R, October 08,2008 04:26PM

Ek ghar se
hr waqt hasne
ki awaz ati thi

Ek sahab us ghar gaye ta k itni khush-gwar zindgi ka raz malom ho sake

Shohar ny bataya

"k meri bv mjhe jotese mrti hai,
lag Jaye to wo hasti hai,
na lage to mein hasta hun....

R, October 08,2008 01:30PM

Jail Mein Pathan se ksi ne Pucha:

Tum Se Aisi Kya Galti Hui K Tum Jail Mein Ho?

Pathan: Mein Ne Bank Loota

Aur

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Paise Wahin Gin'ney beth giya''

Z, October 08,2008 09:58AM

Na tu ap zyada socha karo

na ksi bat ka ghum kya karo,

na kise ko dil dea karo

na kisi ka dil lea karo

healthy life jea karo roz roz gud mi£ pia karo

Aj, October 07,2008 06:21PM

~, - .(. - .
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AN APPLE A DAY



KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY!


BUT IF



THE DOCTOR IS CUTE .

BHAAR MEIN JAEN FRUIT!! ;)

In, October 07,2008 09:06AM

Aaj KHUDA ki QUDRAT
samjh aai?


is DHARTI par aapki ZARORT
samjh aai.?


AAP ko DHARTI par bhejna
tu uska BAHANA tha.?


SHAITAN k bad KISI or ko t0
AANA tha.?

In, October 07,2008 08:59AM

Teacher:
"Agar Sacchay Dil Se Rub Se Dua Ki Jaye to Woh Poori Hoti Hai...!"

Student:
"Rehnay Dain Miss,
Agar Aisa Hota to Aap Meri Biwi Hoteen...!"

In, October 06,2008 08:48PM

Kid: "aunti, mummi nay cheeni mangi hai.
Aunti cheeni detay hoay"achha aur kya kaha mummi nay."

Kid: "agar wo kameeni na day, to Pinky aunti say lay aana."

Z, October 06,2008 11:04AM

Open with Love.


Kuch kehna hai apse.


Dar lag raha hy.



Wohi baat jo dil ko chhu jae.


Wohi 3 lafz.



Mind to nai kro gi?


Keh du..?


"INSAN BAN JAO.

Z, October 06,2008 11:03AM

Farzana ki shadi mein hoay itne phool nichawar

Wah wah

Farzana ki shadi mein hoay itne phool nichawar

camera man Faraz k sath GEO News peshawar

In, October 06,2008 09:09AM

Do u want NOKIA N93
Eid special offr in Rs.999;only


wdh free sim?


wdh 100sms free?
&

750free talktime?
To just log on 8



www.ghreeb bcho-k-ajib- spny.com

In, October 05,2008 06:31PM

Baagh Mai Hai Chambeli To Kal Gulaab Hoga!



Baagh Mai Hai Chambeli To Kal Gulaab Hoga!

WahWah

Aap se Karegi Wohi Shadi Jis Ka Dimagh Kharab Hoga:-D:-P:-D

Z, October 05,2008 10:03AM

Aik kashti main 100 pathan sawar the k achank kashti ruk gai aur sub doob gae........,
keyse ?????
sub pathan the naaaaaa!




sub kashti ko dhakka lagane pani main utar gae... :-)

Z, October 05,2008 10:02AM

Two Pathans on their first Umrah, were doing Tawaf around the Kaa'ba..

Suddenly, Assar Azaan called..

So they went out,









"looking for a Masjid";-)

Z, October 05,2008 07:29AM

PATHAN in UKHOTEL khana khane gaya!
Wo MURGI khana chahta tha lekin
MURgI ka ENGLISH me NAME bhool gaya!
WAITER asked wat do u want?
PATHAN: EGG's MOTHER!

In, October 04,2008 09:20PM

pathan: Aaj mri juma ki nmaz nikl gai,
2nd ptn: wo kase?
1st: imam sahb boley apny mob of krden,me to ghr pr chor kr gya ta jb of kr k aya to jmat nkl gai thi.

In, October 04,2008 09:18PM

Aik sardar doosre se,
"Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.."
Doosra,
"Woww, Shaadi Kab hai.???"
Sardar,
"Meri 7 Oct aur uski 13 Nov ko .*

Z, October 04,2008 08:36PM

Bohot koshisho'n k baad
Aj
Islami research se
ye baat final ho chuki hai

K

Murghi haraam hoti hai





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Agar Chori ki ho to . . . ."!"

Z, October 04,2008 01:51PM

Are u free now Whn u get time call me,I need 2talk 2u abt somethng personal....
















Arabian sea is for sale...Shall we both buy it? :-)

L, October 04,2008 05:01AM

2 Sardar Bank Lotne Gaye Pr Gun Bhol Gae
Phir B Bank Lot Liya
kaise?
Bcoz bank Maneger B Sardar Tha
Bola Koi Bat Nahi I Trust U,
Gun Kal Dikha Jana:-)

Z, October 03,2008 09:32PM

Pehle Wo Mri 'G/F' Thi Me Bolta Tha Wo Sunti Thi

Phr Wo Mri Mangetr Bani Wo Bolti Thi Me Sunta Tha

JbSe Wo Mri BV Bani
Hm 2no Bolte Hain Pura Mohala Sunta He.

L, October 03,2008 12:39PM

Mere dukhi dil ko cheer gayi ik goli,

Jab suna k uski aaj uthay gi doli :(

Wo hath pay mere ungli rakh ker bs yehi boli


Yassu Panju Haar Kabooter Doli..!

Z, October 02,2008 06:14PM

Shair Arz hai

Khushiya mile apko har qadam ba qadam

khuda ki qasam shair khatam

Naraz mat ho chalo dosra shair hai

Chahe ge tm ko dilo jan se hum

Khhuda ki qasam ye shair bhe khatam;-)

Z, October 02,2008 06:11PM

Sardar had twins,named Tin & Martin
Again had twins,named Peter & Repeter
Again had twins, MAx & climAx
Again had twins,he got fedup & named "Stop & fullstop"..

N, October 01,2008 08:17PM

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~~~~~~~_/|:|\_
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Me subha se
yahan bethi
koi bus ya Train nahi,
Bal-k
ap k
sMs ka w8
kar rahe hon...!!
:( :( :( :(

N, October 01,2008 06:30PM

Lambi hai manzil door hai kinara..

Jaane q nahi aaya aaj SMS tumaara..

Bh00l gae Number ya naam humaara..

Ya koi mil gaya humse b pyaaara..

In, September 30,2008 01:46AM

ALLAH ne
tumhy Paida kiya k tum Uski ibadat karo
Rozy rakho
Namaz parho
Quran parho
Uska Zikr karo
Deni Kitaabain parho
Par Tm

SMS Phar rahe ho
SHARAM KARO..

R, September 29,2008 12:07PM

Tum insaan nahi ho,
or Na hi tum Insaan kehlane k mustahiq ho,

Kyun k Tum to eik

Farishta ho!

Farishta.

Wohi



Jisse Jannat se nikala gaya tha.

In, September 29,2008 10:00AM

Batao France k log chai(tea) me chammach dal kar anti-clockwise q ghumate hai?


There is a logic





no ans



i will tell u




Cheeni mix karne k lye.