Z, November 04,2008 02:29PM

Hamara Mutaliba


hamara mutaliba



"har talib-e-ilm ko



aik aik taliba"

Z, November 04,2008 02:30PM

Confidence of Malika Sharawat:
Darzi k pas gai or ek romal nikal kr boli kapray si do.
Confidence of Darzi:
Baji kapra bache tu kia krna ha?

In, November 04,2008 12:51PM

مھنگائ
مسکرانے کا بل بھی آے گا
چھچھانے کا بل بھی آئے گا
روز اسکی گلی میں جاتے ھو
آنے جانے کا بل بھی آئے گا
جب تصور میں تم نھاو گے
تب نھانے کا بل بھی آئے گا
لوڈ شيڈ نگ ھے لاکھ اے زوجة
بلبلانے کا بل بھی آئے گا
کيوں غريبی ميں
تلملانے کا بل بھی آئے گا
. .

L, November 04,2008 09:03AM

Wife 2 husband. tum bahir jate ho to hamesha dar laga rehta hy.
Husband. dontworry main jaldi ajaon ga. wife; Tumhari issi baat ka to dar laga rehta hy. :-)

Z, November 03,2008 05:15PM

Hamari life us waqt complete hoti hai jab
ap hon or mein hoon or
hamaray
choty choty
sweet sweet
cute cute
nanny munny
shrarti


sms hon!

L, November 03,2008 10:08AM

Pathan dukhi tha kisi nay phocha Q tension may ho?
Pathan: Yaar 1 dost ko plastic surgery k liye 3 lakh diye thay
Ab manhuss ko pehchan nai pa raha ho.

In, November 02,2008 04:05PM

*Alan-E-Aam*
Apni Zakat,
Khairat,
Sadqat,
0r
Qurbani ki khalein "KESC"
Ko de jiye,
Is se ap ko
Akhrat main Sawab
0r
Dunia main Bijli mil jay gi..!!

Z, November 02,2008 01:43PM

Faraz in (FATA) Waziristan.
Dagha Repeater zama fire da pakhtoon Faraz.
Dagha Dushman dagha ((DuZzz, DuZzz))) wala wai wai !
Wala wai Wai!

R, November 02,2008 07:53AM

DIL Badal Na Dena
SIM Ki Tarha
MOHOBAT Low Na Karna
BETERY Ki Tarah
PYAR Kam Na Karna
BALANCE Ki Tarah
Hamesha MERI zarurat MEHSUS krna CHARGER Ki Tarha(,").

R, November 02,2008 07:49AM

Mareez Dr se: Heart transplant k bad mje dance aur paisa acha lagne laga hy,Kia me jawan ho gaya hu?
Dr: Nahi tumhe jo dil lagaya hai wo khusray ka tha.:-)

R, November 01,2008 07:18PM

Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef me,
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
kafi hain ya or likhon.? ;->

Aj, November 01,2008 07:16PM

Mureedni: peer G mujhy ilhaam sikhayein
Peer: zra qareeb ao
Mureedni: peer ji mujhay kiss to nahin karain gay?
Peer: vekhia tenu ilhaam hona shuro ho gya naa.

In, November 01,2008 05:12PM

Ek he saff main
Khade hogaye
Mehmood or Ayyaz...
.
.
.
.
.
Aur Dono k joote lekar
Bhaag gaya FARAZ...!.

R, November 01,2008 03:31PM

.-""-.
( ' ; ' )_/
¿_¿ _ )
Main ek
Puppy bhej rahe hon,
Jo log mujhe
SMS NAHI KARTE..
Ye unk MOBILE pe SUSU ker deta hai .

In, October 31,2008 06:38PM

Yaron ki yari pe shak nahi krte,
Jab DON msg bhejta he to bak-bak nahi krte,
Preshan krte ho jab DON busy hota he,
Ab jab DON free haì to sms nahi krte!!;-)

In, October 31,2008 06:27PM

Bachat K 2 Aasan Tareke!
1)Koi SMS Pe SMS Kre Use Koi Rply Mat Kro Yani Paise Bachao
2)Koi Ek SMS Kare Use 2 Send Kro
Ab Is Me Kya Bacha?
Izzat Bachi;-)

Z, October 31,2008 12:26PM

Arguing with the teacher is just like
wrestling with a cow in the mud...
After sometime you realize that
you're getting dirty & the cow is enjoying it..

Z, October 31,2008 12:24PM

Miyan Biwi ko Milwa dena boht sawab ka kaam hy
Aap Is mubarak mahiny me dil se Dua kren k
ALLAH Tala
jald az jald Aasfz… ko bebi se mila dy.

Z, October 31,2008 12:24PM

"Socha tha pilot" banengy"
"fARAZ"
"Chars ka sutta lagaya khud hi jaahaz ban gaye..."

Az, October 29,2008 09:35PM

Doori se pehle
bhi ek doori
hoti hai,
Pyar main her
khwahish kab
poori hoti hai,
Aap milte toh
sunatay haale
Dil apna,
Sms main toh her baat adhori hoti ha!.

R, October 29,2008 03:25PM

Aaj SMS Ki MARDAM SHUMARI Hai
Ager Aap MALE Hai To 6 SmS Karein
Ager FEMALE Hai To 3 SmS Karein
Aur Ager Khud Per SHAK Hai To SmS Na Karein...
SHUKRIYA

N, October 29,2008 12:34PM

1 memon subha so k utha to
dekha k uski biwi mar gayi ha.
Wo foran kitchen ma gaya or apni beti ko galey laga kar rotay howe bola,aik cup chaye kam banana.