In, April 07,2009 03:28PM

: KARACHI main 3 chezain Bohat popular hain
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/'<)) AAP ./I.LOG (.") BHARAM <((> BAAZI
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OR ,,
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<))> Apun ka
_/I. SMS

Aj, April 06,2009 06:32PM

Pathan k hui jis se shadi wo thi itni saadi,
ghoongat men sharma k boli Bhaiya ye kia ho raha ha
Pathan ne kaha chup Raho Baji hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai.

R, April 06,2009 03:01PM

Actress Meera ki flight main tabyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pucha:
"Are you suffering from fever"?
Meera:
"No I am suffering from Karachi to Lahore"

Az, April 06,2009 02:09PM

Our friendsip is ldeal
U happy i happy,
U sad i sad,
U cry i cry,
U laugh i laugh,
U jump out from the window,
I look down and say
"jahan raho khush raho"

Az, April 06,2009 12:17PM

(",)/ Suno Bablu.
<)) _/|_ (.") Bolo Pappu. <((>
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/<)) Bablu yar _/|_ Koi Msg to Kr (.") <((> Pappu yar
_/|_ Tang na kar.

N, April 06,2009 12:15PM

Pesh khidmat hai
Ab AMJAD Islam Amjad
" Amjad tere shrafat pe ho ga na kisi ko shak"...
Halki phulki bhuk main halka phulka tuk :)

N, April 05,2009 01:23PM

Larke wale:
Hmen larki pasand hy shadi kb krni hai?
Larki wale:
Abi to larki parh rahi hai!
Larke wale:
To kia Hmara beta Bandar hai jo kitabain phar dega?

N, April 05,2009 01:22PM

"Lucknow" mai 2 bachay apas mai lar rahe thy..
1st ne 2nd se kaha: dekhiye janab! Agar ap hmari bat nahi manengay to hum ap ki walida muhtarma ki shan ma gustakhana kalimat pesh karengy.
2nd: to hum ap k rukhsar mubarak pe aesa tamancha bja laengy k gaal gulab ki patti ki manind chamaknay lagega.

N, April 05,2009 01:20PM

1 Pathan Apni Sister
K 7 Ja Raha Tha
1 Admi Ne Kaha
KHAN Saab Aap Ki B.V
To Bohat Haseen Hai
Khan Oye Khana Kharab
B.V Hoga Tumhara
Hamara To BEHAN Hai..,.

L, April 04,2009 02:52PM

''O JEE gal SunO,
garmiyan da 1 faidaa aey.
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Nai pata ?
Lay sun.... ,,,
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Sardi nai lagdi...

N, April 04,2009 12:21PM

Phool gir jate Hain Jab tum Aaty Ho
Phool gir jate Hain Jab tum Aaty Ho
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Andhe Ho kia???
Gamlon se Q takraty Ho....

N, April 04,2009 12:19PM

1 shaks aksar kehta me
Ghulail banaon ga or chirya maronga
Ghulail banaon ga chirya maronga
1 din us ko paglon k doctr k pas le gaye us ka elaj kia or theek ho gaya.
Phir us se Dr ne pocha:ab ja k kia kroge?
usne kaha me sbse pehle shadi karonga
Dr ne kaha:boht achey phir?
mere bche ho jayegay.
Dr: good phir?
unki brthday pr achi c neker or shirt la kar dunga.
Dr: fine phir?
unki neker se lastik nikalonga phir gulail bnaon ga or chria
marun ga!:-P

N, April 04,2009 12:15PM

Teacher: "Mere papa aaj job par gae hain".
Iss ka future tense banao!
Student: Woh kal bhi jaenge, kisi k baap main himmat hai to rok le..

In, April 04,2009 07:57AM

Ek ADMI pe Bijli ki Tar gir gayi,wo tarp tarp k marne hi wala tha:
k
Light chali gayi,
admi Khushi Se bola...
=>Pakistan<= =>Zindabad<=

In, April 03,2009 08:58PM

Aj
Meri
Sim
Ki
Birth Day
He
Ap
Chahain
To
Gift
Samaj Kar
Isme
100 Rs
Ka
Balance
Dalwa
Sakte
ho
ALLAH
Ne
Chaha
To
Agle
Mahine
Mobile Ki B Birth Day Manaegy!

N, April 03,2009 04:30PM

wel come 2
www.love.com
enter pasword
********
procesing
sorry,!
ap ki pyar krny k umer guzr chuki hy,
plz try
www.toba-astaghfar.com

In, April 03,2009 01:18PM

Samandar mein "Gehrai" ki tarah.
Piyar mein "Judai" ki tarah.
Khuda kare aap ki Girlfriend aap ko rakhe.
Bilkul apne chotay bhai ky tara

In, April 03,2009 12:59PM

Jeet Chuke Hum
Her Jang,
Ab Ye Bazi Bhi
Humari Hy,
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Bohat Zaleel Ho
Chuka "FARAZ"
Ab
"you"
Ki Baari Hy!
~¤¤~

Aj, April 03,2009 11:27AM

Pakistan mein Itni Mehngai,
Bad-Amani,
Aur
Hungama-Arai k Bawajud
Agr Aap Pursakun & Peaceful Pakistan Dekhna Chahte hain to
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PTV Lagaien;)

In, April 02,2009 09:44PM

Load Shedding K Fawaaid:
Generator, UPS &Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Frahmi.
Mobile Charge Na Hone Se Balnce Ki bachat.
TV Na Dekhne Se Gunahon Me Kami
Sabr Krne Se Janat Me Jane K Zyada Imkanat,
Light aany pe shukar krne se Allah k shukrguzar bandon me shamuliat.
FROM: KESCAp ki DuAo ki talabgar

Z, April 02,2009 09:03PM

SARDARNI ka husband gum ho gaya.
Wo apni paronsan k sath report darj karwanay police station gai or apne husband ka huliya btaya.
Handsome
Lamba qad
Gora rang
Gaal pe dimple.
Parosan: jhoot q bol rahi ho?
Tumhara husband to kala,chote qad ka or mota ha.
SARDARNI: jo gaya so gaya,
jo aye wo to acha ho.

Z, April 02,2009 09:03PM

Us ki judai mein itna kamzor ho gaya hoon
Faraz
K ab to chilli milli bhi khaon to pait bhar jata hai :-p

Z, April 02,2009 09:02PM

Dabbay mein dabba
dabbay mein cake
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Memon na bun SMS bhej :-p

Z, April 02,2009 09:01PM

Woh mujhe ye keh kar roz darata tha
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Z, April 02,2009 08:56PM

Chaho to dil se bhula dena
Chahay yad mita dina
Bus wada karo itna
Jub b yad aye hamari to rona mut
ghar ki building se chaLang mar dayna

Z, April 02,2009 08:56PM

Jab aap Sms Nahin Karte
Itna Gussa Aata Hai
Dil To Chahta Hai
K CHAPPAL Utaar Kar...

JOOTE Pehan Lun
Aur Aapse Milne Aa Jauo

In, April 02,2009 08:02PM

Ap kaha rehte hein?
Kitne rooms hein?
Ghar me TV hai?
Kon se channels aate hein?
Table hai?
Chair bhi hogi?
Janwer paalte hein?
Billi hai?
Music sunte hain?
Phir Audio system b hoga
Nalka hai?
Pani ata hai?
Fridge hai?
Fan hai k AC?
Phone hai?
Dead to nhi?
Mobile hai?
Balance bhi hoga
To SMS karo na.;-)

N, April 02,2009 07:34PM

LAZY BOY: Papa 1 glas paani de do,
Papa: Khud uth k pi lo, Boy: Plz de do na.!
Papa: Ab manga to thapar maronga,
Boy: Thapr marne aao to paani lete ana.....

N, April 02,2009 07:12PM

Janab tuesday ko free hen?Koi progrm mat banana
ap ko sath le kar jana hai ok
Plz mana mat kerna or kisi ko batana mat
k
app ko POLIO ky drops pilany hain.

In, April 02,2009 07:07PM

1 Larki Train Se Utar K 1 Pathan Se Poochti Hy
Ye Konsa Station Hy?
Pathan Ne
Socha
Socha
Socha
Socha
Socha
Socha
Phir Bola
Baji Ye Railway Station Hy...

Az, April 02,2009 03:54PM

.-"""-.
( ' ; ' )_/
¿_¿__)BÖW BÖW!!
Tng kia to kat lega,be careful.

In, April 02,2009 01:05PM

App K Lye Ek Pyara Sa Gift..
Plz Kholo Magar Pyar se..
¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤
¤¤¤¤¤¤¤U
¤¤¤¤¤¤ U
¤¤¤¤¤s U
¤¤¤¤ss U
¤¤¤iss U
¤¤Miss U
¤ Miss U
I Miss You.

In, April 02,2009 12:56PM

/////\\\\\ /// E I D \\\ //MUBARAK\\
Ap Soch Rhe ho ge k Eid to nai hai lekin
Hmara SMS Jis Ko Mil Jata hai Samjho UsKi Eid ho hi jati hai

In, April 02,2009 10:06AM

1 Memon samandar Me d0ob gaya,
usne dua ki YA ALLAH mujhe nikal de me teri rah me 1 chawal ki Degh donga.
1 LEHAR ne isko bahar nikal diya, bahar aa kar bola:KON C DEGH?
Foran 1 Lehar Aai or isko wapas le gai
To bola:YA ALLAH mene to ye pocha tha
Chicken YA Beef ????

In, April 02,2009 07:17AM

REAL STORY
Bohot saal pehle ka zikar hy 2 DOST thy
Ek ka naam tha "JO"
dosray ka naam tha
"WO"
Ek din"JO"ko ek khofnak BHOOT nazar aya
"JO"bhoot ko dekh k darr gaya
"JO"ne"WO"ko pukara to"WO"ka intiqal hogaya.
Jab sy hi kaha jata hy,
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"JO darr gaya WO mar gaya

N, April 01,2009 12:32PM

3 Poltri Forms ki Inspection ho rahi thi.
Inspector: Tum Murghio ko kya detay ho.
1st owner: Baajra
Inspector: Wrong Food Arest him
Inspector: Tum kia de tay ho
2nd owner: Rice
Inspector: Tum B ghalat ho & arest him
Last wala ghabra k bola: Me to sab Murghio ko paise deta hu k marzi se jo chahy kha le.

N, April 01,2009 12:22PM

.-"""-.
( ' ; ' )_/
¿_¿__)BÖW BÖW!!
I SÉÑT tHiS CÜTÉ
LiL PÜPPy tÖ Ü tÖ
GiVÉ Ü CÖMpÄÑY..
ÄNd BiTÉ Ü iF Ü
ÉVÉR FÖRgÉT MÉ
ÜÑDÉR sTÄÑD : )

In, April 01,2009 10:54AM

,,,acha bahla
('.') dost tha,
'<)|(>'
_/''\_


Mai ne

<')|('>Gurdan
_/'"\_urah di sala,SMS nahi krta tha.

N, March 31,2009 08:35PM

If u have any problem,

Mujhe batao
I will help,

If u dont have any problem,

Tab bhi
Mujhe batao,

I will create problem,

Dost hotey kis liye hain :p

N, March 31,2009 08:31PM

Do Bacchon ki Maa
tesri dafa

shadi kar rahi thi



Nikah k waqt

chota baccha

rone laga



Maa boli:

"chup ho ja

warna agli dafa sath nahin laon gi"B-)

N, March 31,2009 08:30PM

Friendz In the Heart are the Worst Resident!
1: they Capture Heart.
(Qabza Group)

2: they Pay No Rent..
(Muft Khoray)

3: they Don't Vacate Easily..
(Dheet)

4: When they Leave the Place, it's Broken..
(Dehshat Gard)

U r also one of my heart Resident...;)

Az, March 31,2009 06:57PM

\(',' )/

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\(',' )/

\( ',')/


Btaen aisa kon krta hy?



Shahid afridi match jeetney k baad!:-):-)

In, March 31,2009 04:43PM

Yeh msg kal prhna,




kaha na kal prhna,




lgta hai bohat jaldi hai




o ho pichay hi par gye ho




acha yar prh lo
" I M i s s U ".

In, March 31,2009 07:16AM

Mobile pe Ek Virus aya hai.
Agr +92000420 se Call Aye to Attend Nahi Krna Warna
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Insan Ban jao ge, Lahore Me 2 Gadhe Insan ban gae He
SO B care-ful.

In, March 30,2009 08:06PM

.--,!"'"""""""""!
/ - ,! Yaadein !!
"-O-'"""'"""O'O"-"

Pura Truck Yaadon se Full kar ke Bhej Raha hun
phir Mat kehna k
Hum Yaad Nahi karte

Az, March 30,2009 07:04PM

~@~ Hum mohabat walay
ap husn walay

Hum dil walay
aap dolat walay

Hum SMS karne walay

OR

Ap Free me parh k muskurane waly.

In, March 30,2009 05:32PM

Mene tumhari tasver khanchi hai ye dekho
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chosni chosni

Z, March 29,2009 10:00PM

Ek Gadhe ne Pathan ko lat mari


Pathan uske piche bhaga
Use raste me ZEBRA mila


Pathan zebra ko lat marte hue bola


"Sale Night-Dress pahen k ullu bnata hai

Z, March 29,2009 09:58PM

Ek pathan ne Najomi se pocha:
"kya main aglay janam main Gadha ban sakta
hoon?

Najomi:
"Mushkil hay,
Ek hi Facility Bar Bar nahi milti"

Z, March 29,2009 09:58PM

Aik pathan k 4 bache thy.
Govt ne elaan kia k jis k 5 bache honge usay Rs.20000 mahana wazeefa dia jayega
Pathan ne bevi ko kaha k mera 1 Beta meri girl frend se b hai main wo b lekar aata hun 5 par pese milenge
jab wapis ghar aya to 2 he bache thy,
Pathan: Do aur kahan hai?
bv: Jiske thay wo legaya

Aj, March 29,2009 05:34PM

=*=Ba$ Itñä hè Kaha Tha K ßarsø Ka Piyasa Hoñ "FÅRÅZ"=*=


=*=Us nay PIPE moun main daal kar motar he chala daali...

Aj, March 29,2009 05:26PM

Maalik:
Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray ?
mere kanon mein gunguna rahe hain.

Nokar:
Sahab mene Machar Mar diye hain,
ye to unki Biwiyan hain Jo Bewa ho k Ro rahi hain

R, March 29,2009 02:31PM

Golden Words:

Mohabbat mein sub maslon ka hul Kiss hai.
Jo larki Kiss na karey wo bewafa hai.
Kiss boyfriend ka huq hai.
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Professor Imran Hashmi.

R, March 28,2009 05:00PM

Eik kanjoos Aadmi Mout k waqt: Mera Bara Beta kahan hai?
Beta:Dad main yahan hon..!
Dad:2numbr Beta kahan hai?
Son:Dad main bhi yahan hon...
Dad:aur sub se chouta kahan hai?
Son:Dad main B yahan hon..
Dad:Agar app Sabh yahan hain tu phr Dukan pay koon hai.......,!

Aj, March 28,2009 11:55AM

W1y w2y w1y w5y
W5x w1y w2y w1y
Nai samaj aya?
zara ulta kr k dekho...








HaHaHa...
abey popat! jab sidha samaj nai aya to ulta kese ayega. hahaha

In, March 28,2009 11:13AM

Mil gya

Oye hoe mil gya

O balay balay mil gya

Dhinchik dhinchik mil gya








Apne saray kaam chor k fazul sms parhne wala 1 dhakan or mil gaya.

In, March 28,2009 10:14AM

(o_o )


( o_o)


(o_o )


( o_o)


(o_o )


( o_o)


(o_o )


paglon ki tarah idhar udhar kya dekh rahy ho,

SMS hi to bheja hey koi bomb nahi bejha.

In, March 27,2009 08:50PM

world in
2020

Larki larkay ko dekh kar kahe gi.

0ye dekh yar kya papu bacha Ja raha ha.

2nd Girl: chal iss ka numbr lete hun...

Girls: 0ye chikne Tera numbr kya hai ray,

Larka sharmate howe kahe ga: aap K ghar mein BAAP, BHAI nhi hyn KYA..?

In, March 27,2009 10:01AM

How English school's teachers speak english:
1. don't dare talk in front of my back!
2. both of you three get out of the class!
3. Why are you so late..say yes or no?
4. Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5. I have 2 daughters. Both of them are girls!!
6. All of u stand in a straight circle!
7. Quiet! The Principal just passed away.
8. Everybody stand lengthwise.
9. Y r u looking at the monkey outside the window when i m here?

In, March 26,2009 08:20PM

Pathan Ne 30Rupee Ki Lottery Li.

1 Crore Ka Inaam Nikla

Tax Kat Kar 90Lakh Mile,

Pathan Bola,
Hum Ko Poora Pesa Chahye Werna Hamara 30 rupay wapas karo.

Aj, March 26,2009 06:38PM

SOCHO!
Mere Baghair ye duniya Kesi Hogi,
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KHALI KHALI HAI NA?

AREY Dost !
HuM CHEEZ HI AISI HAIN.

Z, March 25,2009 08:11PM

''Mafi nama''


Agar
Mere
Sms
Say
Aap
Preshan ya
Ghusa hon
To
Bila Jhijhak
Apne
Mobile
Ko
Khench
K
Diwar
Pe
Mar
Den
Na Rahega
Phone
Na Bajegi
Mesg tone. Ok?

Aj, March 25,2009 07:12PM

1 bus driver ki seat k piche likha tha,
:-)
Agar khuda ne chaha tu manzil tk pahuncha dunga,
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Agar meri jhuki nazar tu maa kasam khuda se he milwa dunGa :-P

In, March 25,2009 02:49PM

Call me yaar.Ek baat karni hai zaruri.
M waiting



















Malom tha begarat.
Tu sms ki jar mein ghus jaega per call nahi karega..!!!

Z, March 25,2009 01:54PM

~~.+""-., ,.-""+.,
~# ASSALAMU #
~* ALIKUM *
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ALLAH he ALLAH kia karo,
Dukh na kisi ko dia karo,
Itney sastey SMS hain,
Roz k 20,25 to kia karo.

In, March 25,2009 12:27PM

1 pathan Jungle se guzar raha tha

1 CHURAIL ne roka or kaha HOO HOO HA HA
mai CHURAIL hon
Pathan: Janta hon Sali Teri 1 BEHAN Mere ghar mai bhi hai .

In, March 25,2009 10:56AM

1 Aadmi ne 'HiRAN' ka shikar kya,
Ose pakaya or apne bachon ko oska nam nhi btaya lekin Hint dya or bola:

ye wo hy jo tmhari Maa muje pyar se kehti hy

aachanak ek baccha chillaya:

Oe mat khana "KUTTA" hy..;) p)

R, March 25,2009 10:27AM

1 molvi sahab ka Tota (parrot) daily 1 shakhs ko
"Oye takley" kaha kerta tha.
Us shakhs ne molvi se shikayat ki.
Molvi ne totay ko danta.
Agley din jub wo shakhs qareeb se guzra to
Tota ne kuch nhe bol ska.
Thora aagey ja k us shakhs ne peechey mur k dekha To

Tota sir per hath pher ker hanste huwe bola:

"SAMAJH TO GAYA HOGA.

N, March 24,2009 10:04PM

Incredible love test,
u'll kn0w ur future.
just type,

LOVEur nameur lover's name & send it to









ur father's number.

He'll tell ur FUTURE.

N, March 24,2009 10:02PM

CONGRATS! Your
phone has been
installed with a
new puzzle game.
To play,just throw
your phone against
the wall and
arrange the pieces
back. It's fun! Try
it!:-

N, March 24,2009 10:01PM

Mango, Orange, Apple & Banana which is sweet?

Guess...
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Ye sab sweet nahi fruit hain

Sweet





tou








aap hain.

N, March 24,2009 10:00PM

Larki apney B.F. se:
Mera Bacha!
Mera shoonu!
Mera Gugluu!
Tum Mujh Se Shadi Karo Gey?
Bolo Baby..?

B.F.:
Tum Mujhey Propose Karna Chah Rahi Ho Ya Adopt?;-)

N, March 24,2009 09:58PM

~.-""-.
( ';' )
(,,)(,,)
kiya Aap busy Hain ?




Nahe,




Nahi






~~.-""-.
(")( '; ' )(")
~~( . )
Tu Aao Cham Cham khelain...

In, March 24,2009 08:22PM

Chahy
gussa karo

chahy
sir pito

chahy
cell tor do

chahy
ghar ka saman bahir phaink
do

hum to isi time
GOOD MORNING
kahen gay.;-);-);-)

In, March 24,2009 03:42PM

Jo Jeete wo Sikandr,
Jo Haare wo Jail k Andar,
Jo SMS bheje usko Jadu ki Jappi,
Jo na bheje usko BANDAR ki Pappi...
(( @..@ ))

Z, March 24,2009 02:25PM

Aaj apne DIL k derwaze mere liye khøl 2,
jo kuch hai DIL mein bus bol 2,
Agr hamara sms acha nahi hai to aap
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Isi waqt apna mobile tor 2.

In, March 24,2009 12:18PM

"Surj ki phli kirn,Khushi d apko
2sri kirn
hnsi d apko
Tesri
tndursti d apko
4
kamyabi
Bs ab zida nhi,
phr grmi lge gi apko.
"~" "~"

In, March 24,2009 09:39AM

Aaj mere pas

Mobile Hy

Number Hy

Charger Hy

Battery hy

Balance hy

Tumhare pas kya hy?

Hy koi msg,

hy?
To bhejdo.
Agr nahi To mobile bech do.

In, March 24,2009 09:13AM

Mera pyar ho tum

Qarar ho tum


Iqrar ho tum


Etbar ho tum


Sansar ho tum


Bahar ho tum


Jis k baghair
Mera
Sar chakraata hai
Wo





Wo






Wo
NASWAAR ho TUM....

In, March 24,2009 08:53AM

o"'"o
( 'o' ) Hey
(,>o<,) DOSHT o"""o ( 'o' ) Nalaj ho? ((" ")) Katti ho? Ni na. To phil shmsh ku ni kalte ho? Chalo jaldi she shmsh kalo.

In, March 23,2009 09:20PM

MOBILE Ne Bäkhshi He Urdü Shäyäri Kö Umr-E-Däräz...









Wärnä BAYTA Kisi Kö Pätä Thä Kön He FARAZ..!

In, March 23,2009 11:36AM

Chaar dino ka EXAM O Rabba,

Lambi parhai, Lambi parhai,

Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na,
Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha,
Kitne zamane baad Oo Rabba,
Tution lagaya, Tution lagayaaa,
Soya raha mai classon me apni,
Teacher se roz roz pit ke me aaya,
Kitna pita hon sooj gaya hon,
chalna phirna bhol ga hon,
4 dino ka EXAM Oo Rabba,
lambi parhai lambi parhai..
Dis song iz dedicate to all students.

Aj, March 23,2009 08:40AM

Azad Pakistan k Nalyak Jawano

Agr aj Valentines ya Frndship Day hota to INBOX Full hota

Chalo

Jaldi se utho or sbko wish karo

HAPPY Pakistan day.:-)