Aj, December 13,2009 11:01PM

Ek memon se marne k bad farishty ne pucha
"koi neki ki thi dunya me?


wo bola
"han ek faqeer ko 1 rupia dia tha! ek masjid me 1 lota rakhwaya tha! 1 hospital ko 5 rupay diye the"..

farishte ne kaha
"ye le apne 6 rupay,
lota pakar aur dozakh mai chal shabash".

In, December 13,2009 12:41PM

*Golden Words*

Doston mein sab s behtreen dost wo hai....





Jo easyload bhejnay k baad,




Call kar k poochay k balance pohncha ya dobara karwaon..

In, December 13,2009 12:55AM

Us k qadam jahan parain hum ne wo jaga chom li FARAZ
Or wo meri ami ko keh gai aanti ae munda mitti khanda ae...

R, December 12,2009 5:38PM

Najoomi:
Tumhri life mein 14 larkiya aayen gi.



Boy:
Oh yes... What a life!"


Najoomi:
Ziyada khush mat ho

1 Biwi our 13 betiya hain:-

R, December 12,2009 5:37PM

Ek waqt tha k Tumhare msg aise aate thay,

Jese kisi ne tumhare Sar Pe Pistol Rakhi hoi hai,
or
Tum Se msgs karwa Raha hai,

Magar ab lagta hai,


Goli Maar di.

Aj, December 10,2009 10:38PM

KHOON se likh diya hr dewar pe tumhara naam,

Or phir Tor di hr dewar jis pe likha tha tumhara naam,

Q

K.
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SPELLING GHALAT HO GAI THI.....!:-)

R, December 10,2009 6:28PM

How does lazy people take bath during winter

they stands in front of a mirror,
throw water on the mirror and say

OH MARGAEY!!
INNA THANDA PANI :-D

R, December 09,2009 8:46PM

LARKA Achanak
LARKI Ko Dekh
Kar Kehta Hai:

"LAFZ TERY
"GEET MERY
"GHAZAL Koi
"SUNAON Kiya..?



LARKI:
"HAATH MERY
"GAAL TERY
"KAAN K NICHAY
"BAJAON Kiya.....

R, December 09,2009 8:25PM

"SHADI" karne k bad



aur "MOBILE" lene k bad



ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai







thoray din aur ruk jatay to












is se acha "MODEL" mil jata..