Z, October 15,2008 08:39PM

"~"LOVE"~"
Starts from Eyes,
Grows with gifts,
Ends with tears

But today's
''Love"

Starts 4rm Mobiles,
Grows with Balance share,
Ends with
Number busy;)

In, October 15,2008 08:28PM

()""() ()""()
( ' :') ('; ' )
,/) )\,,/) )\,
¿, ,¿, ,¿, ,¿

you & Me. . .


:

:

. . .fr¡end's. .

f O r É v E R ,

Aj, October 15,2008 08:08PM

Mom:Beta kiu ro rahe ho?
Beta:Teacher ne mara mujhe
Mom:Kyun Mara?

Beta:Maine unko MURGHI kaha tha

Mom:kiu kaha?

Beta:wo hamesha test main anda deti hain:

N, October 15,2008 08:07PM

sMs Ka Len-den Yunhi Chalta Rahega,
.
.
Dosti Ka Silsila Badalta Rahega,
.
.
Aap Delete Karte Reh Jaoge,
.
.
Par Apka Mobile Mere sMs Se Bharta Rahega,

R, October 15,2008 07:11PM

1 Admi Ki Car Se Kawwa Takra K Behoash Ho gya

Admi Kaway Ko Ghar Le Gya
Or
Pinjray Mei Bund Krdia

Kawa jaag K Bola

Hi ALLAH JAIL HOGAi
lgta ha Driver Mar Gia

Aj, October 15,2008 06:32PM

Ek bacha paida hote hi nurse se bola mobile hy?

Nurse: hai lekin karega kya?

Kid: kuch nai bas
BACHI ko sms karna hy k khariat se pohonch gaya hon..!

N, October 14,2008 09:14PM

wait




wait





wait




Cool




Relax




Ok




Ready




Start




5







4







3







2







1






0



Now !












Delete This sms...

N, October 14,2008 09:12PM

Arz kia hai. . .

Bili k bach0n k chote chote pa0wn

bili k bachon k chote chote pa0wn






me0wn me0wn me0wn me0wn* :-D

In, October 14,2008 07:36PM

Ek train k ulatnay ka case adalat me tha


Train k driver jo k pathan tha us se pocha k tum ne train patri se Q utari?



Pathan:O yara 1 banda samne agaya tha to brake marne ka time nai tha

Humara asistant ne bola k is k upar chara do



Wakeel: Phr?



Pathan:Wo banda patri se utar gaya...

R, October 14,2008 11:01AM

Shair Arz kia hai.
zra twajo chahye:

Khushian milen tumhe qadm ba qadm


khuda ki qasm sher khtm.


Chalo 2sra sher hai:


Chahenge tmko dlo jan se hm


Khuda ki qsm ye sher b khtm..


Acha last time..

CHALO HAMARAY SATH kabhi qadam DO qadam :-)


Shit yaar yeh shair bhi khatam.

Ha
Hahahaha.
Hahahaha.

R, October 14,2008 09:36AM

Inteligent Man+ Inteligent GirL=FriendshiP,

Duffer Man+
Inteligent Girl=Love,

Inteligent Man+
Duffer Girl=Dates,

Duffer Man+
Duffer Girl=

Love Marriage;-)

Z, October 14,2008 07:08AM

Karachi Dolmen Shopping Mall main dhamaka ho gya hai






























Ek pent k sath 2 shirts free:p

In, October 13,2008 03:32PM

Ek pathan apne bap ki qaber pe gaya or hal chal pocha qaber se koi awaz na aai, Pathan qaber pe likh k chala gaya k....







Aisa kare ga tu kon aae ga.

R, October 13,2008 01:52PM

My
Lush
Country
Pakistan
K
City
Karachi
K
Town
Sadar
K
1
Bazar
K
Chok Per
1
Library
K
4th
Floor
K
Room
No
5
Ki
7v
Almari
Ki
Row
No
9
Ki
Kitaab
No
41
K
Page
No
69
Ki
Line
No
8
May
Likha
Ha
K?
East & West "Fiza" is the BEST!
Jisko shak he, ja kar khud parh
Lien ;-)

L, October 13,2008 01:19PM

Wife: ap apnay best freind ki BV k janazay pay nahi gay.

Husband:kis moo say jaon.
wo mujay 3rd BV K janazay pay bula raha hai
Aur
Mein ne1 dafa b nahi bulaya.

L, October 13,2008 12:59PM

1 machar ko 1 murghi se pyar ho gaya.
Machar ne murghi ko kiss kiya.
Murghi malaria se mar gai,
aur
machar birdflu se mar gaya.
Dis is "TRUE LOVE"