In, October 23,2008 05:22PM

Yar plz mis cal do, Yahan light nai hai mujhay mera cell mil nai raha.















Send it 2 ur frndz and check how intelligent they r!!!

Z, October 23,2008 09:58AM

><(((: >
I send this fish as a sign of friendship.
Plz take care of it &
keep it in mobile &
daily put ur mobile in water
so that fish won't DIE:-)

Z, October 23,2008 09:57AM

Try This
Its Fun!
Take Ur Mobile,
Select Vibrate Mode
Put In Water
&
Call from Landline
Ur Moblile Will Start Swimming.
So what's r u waiting? Do it now!

In, October 23,2008 09:21AM

Milte Hain Ache Dost Sirf KhushNasibo Ko,
Meri Kismat Se Jalna Chor Do,
Agr Tamanna Ho Milne Ki Mere Dost Se,
To Bas Apni Nazar Aayine Ki Taraf Mor Do..

L, October 23,2008 08:32AM

Aik FAQEER nay ghar k bahir se Awaz lagayi:
Babu ji roti milegi?
Andar se awaz ayi:
"Biwi ghar per nahi hai"
FAQEER:
Main ny Roti laine hai
"CHUMMI" ni.

Aj, October 23,2008 06:41AM

Dimagh JISKA ice.
Jeevan uska Nice.
dil jiska pure.
kaamyabi milay sure.
Nazar jiski clear
woh banay sab ka Dear.
Example.... Main hoon na...

Z, October 22,2008 06:12PM

Wife: kal raat tum neend me mujhe gaaliya de rahe the.
Husband: tumhe koi ghalat fehmi hui hai.
Wife: kaisi galat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k main soya hua tha.

Z, October 22,2008 06:12PM

A husband and wife walking on a road then they saw a donkey eating grass....
Wife-yeh dehkhain aap ka rishtadar zara salam to kr dain
husband-salam susar aap yahan kahan?

In, October 22,2008 03:00PM

Husband,or wife me fight ho Gayi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Rat ko phone karta hai-khane me kya hai.
Wife-ZEHAR
Husband-Tum kha lena mai der se aaunga ;)

Z, October 22,2008 09:39AM

Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?
Santa : "Google Singh"
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
Santa : Wo Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondtay Jo Rehtay Han.

Z, October 22,2008 09:38AM

Sardar Apne Ghar Ka
Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha
Kr Ja Raha Tha ..
Kisi Ne Poocha
Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???
Sardar g Ne Kaha:
Tala Khulwane ... ;-)

Z, October 22,2008 08:03AM

Sardar &Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"
The Sardar Looked
At Sky & Said,
"Where, Where"???

Z, October 22,2008 07:58AM

In A Cricket Ground..
Security:Cricket Match Is Over Now,Why R U Stil Sitting?
Sardar: oye...Yaar.. I Am Waitin For Highlights!

Z, October 22,2008 07:57AM

Masjid ki diwar pe likha tha.
"Agr gunah karte karte thak gaye hain to ander ajaen"
Neeche lipstick se 1 larki likh gai.
Agr nahi thakey to agli gali main ajaen

Aj, October 22,2008 05:34AM

I Like Grapes
B'coz Its Boneless.
& I Like U
B'coz U R Brainless
Ha.. Ha.. Ha..
Felt Bad?
Come'on Yar,
It's Just A
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.
Fact

Z, October 21,2008 07:01PM

Meri
aur
Katrina Kaif
ki
1 Adat same hai.
Guess what?
?
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?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Na main usay
MSG krta hun,
Na wo mujhe
MSG krti hai
ATTITUDE
u know!.!.!

In, October 21,2008 06:01PM

Judge:
Tum Teesri Baar Adalat Main AA Rahay Ho tumhen Sharam Nahin Aati?
Pathan...
Tu Sala Roz Aata Hay,Tera ko nahi Ati ? :-)

In, October 21,2008 03:29PM

A man asked to Pathan, Aqal bari k bhains??
Pathan says,Let me think
?
?
?
Pathan replied "Oye pehle dono ki date of birth to btao"!

Aj, October 21,2008 08:02AM

Aaj se 100 sal
pehly
Sham k waqt

1 Gaon main

Thek 9 bajy

1 gali main

Kuch b nhi

howa tha

Chlo niklo

Buht shok hy kahani sunne ka.

In, October 20,2008 07:19PM

Rabba dukh na dena mere dost ko,
Muje chahe sukh ka pahar de day...
Ghoomay new cycle mai mera dost,
Mujhe chahe purane mercedez car de day...(Ameen)

In, October 20,2008 07:10PM

Hello. Ap soye to nahi na?
Thenk god k ap soye nahi,
mujhe ap ek important bt krni thi.
Wo ye k.....
Phely promise kry k kisi ko b nahi btaye gey.
Pakka vadda.
Plz listn care fully, oho i mean read care fully.
Ok bta tha ho. Lekin dar tha ho ksi ko pta na chaly.
Ok i sy it.
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Have a good night!

In, October 20,2008 03:09PM

Dosti Kisi Ki Riyasat Nahi Hoti.
Zindagi Kisi Ki Amanat Nahi Hoti.
Hamari Saltanat Mein Dekh K Qadam Rakhna.
Kyun k Humari Dosti Ki Qaid Mein Zamanat Nahi Hoti.

Z, October 20,2008 02:43PM

Friendship has 1 law...
Never make ur friends feel lonely until u r Alive..!
So disturb ur friends as much as u can, just as I do always...

Aj, October 19,2008 05:55PM

IBLEES adalat me sabit krne gaya k wo duniya me sub se zalim, dhokey baz, or ghatia hai
lakin wo nakam hua,or bahir a k logo s pocha,
yar Ye " President" kon hai?

In, October 19,2008 02:51PM

=Singing Kishor Pr Khatam
=Bhai Giri Sunjy Dut Pr Khatam
=Style Salman Khan Pr Khatam
=Or Khubsurti Yaqinan Hum Pe Khatam,Or Aap ?
.
=Jal Jal K Khatam?

In, October 19,2008 12:11PM

Judge Said 2 Pathan: Tum Pr Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Ni Hua Lihaza Tum Ko Ba Izzat Bari Kia Jata He.
Pathan: Tu Is Ka Matlab K hm Cycle Rakh le.

A, October 19,2008 10:15AM

Mehboob ki yad mein petrol pump py cigrt kia jalaya FARAZ!!!
Meri tu dunia hi badal gai ik dhamaky k sath!.!.!

Z, October 18,2008 09:35PM

A Public Service Message For You
"Biryani Khaiye, Qabal Is K
K Aap Ki Biryani Khai JaYe ..."
Brought To You By ...


"STUDENT BIRYANI"

Aj, October 18,2008 07:52PM

Chand par aap ka naam likhnay ko jee chata hai.
Pahli bat to ye k mera hat nahi jata hai.
Dosri bat ye k ye khayal hamesha dophair mai aata ha;-)

Aj, October 18,2008 07:47PM

"DOSTI" nazaro se ho
to use"KUDRAT" kehte hain
"SITARO"se ho
to"JANNAT" kehte hain
"HUSN" se ho
to"MUHABAT" kehte hain
Or
DOSTI MUJSE ho
to use"KISMAT" khte han.

Z, October 17,2008 07:46PM

2 pathan Bank lootne gae
Per Gun bhol gae
Phir bhi Bank loot liya
Kaisay?
Bank Manager bhi pathan tha
bola
Kal yaad se aa k Gun
dikha jana!!

Aj, October 17,2008 07:44PM

Shikwa Hamein Manzoor nahi.
Aaj Na koi Bahana hoga.
Aapko Humari Khushiyon ki Qasam.
Is sunday to Aap ko"NAHANA"
hoga.;-)

Z, October 17,2008 07:42PM

Ustad: qayamat k din zamin phat jayege
asman tukre tukre ho jaye ga
her cheez Fana ho jayege
Shagird(pathan) To kia us din school ki chutti hoge?

Aj, October 17,2008 09:59AM

Biwi:Suniye ji, apka Dost galat larki se shadi kar raha hai
ap usey rokte Q nahi?
Shoher: Mai Q roko?
us kamene ne mujhe roka tha kiya.:-)

Aj, October 17,2008 05:44AM

Pathan:Station jaane k kitne logay?Ricksha wala:50
Pathan:20 le lo
Ricksha wala:20 me kon le k jayga?
Pathan:Tum peeche betho hum le k jayga.

Z, October 16,2008 05:47PM

Yaad na karoge to satayenge
Ruthoge to Manayenge
Dost hain Hum Light Nahi
Jo Din may 6,6 Ghantay kay Liye Saath Chor jayenge;-)

R, October 16,2008 05:07PM

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((((((*DHÜZZ*))))))
Khud Kush Message Tha..!!

Aj, October 16,2008 04:34PM

1st.srdar khali paper ko bar bar choom rha tha
2nd srdar:ye kya hai?
1st srdar:love letter ha
2nd srdar:mgr ye tu khali ha
1st srdar:aj kal bol chal band hai na

L, October 16,2008 12:42PM

1 Gadha dosry se:yar hmari b kya zindagi hy,
sb hm pr wazan daltay hen,
hm becharay to MAZLUM hen.
2nd gadha:yar fikar na kr"MAZLUMON ka sathi hy ............."