Z, December 09,2008 11:11AM

"U" are ABCDEFGHIJKL
A=adorable
B=brilliant
C=cute
D=dashing
E=exciting
F=fantastic
G=great
H=humorous
I=intelligent
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J K L ?
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J=JOKE
K=KAISA
L=LAGA ..?

Z, December 08,2008 12:45PM

Pathan: Doctor ji apko taankay laganay attay hain ?
Doctor : Haan atay hain , kahan laganay hain ?
Pathan: Ye lo chappal pay laga do.

Z, December 08,2008 12:45PM

Hum tumhari hifazat kia karin ge Faraz..........!
Mera to apna bakra koi khool k lay gaya hai :-(

Aj, December 07,2008 07:06PM

Pathan in Karachi Went 2 Bank 4 opening An Account
He took 1 form and went 2 Islamabad
Do u know Y.?
Bcoz in the form He read..
"WRITE in CAPITAL"

Aj, December 07,2008 06:57PM

Next generation child will sing:
Twinkle twinkle little cigar, I just went to royal bar, Whisky rates are up so high, So drink beer with chicken fry....;-)

Aj, December 07,2008 06:49PM

Karachi k halat!
"Paint shirt" pheno tu pathan nahe choraengy,
"Shalwar Qamez" pheno tu MQM walay nahe choraengy.
"Chaddi Banyan pehno tu Taleban nahe chroaegy,
or "kch na pehno" to Awam nahe choregi.
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD

R, December 07,2008 05:42PM

KHAALI JAGAH Pay " U "
LAGAO
AUR
BUN JAO!
1. ST___PID
2. B___DDH___
3. BEWAQ___F
4. ___LL___!
Dekha!
Everything is incomplete without " U " :-))

Z, December 07,2008 09:23AM

Who let u up on da horse u ghost's kid?
Can't understand..!! ?
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Tenu ghori kinay charhaya bhootni k? :-D

Al, December 06,2008 04:16PM

=Singing KiSHOOR Pr Khtam=
=Bhai Girri SUNJAY DUT Pr Khtam=
=Style SALMAN KHAN Par Khtam=
=Or Khubsurti Yaqinan MUJHE Pe Khtam=
=Or BAQI SuB
Jal JaL Kar KHTaM=

Z, December 06,2008 08:54AM

Taxi driver to Memon passanger , Sir car k brakes fail hogaye hain! kya karon?
Memon Passenger, Ya Allah !
Aey bhai sab se pehle tu meter band kar

Z, December 06,2008 08:53AM

Saima
03002734***
Esha
03454675***
Faria
03323689***
Amber
03454675***
Dosto apni bhabion ka khayal rakhna
Mai Haaj par jaraha hon... ;-)

Aj, December 05,2008 06:11PM

Woman to a shopkeeper: "Joshaanda hai?"
Shopkeeper: Menu te bara Josh Aanda ay, Twanon Aanda hai?

L, December 05,2008 05:44PM

1 Admi ne andda fry kia to wo
jall gya,
Murgi ne dekh Lia...
Murgi ne admi ke mun par zor se thapar marte huwe kha
Tuje dene parein to tuje pata chale. :p

R, December 05,2008 02:52PM

1st pathan to 2nd: Eid ki Namaz parhne q nhi aya
2nd: Me araha tha k raste me hi log Namaz parhte dekhe wahi parh li Ajeeb Namaz thi 1 banda so raha tha us k piche sab parh rhe the or koi sajdah b nahi tha
1st: Kocha tum janaza parh k aa gaya he
2nd: Kiya baat karta he me to sab ko Mubarak bad b de aya.

Z, December 05,2008 02:28PM

Zaalim HaQuMat ki drindagi ka ek or jeeta jaagta saboot
,
,korangi me queta hotel k 3 masoom pathanoo se
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"naswaar" cheen li,,, teeno pathanoo ne tarap tarap kr jaan de di,

Z, December 05,2008 11:20AM

(,_,),,=.___.
\',,'/ " :. : :.)\
__!,!,!"""!,!,!" * *
JisKo Qurbani Me Hissa Lena Hai Wo Sirf 100 Rupay Ka Balance Bhej K Hissa Le Le.

N, December 05,2008 10:24AM

Morning voices
UK:Hi dear
USA:Good morning
CHINA:Mehow
JAPAN:Shanhow
ITALY:Manichi
INDIA:Namasty
FRANCE:Sanchay
PAKISTAN:Uth ja Nikamay 12 baj rahe hen.

Aj, December 05,2008 10:02AM

PATHAN ko ek chiragh mil jata hai.chirag rugar ne se jin nikl aya.Jin ne kaha k 3 khwahishen batao. PHATAN: Aik khosorat bht bara sa bangla banao. forun Bangla ban jata hai. dosra Us mai bht dolat mand log hon. Woh bhi ho jata hai. PHATAN ab hum ko ais mai CHOWKIDAR lagwa do bara maherbani ho gi tumare

L, December 05,2008 06:32AM

Teacher Pathan Se: Qatil kise kehte hain?
Pathan: Pata nahi !
Teacher: Agr tum apne baap ka Qatal kar do to tum kia kehlao gay ?
Pathan : "Yateem"