Aj, November 22,2009 11:42PM

~*FARAZ's*~
~*MEDICAL*~
~*GHAZAL.*~

Challo Faraz Ab Ishq Ka Mazza Chakhen

Tamam Dawain Bachoun Ki Pohonch Se Door Rakhen

Tum Se Milne Ki Faraz Ab Kya Justujo Karen

Tabyat Zyada Kharab Ho To Doctor Se Rujou Karen

Hamari Chahat Ka Faraz Kuch To Khayal Karen

Dawai Ko Achi Tarha Hila Kar Istemal Karen

Dil Mera Toot Gaya Uthe Jab Us Ki Doli

Subha Dopeher Sham Aik Aik Goli

Faraz Wo Ishq Karne Pe Raza Mand Hy

Jumay K Din Clinic Band Hy.

Aj, November 22,2009 11:32PM

Wife: Khirki ke parde lagwa do, naya parosi mujhe dekhne ki koshish karta hai,

Husband: ek baar dekh lene do, phir wo khud parde lagwa lega :-)

Aj, November 22,2009 11:29PM

Friend said 2 Me: Mere pas
Ghar hai
Bike hai
Computer hai
2, 2 mobile phone hain,
Tere Pas Kaya hai.!

I replyed:
Mere Pas

.

Cheeni hai ;-)

In, November 22,2009 9:14PM

THE REAL STORy

Ak larky ko larki se pyar hogaya
Larki ne larky se kaha tm mre lye kia kr skty ho
Larka bola jo tm kaho wo karonga
Larki ne kaha agr tm mjse sache mohbt krty hoto apne BAAP ka DIL lakar aao
Lrka DIL le aya lrki ne use shadi krli larki ne wo DIL theli me dal k apny room me latka dia
30 sal bad jab us ka beta bara hoky doctor ban gaya to usne us DIL ka chck up kia to wo DIL bakry ka nikla aur usne andaza lgaya k
AbBA NE AMMA KO TOPI KRADI

In, November 22,2009 10:09AM

1 pathan chinese se shadi kr k us ko ghar le aya,

Us ki Maa ne pocha ye kis ko le aya,

pathan: ap ne hi tu kaha tha k jahan cheeni dekho ghar le ao.... :p :)

In, November 22,2009 12:06AM

Is qadar hum zindagi ko manane niklay

Uski chahat k hum pagal deewanay nikle

Jab b usay dil ka haal sunana chaha

Honton se Nasibo Lal k gaany nikle ;-)

Al, November 21,2009 1:37PM

FAQEER: Allah k Naam Pe Dedo Baba

Maaf Karo Baba

FAQEER: Beta Kuch To Do

Acha Baba Jo Ye SmS Parh Raha Hai Usko Le Jao

FAQEER: Bheek Mangi Thi Bhikari Nahi.

Aj, November 21,2009 1:28PM

GIRL: I Love u..

BOY: Me too !!

GIRL: Kitna pyar karte ho mujhse

BOY: Jitna tum kerti ho

GIRL: Dafa hojao me samajhti thi tum mujse sacha pyaar karte ho..