In, February 28,2009 07:57PM

GirL in pArty to
Man:
Excuse me Sir
Kia Ap Mere FACE se 1 Cheez hata sakte hain?

Aadmi
Khush hotey howay

Han Han boLo kia?





GirL:Tmhari Manhoos Nazrein.

R, February 28,2009 10:48AM

1 Chuha sharaab k drum main gira or nikal k soie hui billi k munh py dum maar k bola:

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"Billo rani! kaho to abi jan day doon''. ;-)

Z, February 27,2009 11:53PM

If Girl Vomit, Her Parents Ask: Kon Tha Woh Kameena?

If Boy Vomits: Kameeny, Kahan Pi K Aaya Hai?

MORAL: No matter whoever vomits, Boys are always Kameeny;-)

Aj, February 27,2009 06:16PM

Profesor:
Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi kro ge ya apne se 20 saal bari se?
Student:
Sir! Depend karta hai ke kon zayada Khoobsurat hai.
Aapki Beti ya apki Biwi.

Az, February 26,2009 08:06AM

('.') acha bhala
'<)|(>' dost tha
_/''\_

Main ne

<')|('> gardn
_/'"\_ uraa di

SMS nahi krta tha na isly..ab app khud samjhdar hy

Z, February 25,2009 11:05PM

Sorry!
Ap ki neend dstrb ki

Lekn kia krn abi abi
"ALLAMA IQBAL" mre khuwab me aye or kaha

"Soi Hui Qom Ko Jaga Do"

or

khud so jao.
'GooD NighT,

In, February 25,2009 09:41PM

Urdu teacher."wo daikho ek khobsurat larki khari hay"
isko apne alfaaz me likho.

Student: wo daikho dosto.... "tumhari bhabi khari hay".

In, February 25,2009 06:13PM

1 Jahaz ma bohot sary Pagal nach rahy thy
En ma sy 1pagal khamosh betha tha
Doctr ny pucha
tm q khamosh bethy ho?
Pagal ny kaha
bewaquf me 'Dulhan hon.

Aj, February 25,2009 06:28AM

Father:if u pass in exams,i'll gift u 1 cycle.
Son:if i fail?
Fathr:i will gift 100 cycles
son:why?
Fathr:fair mera puttar dukan kholy ga cyclan di.

Aj, February 25,2009 06:22AM

BV sardar G se: O wekho munda menu smile de ria jee.
Sardar G: Smile ni de ria pagal di putare, Jadon main tenu peli wari wekhia c te mera v haasa nikal gaya c.

R, February 24,2009 07:46PM

FARAZ ki rooh sab jawano se kehti hai:

shayri karte ho, kya rung jamate ho.

par kutto kamino, mujay beech me kyun laatey ho.

Aj, February 24,2009 06:09PM

Pathan in A Coffee Shop with wife.

Pathan: jaldi Pi,
Coffee Thandi Ho Jayegi.

Wife:To Kya Hoga?

Pathan:Bewakuf Menu Card Dekh,
Hot Coffee Rs.40 &
Cold Rs.80.

R, February 24,2009 03:45PM

":-)Welcome(:-"
To My Heart
Ye Main Menu Hai.
Aap Mere Dil Main Pyar Chek Karne K Liye 1 Milaye.
Apna Pyar Recharge Karne K Liye 2 Milaye.
Tazatareen Dharkano K Baray Main Jannay K Liye 3 Milaye.
"Sorry" Ap Ki Entry Durust Nhi Madad K Liye.
(I LOVE U)
Likh Kr Mere Number Pe Send Kijiye "Shukriya"

In, February 24,2009 07:48AM

Faraz bus stop pr larki ko dekh kr bola
tu to meri jaan hai
tu mera iman hai
larki ne apni juti utari to Faraz bola
me bhi pakistan hoon
tu bhi pakistan hai