Aj, November 12,2008 07:17PM

Dad:putar tu paper vich 80% no. lene ne.
Putar:dont worry main 100% lavan ga.
Dad:kanjra mazak karda ay mere naal
Putar:pehle mazak kis ne shuro kita ha

In, November 12,2008 05:39PM

7 thngs studnts do durng study leAves:
1. Sleeping
2. Eating
3. SMS
4. Watch MOVIES
5. Chat wid frnds
6. Dream of touching books
&
7. Askin othrs: KCH PARHA?;-)

In, November 12,2008 05:18PM

When u luv a American girl she says! love me more
When u luv a German girl she says! love me hard
When u love a Pakistani girl she says! KISI NOO DASI NAaa...

Z, November 12,2008 10:43AM

Maine kaha
"Dil Ruba"
Usne kaha
"Balance Bhijwa"
Maine kaha
"Paise Nahi"
Usne kaha
"Kaise Nahi"
Maine kaha
"Mehngai Hai"
Usne kaha
"Ja Aj Se Tu Mera Bhai Hai".

N, November 11,2008 08:51PM

Teri Maa ki
Teri Behen ki
Tere Baab ki
Tere Bhai ki
Tere purey khandan ki
JAAN hy tu
Pagal !!
Apna khayal rakha kar ;-)

N, November 11,2008 08:28PM

Lrka: tumhri ankhen ktni haseen hyn.
Lrki: choro na.
Lrka: tumhre baal ktne ache hyn.
Lrki: choro na, tum bhi..
Lrka: itni der se chor hi to rha hn

Z, November 11,2008 06:19PM

Larka achanak larki ko dakh kar kehta hai.
Lafz tere geet mere ghazal koi sunaon kya? Wah wah
larki: hath mere gaal tarey kan k nechay bajaun kya?

Z, November 11,2008 07:23AM

A confusion has confused my mind which is already confused with some confusion. I don't know why this confusion has confused my confused mind. If my confusion has confused your mind, then try to get a solution for my confusion to rectify my confused mind. If my confused message didn't confuse you, then be happy thinking that a confused message didn't confuse you which really confused me.Any confusion in this message? Contact me without any confusion..

Z, November 11,2008 07:23AM

Maray SMS milay?
Nahin milay?
Oh! to yeh lo ----

"SMS SMS SMS
SMS SMS SMS "

Chotay SMS b lo,
kya yaad karo gay ---

- "sms sms sms
sms sms sms"

Remix chahyain? ----

"SmS sMs SmS
sMs SmS sMs"

Chalo stylish
walay b lay he lo ----
"$M$ $m$ $M$
$m$ $M$ $m$

In, November 11,2008 05:44PM

1st pathan:YaAr mUjhAy sAfaR Me neEnd nAHI AaTI.
2nd pathan:Koi baAT Nahi tUm Rabi-uL-AwAL Me sO Jaya kaRo.

Z, November 11,2008 11:35AM

Urdu
Pashto
Chinese
Hindi
ki bemisal kamiyabi k bad ab..
Faraz in english.
This is this and What is what Faraz...
If this is what then what is this Faraz?

Z, November 11,2008 07:23AM

Student: Brain is an outstanding thing.
Teacher: Why?
Student: It works 24 hours a day and 7 days a week and it only stops when we enter the examination hall!

In, November 10,2008 07:15PM

Shadi karo wahan jahan Susar ho maal dar
Saas rehti ho beemar
Saalay hon bekar
Biwi jaisi bhi ho
lekin
Saliyan hon 3 ,4 ;)

N, November 10,2008 10:38AM

Z¡NDAG¡ KHALI KHALI TH¡,
MEREY PA$ KOI ACHA DO$T NHI THA,
Lekin Phr AaP aye MR¡ Z¡NDAG¡ Me,
MUJE AhSAa$ HOWA,
.
.
"Akeli hee theek thi":-:-P

In, November 09,2008 07:58PM

What is a Mobile?
?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
R u looking 4 answer?
.
Ye hath me kiya chapal Pakri hy?

In, November 09,2008 02:43PM

sMs Walon Se
Hua Is Qadar
Naraaz,
Ye Duniya Hi
Chor Kar ChaL
Diya Faraaz,
Boht Ho Gaya Ab Faraaz Faraaz Faraaz,
Nikaalo Zardari
Pe Ab Apne Dil Ki
Bharaas!

In, November 08,2008 03:22PM

I
miss
u
i
miss
u
I
MISS
U
i
mis
u
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
100
1000
10000
100000
1000000
10000000
100000000
1000000000
10000000000
1000000000000
NO LIMIT 4 MISSING U

Aj, November 06,2008 07:11PM

A teacher teaching algebra
'if x=y & y=z so it means x=z any e.g?
Student:Sir,if i love u & u love ur daughter,
it means ilove ur daughter':-)

Z, November 06,2008 01:50PM

Piyar kabhi Na karna Pardesi §y
Rote-Rote Naina Thak Jahyn Ge
Piyar karna Hamesha Parosi §e
Roz khirki §y Darshan To Ho Jahyn Ge:-)

Z, November 05,2008 04:57PM

Thapar marne pr naraz wife se shohar bola admi use marta ha jisse pyar krta he. Wife ne husbnd ko 2 thapr mare or boli ap kya samjte h0 k me apse pyar nhi krti.

L, November 05,2008 03:05PM

Yun to hai hum me boht "DeenDari",
Magar jahan dekhi koi "bachi pyari",
bus Waheen pe "Aankh day Mari",
Phans gayi to hamari,
Warna phir se wohi "DeenDari"