Pathan khudkushi pe taqreer kraha tha.
Pathan:khudkushi haram hai
khudkusi krna jurm hai.
khud kushi krne wala dozakh me jata hai.
khudkushi krne wale pa kuda ki lanat hoti hai.
ise to behtar hai k insan zehar khake mr jae.
Monday, August 31, 2009
N, January 17,2009 08:33PM
Kuch is trah teri
palken
____ ____
'""' '"'"
meri palkon
se mila de
____ ____
<¤,> <,¤> ' '
Ansoo tere
sare
___ ___ meri"" ""
palkon pe
sajade.
tu hr ghari.
' 12 ' .
9 L 3'
. 06 . '
har waqt mere
sath raha hai
han ye jism
( ',') (',' )
/[^]\/[=]\
' LL " LL '
kbi dur kbi
pas rha he
jo b gham
hn ye tere
inhe tu
______l^l____
/'\________.|
| | ¤.¤ .|
|M|________.|
mera pata de...kuch istrha..
palken
____ ____
'""' '"'"
meri palkon
se mila de
____ ____
<¤,> <,¤> ' '
Ansoo tere
sare
___ ___ meri"" ""
palkon pe
sajade.
tu hr ghari.
' 12 ' .
9 L 3'
. 06 . '
har waqt mere
sath raha hai
han ye jism
( ',') (',' )
/[^]\/[=]\
' LL " LL '
kbi dur kbi
pas rha he
jo b gham
hn ye tere
inhe tu
______l^l____
/'\________.|
| | ¤.¤ .|
|M|________.|
mera pata de...kuch istrha..
N, January 17,2009 06:04PM
Pathan date pe cooking oil se naha k gaya.
Gf: Ap oil mein kyun nahaye?
Pathan: meine suna tha k 'Har cheez meezan mein achi lagti hai'.
Gf: Ap oil mein kyun nahaye?
Pathan: meine suna tha k 'Har cheez meezan mein achi lagti hai'.
R, January 17,2009 01:15PM
Aik or Sher ki aamad huwi hai...
Arz kia hai:
Nahi tera Nasheman White House ke Aiwanon main,,
Tu Bush hai Basera kar Jooton ki Dukanon per.
Arz kia hai:
Nahi tera Nasheman White House ke Aiwanon main,,
Tu Bush hai Basera kar Jooton ki Dukanon per.
Z, January 17,2009 11:02AM
Kal bhi SMS zinda tha,
Aaj bhi SMS zinda hai,
Tum kitne SMS delete karo gey,
Her mobil se SMS nikle ga.
Naare Misscall Jeay Sms
Aaj bhi SMS zinda hai,
Tum kitne SMS delete karo gey,
Her mobil se SMS nikle ga.
Naare Misscall Jeay Sms
Z, January 16,2009 11:54AM
Kisi Ko Chahne Ki 8 Nishaniyan.
8. Ap Us K SMS Bar Bar Padhte Hain,
7. Ap Us K Samne Ate Hue Hichkichate Hain,
6. Jab Ap Us K Bare Me Sochte Hain To Ap Ka Dil 0r Taiz Dhadkta Hai,
4. Ap Muskurate Hain Jab Un Ki Awaz Sunte Hain,
3. Ap Us K Liye Sab Kuch Kar Sakte Hain,
2. Ye SMS Padhte Waqt Ap K Dimagh Me Bas Us Ka Hi Chehra Hai,
1. Or Ap Use Sochne Me Itne Masrof The K Ye Hi Bhol Gey K Point Number 5 Missing HAY.
8. Ap Us K SMS Bar Bar Padhte Hain,
7. Ap Us K Samne Ate Hue Hichkichate Hain,
6. Jab Ap Us K Bare Me Sochte Hain To Ap Ka Dil 0r Taiz Dhadkta Hai,
4. Ap Muskurate Hain Jab Un Ki Awaz Sunte Hain,
3. Ap Us K Liye Sab Kuch Kar Sakte Hain,
2. Ye SMS Padhte Waqt Ap K Dimagh Me Bas Us Ka Hi Chehra Hai,
1. Or Ap Use Sochne Me Itne Masrof The K Ye Hi Bhol Gey K Point Number 5 Missing HAY.
L, January 16,2009 08:56AM
1 Pathan apna saaman bag m bhar k geo k office phnch gaya or pocha:
WO BAJI KAHAN H JO
KHABRON K BEECH ME KEHTI HE
K HAMARE SATH RAHEYGA
hum7 rehne aya Hai:-)
WO BAJI KAHAN H JO
KHABRON K BEECH ME KEHTI HE
K HAMARE SATH RAHEYGA
hum7 rehne aya Hai:-)
Aj, January 15,2009 06:PM
Un se kehdo ke yunh har baat pe rutha na kare
faraz...
kisi din meter ghum gaya to sar phaar denge...
faraz...
kisi din meter ghum gaya to sar phaar denge...
N, January 15,2009 02:56PM
Girl:Molvi saab i am in love!
Molvi: Nauzbillah
Astaghfirullah
Laholawala!
Girl:No no Molvi saab im in love with u!
Molvi: SubhanAllah..
MashAllah.
Jazakallah..
Molvi: Nauzbillah
Astaghfirullah
Laholawala!
Girl:No no Molvi saab im in love with u!
Molvi: SubhanAllah..
MashAllah.
Jazakallah..
R, January 15,2009 11:58AM
Ques: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity ??
Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha & Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!!
Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha & Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!!
Z, January 15,2009 10:46AM
Shukriya Karo Us Khuda Ka,
Ke Usne Hume Banaya Hai.
Kyonki
Ek Pyara, Achcha,
& Beautiful Sa Dost,
Humne Na Sahi,
Tumne To Paya Hai..
Ke Usne Hume Banaya Hai.
Kyonki
Ek Pyara, Achcha,
& Beautiful Sa Dost,
Humne Na Sahi,
Tumne To Paya Hai..
Z, January 14,2009 10:53PM
Hey...
Sorry to disturb U.
If U are awake and free,
could U plz do me a favour,
Plz
delete this msg
and sleep again,
Having Swt dremz.
Sorry to disturb U.
If U are awake and free,
could U plz do me a favour,
Plz
delete this msg
and sleep again,
Having Swt dremz.
In, January 14,2009 08:18PM
Today is International Handsome boys
& beautiful girls day!
So send this message to
someone who looks smart and cute.
B true..
Dnt cheat like me.......
& beautiful girls day!
So send this message to
someone who looks smart and cute.
B true..
Dnt cheat like me.......
Al, January 14,2009 07:11PM
Pars chori hone k bad larke ka reaction
Gareeb larka:
O mere paise
Ameer larka:
O mera credit card
Khubsorat larka:
O shit usme to "ALi"
ka numbèr tha
Gareeb larka:
O mere paise
Ameer larka:
O mera credit card
Khubsorat larka:
O shit usme to "ALi"
ka numbèr tha
R, January 14,2009 04:40PM
KHAN ne 1Bacha agwa kia or
taavaan k lye sticker pe ye likh k bache pe chipkaya:
10 Laakh kal subah pul k neeche pohnchado?
Aur bache ko ghar wapis bhejdia.
2sre din wo pul k neeche gya
to usy pese milgye
or sath sticker pe likha tha:
Khuda Qasam pese ka gam nai,
Gam is bat ka he k KHAN ne KHAN ko luta
taavaan k lye sticker pe ye likh k bache pe chipkaya:
10 Laakh kal subah pul k neeche pohnchado?
Aur bache ko ghar wapis bhejdia.
2sre din wo pul k neeche gya
to usy pese milgye
or sath sticker pe likha tha:
Khuda Qasam pese ka gam nai,
Gam is bat ka he k KHAN ne KHAN ko luta
Z, January 14,2009 07:18AM
Hundred words of a true friend can never give pain,
But a true friend's Silence can give Hundred Tears in Heart..
So hamesha Bak Bak kart@@@@@@@@@@@@@ reh na
But a true friend's Silence can give Hundred Tears in Heart..
So hamesha Bak Bak kart@@@@@@@@@@@@@ reh na
Aj, January 14,2009 05:50AM
aapka style
aapki smile
aapki ankain
aapki batain
aapka bolna
aapka chalna
aapka muskrana
aapka sharmana
aapka andaz
kaash!
koi 1 to theek hota.!!!
aapki smile
aapki ankain
aapki batain
aapka bolna
aapka chalna
aapka muskrana
aapka sharmana
aapka andaz
kaash!
koi 1 to theek hota.!!!
N, January 13,2009 07:57PM
Award of 2008
~_!_
<( !¡ )>
~ ) | (
~!!!!!!!
Mubark ho"SMS"na krne pr apko AWARD OF BEST knjus2ØØ8dia jta h
kp it up in2ØØ9.knjusi ki b hd hoti .
~_!_
<( !¡ )>
~ ) | (
~!!!!!!!
Mubark ho"SMS"na krne pr apko AWARD OF BEST knjus2ØØ8dia jta h
kp it up in2ØØ9.knjusi ki b hd hoti .
Aj, January 13,2009 06:16AM
Pappu Pinky ko pasand karta hay
aur Pinky Pappu k bhai ko
jab k Pappu k bhai ko
Pinky ki behen achi lagti hay
lekin Pinky ki behn
Pappu ko pasand karti hay
halaan k Pappu pehlay hee Pinky ko chahta hai
Ab jab k Pinky ko Pappu acha nahi lagta
aur Pappu ka bhai Pinky k liay raazi nahi hai
aur Pappu Pinky ki behn se pyar nahi krta
jab k Pinky ki behn ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahi lgta.
To ye Un ka personal problem hai ap kyu tension ley rahey ho... :)
aur Pinky Pappu k bhai ko
jab k Pappu k bhai ko
Pinky ki behen achi lagti hay
lekin Pinky ki behn
Pappu ko pasand karti hay
halaan k Pappu pehlay hee Pinky ko chahta hai
Ab jab k Pinky ko Pappu acha nahi lagta
aur Pappu ka bhai Pinky k liay raazi nahi hai
aur Pappu Pinky ki behn se pyar nahi krta
jab k Pinky ki behn ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahi lgta.
To ye Un ka personal problem hai ap kyu tension ley rahey ho... :)
Aj, January 12,2009 07:53PM
Admi:
Yaar ye "Aaho" kon Log boltay hain?
Sardar:
Bhai ye Jo Paindo Log hotay hain wo boltay Hain.
Admi:
Acha Aap Perhay Likhay hain
Sardar: Aaho..@@@@
Yaar ye "Aaho" kon Log boltay hain?
Sardar:
Bhai ye Jo Paindo Log hotay hain wo boltay Hain.
Admi:
Acha Aap Perhay Likhay hain
Sardar: Aaho..@@@@
Z, January 11,2009 11:58AM
Husband & wife dono hotel mein gaye to 1 larki ne hello kya.Wife:Kon thi ye..? Husband:Tum dimagh kharab mat karo!! Abhi usko bhi batana hy k tm kun hu :)
L, January 11,2009 09:36AM
Sardar got promotion
from Clerk to Manager.
He went home & told his
wife in NEW Style,
Biwi Behosh!
y?
He said 2 her
"Tu aj Raat se MANAGER K SATH SOYEGI"
from Clerk to Manager.
He went home & told his
wife in NEW Style,
Biwi Behosh!
y?
He said 2 her
"Tu aj Raat se MANAGER K SATH SOYEGI"
Z, January 10,2009 11:16AM
Ek Intahai educational sheir
Arz hai..
"Mera dil tor ker pohnchai us ne mere dil ko thais..
Tan theeta is equal to Perpendicular upon Base"
Arz hai..
"Mera dil tor ker pohnchai us ne mere dil ko thais..
Tan theeta is equal to Perpendicular upon Base"
Aj, January 09,2009 06:54PM
Buzurgun ne farmaya ha k?
Ek Aqalmand SAy baat krna,ek mahine tak kitabein parhne SAy behtar ha.
.
.
To aj me free hun.
Jab dil chahe baat kar SAkte ho.
Ek Aqalmand SAy baat krna,ek mahine tak kitabein parhne SAy behtar ha.
.
.
To aj me free hun.
Jab dil chahe baat kar SAkte ho.
L, January 09,2009 06:45PM
Wife : suna jab apne pehli bar mera ghunghat uthaya tha to kesa mehsos kia tha ? Husband : khuda ki qasam mein mar jata agar
AAYAT -UL -KURSI
yaad na hoti
AAYAT -UL -KURSI
yaad na hoti
R, January 09,2009 03:26PM
11 saal jail may rehnay wala shakhs humara
"President"
5 saal jail may rehnay wala humara
"Prime Minister"
2, 4 saal aap b laga aao Future bright ho jae ga
"President"
5 saal jail may rehnay wala humara
"Prime Minister"
2, 4 saal aap b laga aao Future bright ho jae ga
R, January 09,2009 02:43PM
Lab sil jate hain jab tum samney atay ho,
Dil dharakta hai jab nazren milaty ho,
Saans rukti hai jab muskuratay ho
Bhoot Ho Keya?Jo
Itna Daratay Ho
Dil dharakta hai jab nazren milaty ho,
Saans rukti hai jab muskuratay ho
Bhoot Ho Keya?Jo
Itna Daratay Ho
Z, January 09,2009 08:42AM
"Ab Hal_e_Dil Kuch is Tarhan Hai Hamara,
"Yaad Tum Ko Hi Har Pal Kia Kartey Hain,
"Jab Na Aye Kisi Din SMS Tumhara,
"Hum Purana Hi SMS Parh Liya Kartey Hai'...
"Yaad Tum Ko Hi Har Pal Kia Kartey Hain,
"Jab Na Aye Kisi Din SMS Tumhara,
"Hum Purana Hi SMS Parh Liya Kartey Hai'...
Aj, January 07,2009 12:06PM
Chalo Faraz ab mausam ka maza chakain
Tmam dawain bachon ki pohnch sy dur rakhen
Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karen
Tbiat zyada khrb hoto doctor sy ruju karen
Hamari chahat ka kuch to khayal karen
Dawai achi tarha hila kar istimal karen
Dil mera doob gaya jb us ki uthi doli
Subha sham khany k bad aaik goli
Hum to ishq karny pe raza'mand hain
Jumay kee subha clinic band hain
Tmam dawain bachon ki pohnch sy dur rakhen
Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karen
Tbiat zyada khrb hoto doctor sy ruju karen
Hamari chahat ka kuch to khayal karen
Dawai achi tarha hila kar istimal karen
Dil mera doob gaya jb us ki uthi doli
Subha sham khany k bad aaik goli
Hum to ishq karny pe raza'mand hain
Jumay kee subha clinic band hain
Z, January 06,2009 07:30PM
Yar0.
Ghajini dekhne k bad andaza hua k
apka bhai b kuch Amir Khan se kam nhi hai
Mein b parhta hun likhta hn samjhta hun
Phr 15 min bad sb bh0ol jata hun
Ghajini dekhne k bad andaza hua k
apka bhai b kuch Amir Khan se kam nhi hai
Mein b parhta hun likhta hn samjhta hun
Phr 15 min bad sb bh0ol jata hun
Z, January 06,2009 07:30PM
"Ab Hal_e_Dil Kuch is Tarhan Hai Hamara,
"Yaad Tum Ko Hi Har Pal Kia Kartey Hain,
"Jab Na Aye Kisi Din SMS Tumhara,
"Hum Purana Hi SMS Parh Liya Kartey Hai'...
"Yaad Tum Ko Hi Har Pal Kia Kartey Hain,
"Jab Na Aye Kisi Din SMS Tumhara,
"Hum Purana Hi SMS Parh Liya Kartey Hai'...
Z, January 06,2009 07:29PM
Zindgi K Liye Dil Ki Zrurat Hai
Dil K Liye Khushiyo Ki Zrurat Hai
Khushiyo K Liye DOST Ki Zrurat Hai
Or Achay DOST K Liye
Obvsly
Meri Zrurat hai
;-)
Dil K Liye Khushiyo Ki Zrurat Hai
Khushiyo K Liye DOST Ki Zrurat Hai
Or Achay DOST K Liye
Obvsly
Meri Zrurat hai
;-)
N, January 05,2009 08:15PM
Mane aaj 2 bohat important faisley kiey hen
1st..
Aaj se ksi AJNABI LARKi ko Lift Nahi kraaon ga
2nd..
Aaj se ksi LARKI ko AJNBI nhi
samjhonga.
1st..
Aaj se ksi AJNABI LARKi ko Lift Nahi kraaon ga
2nd..
Aaj se ksi LARKI ko AJNBI nhi
samjhonga.
N, January 05,2009 06:18PM
Ap k chary per pyari si smile hai
Suna hai ap k pas bi mobile hai
Jis main msgs ki moti si file hai
Ap msg nahi krty
yeh kunjusi hai ya ap ka style hai
Suna hai ap k pas bi mobile hai
Jis main msgs ki moti si file hai
Ap msg nahi krty
yeh kunjusi hai ya ap ka style hai
N, January 05,2009 06:17PM
Sher arz ha¡!
Tum se nazar milaon kese o jani
Wah kya kehna
Tm se nazar m¡laon kese o jani
Th¡s Shair ¡s Brought To U By Sunsip L¡mopan¡ :-)
Tum se nazar milaon kese o jani
Wah kya kehna
Tm se nazar m¡laon kese o jani
Th¡s Shair ¡s Brought To U By Sunsip L¡mopan¡ :-)
R, January 05,2009 03:30PM
10things I know about U!!
1.U r a special person wid a wondrful Heart
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
Bas, baqi mazaq kal karenge....
1.U r a special person wid a wondrful Heart
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
Bas, baqi mazaq kal karenge....
N, January 04,2009 08:02PM
Teacher to sardar: Name five Animals that lives in water?
Sardar: FROG
Teacher: And other four?
sardar: Frog di Maa, odi behn, oda Praa te oda Piyoo..!!
Sardar: FROG
Teacher: And other four?
sardar: Frog di Maa, odi behn, oda Praa te oda Piyoo..!!
N, January 03,2009 01:51PM
y iz FIRE Brigade RED in color?
Ans:FIRE brigade haz a LADDER,
LADDER haz STEPS,
STEPS r 2 b climbed on FOOT,
FOOT iz 2 b measured by a RULER,
RULER ca a KING or QUEEN,
QUEEN of ENGLAND iz ELIZABETH,
ELIZABETH iz also the name of a SHIP,wich sails on WATER,
WATER haz FISH,
FISH haz FINS,
FINS r the p eople of FINLAND,
FINLAND'S national flag iz RED..
So,a firebrigade iz RED in color.
Some othr day i wil tel u y ambulance iZ white
Ans:FIRE brigade haz a LADDER,
LADDER haz STEPS,
STEPS r 2 b climbed on FOOT,
FOOT iz 2 b measured by a RULER,
RULER ca a KING or QUEEN,
QUEEN of ENGLAND iz ELIZABETH,
ELIZABETH iz also the name of a SHIP,wich sails on WATER,
WATER haz FISH,
FISH haz FINS,
FINS r the p eople of FINLAND,
FINLAND'S national flag iz RED..
So,a firebrigade iz RED in color.
Some othr day i wil tel u y ambulance iZ white
Z, January 02,2009 08:55PM
Is Sms Ko Sare Kam Chor K Mat Prho,Is Sms Ko Ap Bad Ma ß Parh Skte Ho,Ye Sms Koi Jok Nhi,Ye Sms Boht Importnt ß Nhi,Is Sms Me Ap Se Kuch Kehna Nhi Hy Is Sms Me Ap Se Kuch Pochna ß Nhi hy,Ye Sms Thora Lamba Zror Hy,Mgr Koi Khas Nhi,Ye Sms Apka Time Zaya Kr Rha Hy, Ye Sms Prh K Apko Gussa To Zror Arha Hoga Or Gussa Aye ß Q Nhi,Q K Sms Me Kuch Hy Jo Nhi,Mgr Me Kya Kro Ksoor To Apka Apna Hy,Me To Pore Sms Me Ye Likh Lkh K Thak Gaya Hn K Is Sms Me Kch nahi he
In, January 02,2009 04:21PM
Sir: Pyar or ishq me kya farq hy?
Student: Sir pyar wo jo "AAP" apni beti se karte hen!
Sir! Good or ishq?
Student: ishq wo jo MEIN apki beti se karta ho.
Student: Sir pyar wo jo "AAP" apni beti se karte hen!
Sir! Good or ishq?
Student: ishq wo jo MEIN apki beti se karta ho.
N, January 02,2009 10:28AM
Yaron Ko Aazma K Dekh Liya.
Party Main Bula K Dekh Liya.
Mout Bhi Hum Se Dour Bhagti Hai.
Car K Neeche Aa K Dekh Liya.
Marta Nahi Yeh Jarasem-E-Ishq.
Saf guard sy naha k dekh lia
Koi sunta nahi faryad-e-gharib
Radio pe gana ga k dekh lia
Hamare dil ka pata nahi milta
X-RAY bhi kara k dekh lia*
Party Main Bula K Dekh Liya.
Mout Bhi Hum Se Dour Bhagti Hai.
Car K Neeche Aa K Dekh Liya.
Marta Nahi Yeh Jarasem-E-Ishq.
Saf guard sy naha k dekh lia
Koi sunta nahi faryad-e-gharib
Radio pe gana ga k dekh lia
Hamare dil ka pata nahi milta
X-RAY bhi kara k dekh lia*
Aj, January 02,2009 06:46AM
Baap:Alama Iqbal kon thy?
Beta pata nhi?
Baap:School jao tu pata chaly na.
Beta:Yaqob uncle kon hein?
Baap pata nhi?
Beta:Ghar me raho to pata chaly na..!!
Beta pata nhi?
Baap:School jao tu pata chaly na.
Beta:Yaqob uncle kon hein?
Baap pata nhi?
Beta:Ghar me raho to pata chaly na..!!
L, January 02,2009 06:39AM
Pathan:
YaAr mUjhAy sAfaR Me neEnd nAHI AaTI!
Pathan:
Koi baAT Nahi, tUm Rabi-uL-AwwAL Me sO Jäyä kRo!!
YaAr mUjhAy sAfaR Me neEnd nAHI AaTI!
Pathan:
Koi baAT Nahi, tUm Rabi-uL-AwwAL Me sO Jäyä kRo!!
R, January 01,2009 10:32AM
Girl's Father:
Main nhai chahta k meri Beti apni poori zindagi ek Gadhay k saath guzare
BOY FRIEND:
Bus! Uncle isi liye main usse yahan se le jaane aya hoon
Main nhai chahta k meri Beti apni poori zindagi ek Gadhay k saath guzare
BOY FRIEND:
Bus! Uncle isi liye main usse yahan se le jaane aya hoon
In, December 30,2008 10:33PM
<('.')>
/"/
./"L
YEH HAI BASANTI
AB YEH NACHEGI...
NACHI KYA...
NAHI?
SORRY,
BASANTI BACHON KE SAMNE NAHI NACHTI.
/"/
./"L
YEH HAI BASANTI
AB YEH NACHEGI...
NACHI KYA...
NAHI?
SORRY,
BASANTI BACHON KE SAMNE NAHI NACHTI.
N, December 27,2008 12:31PM
'ON' & 'OFF'
Both r friend!
On ne dekha k fan off hai off ne nai dekha k fan on hai. off on se keh raha k on hai, on off se keh raha hai off hai. off on
Keh raha hai or on off! On on fan krna charaha hai or off off on ka damag off horaha hai off ka on q k jb on hai tu off hoga off hai tu on.on ne on krdia or off ne off dono on off krtey rahe phr on on kr k chala gaya or off off! jin ka bheja on tha off hogaya or jin ka off unka on!:-)
Both r friend!
On ne dekha k fan off hai off ne nai dekha k fan on hai. off on se keh raha k on hai, on off se keh raha hai off hai. off on
Keh raha hai or on off! On on fan krna charaha hai or off off on ka damag off horaha hai off ka on q k jb on hai tu off hoga off hai tu on.on ne on krdia or off ne off dono on off krtey rahe phr on on kr k chala gaya or off off! jin ka bheja on tha off hogaya or jin ka off unka on!:-)
In, December 26,2008 04:06PM
Jab bush pe jhoota maara gaya to bush neeche hogaya aur bach gya...
Agr us waqt bush kehta...
.
.
.
.
.
PONKA
To kya izzat reh jati joota maarne wale ki.. :-D
Agr us waqt bush kehta...
.
.
.
.
.
PONKA
To kya izzat reh jati joota maarne wale ki.. :-D
N, December 24,2008 08:34PM
"Phool Insano Se Zyada Khubsurat Hote Hen
Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolon Se B Zyada Khubsurt Hote Hain"
Jesy
K
"AAP"
Ko
SMS Karne Wala
Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolon Se B Zyada Khubsurt Hote Hain"
Jesy
K
"AAP"
Ko
SMS Karne Wala
N, December 23,2008 11:32AM
Dear customer!
salam
Aap ki Dosti ki waranty khatam ho rahi hai.
Braaye mehrbani foran kuch pyare se SMS kar k recharge kareain.
From:
Friendship Centre.
salam
Aap ki Dosti ki waranty khatam ho rahi hai.
Braaye mehrbani foran kuch pyare se SMS kar k recharge kareain.
From:
Friendship Centre.
R, December 23,2008 07:15AM
!¡""Golden Words""!¡
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Kaam ko kal par na taalo...!!!
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PARSOON Bhi Ho Sakta Hai...!¡
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Kaam ko kal par na taalo...!!!
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PARSOON Bhi Ho Sakta Hai...!¡
In, December 22,2008 09:28PM
1 jamadar gutter main jhuk kar kachra nikaal raha tha
1 pathan wahan se guzarte huay ruk kar bola . . .
O Yara 2 rotti hamara b laga dena.
1 pathan wahan se guzarte huay ruk kar bola . . .
O Yara 2 rotti hamara b laga dena.
Z, December 22,2008 03:09PM
Dil Badal Na Dena Sim Ki Tarha,
Muhabat Low Na Krna Betery Ki Tarah,
Pyar Kam Na Krna Balance Ki Tarah,
Hmaysha meri zaroorat mahsos karna Charger Ki Tarha.
Muhabat Low Na Krna Betery Ki Tarah,
Pyar Kam Na Krna Balance Ki Tarah,
Hmaysha meri zaroorat mahsos karna Charger Ki Tarha.
Z, December 22,2008 11:29AM
Best sms of
1846
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Tab Mobile tha kya?
Kabhi to thora
Dimagh ka istamaal kar liya karo!!
Bas sms parhne ki lagi hoti h.
1846
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Tab Mobile tha kya?
Kabhi to thora
Dimagh ka istamaal kar liya karo!!
Bas sms parhne ki lagi hoti h.
N, December 22,2008 10:12AM
Ab faraz ke bad Bush . . .
Joota nahi laga tu kiya howa BUSH,
Jurrat thi jawan ki hum sub howe Khush.:-P
Joota nahi laga tu kiya howa BUSH,
Jurrat thi jawan ki hum sub howe Khush.:-P
R, December 22,2008 09:29AM
Ek pathan ghar a kar s0chne laga ke aaj kya khas kam karna tha...
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Phir raat 3 baje yaad aaya
Arey yar...
AAJ TO JALDI SONA THA....
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Phir raat 3 baje yaad aaya
Arey yar...
AAJ TO JALDI SONA THA....
Al, December 22,2008 09:07AM
Maths tcher asked Pappu:
agar tumhare pas 12 choclates ho or
tum 5 bina ko do, 3 sana ko or
4 maha ko
batao tm ne kya paya
Pappu:sir 3 new popat bachiyan
agar tumhare pas 12 choclates ho or
tum 5 bina ko do, 3 sana ko or
4 maha ko
batao tm ne kya paya
Pappu:sir 3 new popat bachiyan
L, December 22,2008 08:48AM
UsNe Mere DiL Me Jaga Bana Li
Maine Bi UsKi TasvEr Apne DiL Me Saja Li
Woh Mjhse Aise Hi Rooth Gayi 1Din
Phr Maine Bi Us ki Dosri "BEHAN" Phasa Li.
Maine Bi UsKi TasvEr Apne DiL Me Saja Li
Woh Mjhse Aise Hi Rooth Gayi 1Din
Phr Maine Bi Us ki Dosri "BEHAN" Phasa Li.
R, December 21,2008 07:16PM
main apky ghar k bahir hoon shayd bell theek nahi.tum Bahir aao
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Aisa keh k kisi ko tang nai karna chahiye!!
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Aisa keh k kisi ko tang nai karna chahiye!!
M, December 21,2008 11:47AM
Student: Miss Aap Ne Kal Mujhe Call Ki Thi ?
Teacher: Main Ne Tou Koi Call Nahi Ki..
Student: To Phir Mere Mobile Pe Kyu Likha Tha, ?
1 Miss Call ? -
Teacher: Main Ne Tou Koi Call Nahi Ki..
Student: To Phir Mere Mobile Pe Kyu Likha Tha, ?
1 Miss Call ? -
Sb, December 20,2008 04:30PM
Phool Kharab Nahi Hota Makhia Kharab Karti Hein
Wah wah
Phool Kharab Nahi Hota
Makhia Kharab Karti Hein
Bacha Kharab Nahi Hota Bachiyan Kharab Karti Hein. :)
Wah wah
Phool Kharab Nahi Hota
Makhia Kharab Karti Hein
Bacha Kharab Nahi Hota Bachiyan Kharab Karti Hein. :)
Sb, December 20,2008 04:26PM
Laado de lashkare jag mag kapre sare!
Oh laaD0 sabun...
Oh laaDo sabun...
Ye Comercial BREAK Tha
Now
U Continue Ur Work :P
Oh laaD0 sabun...
Oh laaDo sabun...
Ye Comercial BREAK Tha
Now
U Continue Ur Work :P
Z, December 19,2008 05:45PM
"TUM Hi TUM HO"
Hansne Me
Rone Me
Jagne Me
Sone Me
Pane Me
Khone Me
"TUM Hi TUM HO"
KOYAL Ki Koo Koo Me
Pholon Ki Khushbu Me
Gaaon Ki Gori Me
Aatay Ki Bori Me
"TUM Hi TUM HO"
ABBA Ki Daant Me
TariQ Road Ki Chaat Me
AMMAA Ki Pitai Me
DiL Pasand Ki Mithai Me
Jhoote Ki Sachai Me
is DiL Ki Gehrai Me
"TUM Hi TUM HO"
PYAR Ki Nishani Me
Student Ki Biryani Me
Chai K Hotel Me
7up Ki Bottle Me
Karli K Saahil Me
Or,
Mere MOBiLE Me
"TUM Hi TUM HO"
Hansne Me
Rone Me
Jagne Me
Sone Me
Pane Me
Khone Me
"TUM Hi TUM HO"
KOYAL Ki Koo Koo Me
Pholon Ki Khushbu Me
Gaaon Ki Gori Me
Aatay Ki Bori Me
"TUM Hi TUM HO"
ABBA Ki Daant Me
TariQ Road Ki Chaat Me
AMMAA Ki Pitai Me
DiL Pasand Ki Mithai Me
Jhoote Ki Sachai Me
is DiL Ki Gehrai Me
"TUM Hi TUM HO"
PYAR Ki Nishani Me
Student Ki Biryani Me
Chai K Hotel Me
7up Ki Bottle Me
Karli K Saahil Me
Or,
Mere MOBiLE Me
"TUM Hi TUM HO"
In, December 19,2008 07:34AM
Sote hoe ko jagayen ge hum
Aapki neend churaye ge hum
Har waqt SmS kar kar k sataye ge hum
Aapko aye ga ghussa lekin us ghusse me hi yaad to ayen ge hum.
Aapki neend churaye ge hum
Har waqt SmS kar kar k sataye ge hum
Aapko aye ga ghussa lekin us ghusse me hi yaad to ayen ge hum.
In, December 19,2008 07:33AM
2009 is coming
Wish u a Very HAPPY New Year
Valentine's day
Basant day
23March
Independence day
Eid l Fitar
Eid l Azha
Friendship day
Mother
Father
dada Dadi
Nana Nani
Children's day
Happy B.Day
365Good Mornings Noons&Nights
roz-roz ka natak nhe hota mujh se
Ab pura sal mat kehna k msg nhi kia.
Wish u a Very HAPPY New Year
Valentine's day
Basant day
23March
Independence day
Eid l Fitar
Eid l Azha
Friendship day
Mother
Father
dada Dadi
Nana Nani
Children's day
Happy B.Day
365Good Mornings Noons&Nights
roz-roz ka natak nhe hota mujh se
Ab pura sal mat kehna k msg nhi kia.
R, December 18,2008 06:36PM
Positive thinking poem:-
Little bird in the sky,
dropping its shit on Ur eye.
U don't worry, U don't cry.
U just Thank God that cows don't fly!
Little bird in the sky,
dropping its shit on Ur eye.
U don't worry, U don't cry.
U just Thank God that cows don't fly!
L, December 18,2008 06:30PM
Sardar Pathan se:
Yaar meri Saas ka birthday hy, koi sasti or achi antique cheez btao jo usey doon
Pathan:
O Khocha, esa karo Hamara Sussar de do.
Yaar meri Saas ka birthday hy, koi sasti or achi antique cheez btao jo usey doon
Pathan:
O Khocha, esa karo Hamara Sussar de do.
R, December 17,2008 07:32PM
Sardar: O puter tere result da ki bnya?
Pappu:mis kendi ay es clas wich 1 sal hor lagay ga.
Sardar:sal pavain 2, 3 lag jawan per fail na hovin mera puter..!!
Pappu:mis kendi ay es clas wich 1 sal hor lagay ga.
Sardar:sal pavain 2, 3 lag jawan per fail na hovin mera puter..!!
In, December 17,2008 04:02PM
Height Of
Hazir jawabi !
Ek Larka Gadhay K Samne Gir Gya
Ek Khubsurat Larki Ne Deka Aur Boli: Apne Bare Bhai K Paon Chu Rahe Ho?
Larka: Ji Bhabhi :-)
Hazir jawabi !
Ek Larka Gadhay K Samne Gir Gya
Ek Khubsurat Larki Ne Deka Aur Boli: Apne Bare Bhai K Paon Chu Rahe Ho?
Larka: Ji Bhabhi :-)
Z, December 17,2008 12:03PM
Ek Sardar exaM dene gaya to saath Me PLUMBER ko b le kar gaya..
kyun??
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Kyun k..
Sardar ko inforMation Mili thi k paper leak ho gaya hai!
kyun??
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Kyun k..
Sardar ko inforMation Mili thi k paper leak ho gaya hai!
R, December 16,2008 09:31AM
Ye PiYaR b na ajab cheez hai
MAA se ho to IBADAT
BAAP se ho to MUQADAS
BHAI se ho to AQIDAT
BEHeN se ho to FARZ
B.V se ho to..
ChUnNu
MuNnU
GuDdU
BaBlU
PaPU
MAA se ho to IBADAT
BAAP se ho to MUQADAS
BHAI se ho to AQIDAT
BEHeN se ho to FARZ
B.V se ho to..
ChUnNu
MuNnU
GuDdU
BaBlU
PaPU
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