Aj, November 21,2009 1:18PM

Chund Lamho Ki Hy Zindagi..!!

NafRaton se Jiya Nahi KaRte..!!

Lagta Hy Dushmano se KaRni PaRey Gi GuzaRish..!!

Q K..
Dost To Ab Yaad Kiya Nahi kaRte.

Aj, November 21,2009 11:46AM

Srdar khali papr ko bar bar choom rha tha.
2nd srdar:Ye kya hai?
1st: Love letter hai.

2nd srdar:Magr ye to khali hai.

1st srdar:Aj kal bol chal band ha na;-

Aj, November 21,2009 11:44AM

When nobody mis me,
When nobody cares 4me,
When Evrybody ignores me,
Nobody msg me,
Thn i sit in a corner,
Fold my arms,
& say,




"bewafa hain sub k sub" :-(

In, November 20,2009 9:45PM

Teri Yadon Ki Hifazat Kesay Karoon
Faraz!

Mera To Apna Qurbani ka Dumba Koi Khol K Le Gaya.

In, November 20,2009 9:24PM

Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaron se nhi,
Street Crime BEROZGARI se hoti he DOUBLE SAWARI se nahi.
(Forward this msg

Z, November 20,2009 1:03PM

"New Funny GAME"
Sath sath solve karty jain warna smajh nhe ayega

Sab se pehly 1 se 9 tk koi number apny Zahen me rakh len


Thek




Phir us me 5 ADD kren




phir 2 se MULTIPLY kren




phir 2 ADD Krden




phir 5 se Multiply krden




Jo jawab aye us me se 8 subtract krden




Phir 2 se multiply krden




or 5 ADD Krden




Jo ANSWER aye usy




Ek khali PAGE
pe likh len


Phir us PAGE ka Jahaz bana k oraain or Enjoy karen
Believe me bht mazA ayega,

In, November 20,2009 10:46AM

Åward øf
2@@9
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<( )>
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!!!!!!
MußÅRÅK HØ
ÅCHE $Ms Karne
Pr ÅpKø
ÅWÅRD ØF ßEST sM$
2@@9
Dia jata hy
Ap ko 4 u.

Aj, November 19,2009 10:39PM

"SHAMA" Pe Chala "Muqadma" "PARWANE" K "KHOON" Ka,

Pocha Gaya "SHAMA" Se, Kion Kia "KHOON" "MASOOM Ka ?

"SHAMA" Boli: "PARWANA" Jawani K Nashe Me "JHOOM" Raha Tha,

Mere Aage Peeche "GHOOM" Rha Tha,

"KHOON" Na Krti Toh Kia Krti,

Bhari "MEHFIL" Me Mujhe "CHOOM" Raha Tha.

In, November 19,2009 8:21PM

2000 main bachay parhtay thay.

A for Apple.
B for Banana.
C for Cat.
D for Dog.

2009 ki study..

A for Aata.
B for Bijli.
C for Cheeni.
D for Dhamakey¤¤

Aj, November 18,2009 11:40PM

Super Life Jeeny ka

Tension nahi leny ka

Achhy Sapny dekhny ka

Mast Life Guzarny ka

Bhoot se nahi Darny ka

Bole to...


Sheesha nahi dekhne kA..!!

Aj, November 18,2009 11:02PM

Nhi yar bat wo ni hy mene ayeshaa ko pehle b smjhya tha k mere sath ye hrkate na kray. main sb pata lga chuka hn & usko galian bi de chuka hn phir b. And u know what she did ? usny apni sis k nam sy mujhy Through TCS gift b bheja hy,mai such keh raha hn or kesy bheja hoga.. Or sb sy zyada herani mujhy isS bat pay hy k public ktni farigh hay. itnay tajasSus sy pora msg parh rhy hy k jesy mera koi secret reveal hogya.:-)
Dedicated to all Farigh people;-).

Aj, November 17,2009 11:21PM

Pathan nan ghurbat say tang akar khud ko aur apni bv ko maar daalnay ka faisla kia



us nan pistole ko apni kanpati par rakha



pathan ki bv aisa daikh kar bohot zor say hansnay lagi . . .


Guess what did pathan say ? ? ?









Pathan : OYE KHOCHAY KA BACHA ZADA KHUSH NA HO ISSAY AGLI BARI TUMHARA HA !

R, November 16,2009 12:59PM

Muhabbat ho jaye..

Yaa..

Light chali jaye..


Anjaam aik he hai..

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Neend nahin aati.

R, November 16,2009 12:57PM

WAKEEL: My lord, Qanoon ki kitaab k page number 15 k mutabiq mere mowakkil ko ba-izzat bari kia jaey..

JUDGE: Kitaab pesh ki jaey..

(kitaab pesh ki gai)

Judge ny page 15 khola tou os mein 5000 k 2 note rakhey thy..

JUDGE: Is tarah k 2 saboot or pesh kiay jaayein..!!

In, November 16,2009 11:34AM

Zara C
,.,**.,.**,.,
", DIL MAIN ,"
",de jaga,"
",tu,"
Zara sa apna ly bana
(',')/\(',')
<) ) ( (>
_// \\_
zara sa khuwabon main saja tu
<@ @>

zara sa yaadon main basa
<(',') ) (\ _\\_ main chahon tujhko meri jaan ßepanah (',') / \ >----) (-----< _/ \_

In, November 16,2009 8:45AM

DEAR CUSTOMER

Assalam-u-Alekum
Apki Dosti ki date khatm horhi hi,braye mehrbani foran 1pyara sa sms kr k dosti ko recharge karen

FROM
FRIENDSHIP CARE CENTRE...

In, November 16,2009 7:18AM

Faraz: Papa mai apni girl friend ko kia don

Papa: Wo dikhne me kasi ha?

Faraz: Wonderful, Beautiful,
Smart, Cute Nazuk pari

Papa: Mera Ufone ka number de do.

Aj, November 16,2009 12:28AM

'Köi Döst hö Tö

Tum jäiså

Köi chåhñè wålä hö tö
Tum jåiså

Köi dil sè pyärä hö tö

Tum jäisä







Sab mujh se yehi kehte hain;

R, November 15,2009 11:24PM

1pathan apni shadi waly din rukhsati k waqt roty huwy apni saali se kehta hai.?


"mat ro baji"
ye jesa tumhara behan hai waisy hi hamara bhi behan hai

R, November 15,2009 11:22PM

______
_/.DON./____
'-0-------'-0--"


DON ki car se cheni nikalna mushkil hi nhi na mumkin hy





Q?





Q k

DON khud 1 pao ly kr ja raha hai. =

R, November 15,2009 11:21PM

Musalmano jago!
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Islamic research se pata chala hai k murgi haram hai...,









Agar chori ki ho..!