My Funny-$m$: 03/01/2009

Saturday, March 28, 2009

In, October 23,2008 05:22PM

Yar plz mis cal do, Yahan light nai hai mujhay mera cell mil nai raha.

Send it 2 ur frndz and check how intelligent they r!!!

Z, October 23,2008 09:58AM

><(((: >
I send this fish as a sign of friendship.
Plz take care of it &
keep it in mobile &
daily put ur mobile in water
so that fish won't DIE:-)

Z, October 23,2008 09:57AM

Try This
Its Fun!
Take Ur Mobile,
Select Vibrate Mode
Put In Water
&
Call from Landline
Ur Moblile Will Start Swimming.
So what's r u waiting? Do it now!

In, October 23,2008 09:21AM

Milte Hain Ache Dost Sirf KhushNasibo Ko,
Meri Kismat Se Jalna Chor Do,
Agr Tamanna Ho Milne Ki Mere Dost Se,
To Bas Apni Nazar Aayine Ki Taraf Mor Do..

L, October 23,2008 08:32AM

Aik FAQEER nay ghar k bahir se Awaz lagayi:
Babu ji roti milegi?
Andar se awaz ayi:
"Biwi ghar per nahi hai"
FAQEER:
Main ny Roti laine hai
"CHUMMI" ni.

Aj, October 23,2008 06:41AM

Dimagh JISKA ice.
Jeevan uska Nice.
dil jiska pure.
kaamyabi milay sure.
Nazar jiski clear
woh banay sab ka Dear.
Example.... Main hoon na...

Z, October 22,2008 06:12PM

Wife: kal raat tum neend me mujhe gaaliya de rahe the.
Husband: tumhe koi ghalat fehmi hui hai.
Wife: kaisi galat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k main soya hua tha.

Z, October 22,2008 06:12PM

A husband and wife walking on a road then they saw a donkey eating grass....
Wife-yeh dehkhain aap ka rishtadar zara salam to kr dain
husband-salam susar aap yahan kahan?

In, October 22,2008 03:00PM

Husband,or wife me fight ho Gayi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Rat ko phone karta hai-khane me kya hai.
Wife-ZEHAR
Husband-Tum kha lena mai der se aaunga ;)

Z, October 22,2008 09:39AM

Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?
Santa : "Google Singh"
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
Santa : Wo Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondtay Jo Rehtay Han.

Z, October 22,2008 09:38AM

Sardar Apne Ghar Ka
Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha
Kr Ja Raha Tha ..
Kisi Ne Poocha
Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???
Sardar g Ne Kaha:
Tala Khulwane ... ;-)

Z, October 22,2008 08:03AM

Sardar &Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"
The Sardar Looked
At Sky & Said,
"Where, Where"???

Z, October 22,2008 07:58AM

In A Cricket Ground..
Security:Cricket Match Is Over Now,Why R U Stil Sitting?
Sardar: oye...Yaar.. I Am Waitin For Highlights!

Z, October 22,2008 07:57AM

Masjid ki diwar pe likha tha.
"Agr gunah karte karte thak gaye hain to ander ajaen"
Neeche lipstick se 1 larki likh gai.
Agr nahi thakey to agli gali main ajaen

Aj, October 22,2008 05:34AM

I Like Grapes
B'coz Its Boneless.
& I Like U
B'coz U R Brainless
Ha.. Ha.. Ha..
Felt Bad?
Come'on Yar,
It's Just A
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.
Fact

Z, October 21,2008 07:01PM

Meri
aur
Katrina Kaif
ki
1 Adat same hai.
Guess what?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Na main usay
MSG krta hun,
Na wo mujhe
MSG krti hai
ATTITUDE
u know!.!.!

In, October 21,2008 06:01PM

Judge:
Tum Teesri Baar Adalat Main AA Rahay Ho tumhen Sharam Nahin Aati?
Pathan...
Tu Sala Roz Aata Hay,Tera ko nahi Ati ? :-)

In, October 21,2008 03:29PM

A man asked to Pathan, Aqal bari k bhains??
Pathan says,Let me think
?
?
?
Pathan replied "Oye pehle dono ki date of birth to btao"!

Aj, October 21,2008 08:02AM

Aaj se 100 sal
pehly
Sham k waqt

1 Gaon main

Thek 9 bajy

1 gali main

Kuch b nhi

howa tha

Chlo niklo

Buht shok hy kahani sunne ka.

In, October 20,2008 07:19PM

Rabba dukh na dena mere dost ko,
Muje chahe sukh ka pahar de day...
Ghoomay new cycle mai mera dost,
Mujhe chahe purane mercedez car de day...(Ameen)

Hello. Ap soye to nahi na?
Thenk god k ap soye nahi,
mujhe ap ek important bt krni thi.
Wo ye k.....
Phely promise kry k kisi ko b nahi btaye gey.
Pakka vadda.
Plz listn care fully, oho i mean read care fully.
Ok bta tha ho. Lekin dar tha ho ksi ko pta na chaly.
Ok i sy it.
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.
.
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.
.
Have a good night!

In, October 20,2008 03:09PM

Dosti Kisi Ki Riyasat Nahi Hoti.
Zindagi Kisi Ki Amanat Nahi Hoti.
Hamari Saltanat Mein Dekh K Qadam Rakhna.
Kyun k Humari Dosti Ki Qaid Mein Zamanat Nahi Hoti.

Z, October 20,2008 02:43PM

Friendship has 1 law...
Never make ur friends feel lonely until u r Alive..!
So disturb ur friends as much as u can, just as I do always...

Aj, October 19,2008 05:55PM

IBLEES adalat me sabit krne gaya k wo duniya me sub se zalim, dhokey baz, or ghatia hai
lakin wo nakam hua,or bahir a k logo s pocha,
yar Ye " President" kon hai?

In, October 19,2008 02:51PM

=Singing Kishor Pr Khatam
=Bhai Giri Sunjy Dut Pr Khatam
=Style Salman Khan Pr Khatam
=Or Khubsurti Yaqinan Hum Pe Khatam,Or Aap ?
.
=Jal Jal K Khatam?

In, October 19,2008 12:11PM

Judge Said 2 Pathan: Tum Pr Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Ni Hua Lihaza Tum Ko Ba Izzat Bari Kia Jata He.
Pathan: Tu Is Ka Matlab K hm Cycle Rakh le.

A, October 19,2008 10:15AM

Mehboob ki yad mein petrol pump py cigrt kia jalaya FARAZ!!!
Meri tu dunia hi badal gai ik dhamaky k sath!.!.!

Z, October 18,2008 09:35PM

A Public Service Message For You
"Biryani Khaiye, Qabal Is K
K Aap Ki Biryani Khai JaYe ..."
Brought To You By ...

"STUDENT BIRYANI"

Aj, October 18,2008 07:52PM

Chand par aap ka naam likhnay ko jee chata hai.
Pahli bat to ye k mera hat nahi jata hai.
Dosri bat ye k ye khayal hamesha dophair mai aata ha;-)

Aj, October 18,2008 07:47PM

"DOSTI" nazaro se ho
to use"KUDRAT" kehte hain
"SITARO"se ho
to"JANNAT" kehte hain
"HUSN" se ho
to"MUHABAT" kehte hain
Or
DOSTI MUJSE ho
to use"KISMAT" khte han.

Z, October 17,2008 07:46PM

2 pathan Bank lootne gae
Per Gun bhol gae
Phir bhi Bank loot liya
Kaisay?
Bank Manager bhi pathan tha
bola
Kal yaad se aa k Gun
dikha jana!!

Aj, October 17,2008 07:44PM

Shikwa Hamein Manzoor nahi.
Aaj Na koi Bahana hoga.
Aapko Humari Khushiyon ki Qasam.
Is sunday to Aap ko"NAHANA"
hoga.;-)

Z, October 17,2008 07:42PM

Ustad: qayamat k din zamin phat jayege
asman tukre tukre ho jaye ga
her cheez Fana ho jayege
Shagird(pathan) To kia us din school ki chutti hoge?

Aj, October 17,2008 09:59AM

Biwi:Suniye ji, apka Dost galat larki se shadi kar raha hai
ap usey rokte Q nahi?
Shoher: Mai Q roko?
us kamene ne mujhe roka tha kiya.:-)

Aj, October 17,2008 05:44AM

Pathan:Station jaane k kitne logay?Ricksha wala:50
Pathan:20 le lo
Ricksha wala:20 me kon le k jayga?
Pathan:Tum peeche betho hum le k jayga.

Z, October 16,2008 05:47PM

Yaad na karoge to satayenge
Ruthoge to Manayenge
Dost hain Hum Light Nahi
Jo Din may 6,6 Ghantay kay Liye Saath Chor jayenge;-)

R, October 16,2008 05:07PM

00:05

00:04

00:03

00:02

00:01

((((((*DHÜZZ*))))))
Khud Kush Message Tha..!!

Aj, October 16,2008 04:34PM

1st.srdar khali paper ko bar bar choom rha tha
2nd srdar:ye kya hai?
1st srdar:love letter ha
2nd srdar:mgr ye tu khali ha
1st srdar:aj kal bol chal band hai na

L, October 16,2008 12:42PM

1 Gadha dosry se:yar hmari b kya zindagi hy,
sb hm pr wazan daltay hen,
hm becharay to MAZLUM hen.
2nd gadha:yar fikar na kr"MAZLUMON ka sathi hy ............."

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Z, October 15,2008 08:39PM

"~"LOVE"~"
Starts from Eyes,
Grows with gifts,
Ends with tears

But today's
''Love"

Starts 4rm Mobiles,
Grows with Balance share,
Ends with
Number busy;)

In, October 15,2008 08:28PM

()""() ()""()
( ' :') ('; ' )
,/) )\,,/) )\,
¿, ,¿, ,¿, ,¿

you & Me. . .

:

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. . .fr¡end's. .

f O r É v E R ,

Aj, October 15,2008 08:08PM

Mom:Beta kiu ro rahe ho?
Beta:Teacher ne mara mujhe
Mom:Kyun Mara?

Beta:Maine unko MURGHI kaha tha

Mom:kiu kaha?

Beta:wo hamesha test main anda deti hain:

N, October 15,2008 08:07PM

sMs Ka Len-den Yunhi Chalta Rahega,
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.
Dosti Ka Silsila Badalta Rahega,
.
.
Aap Delete Karte Reh Jaoge,
.
.
Par Apka Mobile Mere sMs Se Bharta Rahega,

R, October 15,2008 07:11PM

1 Admi Ki Car Se Kawwa Takra K Behoash Ho gya

Admi Kaway Ko Ghar Le Gya
Or
Pinjray Mei Bund Krdia

Kawa jaag K Bola

Hi ALLAH JAIL HOGAi
lgta ha Driver Mar Gia

Aj, October 15,2008 06:32PM

Ek bacha paida hote hi nurse se bola mobile hy?

Nurse: hai lekin karega kya?

Kid: kuch nai bas
BACHI ko sms karna hy k khariat se pohonch gaya hon..!

N, October 14,2008 09:14PM

wait

wait

wait

Cool

Relax

Ok

Ready

Start

5

4

3

2

1

0

Now !

Delete This sms...

N, October 14,2008 09:12PM

Arz kia hai. . .

Bili k bach0n k chote chote pa0wn

bili k bachon k chote chote pa0wn

me0wn me0wn me0wn me0wn* :-D

In, October 14,2008 07:36PM

Ek train k ulatnay ka case adalat me tha

Train k driver jo k pathan tha us se pocha k tum ne train patri se Q utari?

Pathan:O yara 1 banda samne agaya tha to brake marne ka time nai tha

Humara asistant ne bola k is k upar chara do

Wakeel: Phr?

Pathan:Wo banda patri se utar gaya...

R, October 14,2008 11:01AM

Shair Arz kia hai.
zra twajo chahye:

Khushian milen tumhe qadm ba qadm

khuda ki qasm sher khtm.

Chalo 2sra sher hai:

Chahenge tmko dlo jan se hm

Khuda ki qsm ye sher b khtm..

Acha last time..

CHALO HAMARAY SATH kabhi qadam DO qadam :-)

Shit yaar yeh shair bhi khatam.

Ha
Hahahaha.
Hahahaha.

R, October 14,2008 09:36AM

Inteligent Man+ Inteligent GirL=FriendshiP,

Duffer Man+
Inteligent Girl=Love,

Inteligent Man+
Duffer Girl=Dates,

Duffer Man+
Duffer Girl=

Love Marriage;-)

Z, October 14,2008 07:08AM

Karachi Dolmen Shopping Mall main dhamaka ho gya hai

Ek pent k sath 2 shirts free:p

In, October 13,2008 03:32PM

Ek pathan apne bap ki qaber pe gaya or hal chal pocha qaber se koi awaz na aai, Pathan qaber pe likh k chala gaya k....

Aisa kare ga tu kon aae ga.

R, October 13,2008 01:52PM

My
Lush
Country
Pakistan
K
City
Karachi
K
Town
Sadar
K
1
Bazar
K
Chok Per
1
Library
K
4th
Floor
K
Room
No
5
Ki
7v
Almari
Ki
Row
No
9
Ki
Kitaab
No
41
K
Page
No
69
Ki
Line
No
8
May
Likha
Ha
K?
East & West "Fiza" is the BEST!
Jisko shak he, ja kar khud parh
Lien ;-)

L, October 13,2008 01:19PM

Wife: ap apnay best freind ki BV k janazay pay nahi gay.

Husband:kis moo say jaon.
wo mujay 3rd BV K janazay pay bula raha hai
Aur
Mein ne1 dafa b nahi bulaya.

L, October 13,2008 12:59PM

1 machar ko 1 murghi se pyar ho gaya.
Machar ne murghi ko kiss kiya.
Murghi malaria se mar gai,
aur
machar birdflu se mar gaya.
Dis is "TRUE LOVE"

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

In, October 12,2008 05:57PM

Dil se roye magr honton se muskura baithe,
Yun hi hum kisi se dosti nibha baithe,

Wo hamain 1 sms na kar paye,
Jin k liye hum sms packages karwa baithe :-):-):-):-)

Z, October 12,2008 02:50PM

Mere MOBILE ka Accident Ho Gya Hai.
SAMSUNG Hosptal k
MOTROLA Ward Me Hai
Dr.NOKIA Ka Kehna Hai k sms Ki Botlen Chadhen Ge
plz send SMS Q K MOBILE I C U Me hai

Z, October 12,2008 12:10PM

Zamane k dar se us ki tasveer toilet ma laga rakhi hai

Dedar ho us ka bar bar iskiye julaab ki goli kha rakhi hai

R, October 11,2008 07:34PM

GHALIB nai Arz kya hai

Jisko main nai chaha woh kisi aur ki ho gai...
Wah
wah
Wah
Ley duss yaar merey naal aey ki beghairti ho gai

In, October 11,2008 11:31AM

athisa
aisa
athea
awaya
atoa
awisha
ayoua
aguda
adaya
aina
aaa
anewa
astylea

can't understand?
plz erase 1st n last letter of each word.

R, October 11,2008 11:19AM

Ek bar sardar kahin ja rha tha. Usne ek dewar pr prha,

"Prhne wala gadha"

sardar ko bohat ghusa aya,mita kr likh diya!
"Likhne wala Gadha"

Z, October 10,2008 07:18AM

Ur smile is like'UFOÑE'
tum hi to ho

ur voice is like ZONG'
sb keh do

Ur pyar is like'TELENOR'
chaho kuch barh k

But our relation is like'
WARID' "we care"

Z, October 09,2008 03:20PM

Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy...

Boy:Ka tum mjche shadi kalogi?
Gal : Nhi
Boy : Kallo na plz
Gal : Nai me nai kalungi
Boy : Kallo na! Achi behan hogi.plz!

Z, October 09,2008 02:15PM

A Pathan recieved a message from his girl friend
"I MISS YOU".
.
.
Soch soch kr Pathan ne reply kia

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.

.
"I Mr. YOU" :-)

R, October 09,2008 01:27PM

Girl in party to man:
Excues me sir kia ap mere FACE se 1cheez hata sakte hain?
Man(khush hote hue) han han bolo kia?
Girl:manhoos aadmi apni nazren.

L, October 09,2008 01:16PM

A PATHAN was playing
"KON BANE GA CRORE PATI"
.AMITABH BACHAN:apne bap ka nam batao.
PATHAN:tum hum ko pagal samajti hai?,
pehle 4 option to dio...

Z, October 09,2008 12:33PM

5 reasons y u & me r frnds ?

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

Thapar parega zor se agar
kabhi reason dhund ne ki koshish ki..
True friendship has no reason.

In, October 09,2008 07:20AM

Pathan ka shair;-

Na Botal main, Na jar main.
Na hotel main na bar main.

Na bike peh, Na car main.

.

.

jo mza ha "NASWAR"mein
na Ishq mein na pyar mein.

Z, October 08,2008 10:11PM

Girls ki story
shadi ka wada kia Rehan se
wrna mohabat to thi Adnan se
Anjane me sab keh dia Faraz se
Kiya hal howa tha pocha Shayan se
Ab umeed hai sirf Noman se
lekn baat banegi Imran se
ya phr dekho Faizan se
Nhi to shayad Zèeshan se
ya Kamran se wrna setting to hai he MOLANA
FAZL-UR-REHMAN se

In, October 08,2008 06:33PM

,-?'"""""""""'''?
/-- SMS PoLiCe |
'''O'""""""O"O'""'
Hum aap ko arrest karne aye hain,
app ki complain hai k aap balnce hote huway b sms nhi krte.

Monday, March 23, 2009

R, October 08,2008 04:26PM

Ek ghar se
hr waqt hasne
ki awaz ati thi

Ek sahab us ghar gaye ta k itni khush-gwar zindgi ka raz malom ho sake

Shohar ny bataya

"k meri bv mjhe jotese mrti hai,
lag Jaye to wo hasti hai,
na lage to mein hasta hun....

R, October 08,2008 01:30PM

Jail Mein Pathan se ksi ne Pucha:

Tum Se Aisi Kya Galti Hui K Tum Jail Mein Ho?

Pathan: Mein Ne Bank Loota

Aur

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.

.

.

Paise Wahin Gin'ney beth giya''

Z, October 08,2008 09:58AM

Na tu ap zyada socha karo

na ksi bat ka ghum kya karo,

na kise ko dil dea karo

na kisi ka dil lea karo

healthy life jea karo roz roz gud mi£ pia karo

Aj, October 07,2008 06:21PM

~, - .(. - .
~". ."
~~" . _ . "
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AN APPLE A DAY

KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY!

BUT IF

THE DOCTOR IS CUTE .

BHAAR MEIN JAEN FRUIT!! ;)

In, October 07,2008 09:06AM

Aaj KHUDA ki QUDRAT
samjh aai?

is DHARTI par aapki ZARORT
samjh aai.?

AAP ko DHARTI par bhejna
tu uska BAHANA tha.?

SHAITAN k bad KISI or ko t0
AANA tha.?

In, October 07,2008 08:59AM

Teacher:
"Agar Sacchay Dil Se Rub Se Dua Ki Jaye to Woh Poori Hoti Hai...!"

Student:
"Rehnay Dain Miss,
Agar Aisa Hota to Aap Meri Biwi Hoteen...!"

In, October 06,2008 08:48PM

Kid: "aunti, mummi nay cheeni mangi hai.
Aunti cheeni detay hoay"achha aur kya kaha mummi nay."

Kid: "agar wo kameeni na day, to Pinky aunti say lay aana."

Z, October 06,2008 11:04AM

Open with Love.

Kuch kehna hai apse.

Dar lag raha hy.

Wohi baat jo dil ko chhu jae.

Wohi 3 lafz.

Mind to nai kro gi?

Keh du..?

"INSAN BAN JAO.

Z, October 06,2008 11:03AM

Farzana ki shadi mein hoay itne phool nichawar

Wah wah

Farzana ki shadi mein hoay itne phool nichawar

camera man Faraz k sath GEO News peshawar

In, October 06,2008 09:09AM

Do u want NOKIA N93
Eid special offr in Rs.999;only

wdh free sim?

wdh 100sms free?
&

750free talktime?
To just log on 8

www.ghreeb bcho-k-ajib- spny.com

In, October 05,2008 06:31PM

Baagh Mai Hai Chambeli To Kal Gulaab Hoga!

Baagh Mai Hai Chambeli To Kal Gulaab Hoga!

WahWah

Aap se Karegi Wohi Shadi Jis Ka Dimagh Kharab Hoga:-D:-P:-D

Z, October 05,2008 10:03AM

Aik kashti main 100 pathan sawar the k achank kashti ruk gai aur sub doob gae........,
keyse ?????
sub pathan the naaaaaa!

sub kashti ko dhakka lagane pani main utar gae... :-)

Z, October 05,2008 10:02AM

Two Pathans on their first Umrah, were doing Tawaf around the Kaa'ba..

Suddenly, Assar Azaan called..

So they went out,

"looking for a Masjid";-)

Z, October 05,2008 07:29AM

PATHAN in UKHOTEL khana khane gaya!
Wo MURGI khana chahta tha lekin
MURgI ka ENGLISH me NAME bhool gaya!
WAITER asked wat do u want?
PATHAN: EGG's MOTHER!

In, October 04,2008 09:20PM

pathan: Aaj mri juma ki nmaz nikl gai,
2nd ptn: wo kase?
1st: imam sahb boley apny mob of krden,me to ghr pr chor kr gya ta jb of kr k aya to jmat nkl gai thi.

In, October 04,2008 09:18PM

Aik sardar doosre se,
"Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.."
Doosra,
"Woww, Shaadi Kab hai.???"
Sardar,
"Meri 7 Oct aur uski 13 Nov ko .*

Z, October 04,2008 08:36PM

Bohot koshisho'n k baad
Aj
Islami research se
ye baat final ho chuki hai

K

Murghi haraam hoti hai

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.

.

.

Agar Chori ki ho to . . . ."!"

Z, October 04,2008 01:51PM

Are u free now Whn u get time call me,I need 2talk 2u abt somethng personal....

Arabian sea is for sale...Shall we both buy it? :-)

L, October 04,2008 05:01AM

2 Sardar Bank Lotne Gaye Pr Gun Bhol Gae
Phir B Bank Lot Liya
kaise?
Bcoz bank Maneger B Sardar Tha
Bola Koi Bat Nahi I Trust U,
Gun Kal Dikha Jana:-)

Z, October 03,2008 09:32PM

Pehle Wo Mri 'G/F' Thi Me Bolta Tha Wo Sunti Thi

Phr Wo Mri Mangetr Bani Wo Bolti Thi Me Sunta Tha

JbSe Wo Mri BV Bani
Hm 2no Bolte Hain Pura Mohala Sunta He.

L, October 03,2008 12:39PM

Mere dukhi dil ko cheer gayi ik goli,

Jab suna k uski aaj uthay gi doli :(

Wo hath pay mere ungli rakh ker bs yehi boli

Yassu Panju Haar Kabooter Doli..!

Z, October 02,2008 06:14PM

Shair Arz hai

Khushiya mile apko har qadam ba qadam

khuda ki qasam shair khatam

Naraz mat ho chalo dosra shair hai

Chahe ge tm ko dilo jan se hum

Khhuda ki qasam ye shair bhe khatam;-)

Z, October 02,2008 06:11PM

Sardar had twins,named Tin & Martin
Again had twins,named Peter & Repeter
Again had twins, MAx & climAx
Again had twins,he got fedup & named "Stop & fullstop"..

N, October 01,2008 08:17PM

~~~~~~~ ('.')
~~~~~~~_/|:|\_
~~[]""""<"<""""[]

Me subha se
yahan bethi
koi bus ya Train nahi,
Bal-k
ap k
sMs ka w8
kar rahe hon...!!
:( :( :( :(

N, October 01,2008 06:30PM

Lambi hai manzil door hai kinara..

Jaane q nahi aaya aaj SMS tumaara..

Bh00l gae Number ya naam humaara..

Ya koi mil gaya humse b pyaaara..

In, September 30,2008 01:46AM

ALLAH ne
tumhy Paida kiya k tum Uski ibadat karo
Rozy rakho
Namaz parho
Quran parho
Uska Zikr karo
Deni Kitaabain parho
Par Tm

SMS Phar rahe ho
SHARAM KARO..

R, September 29,2008 12:07PM

Tum insaan nahi ho,
or Na hi tum Insaan kehlane k mustahiq ho,

Kyun k Tum to eik

Farishta ho!

Farishta.

Wohi

Jisse Jannat se nikala gaya tha.

In, September 29,2008 10:00AM

Batao France k log chai(tea) me chammach dal kar anti-clockwise q ghumate hai?

There is a logic

no ans

i will tell u

Cheeni mix karne k lye.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Z, September 28,2008 08:52PM

Ek admi ne tung aa k kaha
"Is zndgi seto mout hi achi ha"
Ek dum Farishta aya or kehnay laga k me tumko lenE aya hu
Admi :
"Lo ab insan mazak bhi nai karsakhta"

Z, September 27,2008 01:34PM

SMS krny k Faidey:

1)Mobil ko zang nhi lagta
2)Typing improve hoti hy
3)Ap Jisy kren gy wo khush rahega
4)Contact bna rahega
or
5)Apko koi KANJOOS b nhi kahega

Z, September 26,2008 07:42PM

Teacher: Wo Kon si Cheez Hai Jo Insaan Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se Jakhre Rakhti Hai?

Pathan: MISS, SHALWAR KA NAARA !

In, September 25,2008 04:50PM

Katra katra samandar bun jaye ga,

Dekhty Hi Dekhty 2009 aa jaye ga,

Himmat kr Abi waqt hy "PAKISTAN"se Bhag ja,

Wrna

Agly saal tu"BHOOK"Se Mar jayega.

In, September 25,2008 01:58AM

Press down 4 ur

"Eid Gift. . . . .

Plz wait. . . . .

Wait plz. . . . . . . . . . . . . .

ALLAH aap ko aqal day! Aj kia Eid hai?
Nahe na,To gift kesa?.

In, September 24,2008 07:50PM

Choza sherni se!
Darling I Love U

Sherni: Abay single pasli k,
Tu ne apni
Jaan,
body,
Height dekhi hai?

Choza:Sab chorh Jaan-e-man,
Sirf Confidence dekh!

L, September 24,2008 01:08PM

:-0 Hello Itna sannata kyon hai?

Kitny dair se sms ki ghanti nahin bajji:-/

kya saary network fuse hogaye??

Ya mujhe chahane walay kanjoos hogaye..

L, September 23,2008 02:17PM

82uv
4u5
n2v
n22
3vn
29v
2v8n
2b5
92v08
5b92
92
8n5v
25
v32n5
329
b25

Nahi Samj Aya?
Koi Baat Nahi
Aagay Send Kardo
Kyun K.!!
Tension Lene Ka Nai Dene Ka ha!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Aj, September 22,2008 08:01PM

You Are

88% Beautiful

94% Intelligent

56% Nice

67% Charming

38% Glamorous

77% Decent
Total=
88+94+56+67+ 38+77=
Uff ALLAH tusi te "420"
ho.

Aj, September 22,2008 10:09AM

Sher likha jata he
Parha jata he
Suna jata he
Kaha jata he

Lekin jb Sher samne ata he to
Pajama uper se dhila
Neche se gila OR
Peeche se pila ho jata he.HAHA

L, September 20,2008 08:49PM

Jo Ho Gaya
Wo Ho Gaya
Jo Hona Hoga
Wo Hoga
Or
Jo Nahi Hona Hai
Wo Nahi Hoga
Q K Jo
Hona Hai
Wo Tu
Hoga Hi Hoga
Ab Dekhna Hai
K Kia Hoga?
OR
Kia Nahi Hoga
Hönay Ko Tu Kuch Bhi Hoga
Yahi Sochna Hai K Kia Hoga?
Agar
Kuch Hoga
Tu Theek
Hoga OR
Nahi Hoga
Tu Bhi Theek
Hoga
OR
Theek Nahi Hoga
Tu Kuch
Kaisay Theek
Ho Ga..?
Ab AAP Batao K Aagay Kia Hoga..?
Kisi Or
Ko
AAP
Bhi
Bhejo
Acha
Time Pass Hoga
Nai ho ga tu wo pagal zaror ho ga.

Z, September 20,2008 07:18PM

athisa
aisa
athea
awaya
atoa
awisha
ayoua
aguda
adaya
aina
aaa
anewa
astylea

can't understand?
plz erase 1st n last letter of each word.

Z, September 20,2008 07:15PM

pathan: Aaj mri juma ki nmaz nikl gai,
2nd ptn: wo kaise?
1st: imam sahb boley apny mob of krden,me to ghr pr chor kr gya ta jb of kr k aya to jmat nkl gai ti..

N, September 19,2008 11:10PM

Dis teddy beer Is ur gift,
he dances wen he sees some1 SMART!
()""()
( -.-)
(,) )
L.! L

()"()
( -.-)
(,) )
L.! L

nahi nacha?
Meri bari mai tu nacha tha!;-)

N, September 19,2008 11:09PM

~('.') kidhar
/) ) / hain Aap?
/_ /_

~ ('.') pta hai aap
<) )> ko kitna
/_ /_ yaad kiya

~~~~~~('.')
>---( )----<
_/ /_ ITNASARA ......

N, September 19,2008 10:50PM

U know glass tutay to kia awaaz aati hai?

Crush?

No

Crish?

No

Thish?

No

Thirich?

Nahi yaar

Ammi ki awaaz ati hai
Tordo.... sab Tordo Kam-bakhton ek bhi na chorna tum log :D

Z, September 19,2008 20:06PM

Pyar ki rasmo ko ye zamana kia jane
dil ka dard dil torne wala kia jane
hoti hai kitni mehnat eik larki patane main
ye ghar pe betha uska ABBA kia jane

N, September 19,2008 02:00PM

"2 pyaz
3 lehsun
5 gm zira
3 kali mirch
2 spoon namak
1 cup water or
thora sa hara dhaniya,
pata ha hm kya bana rahe hain?

apko bevkuf or vo b masaledar.

R, September 18,2008 08:41PM

Pakistani to American:Tum choro k sath kaisa sulook krte ho?

American:Hum un k sath boht acha sulook rakhte hain,un k khanay peenay ki har cheez ka khayal rakhte hain

Pakistani: ye to kuch b nai,tum abi b humse peechay ho,hum log to un ko PRESIDENT tak bana dete hain!

Z, September 17,2008 06:30PM

Tu Laakh Bhula K Dhek mujhe

Hum mohabat phir B Nibhayen gay

''Tum Paani Pi Pi k Thak jao ge''

Hum Hichhkiyan Ban Ban kar Aayen Gay..

Z, September 17,2008 11:43AM

Son: mom,papa
Buhat sharif hen
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Mom: Wo kesey?
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Son: jub b ksi Larki ko dekhte hen

Foran 1 Aankh bandh ker lete hen ;-)

Z, September 17,2008 11:41AM

Sms rates:
1995=Rs.5
1996=Rs.4
2000=Rs.3
2002=Rs.2
2005=Rs.1
2006=Rs.0.5
2007=Rs.free

Aap sms kb karogay?
Jb sms karnay k paisay milengay kiya.

Z, September 17,2008 11:40AM

Dalda banaspati main hum nahi pakatay FARAZ!

Dalda banaspati main hum nahi pakatay FARAZ!

Q k,her cheez MEZAN main achi lagti hai :-)

Z, September 17,2008 11:40AM

Agar Raat Ko Koi Chahat Ki Had Karde

Aur Mohabbat Se Aap Ki Gardan Pe Kiss Karde

Aur Aap Ko Karwat Badalne Per Majboor Karde

To Ye Yaqeenan

Machar Hoga

Z, September 17,2008 11:38AM

DIRTIEST MSG OF ALL TIME:

Sardar in a plane feels vomiting & asked 4 a vomit bag

Air Hostess gave him

After few minutes when she came back everybody was vomiting except sardar

She was surprised & asked,sardar ji in sab ko kya hua?

Sardar:me ulti kiti, in logan nu buri lagi te mein wapas pi gya

Z, September 17,2008 11:37AM

Arz kia hai . . .

Lahore or Karachi me agar agaye taliban

Lahore or Karachi me agar agaye taliban

To kesi lagen gi burqay me
Meera
Or
Sherry Rehman...

Z, September 17,2008 11:37AM

Ek Pathan Airhostes Se: "Apki Shakal Mri Biwi Se Boht Milti He!"

Hostess Ne Zordar Thapar Us K Moun Pe Mara!

Pathan Foran Bola: "Aadat Bhi Boht Milti He!"

Z, September 17,2008 11:36AM

Arz kia ha

Soch samaj k na ki jisne shadi

Usne jeevan Bigaar lia

Or

soch Samjh K ki jisne Shaadi

Usne b koun sa teer mar lia..

Hahahahaha:

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

R, September 13,2008 10:53PM

Raat ko 3 baje 1 dakoo sardar k ghar men ghus gaya,, Aur bola:
Sona kahan hai.??
:
Sardar bola:
Ullu k pathe sara ghar khali hai kahin bhi so jaa...

R, September 12,2008 03:34PM

Patni pati se:
Aji,
agar me gum ho gai to tum kya karoge?
Pati:
Its the time to disco,
kon dhondega tujh ko,
kabhi na mile tu mujh ko,
its the time to disco...

In, September 12,2008 10:00AM

Mubark mubark ab 10 giram AATAY ki sashay sirf 3.Rs me dastayab hai jaldi kigiye kahin der na ho jay..

In, September 11,2008 10:34PM

Police constable to his son: "tumhara result acha nahee aya. Aaj say sab khelna aur t.v band!
"Son: "yeh 50 rupay pakro aur mamla khatam kero!"Kk

R, September 11,2008 06:43PM

Aik bht hi dard bhara shair arz hy kamzor dil k hazrat plz is ko mat parhyn
Arz kia hy

Dil mai chubi hy suii

Dil may chubi hy suii

Oui oui oui

Z, September 11,2008 10:56AM

Ek Ameer Larki ko School me Garib khandaan pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha Gya.

ESSAY : Ek Garib khandaan tha,baap Garib,Maa Garib,Bachay Garib. khandaan me 4 Naukr the,wo bhi Gareeb.
Car bi Tutti Hui Accord thee.Unka Garib Driver Bachon ko usi Tutti Car may School Choor K Aata tha.
Bachon kai paas Purane N95 Mobile thay.Bache Hafte me 3 bar Hi Chicken Khatay thay.
Ghar me sirf 4 2nd Hand A.C. thay
Sara khandaan Bari Mushkil se Aish Kar raha tha.!!

Z, September 11,2008 10:51AM

Teacher pathan Se:
Qatil kisay kehte hain?

Pathan: Pata nahi!

Teacher: Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlaoge...?

Pathan : "Khush qismat"

Z, September 11,2008 07:07AM

PTHAN NMAZ me khob dua krrha tha

ya ALLAH tu LAHORE ko PAKISTAN ka DARUL HKUMT BNADE

ksi ne pocha esa Q kh rheho

PTHAN: hm apne imtahn me yhi likh k aya h:-)

Z, September 09,2008 08:36PM

Try dis, go 2 write msg.Activate dictionary english den hide ur screen wid ur 1 hand n type 4164771968,now remove ur hand & read it! Phir dekhen kamal.

Z, September 09,2008 12:22PM

The girl asked her lover, 'Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?' 'Sure, ' replied her lover 'What's your phone number?'.

Z, September 08,2008 09:00PM

Q: What's The Best Punishment U Can Give A Girl?

A: Give Her New Dress, Jewels, Cosmetics, Etc.
And Lock Her In A Room
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.
.
Witout A Mirror

R, September 08,2008 05:10PM

Elahi Aaj ye farman likh de,

Hr khushi SmS parhne wale k naam likh de,

Agr uski khushi k liye kisi ki jaan chahiye

To us pe "MUSH" ka naam likh de...

Z, September 08,2008 04:49PM

If i need Brain transplant then i wil prefer ur Brain
Dont think dat ur 2 GeniUsActualy
I need a brain which is never used b4..!
Bolay tou
..."ZERO METER"...

Z, September 08,2008 08:04AM

Ranjha Ne Been Bajaai,

Heer Daur K Aai,

Majnu Ne Bansuri Bajaai,

Laila Bhag K Aai,

Aur,,,

HUM Ne Sirf Seeti Bajaai,

Woh Zalim

"ABBU"Ko Le Aai.

Z, September 08,2008 08:01AM

BREAKING NEWS

Islamic research se sabit hua hay k murghi haram hay...
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Agar chori kii ho to.

Z, September 08 2008 08:01AM

Aik pathan,larki se:

Hum se shadi karo.. Tum ko sawab milay ga..

Larki: woh kaise?

Pathan:hamara shaadi hogi,bacha hoga. Bacha ka nam sawab khan rakhayga...!

Z, September 08,2008 08:00AM

1 angrez urdu sikne k lie pakistan aya.kuch wqt k bad wo waps gaya.
Logon ne us se pucha.k us ne kia sika.
Us ne kha.
.

.
Bejly chelly gayee.
Bejle aa gie.

Z, September 08,2008 07:59AM

KESC LIGHT CONTROLLER:
"Niyyat karta hun

2 ghante light le janey ki

wastey apni hakomat k

zulm ghareeb awaam par

hath mera switch ki taraf

Lo phir gai. * -

In, September 07,2008 11:36AM

Tum Pas Aae,
Yun Muskurae,

Apne 32 Dant,

Mujhko Dikhae,

Dekh K Mera
Dil,

Phoot Phoot K Rota Hai,

Yar Tumse,

Ek Brush Bhi,

Theek Se Nahi
Hota Hai ;-).

Z, September 07,2008 07:23AM

Mere dukhi dil ko cheer gayi ik goli jab suna k aj uthey gi uc ki doli
Wo hath pe mery ungli rakh kar
Boli....FRAZ....

Yassu panju haar kabutar doli

Z, September 07,2008 07:22AM

B careful

In dinon me apna boht khyal rkhna

Khana wqt pr khana

Zyada wazan nhi uthana

Seerhian ehtyat se charhna

Q k

9wan mahina chal rha he
Häppy
Sèptémbèr n Ramzan :-)

Z, September 06,2008 11:01PM

Girl: kon ho tum?
Boy: hasrat tumhari,
Girl: dekhte ho kia?
Boy: Surat tumhari,
Girl: karte ho kia?
Boy: poja tumhari,
Girl: kafir ho kia?
Boy: aisa hi sahi,

Girl: chahte ho kia?
Boy: muhabat tumhari,
Girl: pachtao gay,
Boy: kismat hamari.
Girl: Married hoon main.
Boy:..
.
.
.
.shakal pe laanat tumhari...

N, September 06,2008 12:11PM

Mri zndgi pe faqt itna ehsan krdo

Ik benam c fursat mery nam ker do,

Ik subh ko milo or sham kr do,

or sham tak

mery ghar ka sara kam ker do..

R, September 06,2008 11:17AM

Pathan thrmos le k picnic pr gya..

Pathan: Is me thandi chez thandi or garm chez garam rhti hai..

Dost: Tm is me kia lae ho?
Pathan: 4 qulfi 2 cup chae.. :-D

Z, September 06,2008 10:29AM

CID Officer: Why criminals leave their fingerprints aftr crime ?

Sardar: Sir I Think they r un-educated if they were educated, they would leave their signature

In, September 05,2008 11:59PM

Kal Raat Chand Ne Mujse Kaha "Agr Tumhara Dost Tume SMS Nhi Krta To Tm Use Chor Kiyo Nhi Dete" Mne Chand ki Traf Dekh kr Kha

"Oye Koi Bnda GAREEB v Honda a"

Z, September 05,2008 08:06PM

Thalaam
Ye Et Aita sms Hai Jo Athe Bhale Intan To Totla Tal Deta Hai,
Aap Laatt Toshish Talo Pil b Aite He Palo De.

Tesa Lada Totla Ban Te ??

Z, September 05,2008 07:51PM

Wada kro:

Wada kro

K

Tum

Zindagi

Ki

Hr

Cheez

Mujh

Se

Share

Karo gy

Wada karo

Khushi

Ghum

Dukh

Sukh

Or

Yahan

Tak

K..

.... Balance bhi

Friday, March 13, 2009

In, September 05,2008 12:36AM

1 baat dil sey batana.
Is
Duniya
main,
aakhir
tum ney
aisa
kon sa
acha
kaam
kiya?
jo
tumhe...

Mujh jaisa piyara dost mila...>
batana zaroor muje.

In, September 05,2008 12:07AM

ye dil
*
"*.Aap ko
.*""*.
*
"*.
"*bohat ziada
.*""*.*""*
*"*.
"*.
.*""*.*""*.
* miss ker *
"*. raha .*"
...*"hai."*

Mere 2 sms ko b l0g time pas samjte hai jab man krta ha reply kia warna just delete .

In, September 04,2008 02:42PM

Na Jane Log Kun Darte H£in

Kuch Log To SMS B Nahi Krte Hain

Or Kuch Ap Jaise B Hain Is Duniya Me,

Jo MIS CALL Mar Ke Bhi,

Balance Check Karte Hain...

Z, September 04,2008 01:08PM

Faraz ke duniya se rukhsat hone k baad Ab Wasi Shah Ka Kalam Arz Hai..

Itna tou Hamein bhe pata hai
Wasi...

K Jab wo Hasi Tou Phasi.. ;) :p

Z, September 04,2008 03:58AM

*._DuÄ_.*

Ye Dua Merey Liye Nahin Meri AMMI K Liye Hai

please say AMEEN

Ay ALLAH Meri AMMI Ko Jaldi Se..

Ek khubsurat c BAAHU Inayat Farma ;)
AMEEN

Z, September 03,2008 01:18PM

Sardar ne shok men roza rakh lia
He askd 2 his son:

Vekh, Suraj dooba?

Son:nai g

Again asked:

dooba ki?
Son: nai g
Sardr:Lagda Ay menu lay k he dubay ga!

In, August 31,2008 08:18PM

1 pathan ko doctor ne ECG test karwane ka kaha..
Pathan lab pohoncha to test ka nam bhool gya,
thori dair sochne k bad kehne laga

Bhai jan hamara CNG kr do...

Aj, August 31,2008 05:57PM

|""| |""\ /"""| |""| |"'|
| | | I S S | | |,,| |
|,,,| |,,,|\/|,,,| \,,,,,,/
ap kiya miss karogy
Dekho hum ne kitna mis kiya.

R, August 30,2008 10:19AM

A girl comes late to clas

Prof why r u late

Girl:Sir,ek larka mera pecha kar raha tha

Prof:To late Q hoi?

Girl:Sir,larka bohot slow chal raha tha

Z, August 30,2008 11:22PM

"Chand aur Main"

Dono ka aik sa muqaddar_

Wo falak pe tanha_

Main zameen pe akela_

Wo roshni mange soraj se_

Aur main muhtaj KESC ka_:-(

Z, August 30,2008 10:50PM

.-""-.
( ';' )
(,,)(,,)
App ko meri YAAD
arhi hay?

Nahi?

.-""-.
(")( '; ' )
' (,,)
Esa MUKKA parega na,
Sub kuch Yaad ajaega..'

Z, August 30,2008 05:49PM

Kid.
M0m kya apne mujy paida hony sy pehly dekha tha?

M0m.
Nhi to . . .

Kid.
To phr paida hony k baad apne mujy pehchana kese!

R, August 30,2008 10:31AM

Can u think k "2 + 5= 11" Kaise aya? Socho-Socho Nhi malum? Thora or dimag lagao Abhi b nhi? OK let me tell u k kaise aya

"GHALTI SE"
.

In, August 30,2008 10:25AM

Apki bath mujhe bht pasand ha. Woh yeh ha k
Ap jab bi koi bth karte ho

To dil se karte haen

Kiyn k

Dimagh to apke pass ha hi nhi.

In, August 29,2008 10:55PM

Sardar:Agar aik hathi sui k sorakh mai se guzar raha ho tou usay roknay k liye kia karna chahye?

Other Sardar:Uski dum par girah laga do, phans jae ga.

In, August 29,2008 10:25PM

Duniya meim sirf7cheez famous hai.
boloyto 7wonders-
apun.
apunka style.,
apunka awaz,.
apunka smile,
apunka face,
apunka sms.,
apunka dost,bolay to,(Tum),.

In, August 29,2008 10:25PM

Kal 137 logon ko bewaqoof banaya.

kaise?

neeche dekho.

Or neeche.

Bus

bilkul isi tarah he.
Ab 138 HO GAYE .

Z, August 29,2008 08:46PM

Sardar 1st time JAHAAZ mein betha
Jahaz runway pe chal raha tha.
Sardar ne pilot ko thappar mara aur bola:
Mujhe dair ho rahi hai aur tu BY ROAD jaa raha hai:-)

Z, August 29,2008 10:23AM

Mother to Doctor on phone:
meray bachay ko current laga hai
me kya krun?

Doctor:
pehlay aap do nafal shukranay k ada karen k aap ki taraf bijli aa rahi hai.B-)

Aj, August 27,2008 09:55AM

Ting Tong

Open The Door!

Kon ?

Hum

Hum Kon ?

Hum SMS

Kia Cha'hiye?

"Aap K Cheh're Par Ek Pyari Si *(SMILE)* ----*----

Z, August 28,2008 11:24PM

Teacher! pathan Student sy btao:
Qalam Behtr Hai Ya Talwar?

Pathan :
Qalam Behtr Hai
Q K Talwar Se Aap Shalwar Mein Nara Nhi Daal Saktay.

Z, August 28,2008 07:12PM

Ek HUMAIN
AAP Ki JUDAI
MAAR Gai

Dusri AAP
Ki LARAAI
MAAR Gai

Teesri Ye
ZALIM TANHAI
MAAR Gai

AAP Q
Nahi Karty
HUMAIN SMS

Lagta Hai AAP
Ko "MEHNGAI
MAAR Gai

Aj, August 27,2008 09:10PM

Life is very Short so Follow some Rules..
Forgive Quickly!
Believe Slowly!
Love Truely!
Laugh Loudly!
&Never Avoid Any thing that Brings SMILE On UR FACE.

In, August 27,2008 07:57PM

Ye intezar kabhi khatm honay ka nahi ..........

so, be habitual of
"candle light"

atmosphere and

keep enjoying !

In, August 27,2008 07:54PM

" EXCUSE ME "
aap apne haathuper uthaain !!!

ok

abb aankhenbund kren !!!

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.

.

.

.
AÜR DiL SÄ¥DÜA MÄNGEÑ
K
HAMARI "LITE"AAJA¥E.

In, August 27,2008 08:43PM

Intezar
Ek Taveel Intezar,

na Raat ka

na Din ka

na Suba ka

na Sham ka

na Sephr ka

na Dophr ka

na Is ka

na Us ka

Intezar hai to sirf,

'Light' ka!

Z, August 27,2008 07:15PM

Faraz,tm humen chor gye kis k sahary..

"g" for gubaary or " f " for fuwary.

R, August 27,2008 03:02PM

__Suraj
bin roshni nahi
__Chand
bin kiran nahi
__Badal
bin barsat nahi
__Bahar
bin savan nahi
__Dost
bin dosti nahi
__Dosti
bin tum nahi
__Tum
bin Hum nahi .

Z, August 27,2008 01:24PM

Kehte hain k jub koi kisi ko bohat yad karta hai to Aasman se ik tara toot k girta hai, Ek din ap ki waja se sara asman khali ho jaega or ilzam mere sir Aayega,

Z, August 27,2008 01:24PM

Wo ye kehti hai k mai 7 bajay date per aogi FARAZ

Par ye batati jao naey time per ya poraney . .

Z, August 27,2008 01:21PM

Hum zindagi ki bheer mai faraaz itny kho gae...........

Aalu 35 rupay or tamater 80 rupay kilo ho gaey.........

Aj, August 27,2008 01:10PM

"Dunya main reh kar sapno main kho jao,

kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jao,

agar kuch bhi na kar sako tou,

mou mai chousni lo aur so jao".

Aj, August 26,2008 03:09PM

Faraz k bad usky bhai
"Daraz" ka shair paishy khidmat hy.

HazarooN saal mummy papa k sath sota
raha me. "Daraz"

Bari mushkil se hua hamaray ghar "faraz"

In, August 26,2008 10:46AM

Mohabat karo ibadat k sath

Pyar karo sachai k sath

Dosti karo dianat k sath

Sms parh lia!!

Chalo Ab reply karo sharafat k sath...!!

In, August 25,2008 09:12AM

Aankho se aanso bahate nahi.dard ko kabhi dil me chopate nahin.zakham chahay kitna bhi ghahra ho.hum(DETTOL) ke siwa kuch lagate nahin .

Al, August 24,2008 10:45PM

DON ka intaizar 11 colleges ki larkiyan kr rahi hain lekin DON ka college jana mushkil hi nhi namumkin hai kion k DON matric fail hai.

In, August 24,2008 03:27PM

Aik bacha apni mom se : AMMI AMMI, KIA MAIN BADSURAT HON. mom : NAHI BETA, ALLAH KA SHUKAR ADA KARO, USAY DEKHO JO MESSAGE PARH RAHA HAI .....

Ab, August 24,2008 12:16PM

*@'"'''@*
**( ' : ' )**
*(@)-"-(@)*
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Here is a lovely, cute teddy bear 4 U!

Just 2say you
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*¤Misng yoÜ¤*

Ab, August 24,2008 12:14PM

The best relation ever is b/w TWO EYES...
They blink 2gether
move 2gether
cry 2gether,
C 2gether and
sleep 2gether
Still Thay never see each Other

But when they see a girl,
1 will blink and the other will not..
Moral of the story:
"A girl can break any kind of relationship!..

Z, August 23,2008 01:11PM

T.T to sardar in Train: 'Ticket dikhao.'

Sardar:'Ye lo'

T.T: 'Ye to purani Ticket hai.

Sardar: 'Tou train kya abhi Showroom se nikali hai?

In, August 23,2008 10:33AM

Zindagi me kuch na mila to kiya ghum hai.aapki dosti milli kiya kam hai.thori si jaga mil jaay aapke dil me.to ye jaga bhi kiya taajmehal se kam hai ¤I¤

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Z, August 23,2008 08:14AM

Duniya me 6 aarab log hain

Me nahi jaanta k me tumhein Q sms bhejta rehta hon

shayad is liye k
5,999,999,999
log 1 tumhari jaga nahi le sakte.

Z, August 22,2008 10:43PM

aitbaR Rakhna meRi DOSTI pe,

hum akhiR tak dosti nibhaeinge,

zaRuRat paRi agR dosti mein IMTEHAN dene ki,

to

to

exam aap dena

phaRRay hum pohnchaeinge

Z, August 22,2008 10:35PM

~meRi mohabbat ka iss taRah se mazak na banao "sheRaz" ,,

~aaj main shayiRi kaR Raha hoon q k chutti pay hay faRaz :-D

Z, August 22,2008 10:32PM

After da tremendous succes of faraz! now introducing Faraz ki behn Farhana

Irshaad hai

Kon kehta hai mai pagal hun Farhana..

A 4 Apple
B 4 Banana:-D

Aj, August 22,2008 09:41AM

2 srdar jngle me ja rahe the achanak 1 sher samne agaya,
1st:srdr ne uski ankh me mitti dali or 2nd se bola bhag jaldi
2nd:me Q bhagu mitti mene thodi daali hai

Z, August 21,2008 11:25PM

Bethay hain teri yaad main tanha aaj shaam,

Liya 1kaghaz aur likha tera naam,
Taswer bnai tri aur likha ye paigham,

Znda pkrnay waLay ko
50,000 inaam!

R, August 20,2008 10:30PM

Salam Mera Pyare Hum Watno!
Agar Apke Pass Ya Apke Janne Walo Mai Koi JOB Ho To Mujhe Plz Batayega. Mai Apni CV Apko Bhej Dunga.

Apka Bhai,
Pervez Musharraf.

Aj, August 19,2008 10:32PM

President Musharaf has Resigned...
Now vote for new President. Type "ARJ GENIOUS"and send to 786.
For Bright Future of Islami Jamhoria Pakistan.

Aj, August 19,2008 10:25PM

Boys attitude!
when proposes a girl

If she says YES, then
'Pata nai kitno ko han kehti hogi'
&
If she says NO, then
'Bandaria apne ap ko Ashwariya samajti hai'

Z, August 19,2008 04:42PM

Prpose Karny ka
aik dam Jhakkas
Style....

"Kya Ghoor Ghoor k Dekhti hey...Maar Dale Gi Kya...??
Dil Dena hai to de de.. Rakh k Achaar dale Gi Kya...?

Aj, August 19,2008 02:13PM

Sardar: prito"ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day

"Prito: "nahi menu sharam andi ey

"Sardar: "ek wari keh de"

Prito "oo nahi"

Sardar:"dekh le fir tu mri behan nahi"

Z, August 19,2008 01:26PM

Wo leader
Qom ka sacha tha,

Wo aadmi
Man ka sacha tha,

Jisy Qom ne
Yun thukraya he,

Wo Pakistani
Sacha tha.

"MUSHARRAF"

Mussharraf Zinda bad.

Z, August 19,2008 09:39AM

No TOothbrUsh
No jogginG,
No tea,
No neWs pAper,
No bath,
No breakFast
No!
No!
No!
No.

Sub sE pehLe Aap kO SMS !
Aur
PYar bhara
*GØØD* **MØRÑIÑG**

Aj, August 18,2008 05:02AM

Letter 4 you.
________
| ... \ / ... |
|___¥___|

please open it?

@======@
)" .. I .. " )
/"MISS" /
( " You" (
@======@

Z, August 16,2008 04:40PM

*Nice Patriotic Story*

1 pakistani, jo pakistan se nafrat karta tha, aur har waqt problms ki waja se pakistan ko bura bolta rehta tha.

Us pe 1 din Bijli ka taar gir gaya

Wo tarap tarap k marne he wala tha

K

Light chali gai

Pakistani sari nafrat bhool k khushi

Se bola

*Pakistan Zindabad*

Z, August 16,2008 04:39PM

Why the word "SINGH" is Added to Every Sardar's Name?

Bcoz Of Its Hidden Meanings!
S : Sala
I : Insaan
N : Nahi
G : Gadha
H : Hai.

R, August 16,2008 03:48PM

.-"5"-4. /7),4,/2) 8( '3.' 4 )0( '9;9'21 )6 (3,9,6)(4,5,)9(,8,)(,52,)

Sirf number delete karo ham dono dost nazar ayenge....!

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( '.' )( ';' )
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In, August 16,2008 03:23PM

Ek Kabotar

Itna Ura

Itna Ura

Itna Ura

Buhat Upar Gaya

Itna

Itna

Bus Ab Nazar Nahi A Raha apna kam kro
Kl Dhondain Gy
.

Z, August 16,2008 06:27PM

,--. I .--,
'. love .'
". U . "
~~ '' ~~~~
Kisi
Dil
waly ne is
Dil
ko
Dil
se bheja he
So PLEASE Is
Dil
ko
Dil
se Kabool Ki jea

Z, August 16,2008 10:23AM

Arz kia. hai
Dar Dar Phirte Hain Gham-e-ishq k maare
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Wah wah
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Dar dar phirte hain Gham-e-ishq k maare,
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Laaado k Lashkaare, Jug mug kapre saare:-)

Aj, August 16,2008 10:05AM

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Qasam se! Mujhe bhi khali mila tha..

In, August 16,2008 09:54AM

How Pnjabi women call their husband in 1st 6 years:
Yr 1- Jaanu
Yr 2- A G
Y 3- Sunte ho
Y 4- Bunty de papa

Y 5- Kithy mar gaye?

Y 6-

Tu anna k main aavan kanjraHow

Aj, August 16,2008 07:34AM

Aap ki X-RAY
Report aa gai Hy Dekh lain

~

Ghabrany ki koi bat nahi, bus Aap k andr yehi 1 keera hai jo apko sMs nahi karnay deta!

Aj, August 16,2008 05:00AM

Kuch dino se pareshan tha main 'Faraz'

Dawlence liya to baat bani!!

Aj, August 15,2008 07:00PM

Nokraani: Malkin! Munnay Ne Cockroach Kha Liya.

Malkin: Oh God Call Doctor Fast.

Naukrani:Aap Tension Na Lo Maine

Munnay Ko Mortein Pila Diya hai

Z, August 15,2008 06:22PM

Dil ne kaha k aaj papoo ko nachaen Faraz,
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BUT PAPPU CAN'T DANCE SALA..:-P

In, August 15,2008 10:07AM

Kbhi shikayt na labo pe layenge dosti kuch is tarhan se nibhayengay koi Aapki burayi hamare samne kr k to dekhe hum han m han milayngay

In, August 15,2008 10:03AM

Hmsha
muskrana

Q k

Apki muskraht

BOHAT
Dilksh
or
pyari ha

Hans k dkhain

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(<....>)
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Oye Hye
sadqe jawaan

In, August 15,2008 10:02AM

Ab kya Dhondte Ho Kaghzoon
Ke dhair Mein Faraz.......

Woh Jis main tumhari tasveer thi
uss akhbaar may koi naan le gaya:-)

In, August 15,2008 10:01AM

Yun dil ki baat kehna to mushkil hai faraz!

Is liye t.nor lo or sab keh do....
:-)Yun dil ki baat kehna to mushkil hai faraz!

Is liye t.nor lo or sab keh do....
:-)

In, August 15,2008 09:59PM

MUNNA BHAI: YAAR SIRCUIT
APUN KO EK NURSE SE PYAAR HOGAYA HAI.SALA US KO LATTER MEIN KYA LEKHON
SIRCUIT:
BINDAS LEKHNE KA.
SISTER I LOVE YOU TUMHARA MUNNA BHAI:-)

R, August 13,2008 11:52PM

Beta mumy mai aksar khwb dkhta ho k mra 1 pao zamin pr or 2sra pao asman pr hai

Mummy: Beta jani is tarha k khawb na dekha karo shalwar phat jaye gi

Aj, August 13,2008 09:12PM

Aik larka apnay father's frand k ghar gaya.
Uncle:baita jao baby k room main so jao.
Boy: I don't like baby kid.
Aur drawing main so gaya.
Next morning he
meets a young girl on da breakfast table.
Boy: who r u?
Girl: im baby n u?
Boy: main ullu ka pathaa