R, December 09,2009 6:24PM

Wife:Ap meray marnay k baad kia karain gay

Husband:Janu pagal ho jao ga

Wife:Ap dosri shadi to nahi karain gay?

Husband:Janu pagal kuch b kar sakta hai..

R, December 09,2009 6:07PM

HUSBAND:kal mere khuwab mai 1 larki ayi thi. Wah kya larki thi!
WIFE:Akeli ayi hogi?

HUSBAND:tumko kaise pata?
WIFE:uska husband mere khuwab mai aya tha.

R, December 08,2009 11:59PM

"Roz subah jab Mein apni Ankhen kholun to.


"khuda se yehi dua mangun."

"Mile har kisi ko dost ap jesa,




"sirf muj per hi ye
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AZAAB kaisa..;-)

R, December 08,2009 11:51PM

"Mujh K0 Mal00m
Nahi Husun
Ki "Tareef"

"Magar"





"Meri Nazr0'n Mein Haseen Sirf...

"W0hi Hai"




"JIS NE AAP KO YE SMS BHEJA HAI,,.

R, December 08,2009 8:39PM

Zindgi-milti-hy
1-Baar

Mout-ati-hy
1-Baar

pyar-hota-hy
1-Baar

Dil-toot,ta-hy
1-Baar

Jb-sb-kuch-hota-hy
1-Baar

To-phr



light--Q-jati-hai

R, December 08,2009 8:19PM

Knowlege of the week.

Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis main train nahi chalti.

Dunya main sab se bara school CHICAGO America main hai.

Dunya main pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya.

Dunya main sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD- IRAQ main hai.

Dunya main barey se bara DARAKHT LONDON main hai.

dunya main bhaghair aatay cheeni or bijli k log PAKISTAN main rehte hai

aur dunya ka sub se bada ..... pakistan mai hai

Aj, December 08,2009 11:13AM

ANMOL MOTI

1)Kisi dost ki Larai hojay or dushman ziyada hon to apne dost ko hi peet do.

2)Agar kisi ka kuch nahi bigaar sakte to us pe Laanat bhejo ya thook phenk k bhag jao.

3)Kbhi pitne lago to dushman ko bhai banalo.

4)Sher sirf apne ghar k samne ban k ghomo
Warna boht pito gy

5)Hamesha mashwara lo magar do nahi
warna zalil he ho gy

6)kabhi apne dost pe bharosa na karo
agar wo bharose k kabil hota to kisi achy insan ka dost hota Tumhara nahi!

R, December 07,2009 5:45PM

Boht naaz tha humen apne Yaron k khulus o muhabt pe "Faraz"
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Kaminey Humari mayyat pe a k pochte hen?

^Baryani aalu wali pakayi hai ya gosht wali~...(?