My Funny-$m$: Sep 19, 2009

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Z, February 22,2009 07:14PM

Socho U.S.A jin jin sy darta hy un sab k akhir main "N" aata hy.

1. Quran.

2. Taalibaan.

3. Pakistan.

4. Iran.

5. Usma bin laadin.

6. Afghanistan.

7. Wazeeristaan.

8. Cheen.

9. Pathan.

Or sab sy barh kr.

10. Musalman.

Aj, February 22,2009 06:34PM

Men to apnay mehboob ko kuch b na keh ska "Faraz"

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Lekin tm Zong lo or "SUB KEH DO"

Z, February 22,2009 02:07PM

Larki: Jaan mujhe aise propose karo jese aaj tak kisi ne na kya ho

Larka :
kamini zaleel
I love U , mujh se shadi kar ke mujhe tabah o barbad kar de kambakhat..

Aj, February 21,2009 09:31PM

.CYYhZaZlYYZoY*zzyyzdyyazyfzza*yykzyyryyoyy*zzyysarayy
*zzyyhyiz*zzyydyyezzlyzeyytze*kzyyr*zyzdzo...
;-)

Y & Z ko dElEte kar k parho... Hav fun !

Z, February 21,2009 10:39AM

"Yeh mat dekho kis ki raqam hai! Yeh dekho kitni hai"
"Izzat aur laa'nat aane jane ki cheez hai, is per waqt zaya na kia karo!

"Hazarat molana Asif AZ

Z, February 20,2009 08:25PM

Door Knocks Twice.

Insider Asks:Who's There?

Ans :Its Me
"OPPORTUNITY"

Insider :U R Wrong

Coz OPPORTUNITY Never Knocks Twice.

Aj, February 19,2009 08:36PM

Ye sms mat parhna
Q K
Pata chala hai k
Aj se 20 sal pehle
Defence me rehne wali
1 Ameer family ki
Larki k boy friend
Chunnu
k bhai pappu
k dost
Atif ki
k hala ki
beti ki
parusan ki
nand ki
mamu zad
behan
k chacha k
dost ki beti ki
khala ki
dewrani k
chote bhai ki
sabse piari dost
ki choti se bari
beti ki saas
ki phuphi zad
behn sikandri
ki sabse choti nand bano ki chachi ki
nani kamo bhi
ye
fazul msg
prhte
Prhte
pagal hogai thi

R, February 19,2009 02:44PM

''LØVE''

In France
is a Cømedy,
In England
a Tragedy,

In Italy
a Wønder,

In Germany
a Drama,

but

In Pakistan
Natiønal Game... Sabb khelø...

In, February 18,2009 09:24PM

Phool khilkar udaas hai,

Samandar ko aaj paani ki pyaas hai,

Ek bar muskura do Jaana,

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Ram Gopal Varma ko naye BHOOT ki talash hai.!!

R, February 18,2009 05:29PM

Frog 2 Nujoomi:
Plz tell my future!

Nujoomi:
A young smart girl, will touch ur body.

Frog:
WÖW! when & where?

Nujoomi:
Next year, in biology lab

Z, February 18,2009 02:40PM

Faraz usne mujhe chhor diya ab kya karna hai ji ke...

Kya kami thi mujh me?
siwaye Vitamin D ke...

Z, February 18,2009 10:46AM

Chalo ab mausam ka maza chakain

Tamam dawain bacho ki pohnch sy dur rakhen

kya milan ki ab justuju karen

Tabiat zyada kharab hoto doctor sy ruju karenIn

Humari chahat ka kuch to khayal karain.

Dawai achi terha hila kar istimal karain.

Dil mera doob gaya jab us ki uthi doli,

Subha sham khaney k bad aik goli,

Woh to ishq karny pe raza'mand hai,

Juma ko subha clinic band hai!

In, February 18,2009 08:33AM

"Aaj Wednesday hai "
..
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"
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Is MSG ko 7 friends ko send karo,

Belive me

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Inshallah
7 din baad phr Wednesday aa jayega

Its real
& 100% true

In, February 18,2009 07:23AM

Sweet ban'ny k liye 7 dfa button dbayen

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

Tussi vi na..??

Tussi pehle hi enne sweet ho!
Aivaen hi pres kari jarhe ho

In, February 18,2009 06:42AM

Sardar! Ik sawal ka jawab to do,
WO konsi ungli hai jis may haddi nai hoti?

Pathan! Nai pata?

Sardar!
Dastaney ki:-)

R, February 16,2009 06:37PM

Boy:Tumhar¡ Qameez phati hui hai .
G¡rl: Nahi ye tu Fashion hai
Boy:bohat khoob
Khud Phaaro To Fashion,
Hum Pharain To Police Station.

Aj, February 16,2009 06:25PM

Every second God remembers U
Every minute God blesses U
Every hour God cares 4 U
coz everyday I pray 2 GOD
"BANDi bewaqoof hai thora khayal rakhna!"

In, February 16,2009 06:20AM

In next 15mint

Rani mukarji
will call
u
Karina kapoor
will call
u
Ketrina kaif
will call
u

2 ask my mobile number
But plz mat dena...
Tang karaygi yaar

Z, February 14,2009 08:20PM

~~.* *, ,* *.
~* * *
~~*. .*
~~~~"*,,*"

Pass this HEART
to all ur friends

See..
How many Hearts
u get back..

if u get..
5 =
Every one"" loves u

4 =
Ur friends like ur company

3 =
u have a silent lover

2 =
u really need to change ur attitute

1 =
u r better than nothing.

Z, February 14,2009 08:20PM

In, February 13,2009 07:12PM

Us nay kaha "FARAZ" chalo BAAG may tortay hai PHOOL,

Wo sung dil lay gai raigistan or boli "APRIL fool".

R, February 13,2009 09:38AM

Ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha or, Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola 'mere Mola sab sorahe hen or men teri ibadat kar raha hoon, to saath wali charpai se awaaz aai 'kamine tu apni dua maang hamari q shikayat kar raha he!.

Z, February 12,2009 04:52PM

1 Chota Munna boht der se ro rha tha
uski maa ne pocha
Melay bachay ko ta chaiye
Tofy
Bikit
Chps?
Munna: nhi tuch nhi
bash ait Nya conekshn taiye,tok shok ka;)

In, February 12,2009 08:44AM

Ek Nurse Ka ASHIQ Barri Hasrat Se:
KASH Mujhe Koi Haadsa Paish Aata To Main Tumhare Pass Aata
Tum Meri Khidmat Karti Aur Main Jaldi Theek Ho Jata
Nurse: Tumhein Mere Pas Koi Haadsa Nahi Balke Mojza Hi La Sakta Hai
Kiyon K
Main "DILIVERY" Ward Me Hoti Hon...

In, February 12,2009 08:39AM

Dad:
Insan ki JAN kahan se nikalti hy?
Son:
Khirki se
Dad:
Wo kese?
Son:
Kal rat jb ap so rahy thy tu mama ik uncle ko keh rhi the

"JAN KHIRKI SE NIKAL JAO"

Aj, February 12,2009 06:40AM

Boy:Suit acha pehna hy,
Grl:Thanx
Boy:lipstik boht achi lgai hy,
Grl:Thnx
Boy:make up bhi boht acha kia hy,
Grl:Thanx "bhaiya"
Boy: achi phir b nhi lag rhi.

R, February 11,2009 08:50PM

Us se pyar kar k meri kismat hi jaag gayi,

Us se pyar kar k meri aarzoo bhi jaag gayi,

Phir aik din aisa hua yaaro,

Wo kambakhat , kameni FARAZ k sath bhag gayi..!

R, February 11,2009 03:49PM

BolD:
English shayari

The janaza of Mehboob nikla from the gali of Mehboba with lots of zor-shor

the Mehboba jhaanki from da door
& boli
Mar gya Haramkhor?

Z, February 10,2009 09:14PM

"Romance"
Kahan Se Shuru Hota Hai..?
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Socho
socho..
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Socho...
?

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Nahi Pata?

Mai Batata Hun..
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Romance "R" Se Shuru Hota Hai.

Aj, February 10,2009 03:30PM

Ek PATHAN

Rozana Apne
ParoSi Ki beLL

BaJA Kar bhaag jata tha

Ek Din PaRoSi Ne pAkr kr Pocha Ye Kia Harkat hai?
PathAn: yE Hum Mis_ bELL deta hai.

Aj, February 10,2009 03:25PM

Husband drinking wine and said: tum kon ho ?
Biwi: pagal ho gaye ho kiya? apni Biwi ko bhol gaye?
HUSBAND: nasha her gham bhula deta Hai....

Z, February 09,2009 09:36PM

People asks who are the real terrorists..? The answer is simple go to T9 dictionary and press the following numbers on ur key pad 477235
& see the name. farwd this mesg

R, February 09,2009 03:42PM

Faraz Us K Chale Jaane Se Ek Dard Sa Dil Mein Hota Hai
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Upar Pankha Chalta Hai Neeche MUNNA Sota Hai..

R, February 08,2009 01:08PM

PATHAN ne machis ki dibbi li
or tili jalai
Na jali

dosri jlai
Na jali

tisri tili jalai
wo jal gai

to pathan ne jaldi se buja di

ye kam ki hai rakh leta ho.

R, February 08,2009 01:07PM

ONE ONE. 2

I LOVE YOU.

TWO TWO. 4

LOVE ME MORE.

THREE THREE. 6

LOVE IS FIX.

FOUR FOUR. 8

LOVE IS GREAT.

FIVE FIVE. 10
LOVE IS FRIEND.

In, February 08,2009 12:08PM

"Ufone" paish karta hai 12 aanay package apny un "jazz" sarfeen k lea jinho ny 1st september 2008 sy apni "telenor" sim istimal nai ki,ab wo "warid" ka 100 wala card charge karen or sub keh den.... Mazeed tafsilaat k lea apne "Ptcl" se dial karien 090078601 telefun telefun."

Z, February 07,2009 09:17PM

Pathan Names

Born in Good family
Sharafat Khan

Born in Jungle
Sher Khan

In Summer
Sharbat Khan

In War
Barood Khan

Near Ocean
Samander Khan

In Garden
Gul Khan

With Abnormal Features
Ajab Khan

Born in Anger
Ghazab Khan

In Horror
Haybat Khan

With Talent But no Brain
azeem khan.

Z, February 07,2009 08:12PM

Kaash tum waade nibha jate,

Kisi surat dil mera behlaa jatey,

Agar "cornetto" k
paise nahi they to kya hua,

5 rupaye wali "QULFI" he khila jatey...

In, February 07,2009 08:40AM

Yar mujhay tumhari tasvir chahiye.
Dekho inkar na karna may nay 1 kitab likhi hi us k tital par lagani hai

Kitab ka naam hai,

"NAYSTI ZARA HADT KAY".

In, February 07,2009 08:23AM

*Top 3 College Rules*

1. B quiet in da class bcz others r sleeping.
2. Dont 4get 2 carry books, it works as a pillow.

3. Keep da college clean, so b absent.

R, February 07,2009 08:18AM

Wo love love likhti rahi

Me leave leave parhta rha

Wo date date likhti rahi

Me dad dad parhta rha

Wo shadi kar k chali gai

Me language course he krta raha.

R, February 07,2009 08:17AM

Teacher:
'ITFAQ' ka jumla banao..?

Pathan student:

"jis din meray baap ka shadi tha, 'ITFAQ' se usi din meri maa ka b shadi tha..!"

Aj, February 06,2009 06:52PM

1 film k poster pe kisi peer k Uras Mubarak ka poster lag gya purana honey se dono kuch jaga se phat gaye & text mix ho gaya to kuch is tarah se ban gaya
aik ticket main do maze qawali k baad langar b hoga wo nazare wo lashkare hazarat! allama molana gujar badmash sultan rahi ka full action khawaten k liye parde ka khas intezam reema & saima k dil fareb raqas shareek ho k
sawab-e-daren
hasil karen.

Az, February 05,2009 03:42PM

"Molana sahab" jummey k khutbe mai:
Aj kal CABLE pe channel boht ganday A rahe hain

pathan:Nahi hamare ghar to saaf Aa rahe hain.Aap apna wire check karwao.

Az, February 05,2009 10:39AM

Hansi K Liye Ghum Qurban!

Khushi K Liye Aansoo Qurban!

Dost K Liye Jaan Qurban!

Or Agar Dost Ki Girlfriend Mill Jay
To Sala Dost B Qurban

In, February 05,2009 08:32AM

Kisi Ne Pathan Ko SMS Kiya K
"Agar Tu Zaheen Hay To 200 Rupe Bhej
Hoshiyar Hay To 300 Rupe Bhej"

Pathan Ne 500 Rupe Bheje
Or Likha

Main DONO Hoon...

In, February 05,2009 07:07AM

Masoom Mohabbat ka
Bas Itna Fasana hai,

Masoom Mohabbat ka
Bas Itna Fasana hai,

Amma Ghar se Nikalne Nahi Detien Aur
Mujhe Date pe Jana hai...:-(

In, February 05,2009 06:56AM

1 KHAN ko Jin charh gaya
3 din baad Jin khud aik Aalim k pas gya aur bola:'Aalim sahab! mujhe bahar nikalo, mein to naswaar ki boo se mar jaunga

Z, February 04,2009 06:28PM

If ever I was rude to u..

If ever I was angry wid u.

If ever I misbehaved wid u,

Then dont hesitate..

JUST SLAP URSELF!!!

Ghalati Tumhari Hi Hogi! ;-)

L, February 04,2009 08:43AM

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~~ \,,/"( ,......, )\\
~~~~~~//\\ /\

ye Ghada apka hai?

agar nhi to isko agay bhejte raho jiska hoga wo rakh lyga

Z, February 04,2009 08:16AM

kitna roya tha men us ko call kar k "faraz"

Jab us ne kaha,
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Aap ka matloba number dosri line par masroof hai.

Z, February 03,2009 10:06PM

Neend se keh do hum se sulah ker le FARAZ,

Q K

Jis k lye
"Night Package"
krwaya tha uskay sath ab uski ami soti hai......

Z, February 03,2009 10:05PM

Bhikari: Hello Pizza Hut?

Operator: Yes Pizza Hut,

Bhikari: 3 Large Pizza
6 Chicken Wings
2 Pepsi

Operator: Kis K Nam Se Bejhu Sir?

Bhikari: Allah K Nam Pe,

Z, February 03,2009 10:05PM

Toast to All my friends who someway or the other managed to, add value to my life =)
Even to those with whom I shared moments that unfortunately couldnt last longer, few misunderstandings might have ruined it all =$
In other cases meeting for the first time just made us friends till today =D
Sorry! To those with whom I couldnt get along =(
Thanks to those who bear with me thruout, I know its not easy but u like it!! ;-)
Love to those who are there unconditionaly and hats off to the few besties who make it worth living every moment =D
Ill cherish for all the times to c0me...May GOD bless u

L, February 03,2009 06:07PM

This is crime story.
Five friendz lived in a room,
Namely

MAD,
BRAIN,
FOOL,
NOBODY,
SOMEBODY.

One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
At that time BRAIN was in bathroom,
MAD called police.

MAD: Is it police station???

Police: Yes, what is the matter??

MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.

Police: Are you mad?

MAD: Yes, i"m MAD.

Police: Dont u have BRAIN.

MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom....

Police: U FOOL...

MAD: No, FOOL is reading this sMs.:-D

Z, February 03,2009 05:13PM

Busy
Ho?

Kitney
Busy
Ho?

Zayada
Busy
Ho?
K
Thorey?

Agar
Thorey
Busy
Ho

To
Sms
Q
Nahi
Kartey.

Agar
Ziyada
Busy
Ho

To
Sms
Q
Parh
Rehey
Ho?

R, February 03,2009 12:53PM

Today's girl havng multi Boyfrndz..

Jazz Bf: hello darling
Girl: Aur Sunao ;)

Ufone Bf: kya tumhre dil me main hu?
Girl: Tum hi to ho :)

Zong Bf: tumhe chand kahun phool kahun, kya kahun?
Girl: Sab keh do ;>

Telenor Bf: kya hr larki bewafa hoti hai?
Girl: Yahi hai dhun sab ki..!

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