Sunday, January 31, 2010

Aj, November 30,2009 5:24PM

Muskurahat nhi to Dosti bekar.

SUGAR nhi to COFFEE bekar.

LOVE nhi to LIFE bekar.

MOON nhi to SKY bekar.

OR Mra msg nhi to.

Ap ka mobile bekar.;-)

Z, November 30,2009 4:07PM

Roye wo is Qadar meri laash se lipat kar ,





K lash khud uth k boli






lay tu mar ja ! meri kher hai...

Aj, November 29,2009 1:00PM

Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hy?


Simple


Love marrige me ap apni girlfrnd se shadi krte hen'
:)


Aur


Arrange marrige me ksi aur ki girlfrnd se :

Aj, November 29,2009 12:31AM

Amazing fact

Quaid Azam ki life main 3 dates sub se important hain
1. Date of Birth 25 December

2. Date of Death 11th September

3. Indepandance Day 14th August
sub se pahly 14th Aug aati hay, 14th Aug jis din ko aaye to baqi ki 2 dates bhi usi din ko hi aaingi,
u can see every year of calender..

R, November 27,2009 6:14PM

Pakistan mushkilat me kyon he?
kyon ke aabadi=16 cror,
jis mein se 4 cror retire,
4 cror Govt officer jo kaam nahe karte,
2 cror school me,
2 cror 5 saal se kam umer,
2 cror beyrozgar,
or 1,99,99,998 jail me,
baki bachay aap aur me,
aap sms perhny me busy,
Ab btao mein akela pakistan kaise chalaon...

(Daso na kuch)

R, November 27,2009 6:11PM

GEO Breaking News

Karachi mein aaj Baraf giri

"Or ab khabrein tafseel ke sath"




Ek admi cycle pe Baraf le kar ja raha tha k achanak shoper phatny se Baraf gir gayi.

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GEO
..NEWS..
Baat ka Batangarr bna kr geo!,;-
geo.sab se agay .

Aj, November 26,2009 11:01PM

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ne pappu se shadi karli hai.

R, November 26,2009 4:57PM

Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla. Pathan:
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Lo ye sala machar humko torch le kar dondh raha hai!

Aj, November 25,2009 4:23PM

Wo bohat
Naraaz thi..

Mai ne usy
Bohat Manaya

Usy Phool
Bhejy..

Balance
Load Karwaya..

New Mobile
tk lye kar dia..

Mgr wo phir bhi
Naraaz hi rahi.

Phir Mai ne usy Ek Tohfa Bheja..


Aur Aaj..

Wo Muj'se
Bohat Khush
hai..
Pata hai wo
Tohfa Kia tha ?


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Sirf aur Sirf..


5 KILO CHEENI

Z, November 25,2009 1:28AM

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<|^| _||_ SMS nhi krne to Mobile bech k Ghubbaray urao.

Aj, November 24,2009 12:03AM

Take your cell

Wash it

Cut it into small pieces

Fry it

add salt to it

Dip in oil

Mobile pickle is ready


Msg tay tusi krna nai

cell da achar e pa lo

In, November 23,2009 11:59PM

Aeroplane:
Wright Brothers

Cycle:
Macmillan

Telephone:
Graham bell

Telescope:
Galileo

Radio:
Marconi

Exams:
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Dhondo
Dhondo Salay ko mil k maarenge.

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