Z, August 23,2008 08:14AM

Duniya me 6 aarab log hain

Me nahi jaanta k me tumhein Q sms bhejta rehta hon

shayad is liye k
5,999,999,999
log 1 tumhari jaga nahi le sakte.

Z, August 22,2008 10:43PM

aitbaR Rakhna meRi DOSTI pe,

hum akhiR tak dosti nibhaeinge,

zaRuRat paRi agR dosti mein IMTEHAN dene ki,

to

to


exam aap dena

phaRRay hum pohnchaeinge

Z, August 22,2008 10:35PM

~meRi mohabbat ka iss taRah se mazak na banao "sheRaz" ,,




~aaj main shayiRi kaR Raha hoon q k chutti pay hay faRaz :-D

Z, August 22,2008 10:32PM

After da tremendous succes of faraz! now introducing Faraz ki behn Farhana

Irshaad hai


Kon kehta hai mai pagal hun Farhana..




A 4 Apple
B 4 Banana:-D

Aj, August 22,2008 09:41AM

2 srdar jngle me ja rahe the achanak 1 sher samne agaya,
1st:srdr ne uski ankh me mitti dali or 2nd se bola bhag jaldi
2nd:me Q bhagu mitti mene thodi daali hai

Z, August 21,2008 11:25PM

Bethay hain teri yaad main tanha aaj shaam,

Liya 1kaghaz aur likha tera naam,
Taswer bnai tri aur likha ye paigham,

Znda pkrnay waLay ko
50,000 inaam!

R, August 20,2008 10:30PM

Salam Mera Pyare Hum Watno!
Agar Apke Pass Ya Apke Janne Walo Mai Koi JOB Ho To Mujhe Plz Batayega. Mai Apni CV Apko Bhej Dunga.



Apka Bhai,
Pervez Musharraf.

Aj, August 19,2008 10:32PM

President Musharaf has Resigned...
Now vote for new President. Type "ARJ GENIOUS"and send to 786.
For Bright Future of Islami Jamhoria Pakistan.

Aj, August 19,2008 10:25PM

Boys attitude!
when proposes a girl

If she says YES, then
'Pata nai kitno ko han kehti hogi'
&
If she says NO, then
'Bandaria apne ap ko Ashwariya samajti hai'

Z, August 19,2008 04:42PM

Prpose Karny ka
aik dam Jhakkas
Style....



"Kya Ghoor Ghoor k Dekhti hey...Maar Dale Gi Kya...??
Dil Dena hai to de de.. Rakh k Achaar dale Gi Kya...?

Aj, August 19,2008 02:13PM

Sardar: prito"ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day

"Prito: "nahi menu sharam andi ey

"Sardar: "ek wari keh de"

Prito "oo nahi"

Sardar:"dekh le fir tu mri behan nahi"

Z, August 19,2008 01:26PM

Wo leader
Qom ka sacha tha,

Wo aadmi
Man ka sacha tha,

Jisy Qom ne
Yun thukraya he,

Wo Pakistani
Sacha tha.

"MUSHARRAF"






Mussharraf Zinda bad.

Z, August 19,2008 09:39AM

No TOothbrUsh
No jogginG,
No tea,
No neWs pAper,
No bath,
No breakFast
No!
No!
No!
No.

Sub sE pehLe Aap kO SMS !
Aur
PYar bhara
*GØØD* **MØRÑIÑG**

Aj, August 18,2008 05:02AM

Letter 4 you.
________
| ... \ / ... |
|___¥___|

please open it?

@======@
)" .. I .. " )
/"MISS" /
( " You" (
@======@

Z, August 16,2008 04:40PM

*Nice Patriotic Story*

1 pakistani, jo pakistan se nafrat karta tha, aur har waqt problms ki waja se pakistan ko bura bolta rehta tha.

Us pe 1 din Bijli ka taar gir gaya



Wo tarap tarap k marne he wala tha



K



Light chali gai



Pakistani sari nafrat bhool k khushi

Se bola



*Pakistan Zindabad*

Z, August 16,2008 04:39PM

Why the word "SINGH" is Added to Every Sardar's Name?

Bcoz Of Its Hidden Meanings!
S : Sala
I : Insaan
N : Nahi
G : Gadha
H : Hai.

R, August 16,2008 03:48PM

.-"5"-4. /7),4,/2) 8( '3.' 4 )0( '9;9'21 )6 (3,9,6)(4,5,)9(,8,)(,52,)

Sirf number delete karo ham dono dost nazar ayenge....!




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( '.' )( ';' )
(,,)(,,)(,,)(,,)

In, August 16,2008 03:23PM

Ek Kabotar


Itna Ura




Itna Ura




Itna Ura





Buhat Upar Gaya





Itna





Itna







Bus Ab Nazar Nahi A Raha apna kam kro
Kl Dhondain Gy
.

Z, August 16,2008 06:27PM

,--. I .--,
'. love .'
". U . "
~~ '' ~~~~
Kisi
Dil
waly ne is
Dil
ko
Dil
se bheja he
So PLEASE Is
Dil
ko
Dil
se Kabool Ki jea

Z, August 16,2008 10:23AM

Arz kia. hai
Dar Dar Phirte Hain Gham-e-ishq k maare
.

.
Wah wah
.
Dar dar phirte hain Gham-e-ishq k maare,
.
.
Laaado k Lashkaare, Jug mug kapre saare:-)

Aj, August 16,2008 10:05AM

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Qasam se! Mujhe bhi khali mila tha..

In, August 16,2008 09:54AM

How Pnjabi women call their husband in 1st 6 years:
Yr 1- Jaanu
Yr 2- A G
Y 3- Sunte ho
Y 4- Bunty de papa

Y 5- Kithy mar gaye?

Y 6-




Tu anna k main aavan kanjraHow

Aj, August 16,2008 07:34AM

Aap ki X-RAY
Report aa gai Hy Dekh lain


~



Ghabrany ki koi bat nahi, bus Aap k andr yehi 1 keera hai jo apko sMs nahi karnay deta!

Aj, August 16,2008 05:00AM

Kuch dino se pareshan tha main 'Faraz'


Dawlence liya to baat bani!!

Aj, August 15,2008 07:00PM

Nokraani: Malkin! Munnay Ne Cockroach Kha Liya.

Malkin: Oh God Call Doctor Fast.

Naukrani:Aap Tension Na Lo Maine

Munnay Ko Mortein Pila Diya hai

Z, August 15,2008 06:22PM

Dil ne kaha k aaj papoo ko nachaen Faraz,
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BUT PAPPU CAN'T DANCE SALA..:-P

In, August 15,2008 10:07AM

Kbhi shikayt na labo pe layenge dosti kuch is tarhan se nibhayengay koi Aapki burayi hamare samne kr k to dekhe hum han m han milayngay

In, August 15,2008 10:03AM

Hmsha
muskrana


Q k

Apki muskraht



BOHAT
Dilksh
or
pyari ha


Hans k dkhain


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(@ .. @)
(<....>)
--- ¡ ¡
Oye Hye
sadqe jawaan

In, August 15,2008 10:02AM

Ab kya Dhondte Ho Kaghzoon
Ke dhair Mein Faraz.......



Woh Jis main tumhari tasveer thi
uss akhbaar may koi naan le gaya:-)

In, August 15,2008 10:01AM

Yun dil ki baat kehna to mushkil hai faraz!

Is liye t.nor lo or sab keh do....
:-)Yun dil ki baat kehna to mushkil hai faraz!

Is liye t.nor lo or sab keh do....
:-)

In, August 15,2008 09:59PM

MUNNA BHAI: YAAR SIRCUIT
APUN KO EK NURSE SE PYAAR HOGAYA HAI.SALA US KO LATTER MEIN KYA LEKHON
SIRCUIT:
BINDAS LEKHNE KA.
SISTER I LOVE YOU TUMHARA MUNNA BHAI:-)

R, August 13,2008 11:52PM

Beta mumy mai aksar khwb dkhta ho k mra 1 pao zamin pr or 2sra pao asman pr hai

Mummy: Beta jani is tarha k khawb na dekha karo shalwar phat jaye gi

Aj, August 13,2008 09:12PM

Aik larka apnay father's frand k ghar gaya.
Uncle:baita jao baby k room main so jao.
Boy: I don't like baby kid.
Aur drawing main so gaya.
Next morning he
meets a young girl on da breakfast table.
Boy: who r u?
Girl: im baby n u?
Boy: main ullu ka pathaa