My Funny-$m$: Sep 1, 2009

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

R, January 31,2009 05:24PM

Usay Kaha Tha K Meri "Jewelary ki Shop" Nahi Hai FARAZ..
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Phir B Kehti Hai "Mahi Mahi Mahi Menu Challa Pawa Day".

In, January 31,2009 03:17AM

Ab wo chhura (knife) le kr mere peche lag gai hai
FARAZ.
jb se main ne kaha hai
"DIL CHEER K DEKH TERA HI NAAM HO GA".....!!

N, January 30,2009 05:37PM

In phatron pr chal k asakta he FARAZ, to chal k aaa
Lodi he jamalo paa lodi he jamalo paa

Aj, January 30,2009 01:15PM

Aj ki taza khabr

Jannat me 1 hoor ne khudkhoshi kar li

Reason : ksi fareshte ne use bataya k wo molana fazal ur.... k hissay me i ho . . .

Andheri rat thi

Ghr pe koi na tha

Achanak awaz i

Me dar k uth gya

Ghari dekhi to rat k 3 baj rahe the

Mene lite jalai to lite gai hoi thi

Phir mene lalten pakri or drta drta darwaze pr gya
pocha kon he?
Par awaz na i

phir pocha to buht zor se garajti hoi bhyanuk awaz i k me hon..

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FARAAZ :p.

Z, January 29,2009 08:09PM

Chanda or chakori karte they Love chori chori. . . .

Larka tha sanwla, larki thi gori. . . .

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Soja putar bus muk gaye hai story ;-)

Z, January 29,2009 08:08PM

Full form of boys...
B - badmashiyon me sab se aage.
O - owl ki tarah raat me jaage.
Y - yaarian nibhate jaan laga k.
S - shareef sirf maa baap k aage..!

L, January 29,2009 03:00PM

Pathan ne bank se loan le kar car li
Lekin loan wapis na kr saka
Bank wale car le
gaiy
Pathan: pehle pata hota tu shadi bi loan le
kar karta.

Z, January 28,2009 05:54PM

Mujh jese SHARIF
LARKAY ko kia chahiye

1
Larki jo PYAR de
1
Larki jo ACHA KHANA banae
1
Larki jo Meri KHIDMAT kare

OR

TEENO
LARKIYAN
Mil Jhul kr Rahen B-)

In, January 28,2009 04:02PM

Ek Terrorist Ne
ek Burhiya K Pas Bomb Rakh Dia
Log Chillaye

Burhiya Bomb
Burhiya Bomb

Burhiya Sharma
K Boli

Haye ALLAH kambakhto bomb to Mai Jawani Me Thi.

R, January 27,2009 05:54PM

Wo baagh he kya jis mei phool na khiley
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Wah Wah
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Wo baagh he kya jis mei phool na khile,
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Wah bhai Wah
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Wo hansi he kya jis mey pait na hilay

R, January 27,2009 05:42PM

Koi Apko Pagal Kahay To

Dukhi Mat Hona

Afsos Mat Karna

Rona Bhi Nahi

Himmat Se Kharay Ho Kar Poochna

Tumhain Kaise Pata Chala?

Z, January 27,2009 09:07AM

1 MaKrani BohT Der Se 1 Haseen LarKi Ko Ghoor Raha Tha.

LarKi>Kia DeKh Rahe Ho?

MaKrani>Hum Soch Raha Tha K Agar Tum Humara Maa HoTa To Hum Bhi KhubusaT HoTa.

Z, January 27,2009 09:06AM

You are...

A-B-C-D

Attractive
Beautiful
Cute
Dear

E-F-G

Excellent
Funny
Gorgeous

H-I-J

Hello,
I'm
Joking!!!

Z, January 27,2009 08:14AM

Shakespeare Said...

NotHing To Me..

Did He Say

Anything To You..?:-D:-PB-)

Z, January 26,2009 07:09PM

Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas...

Z, January 26,2009 07:04PM

Dil cheer k dikhaoon to drd dhoond na pao ge...

Wah wah..

Dil cheer k dikhaoon to drd dhoond na pao ge..

Kyun k

drd to mere DAANT mein hai..: )hahahahaha,

Z, January 26,2009 06:55PM

Bush ko agr joota nahi laga to kya defect hai?

Wah wah

Bush ko agr joota nahin laga to kya defect hai?

Aakhir jootay ki b koi self respect hai,

L, January 26,2009 06:51PM

Lara bush kehti hai:

"BUSH" haazir hai jurm ki saza paanay ko,

Phir bhi

Koi jootay se na maaray meray deewanay ko...

L, January 26,2009 06:50PM

Agar raat ko koi chahat ki had kar dy,
or mohabat se apke gal pe kis kr dy,
or apko karwat badalny py pr majbur kar dy to yaqinan

wo

Machar
hoga.

R, January 26,2009 05:51PM

Jahaaz k ticket k lie paisey nahin to kya hua Faraz
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Aaja me hawaaon pe bitha k le chalun, tu hi to
meri dost hai...

In, January 25,2009 02:59PM

USA ne choron k pakarne k liye ek machine banayi.
Us ki shurwat USA se ki gai,
USA Mein us machine ne 30 mints mein 20 chore pakery,
england me 30 mints mein 100 chor pakary or
Tanzania mein 30 mints mein 600 chor pakray lakin
pakistan me wo machine 15 mints main chori ho gai

Aj, January 25,2009 12:52PM

Ek pagal roro k girgira k eltija kr rahi thee
'yaALLAH mujhay parhnay ki tofeeq Ata farma'
Wo lmhay qboliat k thay uski dua kabool hoi
Ab
MashaALLAH
Wo msg parh rahi hai

Aj, January 25,2009 12:44AM

Sikh: Dr. mjhe bimari hy

Khane k bad bhook nhi lagti

Sone k bad neend nhi aati

Kam krun to thak jata hun

Dr: Sari rat dhoop me betho theek ho jao ge

Aj, January 25,2009 12:36PM

Doctor: Aap meri teesri biwi ki tarah lag rahi hein..

Girl: Aap ki kitni biwian hein?

Doctor: filhal 2.....

Aj, January 25,2009 08:47AM

I have no gold to send u...

I have no diamond to send u...

I have no credit to call u...

I have just dese words to say u that

"Chal bay nikal"

Z, January 24,2009 08:15PM

Kitnay Armano Se DULHAN Ka Ghoongat Uthaya Me Ne
FARAZ,

Woh Bary Piyar Se Kaan Mai Boli...
Teenu Dulha Kinnay Banaya Bhootni K..

In, January 24,2009 05:36PM

Jin:
"Kya Hukm hy Meray Aaqa?"

PATHAN:
"Ek Shair suna do"

Jin:
"Hukm Krien,Bakwas nhi,,,
Myn Jin hoOn FARAZ nhi"

PATHAN:
"Wah Wah
Kya Shair hy...

In, January 24,2009 05:41AM

Dekhnay do apnay chehray ko G bhar k hamein "FARAZ",

Muddat hoi in ankhon nay koi "BEGHAIRAT" nai dekha.

R, January 24,2009 03:20AM

(P)(Y)(A)(R)
(I)(S)(H)(Q)
(M)(O)(H)(B)(T)

Ye Tavez muje MOBILE wale BABA ne dya kha K BETA Ye Tavez jsko b send Kroge use SMS prhte hi tmse MOHABT Ho Jayegi

In, January 24,2009 02:25PM

Fantastic Definitions.

School: A Place Where Papa Pays & Son Plays.

Life Insurance: A Contract That Keeps U Poor All Ur Life So That U Can Die Rich

Marriage: It's An Agrement In Which A Man Looses His Bachelor Degree & A Women Gets Her Masters

Doctor:A Person Who Kills Ur ill By Pill & Kills U By Bil

In, January 24,2009 12:29AM

iN French:"Bon Jour"
iN Spanish:"Te Quiro"
iN iTaLian:"Teamo"
iN EngLish:"GuD MORNING"
iN URDU:"SUBHA BiKHER"
&
iN SINDHI
"MAR PAWAE UTH BHALA'';-)
GUD MORNING

Z, January 23,2009 09:05PM

Likhe thay jitne b khat tu ne mujhko "FARAZ"-*

*-Sab Parh lye kal Abba ne khol ke "DARAZ"

In, January 23,2009 05:54PM

Agar ho udas tu gao koi gana..
Agar lagi hai bhook tu khao tum khana..
Agar ho beemar tu karo ek sms rawana..
kyun k
Ek sms rozana,rakkhe tandrust aur tawana!;)

R, January 23,2009 05:13PM

BREAKING NEWS!

aaj INDIA k Prime minister Man Mohan Singh Kelay k chilkay se Slip hogaye!

Prime minister ka yeh kehna hai k kela Pakistani tha

R, January 23,2009 05:13PM

Teacher: Bacho wada
Karo kabhi wine,
Cigarate nahi piyo g
Bachey: Nhi piyein gy

Teacher: Girls ka picha
Nahi karo gy

Bachey: Nhi karengay

Teacher: Girls sy flirt
Nahi karogay

Bachey: Nahi karengay

Teacher: Or Watan peh Zindagi qurban karogy

Bachey: kardengy, aisi Zindagi ka or karna bhi
Kiya hay...

In, January 23,2009 05:09PM

Kabhi kabhi lait kr ye sochta hu

"Faraz",

Agar beth kr soch lun to kon si qyamat ajaegi :-)

In, January 23,2009 05:01PM

Doctor to sardaar
aap ka aur aap ki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
Sardaar:hoga zaroor hoga 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

Aj, January 23,2009 07:24AM

Mery haalaat ne kr diya tha khamosh mujhe "Faraz"

Zara hm chup kiya hue ,Doston ne yaad krna hi chor diya...

Aj, January 23,2009 06:53AM

I love you
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I miss you
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I want you
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I like you
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I feel you
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All of these sentences are the example of
'PRESENT
INDEFINITE TENSE'

Aj, January 23,2009 06:00AM

ap Ki Kahani
Hmari Zubani !!

Aap k Paas Dimagh hy,
Chalta nhi wo alag Baat hy,

Aap smart hain,
Koi Manta nhi wo alag Baat hy,

Aap sharef hain,
lagty Nanhi wo alag Baat hy,

Aap k Paas cell Phone hy,
Call nhi krty alag Baat hy,

kafi Izzat hy Ap ki
Koi krta nhi ye alag Baat hy :-).

Aj, January 23,2009 05:36AM

Pakistan
k
Sooba Punjab
k
Division Bahawalpur
K
Zila
Rahim yar khan
ki
Tehsil
Sadik Abad
mein
KLP road per
waqay dewana Colony
ki
Gli No.6
k
House No.1
Uncle Ashiq
k
ghar
ki
Teesri Manzil
k
Bedroom
k
sath attach Bathroom
me
Lagi
Tooti
k
neechay
Rakhay
Blue Colour
k
Lotay
ki
Qasam
I MISS YOU..!

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