In, September 05,2008 12:36AM

1 baat dil sey batana.
Is
Duniya
main,
aakhir
tum ney
aisa
kon sa
acha
kaam
kiya?
jo
tumhe...

Mujh jaisa piyara dost mila...>
batana zaroor muje.

In, September 05,2008 12:07AM

ye dil
*
"*.Aap ko
.*""*.
*
"*.
"*bohat ziada
.*""*.*""*
*"*.
"*.
.*""*.*""*.
* miss ker *
"*. raha .*"
...*"hai."*

Mere 2 sms ko b l0g time pas samjte hai jab man krta ha reply kia warna just delete .

In, September 04,2008 02:42PM

Na Jane Log Kun Darte H£in

Kuch Log To SMS B Nahi Krte Hain

Or Kuch Ap Jaise B Hain Is Duniya Me,

Jo MIS CALL Mar Ke Bhi,

Balance Check Karte Hain...

Z, September 04,2008 01:08PM

Faraz ke duniya se rukhsat hone k baad Ab Wasi Shah Ka Kalam Arz Hai..

Itna tou Hamein bhe pata hai
Wasi...

K Jab wo Hasi Tou Phasi.. ;) :p

Z, September 04,2008 03:58AM

*._DuÄ_.*

Ye Dua Merey Liye Nahin Meri AMMI K Liye Hai

please say AMEEN

Ay ALLAH Meri AMMI Ko Jaldi Se..





Ek khubsurat c BAAHU Inayat Farma ;)
AMEEN

Z, September 03,2008 01:18PM

Sardar ne shok men roza rakh lia
He askd 2 his son:

Vekh, Suraj dooba?

Son:nai g

Again asked:

dooba ki?
Son: nai g
Sardr:Lagda Ay menu lay k he dubay ga!

In, August 31,2008 08:18PM

1 pathan ko doctor ne ECG test karwane ka kaha..
Pathan lab pohoncha to test ka nam bhool gya,
thori dair sochne k bad kehne laga

Bhai jan hamara CNG kr do...

Aj, August 31,2008 05:57PM

|""| |""\ /"""| |""| |"'|
| | | I S S | | |,,| |
|,,,| |,,,|\/|,,,| \,,,,,,/
ap kiya miss karogy
Dekho hum ne kitna mis kiya.

R, August 30,2008 10:19AM

A girl comes late to clas

Prof why r u late

Girl:Sir,ek larka mera pecha kar raha tha

Prof:To late Q hoi?

Girl:Sir,larka bohot slow chal raha tha

Z, August 30,2008 11:22PM

"Chand aur Main"

Dono ka aik sa muqaddar_

Wo falak pe tanha_

Main zameen pe akela_

Wo roshni mange soraj se_




Aur main muhtaj KESC ka_:-(

Z, August 30,2008 10:50PM

.-""-.
( ';' )
(,,)(,,)
App ko meri YAAD
arhi hay?



Nahi?

.-""-.
(")( '; ' )
' (,,)
Esa MUKKA parega na,
Sub kuch Yaad ajaega..'

Z, August 30,2008 05:49PM

Kid.
M0m kya apne mujy paida hony sy pehly dekha tha?

M0m.
Nhi to . . .

Kid.
To phr paida hony k baad apne mujy pehchana kese!

R, August 30,2008 10:31AM

Can u think k "2 + 5= 11" Kaise aya? Socho-Socho Nhi malum? Thora or dimag lagao Abhi b nhi? OK let me tell u k kaise aya





"GHALTI SE"
.

In, August 30,2008 10:25AM

Apki bath mujhe bht pasand ha. Woh yeh ha k
Ap jab bi koi bth karte ho

To dil se karte haen



Kiyn k






Dimagh to apke pass ha hi nhi.

In, August 29,2008 10:55PM

Sardar:Agar aik hathi sui k sorakh mai se guzar raha ho tou usay roknay k liye kia karna chahye?

Other Sardar:Uski dum par girah laga do, phans jae ga.

In, August 29,2008 10:25PM

Duniya meim sirf7cheez famous hai.
boloyto 7wonders-
apun.
apunka style.,
apunka awaz,.
apunka smile,
apunka face,
apunka sms.,
apunka dost,bolay to,(Tum),.

In, August 29,2008 10:25PM

Kal 137 logon ko bewaqoof banaya.

kaise?

neeche dekho.

































Or neeche.












Bus

bilkul isi tarah he.
Ab 138 HO GAYE .

Z, August 29,2008 08:46PM

Sardar 1st time JAHAAZ mein betha
Jahaz runway pe chal raha tha.
Sardar ne pilot ko thappar mara aur bola:
Mujhe dair ho rahi hai aur tu BY ROAD jaa raha hai:-)

Z, August 29,2008 10:23AM

Mother to Doctor on phone:
meray bachay ko current laga hai
me kya krun?

Doctor:
pehlay aap do nafal shukranay k ada karen k aap ki taraf bijli aa rahi hai.B-)

Aj, August 27,2008 09:55AM

Ting Tong



Open The Door!



Kon ?



Hum



Hum Kon ?




Hum SMS


Kia Cha'hiye?






"Aap K Cheh're Par Ek Pyari Si *(SMILE)* ----*----

Z, August 28,2008 11:24PM

Teacher! pathan Student sy btao:
Qalam Behtr Hai Ya Talwar?






Pathan :
Qalam Behtr Hai
Q K Talwar Se Aap Shalwar Mein Nara Nhi Daal Saktay.

Z, August 28,2008 07:12PM

Ek HUMAIN
AAP Ki JUDAI
MAAR Gai

Dusri AAP
Ki LARAAI
MAAR Gai

Teesri Ye
ZALIM TANHAI
MAAR Gai

AAP Q
Nahi Karty
HUMAIN SMS

Lagta Hai AAP
Ko "MEHNGAI
MAAR Gai

Aj, August 27,2008 09:10PM

Life is very Short so Follow some Rules..
Forgive Quickly!
Believe Slowly!
Love Truely!
Laugh Loudly!
&Never Avoid Any thing that Brings SMILE On UR FACE.

In, August 27,2008 07:57PM

Ye intezar kabhi khatm honay ka nahi ..........

so, be habitual of
"candle light"

atmosphere and

keep enjoying !

In, August 27,2008 07:54PM

" EXCUSE ME "
aap apne haathuper uthaain !!!

ok

abb aankhenbund kren !!!

.

.

.

.

.
AÜR DiL SÄ¥DÜA MÄNGEÑ
K
HAMARI "LITE"AAJA¥E.

In, August 27,2008 08:43PM

Intezar
Ek Taveel Intezar,

na Raat ka

na Din ka

na Suba ka

na Sham ka

na Sephr ka

na Dophr ka

na Is ka

na Us ka

Intezar hai to sirf,







'Light' ka!

Z, August 27,2008 07:15PM

Faraz,tm humen chor gye kis k sahary..

"g" for gubaary or " f " for fuwary.

R, August 27,2008 03:02PM

__Suraj
bin roshni nahi
__Chand
bin kiran nahi
__Badal
bin barsat nahi
__Bahar
bin savan nahi
__Dost
bin dosti nahi
__Dosti
bin tum nahi
__Tum
bin Hum nahi .

Z, August 27,2008 01:24PM

Kehte hain k jub koi kisi ko bohat yad karta hai to Aasman se ik tara toot k girta hai, Ek din ap ki waja se sara asman khali ho jaega or ilzam mere sir Aayega,

Z, August 27,2008 01:24PM

Wo ye kehti hai k mai 7 bajay date per aogi FARAZ



Par ye batati jao naey time per ya poraney . .

Z, August 27,2008 01:21PM

Hum zindagi ki bheer mai faraaz itny kho gae...........



Aalu 35 rupay or tamater 80 rupay kilo ho gaey.........

Aj, August 27,2008 01:10PM

"Dunya main reh kar sapno main kho jao,

kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jao,

agar kuch bhi na kar sako tou,

mou mai chousni lo aur so jao".

Aj, August 26,2008 03:09PM

Faraz k bad usky bhai
"Daraz" ka shair paishy khidmat hy.

HazarooN saal mummy papa k sath sota
raha me. "Daraz"


Bari mushkil se hua hamaray ghar "faraz"

In, August 26,2008 10:46AM

Mohabat karo ibadat k sath

Pyar karo sachai k sath

Dosti karo dianat k sath

Sms parh lia!!

Chalo Ab reply karo sharafat k sath...!!

In, August 25,2008 09:12AM

Aankho se aanso bahate nahi.dard ko kabhi dil me chopate nahin.zakham chahay kitna bhi ghahra ho.hum(DETTOL) ke siwa kuch lagate nahin .

Al, August 24,2008 10:45PM

DON ka intaizar 11 colleges ki larkiyan kr rahi hain lekin DON ka college jana mushkil hi nhi namumkin hai kion k DON matric fail hai.

In, August 24,2008 03:27PM

Aik bacha apni mom se : AMMI AMMI, KIA MAIN BADSURAT HON. mom : NAHI BETA, ALLAH KA SHUKAR ADA KARO, USAY DEKHO JO MESSAGE PARH RAHA HAI .....

Ab, August 24,2008 12:16PM

*@'"'''@*
**( ' : ' )**
*(@)-"-(@)*
. *(@)(@)*


Here is a lovely, cute teddy bear 4 U!


Just 2say you
.
.
.
.
.
.
*¤Misng yoܤ*

Ab, August 24,2008 12:14PM

The best relation ever is b/w TWO EYES...
They blink 2gether
move 2gether
cry 2gether,
C 2gether and
sleep 2gether
Still Thay never see each Other


But when they see a girl,
1 will blink and the other will not..
Moral of the story:
"A girl can break any kind of relationship!..

Z, August 23,2008 01:11PM

T.T to sardar in Train: 'Ticket dikhao.'

Sardar:'Ye lo'

T.T: 'Ye to purani Ticket hai.

Sardar: 'Tou train kya abhi Showroom se nikali hai?

In, August 23,2008 10:33AM

Zindagi me kuch na mila to kiya ghum hai.aapki dosti milli kiya kam hai.thori si jaga mil jaay aapke dil me.to ye jaga bhi kiya taajmehal se kam hai ¤I¤