In, March 22,2009 07:41PM

Har Roaz Happy Life Jia Kro__

Roz
2-4 SMS
Kia Kro__

Zindagi me
Bs 1 Kam
Kia Kro__

Mujhe
Apni
Duaon
Me Yaad Kia Kro.

G@@Ð NÍght

In, March 22,2009 07:30PM

Train mei aik husband apni wife se !
tujhse shadi krke pachhta raha hun
dil krta ha tujhe kutty k aagy dal dun

samny wala passenger!

Bow Bow Bow Bow:).

Z, March 22,2009 05:38PM

Husband: Malang Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai,
koi hul batao.

Malang: Beta, hal hota to main malang kyun banta..

In, March 22,2009 03:00PM

I$hq hai to izhar b hona chahiye.
izhar hai to aeithbar b hona chahiye. . . .
yadon se keh dyn 1 din ki chuti de do. . .
aakhir ishq mein ITWAR b hona chahiye;-)

In, March 22,2009 03:19AM

Sardar askd a Doctor: milk pene se rung gora hota he kia?
Doctor: Han milk me calcium hota he islye
Sardar: Chal jhote phir bhains ka bacha Q kala hota he.

Z, March 21,2009 09:03PM

Yar Maine naya mobile liya he
jis me
usb,
infra red,
blue-tooth,
5 mega pixel
double camera,
touch screen,
mp3,
radio,
8 GB memory,
internet
kuch bhi nahe hy:-)

Z, March 21,2009 09:29PM

pathan samosy khol kar ander ka masala kha raha tha.
1 admi ne pocha pura ku nahi khatay.
pathan bola:yara doctor ne bahir ki cheez khanay se mana kia hai.

In, March 21,2009 09:02PM

1 man ne Fish pkri
Biwi:me khana nh pka skti Q K
Na gas ha
Na ata
Na bjli
Na oil
admi waps Fish ko drya me phenk aya
Fish upr Aai or zor se chillai

Pakistan Zindabad

In, March 21,2009 08:51PM

Bhool jane ka Hosla na tha na hai na hoga,

Door reh kr b wo juda na tha na he na hoga

usse mil kr kisi or se kiya milna,

Koi us k jesa na tha na he na Hoga.!

In, March 21,2009 08:46PM

In Ankho Se Sapne Churaya Na Kro

Hmari DOSTI Ko Azmya Na Kro

Tumhare 1 sms K Badle 100 Call Kr doon

Par Shart Ye Hai K
Tum Phone Uthaya Na Kro:-)

L, March 21,2009 01:27PM

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( '.TUSI ki kar rahe ho jano


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( ("") )
( /#')
Hay Rabba!
Menu Yad kar rahe ho!
SoSweet
KARO ji Karo..()

In, March 21,2009 12:21PM

Pehli bar kisi chehre pe nigah theri he,

Uski ankhen sagar se bi zyada gehri he

Thak gya apne pyar ka izhar krte krte

Tab pata chala yar wo to "BEHRI" he.;-)