R, March 20,2009 03:25PM

Ya din yonhen guzar jaenge
:-(
Shayed hum dost yonhen bichar jaenge

:-o Naraz mat hona aap hamari shararton say

:-)Yahi to woh pal hain jo yaad aenge.;-)

R, March 20,2009 03:24PM

Train me 1 Machar 1 Chinese k sar pe betha.
Wo usko pakar k kha gya!

Phr 1 Machar Memon pe betha.
Usne pakar k Chinese se pucha:

?

Kharidega?:-o

R, March 20,2009 03:22PM

Old man school k principal se:
Zra papu ko buladein.
Principal:Ap kon?

Old man:Main uska dada.
Principal:Wo chutti leker ap k Janaze me gaya ha..

L, March 19,2009 12:16PM

Zara si
~,.,**.,.**,.,
", DIL MAI ,"
~",de jaga,"
~~",tu,"
Zara sa apna le bana
('.') (',')
<) )\/( (>
_// _//
zara sa khuwabo mai saja
(-,-)
tu
zara sa yaado mai basa
<(',') ) (\ _\\_ mai chaho tujhko meri jaan be panah .....(',') >--) (--< ...._/ \_

In, March 19,2009 12:09PM

Salaam . ap say ek request hai k agr koi Govt ya Private ya koi saleswoman ki Job ho to mujhe zaroor batana
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Apki Behen
S Reh;-)

In, March 19,2009 08:02AM

Is qadar hum zindagi ko mna ne nikle
is ki chaht k hum pagl dewa ne nikle
jub bhi is dil k hal suna na chaha
honto se naseebolal k gane nikle

Z, March 17,2009 04:09PM

Larki : Mere Abba Tumhein Bohot Pasand Kartay Hain.
*
*
Pathan: (sharmatay huway)
Kuch Bhi Ho,
*
Par Hum Shaadi Tum Hi Se Karay Ga.
Abba Say Nahi...;_

R, March 16,2009 08:06PM

Hamari "MISS CALL" Aaye To,
Samjh Lena Ye Meri "FARIYAAD" Hai,
Hmara "SMS" Aaye To,
Samjh Jana Ye Mere "DIL" Ki Kitaab Hai,
Hamari "CALL" Aaye To,
Samjh Jana Zaror Koi "BAAT" Hai,
Or
Agar Kuch Na Aaye To
Mehsus Kar Lena K "DIL BOHT UDAAS" Hai.

R, March 16,2009 08:02PM

Our parents hv many
options for kill us like
Poison
Sleeping Pills
Hanging by Neck
Throwin from Building
But they chose
EDUCATION


socha
Trpa Trpa kr Maryngy*

Z, March 16,2009 07:37PM

James BOND suicides after watching Paki Film
because.
Shan had empty Revolver,Villon fired at Shan,
Shan Catch the BULLET put it in his gun and kill the villon.

Z, March 16,2009 10:20PM

Pathan 100 k note pe lkha Number dial kr rha tha
2Pthan: Ye Tum kya kar rahe ho
1Pthan: Mei dekh raha tha k Qaid-e-Azam to mar gaya to Unka mobil kis k pas hai.

N, March 16,2009 09:57AM

A man in USA see a dog attacking a lady.
He kicks the dog it dies.
Newspaper report:

"LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG"

Man says i'm not American.

Repor
"Foreign hero saves lady from dog"
Man say actually i m Pakistani.

Breaking News
"Muslim Terrorist Kills innocent dog

N, March 16,2009 09:34AM

Acha Dost Kitni Dafa Hi Kyun Na Ruth Jaye Use Mana Lena Chahiye..
Kyun K,
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Woh kameena aap k sarey raaz telecast kar dega.. ;)

In, March 15,2009 07:14AM

YAAD


YAAD


YAAD

----^----
,--< I >--=____/7
(_m_i_s_s=-----/
._/_U_\_,

Yéh mérä HéliÇöptör häi jäb hämäri yääd ääyé tö iss mé béth kär ääjäñä

Aj, March 14,2009 06:04PM

Aik sardar dosre sardar se!
Yar tujhe pata hai k "BHARAT aur HINDUSTAN" k darmian main jang lagi hui hai.
Dosra sardar! Haan yar aur shukar hai k darmian main "INDIA" nahain aya warna bari tabahi hoti

Z, March 14,2009 11:12AM

Sahil ki geeli rait per...

me ne us se poochha...

Tera mashgala kya hai?


US ne
palkain jhuka kr...

Muskra ker...

Mujhey likha or mita diya...!!

Z, March 14,2009 11:09AM

Aadmi:
Ye bacha tmhra kya lagta he?
Akhter:
Ye hmara door ka bhai he,
Aadmi:
Door ka
me smjha nhi?

Akhter:
Is k or mere darmyan 13 behen bhai aur hen.

In, March 14,2009 07:23AM

Main to phoolo wali razaee Ley kar So raha tha FaraZ..!
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Kambhakt koi raat men phoolo ko paani dey gaya.

In, March 14,2009 04:20AM

Ek pathan police station k bahir se guzra or poster pe parha
WANTED FOR ROBERY & MURDER.
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Pathan ne andar ja kar kaha:
I want to apply for this job.:

In, March 13,2009 07:00PM

*"<>''*
Apki mohabbat ka

*""*
Apki baton ka

*""*
Apke naam ka

*""*
Aap se dosti ka

*""*
Apke sweet SMS ka

Aj, March 13,2009 06:50PM

story.

Day1
ik larka aik larki.

Day2
Wohi larka dusri larki.

Day3
Wohi larka teesri larki.

Result.. !

Dekha larkay nahi badalty larkian badal jati hain...

In, March 13,2009 06:45AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO
U!

Tum ko kia laga tum nhi batao ge to mujhe pata nhi chalega,
K aaj...



'ANIMALS DAY'
hai!
You naughty.
Once again.
Happy Birthday.

R, March 11,2009 02:45PM

Tusi Punjabi Ho K pathan Ho.?

Tusi Choclate Ho K Paan Ho..?

Tusi Pepsi Ho K Shezaan Ho..?

Tusi Angel Ho K Shetaan Ho..?

Tussi

Jo Koi B ho!
"Sadi JAN Ho" jee ;)

In, March 11,2009 12:03PM

AATA
.
TIMATAR
.
NAMAK
.
MIRCH
.
DAAL
.
GHEE
.
SHAKAR
.
CHAAWAL
.
BIJLI
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Ke Bad Pakistan main Message ka Bohraan!!!
Log ab SMS bhi nhi karte.

In, March 11,2009 11:22AM

Srdarni:puttar Tjhy Lahor Jane Me 1din Lga&Wapsi Me 3Din Wo B New Car Se?



Srdar:Maa Ye Car Bnane Wale B Pagal Hn Jane KLye 4Gear Or Ane KLye Srf 1Revrs Gear!