In, October 12,2008 05:57PM

Dil se roye magr honton se muskura baithe,
Yun hi hum kisi se dosti nibha baithe,

Wo hamain 1 sms na kar paye,
Jin k liye hum sms packages karwa baithe :-):-):-):-)

Z, October 12,2008 02:50PM

Mere MOBILE ka Accident Ho Gya Hai.
SAMSUNG Hosptal k
MOTROLA Ward Me Hai
Dr.NOKIA Ka Kehna Hai k sms Ki Botlen Chadhen Ge
plz send SMS Q K MOBILE I C U Me hai

Z, October 12,2008 12:10PM

Zamane k dar se us ki tasveer toilet ma laga rakhi hai

Dedar ho us ka bar bar iskiye julaab ki goli kha rakhi hai

R, October 11,2008 07:34PM

GHALIB nai Arz kya hai

Jisko main nai chaha woh kisi aur ki ho gai...
Wah
wah
Wah
Ley duss yaar merey naal aey ki beghairti ho gai

In, October 11,2008 11:31AM

athisa
aisa
athea
awaya
atoa
awisha
ayoua
aguda
adaya
aina
aaa
anewa
astylea






















can't understand?
plz erase 1st n last letter of each word.

R, October 11,2008 11:19AM

Ek bar sardar kahin ja rha tha. Usne ek dewar pr prha,

"Prhne wala gadha"

sardar ko bohat ghusa aya,mita kr likh diya!
"Likhne wala Gadha"

Z, October 10,2008 07:18AM

Ur smile is like'UFOÑE'
tum hi to ho

ur voice is like ZONG'
sb keh do

Ur pyar is like'TELENOR'
chaho kuch barh k

But our relation is like'
WARID' "we care"

Z, October 09,2008 03:20PM

Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy...

Boy:Ka tum mjche shadi kalogi?
Gal : Nhi
Boy : Kallo na plz
Gal : Nai me nai kalungi
Boy : Kallo na! Achi behan hogi.plz!

Z, October 09,2008 02:15PM

A Pathan recieved a message from his girl friend
"I MISS YOU".
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Soch soch kr Pathan ne reply kia

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"I Mr. YOU" :-)

R, October 09,2008 01:27PM

Girl in party to man:
Excues me sir kia ap mere FACE se 1cheez hata sakte hain?
Man(khush hote hue) han han bolo kia?
Girl:manhoos aadmi apni nazren.

L, October 09,2008 01:16PM

A PATHAN was playing
"KON BANE GA CRORE PATI"
.AMITABH BACHAN:apne bap ka nam batao.
PATHAN:tum hum ko pagal samajti hai?,
pehle 4 option to dio...

Z, October 09,2008 12:33PM

5 reasons y u & me r frnds ?

1.


2.


3.

4.


5.


Thapar parega zor se agar
kabhi reason dhund ne ki koshish ki..
True friendship has no reason.

In, October 09,2008 07:20AM

Pathan ka shair;-

Na Botal main, Na jar main.
Na hotel main na bar main.

Na bike peh, Na car main.

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jo mza ha "NASWAR"mein
na Ishq mein na pyar mein.

Z, October 08,2008 10:11PM

Girls ki story
shadi ka wada kia Rehan se
wrna mohabat to thi Adnan se
Anjane me sab keh dia Faraz se
Kiya hal howa tha pocha Shayan se
Ab umeed hai sirf Noman se
lekn baat banegi Imran se
ya phr dekho Faizan se
Nhi to shayad Zèeshan se
ya Kamran se wrna setting to hai he MOLANA
FAZL-UR-REHMAN se

In, October 08,2008 06:33PM

,-?'"""""""""'''?
/-- SMS PoLiCe |
'''O'""""""O"O'""'
Hum aap ko arrest karne aye hain,
app ki complain hai k aap balnce hote huway b sms nhi krte.