Aj, September 22,2008 08:01PM

You Are

88% Beautiful

94% Intelligent

56% Nice

67% Charming

38% Glamorous

77% Decent
Total=
88+94+56+67+ 38+77=
Uff ALLAH tusi te "420"
ho.

Aj, September 22,2008 10:09AM

Sher likha jata he
Parha jata he
Suna jata he
Kaha jata he

Lekin jb Sher samne ata he to
Pajama uper se dhila
Neche se gila OR
Peeche se pila ho jata he.HAHA

L, September 20,2008 08:49PM

Jo Ho Gaya
Wo Ho Gaya
Jo Hona Hoga
Wo Hoga
Or
Jo Nahi Hona Hai
Wo Nahi Hoga
Q K Jo
Hona Hai
Wo Tu
Hoga Hi Hoga
Ab Dekhna Hai
K Kia Hoga?
OR
Kia Nahi Hoga
Hönay Ko Tu Kuch Bhi Hoga
Yahi Sochna Hai K Kia Hoga?
Agar
Kuch Hoga
Tu Theek
Hoga OR
Nahi Hoga
Tu Bhi Theek
Hoga
OR
Theek Nahi Hoga
Tu Kuch
Kaisay Theek
Ho Ga..?
Ab AAP Batao K Aagay Kia Hoga..?
Kisi Or
Ko
AAP
Bhi
Bhejo
Acha
Time Pass Hoga
Nai ho ga tu wo pagal zaror ho ga.

Z, September 20,2008 07:18PM

athisa
aisa
athea
awaya
atoa
awisha
ayoua
aguda
adaya
aina
aaa
anewa
astylea






















can't understand?
plz erase 1st n last letter of each word.

Z, September 20,2008 07:15PM

pathan: Aaj mri juma ki nmaz nikl gai,
2nd ptn: wo kaise?
1st: imam sahb boley apny mob of krden,me to ghr pr chor kr gya ta jb of kr k aya to jmat nkl gai ti..

N, September 19,2008 11:10PM

Dis teddy beer Is ur gift,
he dances wen he sees some1 SMART!
()""()
( -.-)
(,) )
L.! L



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( -.-)
(,) )
L.! L

nahi nacha?
Meri bari mai tu nacha tha!;-)

N, September 19,2008 11:09PM

~('.') kidhar
/) ) / hain Aap?
/_ /_


~ ('.') pta hai aap
<) )> ko kitna
/_ /_ yaad kiya


~~~~~~('.')
>---( )----<
_/ /_ ITNASARA ......

N, September 19,2008 10:50PM

U know glass tutay to kia awaaz aati hai?


Crush?

No


Crish?

No


Thish?

No


Thirich?


Nahi yaar

Ammi ki awaaz ati hai
Tordo.... sab Tordo Kam-bakhton ek bhi na chorna tum log :D

Z, September 19,2008 20:06PM

Pyar ki rasmo ko ye zamana kia jane
dil ka dard dil torne wala kia jane
hoti hai kitni mehnat eik larki patane main
ye ghar pe betha uska ABBA kia jane

N, September 19,2008 02:00PM

"2 pyaz
3 lehsun
5 gm zira
3 kali mirch
2 spoon namak
1 cup water or
thora sa hara dhaniya,
pata ha hm kya bana rahe hain?

apko bevkuf or vo b masaledar.

R, September 18,2008 08:41PM

Pakistani to American:Tum choro k sath kaisa sulook krte ho?

American:Hum un k sath boht acha sulook rakhte hain,un k khanay peenay ki har cheez ka khayal rakhte hain

Pakistani: ye to kuch b nai,tum abi b humse peechay ho,hum log to un ko PRESIDENT tak bana dete hain!

Z, September 17,2008 06:30PM

Tu Laakh Bhula K Dhek mujhe

Hum mohabat phir B Nibhayen gay

''Tum Paani Pi Pi k Thak jao ge''

Hum Hichhkiyan Ban Ban kar Aayen Gay..

Z, September 17,2008 11:43AM

Son: mom,papa
Buhat sharif hen
.



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.

Mom: Wo kesey?
.


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Son: jub b ksi Larki ko dekhte hen

Foran 1 Aankh bandh ker lete hen ;-)

Z, September 17,2008 11:41AM

Sms rates:
1995=Rs.5
1996=Rs.4
2000=Rs.3
2002=Rs.2
2005=Rs.1
2006=Rs.0.5
2007=Rs.free

Aap sms kb karogay?
Jb sms karnay k paisay milengay kiya.

Z, September 17,2008 11:40AM

Dalda banaspati main hum nahi pakatay FARAZ!

Dalda banaspati main hum nahi pakatay FARAZ!

Q k,her cheez MEZAN main achi lagti hai :-)

Z, September 17,2008 11:40AM

Agar Raat Ko Koi Chahat Ki Had Karde


Aur Mohabbat Se Aap Ki Gardan Pe Kiss Karde

Aur Aap Ko Karwat Badalne Per Majboor Karde

To Ye Yaqeenan





Machar Hoga

Z, September 17,2008 11:38AM

DIRTIEST MSG OF ALL TIME:



Sardar in a plane feels vomiting & asked 4 a vomit bag



Air Hostess gave him

After few minutes when she came back everybody was vomiting except sardar



She was surprised & asked,sardar ji in sab ko kya hua?


Sardar:me ulti kiti, in logan nu buri lagi te mein wapas pi gya

Z, September 17,2008 11:37AM

Arz kia hai . . .


Lahore or Karachi me agar agaye taliban


Lahore or Karachi me agar agaye taliban



To kesi lagen gi burqay me
Meera
Or
Sherry Rehman...

Z, September 17,2008 11:37AM

Ek Pathan Airhostes Se: "Apki Shakal Mri Biwi Se Boht Milti He!"

Hostess Ne Zordar Thapar Us K Moun Pe Mara!

Pathan Foran Bola: "Aadat Bhi Boht Milti He!"

Z, September 17,2008 11:36AM

Arz kia ha

Soch samaj k na ki jisne shadi

Usne jeevan Bigaar lia




Or


soch Samjh K ki jisne Shaadi

Usne b koun sa teer mar lia..

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