Teri dosti Ne Kese Din Dikhaye Hain
Hm Teri Gali Me REHRI Lga Kr Aye Hain
Is Bahane Hi Milne Chale Aao Hum Se
K Yeh AALO Kese kilo Lagaye Hain
Friday, April 17, 2009
R, October 27,2008 05:22PM
Pathan in Karachi Went 2 Bank 4 opening An Account
He took 1 form and went 2 Islamabad
Do u know Y.?
Bcoz in the form He read..
"WRITE in CAPITAL"
He took 1 form and went 2 Islamabad
Do u know Y.?
Bcoz in the form He read..
"WRITE in CAPITAL"
R, October 27,2008 01:42PM
Load Shedding k fawaaid:
*Generator,UPS & Candle walo ko Rozgar ki farahmi*
*Bijli ka bill kam aiga*
*Mobile Charge na hone se Balance & Time Saving*
*TV na dakhnay say gunaho ma kami*
*Sabr karney ki waja se jannat mein jaaney ke ziyada imkanaat*
(A Public Service msg brought to U by K.E.S.C)
*Generator,UPS & Candle walo ko Rozgar ki farahmi*
*Bijli ka bill kam aiga*
*Mobile Charge na hone se Balance & Time Saving*
*TV na dakhnay say gunaho ma kami*
*Sabr karney ki waja se jannat mein jaaney ke ziyada imkanaat*
(A Public Service msg brought to U by K.E.S.C)
Z, October 27,2008 12:12PM
Yad-e-Khuda dilon men jagata he Wapda
Khalq-e-Khuda ko din rat jagata he Wapda
Band kar k bijle sulgti dopahar men
Dozakh ki aag duniya men dikhata he Wapda.
Khalq-e-Khuda ko din rat jagata he Wapda
Band kar k bijle sulgti dopahar men
Dozakh ki aag duniya men dikhata he Wapda.
Z, October 27,2008 06:53AM
,.+""%--%""+.,
# AssaLam #
*.ALaikum.*
~~ "*..,,.*
Allah hi Allah kiya kro
Dukh na kisi ko dia kro
30 pesy ka sms he
Kbhi kbhi to kya kro.
# AssaLam #
*.ALaikum.*
~~ "*..,,.*
Allah hi Allah kiya kro
Dukh na kisi ko dia kro
30 pesy ka sms he
Kbhi kbhi to kya kro.
Z, October 26,2008 09:23PM
Methi methi yadon ko palko me saja lena.
Sath guzre lamho ko dil me basa lena.
Mai bathroom me betha hun Faraz,
Light ajae to motor yad se chala dena.
Sath guzre lamho ko dil me basa lena.
Mai bathroom me betha hun Faraz,
Light ajae to motor yad se chala dena.
Z, October 26,2008 08:25PM
Faqeer to Memon:
Allah k naam pe kuch de do baba.
Memon:
Cycle pe betho ek round de deta hoon ;-)
Allah k naam pe kuch de do baba.
Memon:
Cycle pe betho ek round de deta hoon ;-)
Z, October 26,2008 08:23PM
Pakistni Boy: Mere 4 Bhai & 6 Bahen Hain.Tere Kitne Hain?
American Boy: Mere Bhai Bahen Nahi, Par Meri Pehli Mummy Se 4 PaPa Aur Pehle PaPa Se 5 Mummy Hain!
American Boy: Mere Bhai Bahen Nahi, Par Meri Pehli Mummy Se 4 PaPa Aur Pehle PaPa Se 5 Mummy Hain!
Z, October 26,2008 08:01PM
Bri
mushkil
se
hm
rat
ko
asman
se
ap
k
lye
'CHAND Or TARAY' tor k la rha thay k...
wapsi pe...
Shopper pht gya.....:-)
Sorry
mushkil
se
hm
rat
ko
asman
se
ap
k
lye
'CHAND Or TARAY' tor k la rha thay k...
wapsi pe...
Shopper pht gya.....:-)
Sorry
Z, October 26,2008 07:59PM
Qaid-e-Azam ne frmaya
Na meri phuppi
Na mera taya
Pakistan mene ro ro
ke banaya
Mgr in logon ne muje jaha dfnay us jaga ko logon ne DATE Point banaya!
Na meri phuppi
Na mera taya
Pakistan mene ro ro
ke banaya
Mgr in logon ne muje jaha dfnay us jaga ko logon ne DATE Point banaya!
In, October 26,2008 07:57PM
Khaaksaar k dil-e-mohtareeq-o-dimagh-e-muntasher
main ye khadsha-o-andesha mohtashi-o-moqaid hai,
keh kaheen biradar-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab
banda-e-ranjeeda-o-sanjeeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi,
kay arsa-e-daraz se biradar-e-faatir-ul-aqal ne
band-e-haqir-o-faqir ko koi sms nahi kia hai...!
Z, October 26,2008 07:37PM
PARVEEN ShAKIR arz krti hain
Hath mai thi PARVEEN k mangni ki Ring
Hath mai thi PARVEEN k mangni ki Ring
"SINGH IS KING"
"SINGH IS KING"
"SINGH IS KING"
Hath mai thi PARVEEN k mangni ki Ring
Hath mai thi PARVEEN k mangni ki Ring
"SINGH IS KING"
"SINGH IS KING"
"SINGH IS KING"
R, October 26,2008 05:45PM
.-""-.
( ';' )
(,,)(,,)
kia ap busy hain
nahe,
Nahi
---
---
~~.-""-.
(")( '; ' )(")
~~~(,,,,)
aao chham chham khelain?
( ';' )
(,,)(,,)
kia ap busy hain
nahe,
Nahi
---
---
~~.-""-.
(")( '; ' )(")
~~~(,,,,)
aao chham chham khelain?
R, October 26,2008 05:43PM
Plz pass ths sms
2 all ur frnds..
A person with blood group O+ve
contact # is
ADECCBEEBD-
urgently needs 2 bottles of
PEPSI
with
1 large Pizza:-P:..
2 all ur frnds..
A person with blood group O+ve
contact # is
ADECCBEEBD-
urgently needs 2 bottles of
PEPSI
with
1 large Pizza:-P:..
Z, October 25,2008 09:18PM
Ek Pakistani Shehri Ne 24 Ghantay Tak Pani Main Sans Rok kr Rehne Ka Record Qaim Kiya Hai
Jinhen kal
Baad Namaz Zuhar Mewa Shah Qbrastan me Dfnaya Jaey Ga.
Jinhen kal
Baad Namaz Zuhar Mewa Shah Qbrastan me Dfnaya Jaey Ga.
R, October 25,2008 04:22PM
Thalaaam!
Ye ait aita sms hai jo athay bhlay lntan to totla tel deta ha
Ap lath toshish talo pil b aitey hi palo day,
tesa lada totla ban te
Hanso mat padal!
Ye ait aita sms hai jo athay bhlay lntan to totla tel deta ha
Ap lath toshish talo pil b aitey hi palo day,
tesa lada totla ban te
Hanso mat padal!
Z, October 25,2008 11:40AM
Pagal hain woh log jo pyar mai lariyon ko miss karte hain..
Miss karna hai to macharo ko miss karo,
jo jan hatheli par rakh k ap ko kiss karte hain..;-)
Miss karna hai to macharo ko miss karo,
jo jan hatheli par rakh k ap ko kiss karte hain..;-)
Z, October 25,2008 11:39AM
Ek Student Dosre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai.
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Aa Jaa Thori Parhai Kartay Hain.. ;-)
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai.
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Aa Jaa Thori Parhai Kartay Hain.. ;-)
Z, October 25,2008 11:39AM
Sardar:
Oye mery shampoo k sat wala free gift dy.
Shopkepr:
Sardar G shampoo k saat koi gift nahi milta.
Sardar:
Bkwas na kar shampoo py likha hy
Dandruff free.
Oye mery shampoo k sat wala free gift dy.
Shopkepr:
Sardar G shampoo k saat koi gift nahi milta.
Sardar:
Bkwas na kar shampoo py likha hy
Dandruff free.
Z, October 25,2008 11:38AM
Ye 1 sacha wakia hy.ignore mat krna
GULSHAN me 1 lrke or lrki ne ghr se bhag k shadi ki.kuch dino bad dono me larai hogai.1 din lrka,lrki ko mar rha tha.lrki ne bachne k lie churi uthai to wo lrke k lag gai or wo mar gya.lrki ghabra k apne ghr ja k so gai.usne khwab me dekha 1 baba keh rhe he.beta tere kpron pe to khoon k nishan hy tmhe to police pakr legi.lrki boli.baba ab me kya kron to baba ne kaha.
"SURF EXCEL LAGAO DAAG MITAO"
GULSHAN me 1 lrke or lrki ne ghr se bhag k shadi ki.kuch dino bad dono me larai hogai.1 din lrka,lrki ko mar rha tha.lrki ne bachne k lie churi uthai to wo lrke k lag gai or wo mar gya.lrki ghabra k apne ghr ja k so gai.usne khwab me dekha 1 baba keh rhe he.beta tere kpron pe to khoon k nishan hy tmhe to police pakr legi.lrki boli.baba ab me kya kron to baba ne kaha.
"SURF EXCEL LAGAO DAAG MITAO"
In, October 25,2008 09:21AM
Macher ne 1 Admi ko din me kata
Admi ne kaha
tum to raat me kaat te hona?
Macher bola
Zard.. ka dor hai
Ghar k halaat kharab hein overtime ker raha ho
Admi ne kaha
tum to raat me kaat te hona?
Macher bola
Zard.. ka dor hai
Ghar k halaat kharab hein overtime ker raha ho
Aj, October 25,2008 06:24AM
Shohar: ye tum mujh ko bharay bazar main "A.G" kyoun kehti ho?
Biwi: ab bharay bazar main "Abay Gadhay" kahoun gi to kya acha lagay ga! :-P
Biwi: ab bharay bazar main "Abay Gadhay" kahoun gi to kya acha lagay ga! :-P
Z, October 24,2008 09:15PM
If u sleep with ur girlfriend on 14th Feb. (Valentine's Day) She will give u good news on 8th March (Mother's Day) & u will have a child on 14th Nov. (Children's Day).See the medical aspects between these dates.But DON'T try dis on every girlfriend otherwise u will have bad news on 1st Dec. (AIDS Day)!
Z, October 24,2008 09:15PM
Sardar ik baraf ka tukra utha kar Usy ghaur se dekh raha tha ...
Admi - Kya dekh rahe ho ... ??
Sardar - Dekh raha hoon ye leak kahan se ho raha hy ;->
Admi - Kya dekh rahe ho ... ??
Sardar - Dekh raha hoon ye leak kahan se ho raha hy ;->
Z, October 24,2008 09:07PM
@äSMS
BHEJO
WARNA
"r--._,---------.
"_, .c-.------"""
/ i--"
C__J
YEH DEKHA HAI?
PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEIN?...
BHEJO
WARNA
"r--._,---------.
"_, .c-.------"""
/ i--"
C__J
YEH DEKHA HAI?
PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEIN?...
Z, October 24,2008 09:07PM
Husband: rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,1 churail kabhi mere agey kabhi pichy or kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
wife: kon si movie thi?
Husband: apni shadi ki.
Z, October 24,2008 09:07PM
Husband: rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,1 churail kabhi mere agey kabhi pichy or kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
wife: kon si movie thi?
Husband: apni shadi ki.
In, October 24,2008 03:26PM
ST__PID
B__DH__
D__FFER
BEWAQ__F
__LL__
Dekha!!
Everything is incomplete without 'U'..
B__DH__
D__FFER
BEWAQ__F
__LL__
Dekha!!
Everything is incomplete without 'U'..
R, October 24,2008 12:49PM
Dost Pathan se:APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan:Haa
Dost: kis k 7 or kaisy?
Pathan: BV k 7 Hum ne 3 bar Talaq dia
Jab wo preshan hua to hum bola:
APRIL FOOL
APRIL FOOL
Pathan:Haa
Dost: kis k 7 or kaisy?
Pathan: BV k 7 Hum ne 3 bar Talaq dia
Jab wo preshan hua to hum bola:
APRIL FOOL
APRIL FOOL
R, October 24,2008 11:30AM
Kid: "aunti, mummi nay cheeni mangi hai.
Aunti cheeni detay hoay"achha aur kya kaha mummi nay."
Kid: "agar wo kameeni na day, to Pinky aunti say lay aana."
Aunti cheeni detay hoay"achha aur kya kaha mummi nay."
Kid: "agar wo kameeni na day, to Pinky aunti say lay aana."
In, October 24,2008 11:13AM
SalE
SalE
SalE
(,_,),,=.____
\',,'/ " :. : :.)\
__!,!,!"""!,!,!" * *
jisnE sms qurbani main hissa lena hai wo sirf 100 ka balancE bheJ kaR hissA lelE.
SalE
SalE
(,_,),,=.____
\',,'/ " :. : :.)\
__!,!,!"""!,!,!" * *
jisnE sms qurbani main hissa lena hai wo sirf 100 ka balancE bheJ kaR hissA lelE.
Aj, October 24,2008 08:51AM
Jhoota peenay say muhabbat barhti hay faraz...
Yeh keh k wo Zalim meri sari pepsi p gaya.;-)
Yeh keh k wo Zalim meri sari pepsi p gaya.;-)
R, October 23,2008 07:44PM
1 larka or 1 larki sea view per samandar k kinare bethe chips kha rahe thay.
Dono 1 dosre ki ankhon me dekh rahe thay.
Larki ne pyar se pocha
K
Tum kuch feel kar rahe ho.
Larka bola haan.
Larki boli kya?
Larka bola yehi k tum mujhse ziyada chips kha rahi ho ;-)
Dono 1 dosre ki ankhon me dekh rahe thay.
Larki ne pyar se pocha
K
Tum kuch feel kar rahe ho.
Larka bola haan.
Larki boli kya?
Larka bola yehi k tum mujhse ziyada chips kha rahi ho ;-)
R, October 23,2008 06:48PM
Doc:Tabyat kc he ab
Mariz: pehle se ziada khrab he
Doc: dawai khali thi kya
Mriz:Nai dawa ki shishi to bhari hui thi
Doc:I mean dawai le li thi
Mriz:Ji ap ne di thi to mene le li thi
Doc:Bewaquf dawai pi li thi
Mriz:Nai ji dawai to laal thi
Doc:Abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha
Mriz:Nai sahb piliya to muje tha
Doc:Saale dawa ko mun se lga k pet me dala tha
Mriz:Nai
Doc:Q
Mriz:Ap ne hi to kaha tha k shishi ko dhakan lga k rakhna; Me thik to ho jaunga na sahb?
Mariz: pehle se ziada khrab he
Doc: dawai khali thi kya
Mriz:Nai dawa ki shishi to bhari hui thi
Doc:I mean dawai le li thi
Mriz:Ji ap ne di thi to mene le li thi
Doc:Bewaquf dawai pi li thi
Mriz:Nai ji dawai to laal thi
Doc:Abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha
Mriz:Nai sahb piliya to muje tha
Doc:Saale dawa ko mun se lga k pet me dala tha
Mriz:Nai
Doc:Q
Mriz:Ap ne hi to kaha tha k shishi ko dhakan lga k rakhna; Me thik to ho jaunga na sahb?
Z, October 23,2008 09:56AM
C. view ka nazara na hota!
Hill park ka sahara na hota!
Allah Wali Chowrangi pe ishara na hota!
Tariq road ka sharara na hota!
P.A.F Musiem agar piyara na hota!
Har roz mausam karara na hota!
Fashion ne agar larkio ko bigara na hota!
to "karachi" ka koi larka awara na hota!
Hill park ka sahara na hota!
Allah Wali Chowrangi pe ishara na hota!
Tariq road ka sharara na hota!
P.A.F Musiem agar piyara na hota!
Har roz mausam karara na hota!
Fashion ne agar larkio ko bigara na hota!
to "karachi" ka koi larka awara na hota!
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