Aj, November 15,2009 12:58PM

Ek pathan ka hath machine mai akr kat gya us k dost afsos krny k lye aye kehny lagy, shukar kro k tmhra seedha hath nhi kata wrna tm khana kis se khatey,hath kis se milate?
pathan: ye tm hamary dimag ki daad do,aya to hamara seedha hath hi tha hamne kheench kr forn ulta hath de dya"

R, November 14,2009 5:15PM

Woh apni B.V se ye keh kar door chala gaya FARAZ!
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Dosti door ki achi.,

Roti tandoor ki achi.,

Daal masoor ki achi.,

B.V Ghafoor ki achi...!

R, November 14,2009 5:14PM

*._.* Dil cheer k Dekho to bhi Dard Dhoond na pao ge... Ae Dost *._.*
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Kyun k Dard to Meri Taang me hai.

R, November 14,2009 5:08PM

Read slowly:

U r a que tea, Luv lee, Grey ate, On nest, At track thief, Cheer fool, Soup pub and u r my most Pray she us fry end!
House that ;-)

R, November 14,2009 4:35PM

*CHARSI KA KHUWAB*

Kash mile mujh ko aisi lugai

Jis k hon 2 chotay chotay bhai,

Ek bharay chars cigrete mein

Or dusra bolay pio Dulha Bhai :)

R, November 14,2009 4:31PM

:: Janty ho"

:: Raat me"

:: Sab Se Ziada"

:: Maza"

:: Kab aata hy"


:: Jab kisi sotey hoey ko jaga kar Pocha jaye K"















:: So rhy ho kia

R, November 14,2009 4:24PM

Teacher to Pathan:
batao pakistan ka jhanda sub se pehle kahan lehraya gaya?

Pathan boht dair sochnay k bad bola:

Hawa me....!!!

Aj, November 14,2009 3:56PM

Russian scientists dug 1000 mtr deep n found a coper wire.
They concluded:"1000 yrs back our ancestors wr using coper cable tchnology..
American scintists dug 2000 mtr deep and found optic fibre.
They concluded:"2000 yrs back our ancestors were using optic fibre technolgy"..
Pakistani scientist dug and f0und nothng .
they c0ncluded 0ur ancest0rz wr using wireless techn0l0gy.!
Proud to b Pakistani! :-)

Aj, November 14,2009 2:17PM

1 Sardar k ghar k bahar name plate pe likha tha

"Wife-MSC aur
Husband-FSC"

1 Aadmi ne poocha Sardar G aap ki biwi ne kis subject mein MSC ki hai?
Aur Aap k FSC mein kaun se subjects thay?

Sardar:
Subjectan da te menu pata nai, Name plate da matbal aey ..

"MSC-Mother of Seven Children.
FSC-Father of Seven Children."

In, November 13,2009 10:45PM

Raat ko 1Aadmi kabr par betha tha.


Musafir ne pucha: dar nahi lagta?


Aadmi: darne ki kya baat hai.?
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Andar garmi lag rahi thi To bahar aa gaya Hu.

In, November 13,2009 1:49PM

Aisa Dost Kahan pe milta hai,


Din Raat jo aapko yaad karta hai,


Aap ka Reply aye ya na aye,


Lekin...


Woh Roz SMS ki Barsaat karta hai.

R, November 12,2009 8:45PM

Wakeel:
Tallaaq Karwane K
Rs 50,000/-Lagein gey

Husband:
Pagal Ho Kya?

Molvi Ne 500/- me Shaadi Karwai Thi!
WAKeeL:
Dekh liya na Sasty Kaam ka Nateeja...