R, December 31,2009 4:27PM

Na dekh aasman ko itni hasrat se,



dost...!!!



koi PARINDA teray monh par POTE kar jayega...!!!

R, December 31,2009 4:24PM

Nurse: Sir bed no 22 waley patient ka 4 dafa BP check kia har dafa barh jata hai,

Dr: Ab check karo to apna dupatta theek kar lena..

Z, December 31,2009 3:56PM

Lrka:Agr me mar gya tu kia tm 2sri shadi krogi?

Lrki:Nhi me apni BEHN k sath reh loo gi

lrki:Aur agr me mar gai tu?

Lrka:Me b Tmhari BEHN k sath reh loon ga.

Z, December 31,2009 3:48PM

A TRUE STORY:

Kisi Darakht pe 1 Ullu Betha Karta tha

1 Din Wo Darakht Kat Diya Gaya

Darakht Bohat Khush Hua k Shukar Hai.Ab mujh Par Koi Ullu Nahi Bethega

Lekin Darakht ki Khushi Us Waqt Khak me Milgai
Jab

Usko Kaat kar
Sadr ki Kursi Bana Di gai.

Ab Us Par ULLU ka PATHA Bethta
hai

Z, December 31,2009 3:47PM

Teacher: zinda rehne k liye kia cheez zaruri hai.?


.


Student:
zinda rehne k Liye teri kasam.

Ek mulakat zaruri hai sanam..

Z, December 31,2009 3:46PM

Usse pyar kr k meri kismat hi jag gai..

Usse pyar kr k meri arzo b jag gai..

Mene itne love letter post kye Faraz..

K wo zalim POSTMAN k sath hi bhag gai

In, December 30,2009 10:16PM

Father:Beti tum Mujhe Pehle PAPA kehti thi.

Ab DAD kehna Shuro kr diya.

Kya Wajah hai?



Beti:Come on DAD, PAPA kehny se Lipstick kharab ho jati hai.

Z, December 30,2009 10:05PM

Wife;

"kal humari shadi ki salgirah hai
Is khushi k moqay par q na BAKRA katwa lain"


Husband;
"ghalti main nay ki hai to saza ous ghareeb BAKRAY ko q dain.

Z, December 30,2009 10:00PM

The Law Says
"If U Can't Convince Them
Then At least Confuse Them"


Do U Know Which Law It Is?




This Is


"Law Of Answering In Examination"
Apna Law Yaar! :)

Z, December 30,2009 9:57PM

Kitni Ajeeb Hai Ye
"MISS" Se Mohabat
''JANI''


Hum Ne Dia Unhen
"LOVE LETTER" Or Unho Ne "HOME WORK" Samj K Chek Kr Dia..:-(

Z, December 30,2009 9:54PM

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free..

Z, December 30,2009 9:51PM

Behind every successful student,
there is one Girl friend or a boyfriend.
But wht about a failed student??
??
??
A beautiful Teacher..!!

Z, December 30,2009 9:46PM

Arz hai:

Rutha hai aisay Wo Humse jaisay Hum Usay mana lain gay,
.
.
Itna Waqt kon Zaya karay? itnay may to Doosra phansa lein gay ;-)

Z, December 30, 2009 9:43 PM

Doctor: Aap ka aur aap ki begum ka blood group aik hi hai.??

Mariz: Zahir hai 9 saal se mera khoon pi rahi hai... Ab tak to aik hi hogaya hoga....

Z, December 30,2009 9:39PM

www.missu.com

...?????...

>>>-found-<<< loading > 10%




>30%




>60%




> 100%

"completed"

U r fully loaded in my heart.
I Miss you!

R, December 30,2009 9:21PM

School m 1 bache ne machar mara to tchr ne chuti dedi
Ghr pr phncha to
maa ne pcha k aj q jldi agae
Son: machar mra to tchr ne chuti dedi
Maa:aisa q
Son:mchar tchr k gaal pe betha tha na

R, December 30,2009 9:17PM

Bcha: Ami aj abu ne bs me mujse kaha k anti ko bhetny k liye apni jaga dedo

Mom: Phr tumne jaga di

Bcha: No

Mom: Q

Bcha: Main to khud abu ki goad me tha-

Aj, December 30,2009 8:57PM

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Smjh aay
Nahi na
farwd kr do
q k
tension lainay ka nhi
tension dainay ka; -)

R, December 30,2009 8:33PM

( ' :') ('; ' )
,/) )/, ,/) )/,
¿, ,¿, ,¿, ,¿
Aa,
khain door chalain jain hum,
Döor itna k humain chou na sakay koi BOMB;-)

Z, December 30,2009 8:32PM

"Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho or Maafi mang lay wo
"AQALMAND"

"aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho magar phir b Maafi mang lay wo

"Husband"

Z, December 30,2009 8:28PM

^"Koi"DOOR"hai to koi "PAAS"
hai"^

^"Ye"WAQT"waqt ki "BAAT"
hai"^

^"Hum"DOOR"hain to "KIA"
howa"^

^"Mobile"PHONE"to Hum "DONO" ke pas hai"

Z, December 30,2009 8:26PM

¤Naqal Ka Zmana 1Din Khtm Hojaega

¤Hr Class Me Foji Ajaega

¤5 Sal Tk Koi Inter Na Kr Paega

¤To Hr Stdnt Centr Se Ye Keh K Jaega

¤Ai$a Kroge To Kaün Aaega.??

Z, December 30,2009 8:26PM

Patient: Doctor saab ye dawai to kisi bhi dukan se nahi mil rahi.
sardar doctor:
Oye hoye,
dawai likhna to ham bhool hi gaya, ye to hamara signature hai:)

Z, December 30,2009 7:22PM

Phatan to Bill Gates:
Tum bi kamal ho!

GATES: WHY?

Phatan: Tum ne naam GATES rkha hai,
or business tum WINDOWS ka karte ho.;)

Z, December 30,2009 7:11PM

Samandar sa syllabus hy

Nadi jitna hum prhte hain

Baalti bhar yad hota hy

Jug bhar hum likhte hain

Chullu bhr marks milte hain

jis me hm doob marte hain..!

Z, December 30,2009 7:04PM

Smile is The Second Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips..

Of Course You know The First One;

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?

?

Its Keeping Your Mouth Shut !!!
:p

Z, December 30,2009 6:58PM

God said don't
Around looked:

Bcozzz..

U will b impressed.

Don't look down
U will b depressed.

Just look to me all the time

U will b blessed.