In, March 11,2009 06:08AM

Pathan Ne Apne Naukar Sy kaha Garden Mai Pani Daalo

Naukar Bola: Sahab Barish Ho Rahi Hai.

Pathan: Saley Kaam Chor "Chatri" Pakar Ke Daal

In, March 10,2009 02:21PM

Wo Dosti k rishtey ab Kese kese ho gay,

Kabhi hum ap k dost the ab aise-wese ho gay,

Agr ab bhi na kia msg to...

Hum samjhen ge hum se pyare paise ho gay.

In, March 10,2009 02:11PM

1 BaChe Se1 AdMi Ne Poocha K Tumhare Abbu Kya Kaam Karte Hain?

BaCha: P.W.D Main HoTe Hain

AdMi: P.W.D Ka Kya Matlab Hai?

BaCha: PaKoro WaLi DuKaan..

L, March 10,2009 01:32PM

Bas Bohat kho Di Hum Ne Rat ki Nendain!

Bohat kho Diya DIN Ka chain!

Ab Rat Ko Neend
Aaye Gi or DIN Me chain Bhi paa
Lainge?

Q k Hum


U, P, S Lagwa
Lenge.!

In, March 10,2009 09:31AM

"Her samundar may sahil nhi hota,
Her jang mai mizayel nhi hota,
Ye sub china ki herkatain hain,
Warna her Namoony kay pass Mobile na hota"....!

In, March 09,2009 09:27PM

PaPeR Main MeRe 100 NumBeR islie Aye Hain FaRaz..!

Likh Ke AyA Tha HaR SawaL Ka JaWaB Altaf Altaf.!

Aj, March 09,2009 07:21PM

In next 15mint


Rani mukarji
will call
u
Karina kapoor
will call
u
Ketrina kaif
will call
u

2 ask my mobile number
But plz mat dena...
Tang karaygi yaar

Aj, March 09,2009 06:46PM

Discussion b/w 2 persons in year...

1980>
A=yar ye light kab jati hai
B=pata nahi,mere khayal mai saal main ek baar

2001>
A=yar ye light kyun jati hai mere khayal main transformer badalte hain

2009 >
A=yar ye light kab ati hai
B=jab hamare elakay ki jaye gi tab tumhare elakay ki ayegi

2015>
A=yar ye light ayegi aj?
B=nhi aj multan me hai,kal lhr ki bari hogi

2020>
A=yar suna hai pichly waqton me light hua krti thi
B=ye"light"kia hota hai

In, March 09,2009 06:47AM

Teacher:-
Qaid-e-Azam or Allama iqbal me kia chiz same he?
Pathan:
dono chutti waly din peda huy.... ;

In, March 08,2009 12:36PM

Pathan:

ALLAH

tu mujhe
100 Rs
de ga to
50 Rs
teri raah main donga
Raste main osko
50 Rs
mile
pathan bola=
ya

ALLAH

itna b bharosa nahi

PEHLE HI
KAAT LIYE.

Aj, March 08,2009 10:58AM

Biwi(ghusse mein):
tmhary dimagh main to sirf gobar hi bhara hai.!!


Husband (pyar se):
to phr itni der se kha Q rahi ho.....?

N, March 08,2009 10:43AM

Eq. #1
Study = Don't fail

Eq. #2
Don't study = Fail

Adding eq.1 & eq.2

Study + don't study=
fail + don't fail.

Takin common on both sides
Study(1 + don't)=fail(1+don't)

=> study = fail

Then why waste time on studies.??

Theorem by:
King
(Noble Prize may be achieved in 2010) ;)

In, March 07,2009 01:59PM

"Gulab"

"Motia"

"Tulip"

"Chambeli"

"Sunflower"

"Lily"

All flowers r Sweet but in ka ap say koe muqabla nhi.
."Q . K".

Gobhi k phool ki bat he alag hai.

In, March 07,2009 09:11AM

Na ZUBAN se na MUN se

na PYAR se na GIFT se

na POST se na GREETING se

Aur na EMAIL se

Ap ko

*miss kiya*

Direct
~;+""+.+""+;
~+...dil se....+
~~+ .........+
~~~~* .....*
~~~~~..*

AAP SAB KA DOST

In, March 07,2009 08:40AM

Chinese lady Pakistani lady se:

mere husband ache bhaly thy par achanak intiqal ho gaya!

Pakistani lady:

bus behan, China ki cheezon ka yehi masla hai...

In, March 07,2009 08:17AM

Dewangi Se Kum Na Thi Kuch justaju Apni

Hum Bewafa Jahan Me Wafa Dhondte Rahe

Mehromio K Dor Me Kin Hasrato K Sath

Hum CHOLAY Ki BIRYANI Me BOTI Dhondte rhe:-D

In, March 07,2009 03:07AM

Farzana ro ro k FARAZ say keh rahi hai,
.
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Hath chor kaminay meri NAAAK beh rahi hai:-)

In, March 06,2009 07:29PM

Insaan
K
Ander
Msg
Parhne
Ka
Itna
Shoq
Hota
Ha
K
Chahe
Uss
Pagal
Stupid
Fool
Bewakuf
Nalaiq
Ko
Kitni
Bhi
Gaali
Par
Rahi
Hoo
Niche
Tak
Parhta
Zaror
Hai
Tum
Dur
Kyun
Jate
Ho
Ab
Apne
Ap
Ko
Hi
Dekh
Lo
Ye
Pata
Hote
Hue
Bhi
Ka
Is
Msg
Main
Kuch
Nahi
Ha
Phir
Bhi
Parhe
Ja
Rahe
Ho
Parho
Parho
Bilkul
Last
Tak
Parhna
Ab
Tum
Soch
Rahe
Ho
K
Kab
Ye
Bakwas
Msg
Khatam
Ho
Or
Main
B
Kisi
Ko
Yehi
Msg
Forward
Kar
K
Pareshan
Karun
To
Kar
Lo
Ab
Tmhari
Bari
hy

In, March 06,2009 04:04PM

Khoob muskarao ke mera sms aya he

mobile chomo k mera sms aya he

fakhar se gardan utthao k mra sms aya he

chat pe charho or kööd jao k mera sms aya he:-)

In, March 06,2009 03:55PM

Agr tumhe kisi se
LOVE ho jaye.

To Ek TAQAT tumhe
rok sakti he




Aur Wo
TAQAT hai.

.

.

AMMA Ki CHAPPAL. . . .

In, March 06,2009 03:53PM

1 charsi riksha mein bethe hue bola : "TOWER chalo" Riksha wala: "Tum Tower pe hi khare ho" Charsi:"Yeh lo 50 rupe aur aainda itna taiz riksha mat chalana":-)

In, March 06,2009 08:13AM

Principal:
Agr koi Larka grls hostel mein gaya to 1st time 100rs fine hoga
2nd time 200rs
3rd time 500rs
Students
Sir permanent membershp kitney ki hogi?

In, March 06,2009 03:18AM

What is a Mobile?












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?






?






R u looking for ANS:

Ye hath me kya chappl Pakri hai? Kese kese Namunay hen!

Ye hi mobile hota ha.

In, March 04,2009 07:48PM

Chahtay hain wo ham se kuch aisi chahat ka waada..


Jese 'Lemon Max' ghulay kam aur chalay zyada :-)

In, March 04,200907:43PM

1 Shair ALLAMA IQBAL ka aap ki Nazar...

"Pewasta-e-Shajar se Umeed-e-Bahar Rakh..
,


Bachay 2 hi Achay, Biwiyaan tu Beshak 4 rkh...

Z, March 04,2009 06:28PM

Neeche mat jao neeche star plus laga hua hai!







Mat jao!











Plz mat jao!












* +


Daikh lia.?
Hogaye tasalli?

R, March 04,2009 02:55PM

ArAy Ab to SrilAnkAn b kehne lAge pAkistAn se FARAAZ.!¡



kAmino AesA kAroge to kon AegA.!¡

In, March 04,2009 12:44PM

Thoori hi dair k liay charpai pey letay thy ... Faraz


Kisi Ullu k pathay nay janazah parha diya... :-)

In, March 04,2009 11:41AM

(',')
<¡¡> (','),=_
_/"\__// ¿¿
Kya hua yaar ager sms ka balance nahi hai to is main paon pakrne wali kya baat hai ...

In, March 03,2009 12:32PM

1 pathan ki biwi mar gae pathan chup tha magar uski biwi ka lover boht zyada ro rha tha.

pathan ne us sy kaha: o yara tum ro mat hum dobara shaadi karega.. ;->

In, March 03,2009 08:11AM

Husbnd : Kya Tum ne Muje KUTTA Kaha?

No Ans...




Husbnd Again Asks,

No Ans...






Then Again He Asks,

Wife : Nahi Kaha na,
Plz Ab Bhonkna Band karu

In, March 03,2009 08:05AM

Boy: ap apni beti Ki shadi mujse Kar dain mai apKo us K wazan K brabar sona donga
MEMON: Muje waqt do
Boy: sochne K lye?
MEMON:Nahi beti Ka wazn barhany k lye..

In, March 03,2009 04:47AM

GOOD MORNING


.


.
Aap ab soch rahe honge ke GOOD MORNING kyon kaha mene!
Yaar mobile mera,
Sim meri,
Msg mera,
Balance mera,
To marzi bhi meri,

EID MUBARAK

In, March 02,2009 07:37PM

Yoon to hay Hum mey Bohat
"DeenDaari"
,
Magr Jahan Dekhi Koi
"Bachi Pyari"
,
Buss Waheen pe
"Aankh Maari"
,
Phans gayi to
"Hamari",
,
Warna Phir se
"DeenDaari''

Aj, March 02,2009 02:52PM

ye 1 new SMS ha 2009 ka,
jo abi market men nahi aya
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kaha na abi market ma nahi aya,phir b anghota maray ja rahi ho

Z, March 01,2009 10:51PM

Three ways to catch a tiger :

1. NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch u & catch the tiger . . .

2. EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it bcomes tired, then catch it . . .

3. PAKISTANI POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger.:-D

In, March 01,2009 03:25PM

.+ΞΞ+.
Ξ 1 Ξ
'+ΞΞ+'

Yeh
Lo
1 Rupee
Ka
Sicka
Aur
Mujhe
$m$
Karo



Kanjusi
Ki
Bhi
Koi
Had
Hoti
Hai

Or Khabardar Toffi mat khana ok...:-

In, March 01,2009 03:13PM

Dosty phol se karo ge too mhec jauo ge
sawn se kro ge to behg jauo ge
surj se kro ge to jal jauo ge
or hm se kro ge sudr jauo ge

In, March 01,2009 11:26AM

Kya Halat ho gai he Zamane ki

Sabko Aadat ho gai he Paise Bachane ki

Sms to Company ne kab ke Sastey kar Diye

Par Fitrat nhi Badli
Chillar Bachaney ki.....