R, September 13,2008 10:53PM

Raat ko 3 baje 1 dakoo sardar k ghar men ghus gaya,, Aur bola:
Sona kahan hai.??
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Sardar bola:
Ullu k pathe sara ghar khali hai kahin bhi so jaa...

R, September 12,2008 03:34PM

Patni pati se:
Aji,
agar me gum ho gai to tum kya karoge?
Pati:
Its the time to disco,
kon dhondega tujh ko,
kabhi na mile tu mujh ko,
its the time to disco...

In, September 12,2008 10:00AM

Mubark mubark ab 10 giram AATAY ki sashay sirf 3.Rs me dastayab hai jaldi kigiye kahin der na ho jay..

In, September 11,2008 10:34PM

Police constable to his son: "tumhara result acha nahee aya. Aaj say sab khelna aur t.v band!
"Son: "yeh 50 rupay pakro aur mamla khatam kero!"Kk

R, September 11,2008 06:43PM

Aik bht hi dard bhara shair arz hy kamzor dil k hazrat plz is ko mat parhyn
Arz kia hy



Dil mai chubi hy suii



Dil may chubi hy suii










Oui oui oui

Z, September 11,2008 10:56AM

Ek Ameer Larki ko School me Garib khandaan pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha Gya.

ESSAY : Ek Garib khandaan tha,baap Garib,Maa Garib,Bachay Garib. khandaan me 4 Naukr the,wo bhi Gareeb.
Car bi Tutti Hui Accord thee.Unka Garib Driver Bachon ko usi Tutti Car may School Choor K Aata tha.
Bachon kai paas Purane N95 Mobile thay.Bache Hafte me 3 bar Hi Chicken Khatay thay.
Ghar me sirf 4 2nd Hand A.C. thay
Sara khandaan Bari Mushkil se Aish Kar raha tha.!!

Z, September 11,2008 10:51AM

Teacher pathan Se:
Qatil kisay kehte hain?

Pathan: Pata nahi!

Teacher: Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlaoge...?

Pathan : "Khush qismat"

Z, September 11,2008 07:07AM

PTHAN NMAZ me khob dua krrha tha

ya ALLAH tu LAHORE ko PAKISTAN ka DARUL HKUMT BNADE

ksi ne pocha esa Q kh rheho

PTHAN: hm apne imtahn me yhi likh k aya h:-)

Z, September 09,2008 08:36PM

Try dis, go 2 write msg.Activate dictionary english den hide ur screen wid ur 1 hand n type 4164771968,now remove ur hand & read it! Phir dekhen kamal.

Z, September 09,2008 12:22PM

The girl asked her lover, 'Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?' 'Sure, ' replied her lover 'What's your phone number?'.

Z, September 08,2008 09:00PM

Q: What's The Best Punishment U Can Give A Girl?

A: Give Her New Dress, Jewels, Cosmetics, Etc.
And Lock Her In A Room
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Witout A Mirror

R, September 08,2008 05:10PM

Elahi Aaj ye farman likh de,

Hr khushi SmS parhne wale k naam likh de,

Agr uski khushi k liye kisi ki jaan chahiye

To us pe "MUSH" ka naam likh de...

Z, September 08,2008 04:49PM

If i need Brain transplant then i wil prefer ur Brain
Dont think dat ur 2 GeniUsActualy
I need a brain which is never used b4..!
Bolay tou
..."ZERO METER"...

Z, September 08,2008 08:04AM

Ranjha Ne Been Bajaai,

Heer Daur K Aai,

Majnu Ne Bansuri Bajaai,

Laila Bhag K Aai,

Aur,,,

HUM Ne Sirf Seeti Bajaai,

Woh Zalim







"ABBU"Ko Le Aai.

Z, September 08,2008 08:01AM

BREAKING NEWS

Islamic research se sabit hua hay k murghi haram hay...
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Agar chori kii ho to.

Z, September 08 2008 08:01AM

Aik pathan,larki se:

Hum se shadi karo.. Tum ko sawab milay ga..

Larki: woh kaise?

Pathan:hamara shaadi hogi,bacha hoga. Bacha ka nam sawab khan rakhayga...!

Z, September 08,2008 08:00AM

1 angrez urdu sikne k lie pakistan aya.kuch wqt k bad wo waps gaya.
Logon ne us se pucha.k us ne kia sika.
Us ne kha.
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Bejly chelly gayee.
Bejle aa gie.

Z, September 08,2008 07:59AM

KESC LIGHT CONTROLLER:
"Niyyat karta hun

2 ghante light le janey ki

wastey apni hakomat k

zulm ghareeb awaam par

hath mera switch ki taraf

Lo phir gai. * -

In, September 07,2008 11:36AM

Tum Pas Aae,
Yun Muskurae,

Apne 32 Dant,

Mujhko Dikhae,

Dekh K Mera
Dil,

Phoot Phoot K Rota Hai,

Yar Tumse,

Ek Brush Bhi,

Theek Se Nahi
Hota Hai ;-).

Z, September 07,2008 07:23AM

Mere dukhi dil ko cheer gayi ik goli jab suna k aj uthey gi uc ki doli
Wo hath pe mery ungli rakh kar
Boli....FRAZ....

Yassu panju haar kabutar doli

Z, September 07,2008 07:22AM

B careful

In dinon me apna boht khyal rkhna

Khana wqt pr khana

Zyada wazan nhi uthana

Seerhian ehtyat se charhna

Q k

9wan mahina chal rha he
Häppy
Sèptémbèr n Ramzan :-)

Z, September 06,2008 11:01PM

Girl: kon ho tum?
Boy: hasrat tumhari,
Girl: dekhte ho kia?
Boy: Surat tumhari,
Girl: karte ho kia?
Boy: poja tumhari,
Girl: kafir ho kia?
Boy: aisa hi sahi,


Girl: chahte ho kia?
Boy: muhabat tumhari,
Girl: pachtao gay,
Boy: kismat hamari.
Girl: Married hoon main.
Boy:..
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.shakal pe laanat tumhari...

N, September 06,2008 12:11PM

Mri zndgi pe faqt itna ehsan krdo



Ik benam c fursat mery nam ker do,



Ik subh ko milo or sham kr do,



or sham tak




mery ghar ka sara kam ker do..

R, September 06,2008 11:17AM

Pathan thrmos le k picnic pr gya..

Pathan: Is me thandi chez thandi or garm chez garam rhti hai..

Dost: Tm is me kia lae ho?
Pathan: 4 qulfi 2 cup chae.. :-D

Z, September 06,2008 10:29AM

CID Officer: Why criminals leave their fingerprints aftr crime ?

Sardar: Sir I Think they r un-educated if they were educated, they would leave their signature

In, September 05,2008 11:59PM

Kal Raat Chand Ne Mujse Kaha "Agr Tumhara Dost Tume SMS Nhi Krta To Tm Use Chor Kiyo Nhi Dete" Mne Chand ki Traf Dekh kr Kha

"Oye Koi Bnda GAREEB v Honda a"

Z, September 05,2008 08:06PM

Thalaam
Ye Et Aita sms Hai Jo Athe Bhale Intan To Totla Tal Deta Hai,
Aap Laatt Toshish Talo Pil b Aite He Palo De.

Tesa Lada Totla Ban Te ??

Z, September 05,2008 07:51PM

Wada kro:

Wada kro

K

Tum

Zindagi

Ki

Hr

Cheez

Mujh

Se

Share

Karo gy

Wada karo

Khushi

Ghum

Dukh

Sukh

Or

Yahan

Tak

K..





.... Balance bhi