Ek pagal khat likh Raha tha.
Dr. Ne pocha kis ko likh Rahe ho?
Pagal: khudi ko.
Dr: kia likha hai?
Pagal: muje kya pata ,abi muje mila thoRi hai.
Friday, January 1, 2010
Aj, November 11,2009 10:22PM
1 Student Exam
k hall me betha copy pe apna panja bana raha tha
duty pe mojood teacher ne kaha paper me to hand ki daigram ka question nahi hai.
Student:me paper banane wale pe
lanat bhej raha hun. :D
k hall me betha copy pe apna panja bana raha tha
duty pe mojood teacher ne kaha paper me to hand ki daigram ka question nahi hai.
Student:me paper banane wale pe
lanat bhej raha hun. :D
In, November 11,2009 12:57PM
PATHAN Job k liye London jata hay
Officer:Tum Pakistan mei kiya Karobar karty
thy
Pathan:Selling
B.M.W
Officer: Cars?
Pathan:nhe BHUTTA MASALAY WALA.
Officer:Tum Pakistan mei kiya Karobar karty
thy
Pathan:Selling
B.M.W
Officer: Cars?
Pathan:nhe BHUTTA MASALAY WALA.
Aj, November 11,2009 10:39AM
Son: parosi ki larki ko english nhi ati.
Father: tujhe kese pata ?
Son: Mene kaha
"Give me sweet kiss"
to usne 2 thappar mar dea.
. .
jahiiiL ki bachi ;-)
Father: tujhe kese pata ?
Son: Mene kaha
"Give me sweet kiss"
to usne 2 thappar mar dea.
. .
jahiiiL ki bachi ;-)
In, November 10,2009 8:20PM
>Sbse Cool?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Smart?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Sweet?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Achay?
+Aap Ho
oh hello Zyda khush Mat ho Msg Mujhko Aaya Tha!
Apko to Sirf Parhaya hai.
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Smart?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Sweet?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Achay?
+Aap Ho
oh hello Zyda khush Mat ho Msg Mujhko Aaya Tha!
Apko to Sirf Parhaya hai.
In, November 10,2009 8:16PM
Excluusive shair for students oNly!
"Main pehlay hi bOht say ghamo mey hon mubtala,
Isliye Mujhe resuLt ki KOi na day itaLa....!! :P
"Main pehlay hi bOht say ghamo mey hon mubtala,
Isliye Mujhe resuLt ki KOi na day itaLa....!! :P
R, November 10,2009 8:05PM
Wo Kon Sa Kutta Hai Jo Insan Ka Khun Chusta Hai?
(Uska Nam "Z" Se Shuru Hota Hai)
.
.
.
Ans.
Zantier
South Africa Me Paya Jata Hai But
Apka jawab b thek hai;-)
(Uska Nam "Z" Se Shuru Hota Hai)
.
.
.
Ans.
Zantier
South Africa Me Paya Jata Hai But
Apka jawab b thek hai;-)
R, November 10,2009 7:05PM
Ek Pehalwan tha-
uski aik taang Neeli Ho Gai,
Hakeem ne kaha tang katni Pare gi, Zehar Phail gya Hai..
thore din Baad dosri b Neeli Ho gai..
Hakeem ne kaha k dosri b katni Pare gi, Zehar kafi Phail Gaya Hai
Plastic ki tangain Laga dein,
thore din Baad Plastic ki tangain b Neeli Ho gayin.
Hakeem ne kaha tumhari Bemari Samjh Aa Gae H tmhari dhoti ka Rang utarta H
Baqi Sab thek H...
uski aik taang Neeli Ho Gai,
Hakeem ne kaha tang katni Pare gi, Zehar Phail gya Hai..
thore din Baad dosri b Neeli Ho gai..
Hakeem ne kaha k dosri b katni Pare gi, Zehar kafi Phail Gaya Hai
Plastic ki tangain Laga dein,
thore din Baad Plastic ki tangain b Neeli Ho gayin.
Hakeem ne kaha tumhari Bemari Samjh Aa Gae H tmhari dhoti ka Rang utarta H
Baqi Sab thek H...
Aj, November 10,2009 4:32PM
Pagal khane me sb pagal dance kr rhe thy
1 pagal khamosh betha tha
Dr ne socha ye pagal thek hogya he
Dr: tm khamosh q bethy ho?
Pagl:bewquf me 'Dulhan' hun
1 pagal khamosh betha tha
Dr ne socha ye pagal thek hogya he
Dr: tm khamosh q bethy ho?
Pagl:bewquf me 'Dulhan' hun
In, November 10,2009 2:52PM
Phoolo me kushbo jistrha achi lgti he
Mjko B teri dosti achi lgti he
Dost ki dawat kro to DALDA me na pakana qk,
Hr Cheez MEZAN Me Achi Lgti Ha :-P
Mjko B teri dosti achi lgti he
Dost ki dawat kro to DALDA me na pakana qk,
Hr Cheez MEZAN Me Achi Lgti Ha :-P
Aj, November 10,2009 2:06PM
Machar ka bacha pehli dafa ura
Jab wo wapis aya to us ke bap ne pucha:
Urr ke kesa laga?
He replied:
Buhot maza aya
Mje dekh ke har koi taliyan baja raha tha
Jab wo wapis aya to us ke bap ne pucha:
Urr ke kesa laga?
He replied:
Buhot maza aya
Mje dekh ke har koi taliyan baja raha tha
Aj, November 10,2009 12:26AM
Iranian presidnt having car peugeot 504 model 1977.An old house in midl class comunity
Bank blns.0
He doesn't get govt salary.His only source of income is lecturership is univsty salary $250/month.
In our country MNA gets:120,000to2 lacs salary/mnth
Constitutionl alces 100,000 Office xpenses 140,000
Free journey throughout d pak,
Free guest hous,
Free 50,000 units elect/yr Free PTCL cals 170,000/yr.
Wil our Country develope?
Bank blns.0
He doesn't get govt salary.His only source of income is lecturership is univsty salary $250/month.
In our country MNA gets:120,000to2 lacs salary/mnth
Constitutionl alces 100,000 Office xpenses 140,000
Free journey throughout d pak,
Free guest hous,
Free 50,000 units elect/yr Free PTCL cals 170,000/yr.
Wil our Country develope?
R, November 09,2009 11:59AM
Mareez : doctor sahib ye dawa to kahin se nahi mil rahi
Pathan doctor: oo ho.. dawai likhna to hum bhol hi gaya ye to hamara signature hai:-
Pathan doctor: oo ho.. dawai likhna to hum bhol hi gaya ye to hamara signature hai:-
R, November 09,2009 11:49 AM
Alama IQBAL Of 2009
Lb-Pe-Ati Hy Dua Bn ke Tmana Meri
Zindgi LOVERS Ki Surat Ho Khudaya Meri
IMPRESS Mujh Se Her Ek Larki Ho Jaye
Meri Ek Nazar Pe Dil Apna Woh Day Jaye
Ho Meri JEANS Se Yunhi Meray Badan Ki Zeenat
Jis Tarha MAKEUP Se Hoti Hai Husn Ki Zeenat
Ho Mera Kam School colleges ki Girlz se frdship Karna
Her HASEEN Larki Ki Maa Ki Izat Karna
Mere ALLAH Perhai Se Bachana Mujh Ko
ISHQ Ki Jo Rah Ho Usi Rah Pe Chlana Mujko
Pakistan
zindabad
Lb-Pe-Ati Hy Dua Bn ke Tmana Meri
Zindgi LOVERS Ki Surat Ho Khudaya Meri
IMPRESS Mujh Se Her Ek Larki Ho Jaye
Meri Ek Nazar Pe Dil Apna Woh Day Jaye
Ho Meri JEANS Se Yunhi Meray Badan Ki Zeenat
Jis Tarha MAKEUP Se Hoti Hai Husn Ki Zeenat
Ho Mera Kam School colleges ki Girlz se frdship Karna
Her HASEEN Larki Ki Maa Ki Izat Karna
Mere ALLAH Perhai Se Bachana Mujh Ko
ISHQ Ki Jo Rah Ho Usi Rah Pe Chlana Mujko
Pakistan
zindabad
Aj, November 09,2009 12:54AM
*ÄRÄBIC ÑEWZ*
HaaZa American Beghairatun Azaabun Fi Insanun Fasaadun Khabeesun Mulkun, inki wajanun pakistananun.. Aata-Tunn,Bijli-Sunn Petrol-Ghum Dhum Dhum Dhamakatun aur Balance checkun 12 paison TAXUN Kameenun.
Don't Deletun Forun Forwardun!
HaaZa American Beghairatun Azaabun Fi Insanun Fasaadun Khabeesun Mulkun, inki wajanun pakistananun.. Aata-Tunn,Bijli-Sunn Petrol-Ghum Dhum Dhum Dhamakatun aur Balance checkun 12 paison TAXUN Kameenun.
Don't Deletun Forun Forwardun!
In, November 08,2009 3:08PM
Z(z\z.z/z)z
Z/ z" z) z"z? z----z;z"z;z
Z\z,,z/z"z( z, DON , z)z\z\z
Z/z/z\z\ z /z/z\z\z
sirf Z ko mitao.0r khud ko BANAO DON
Z/ z" z) z"z? z----z;z"z;z
Z\z,,z/z"z( z, DON , z)z\z\z
Z/z/z\z\ z /z/z\z\z
sirf Z ko mitao.0r khud ko BANAO DON
In, November 08,2009 2:56PM
%Andhe ke Haath Mein "TORCH..
%Behre k Haath Mein "RADIO..
%Goonge k Haath Mein "MIKE..
%Aur Kanjoos k Haath Mein 'MOBILE..
%KYA ZAMANA AGAYA'.!. . . . . . .
%Behre k Haath Mein "RADIO..
%Goonge k Haath Mein "MIKE..
%Aur Kanjoos k Haath Mein 'MOBILE..
%KYA ZAMANA AGAYA'.!. . . . . . .
Aj, November 08,2009 1:19PM
; Special
c("") Tea
""" For u
I mixed it With"LOVE" &
"HAPPINESS"
But There is No
"SUGAR"
.
.
.
Bcoz
.
.
.
.
Abey 80 rupay kilo hai..
Khud daal ly
c("") Tea
""" For u
I mixed it With"LOVE" &
"HAPPINESS"
But There is No
"SUGAR"
.
.
.
Bcoz
.
.
.
.
Abey 80 rupay kilo hai..
Khud daal ly
In, November 07,2009 10:54PM
'SMOKING
aik Lanat He
Jo Humare Nojwano ko Tabah kar Rahi He.
Aao Mil k is Lanat ko khatam karen.
-
-
-
1 Packet Tum khatam karo
1 Packet Hum khatam kran.
aik Lanat He
Jo Humare Nojwano ko Tabah kar Rahi He.
Aao Mil k is Lanat ko khatam karen.
-
-
-
1 Packet Tum khatam karo
1 Packet Hum khatam kran.
Aj, November 07,2009 12:13AM
Extreme of fashion?
-Dhoti with zip
Extreme of secrecy?
-Blank Visiting Card
Extreme of Stupidity?
-Looking through a keyhole of a glas door
Extreme of kanjusi?
-A MEMON after accident lying on d road giving miscalls to EDHI!
Extreme of lie?
-A habshi takng bath & singng
PANI MEN JALE MERA GORA BADAN.
-Dhoti with zip
Extreme of secrecy?
-Blank Visiting Card
Extreme of Stupidity?
-Looking through a keyhole of a glas door
Extreme of kanjusi?
-A MEMON after accident lying on d road giving miscalls to EDHI!
Extreme of lie?
-A habshi takng bath & singng
PANI MEN JALE MERA GORA BADAN.
In, November 06,2009 5:32PM
Mobile bana hua hy hr Larky ki Shaan,
Call kr k Larkiyon ko krta hy Pareshan,
MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehta hy Meri Jaan,
Teri awaz sun'ne ko tarasty hen Mere Kaan,
Girlfriend bana kr akarta hy Pehelwan,
Doston ko hr raaz bata kr krta hy Heran,
Kehta hy Larkiyon ko ullu banana hy boht Aasan,
Hosh kr Ay Larki..! Apne Apko Pehchan,
Mat Aa Inke chakkar me ye sab hen Shaitan,
Ab Kisi ki call aye to Usko bolna Bhai Jan
Call kr k Larkiyon ko krta hy Pareshan,
MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehta hy Meri Jaan,
Teri awaz sun'ne ko tarasty hen Mere Kaan,
Girlfriend bana kr akarta hy Pehelwan,
Doston ko hr raaz bata kr krta hy Heran,
Kehta hy Larkiyon ko ullu banana hy boht Aasan,
Hosh kr Ay Larki..! Apne Apko Pehchan,
Mat Aa Inke chakkar me ye sab hen Shaitan,
Ab Kisi ki call aye to Usko bolna Bhai Jan
Aj, November 06,2009 2:43PM
A Famous RUSSIAN QUOTE
"Never Trust a Crying WOMAN and a
Smiling MAN,
both are extremly Dangerous."
It is TRUE
See
Crying MEERA
&
Smiling AZ
"Never Trust a Crying WOMAN and a
Smiling MAN,
both are extremly Dangerous."
It is TRUE
See
Crying MEERA
&
Smiling AZ
Z, November 06,2009 2:32 M
Once a Chunti saw a piece of Gurr and a piece of imlee..
She went to eat them but On tha way She saw a Chunta :)
She left the Gurr and imlee
&
went with the
Chunta..
MORAL OF STORY:
GURR se meetha ishq ishq
IMLEE se khatta ishq ishq ;-)
She went to eat them but On tha way She saw a Chunta :)
She left the Gurr and imlee
&
went with the
Chunta..
MORAL OF STORY:
GURR se meetha ishq ishq
IMLEE se khatta ishq ishq ;-)
R, November 05,2009 10:44PM
Boy: If i Try To kiss u!
GirL: Main shor macha doon gi..
Boy: Lekin yahan To door door Tak koi nahi hy
GirL: I know But formaLity To puri karni ha na.
GirL: Main shor macha doon gi..
Boy: Lekin yahan To door door Tak koi nahi hy
GirL: I know But formaLity To puri karni ha na.
R, November 05,2009 8:55PM
, - .(. - .
". ."
" . _ . "
Saiß Khao !
Is se
Taaqat
Ayegi
Taaqat
Aai To Himmat
Paida Hogi
Himmat
Hoi to Jazßa
Paida Hoga
Jazßa
Hua To SMS
karo Ge..
£ekin Peh£e Tum
, - .(. - .
". ."
" . _ . "
Saiß Khao.
". ."
" . _ . "
Saiß Khao !
Is se
Taaqat
Ayegi
Taaqat
Aai To Himmat
Paida Hogi
Himmat
Hoi to Jazßa
Paida Hoga
Jazßa
Hua To SMS
karo Ge..
£ekin Peh£e Tum
, - .(. - .
". ."
" . _ . "
Saiß Khao.
R, November 05,2009 8:52PM
Zindgi K Lye Dil Ki Zrurat Hy
Dil K Lye Khushyou Ki Zrurat Hy
Khushyou K Lye DOST Ki Zrurat Hy
Or Achay DOST K Lye
Al-Humdulillah
Sb Ko Meri Zrurat hy.
Dil K Lye Khushyou Ki Zrurat Hy
Khushyou K Lye DOST Ki Zrurat Hy
Or Achay DOST K Lye
Al-Humdulillah
Sb Ko Meri Zrurat hy.
In, November 05,2009 1:52PM
Neend jab b muje agosh me leti hai,
apka chehra nigaho me bas jata hai,
ek dum se meri ankh khul jati hai,
aur dil se yehi awaz ati hai
.
.
Ami
BHOOOOT.
apka chehra nigaho me bas jata hai,
ek dum se meri ankh khul jati hai,
aur dil se yehi awaz ati hai
.
.
Ami
BHOOOOT.
Aj, November 05,2009 12:07PM
Teacher:
Bachon,
sabaq parh0 Sadaqat ka, Amanat ka, Shujaat ka,
.
.
Pathan:
Lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parheyn.....:-x:-D
Bachon,
sabaq parh0 Sadaqat ka, Amanat ka, Shujaat ka,
.
.
Pathan:
Lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parheyn.....:-x:-D
Aj, November 05,2009 12:10AM
Alkaloids (Heavily Derivatized Amino Acid),
Atropine,
Cocaine,
Morphine,
Tetrodotoxin,
Vincristine,
Vinblastine,
Tetrahydrocann,
Steroids,
Glycosides,
Resveratrol,
Phenazines,
Pyocyanin,
Ye msg 3 baar Parh kar 4 logon ko send karen.
InshaAllah Dimagh ki Lassi ban jayegi,:-)
Atropine,
Cocaine,
Morphine,
Tetrodotoxin,
Vincristine,
Vinblastine,
Tetrahydrocann,
Steroids,
Glycosides,
Resveratrol,
Phenazines,
Pyocyanin,
Ye msg 3 baar Parh kar 4 logon ko send karen.
InshaAllah Dimagh ki Lassi ban jayegi,:-)
R, November 04,2009 8:23PM
Haqiqat samjo ya afsaana
apna samjo ya begana
Hamara apka rishta hy purana
is lye farz tha aapko batana
k BAKRA EID aa rahi hy,
ab shuru krdo ghaas khana.
apna samjo ya begana
Hamara apka rishta hy purana
is lye farz tha aapko batana
k BAKRA EID aa rahi hy,
ab shuru krdo ghaas khana.
R, November 04,2009 8:09PM
Stadium me 1 lrki ne face pr flag bnaya hua tha......
1 lrka pas aya or zoor se kiss kr k bola
ommm......ahhh!
My sweet Pakistan i love pakistan.
1 lrka pas aya or zoor se kiss kr k bola
ommm......ahhh!
My sweet Pakistan i love pakistan.
R, November 04,2009 7:02PM
Aik Admi ny Hotel k Room mein Computer dekha tu socha k B.V ko mail kar don.
Us ny mail likh k Galat Address py Send kar di.
Jis Aurat ko mail mili wo Apny Shohar ko Dafna k ayi thi.
Mail Parhte hi Aurat Be-Hosh ho Gae.
Mail mein likha tha: Begum,Main Kheriyat se Pohach Geya hon.
Yahan Net ki Sahulat Mojood hai.
Kal hi Tumhy bhi Bulwa lunga
INSHA-ALLAH
Us ny mail likh k Galat Address py Send kar di.
Jis Aurat ko mail mili wo Apny Shohar ko Dafna k ayi thi.
Mail Parhte hi Aurat Be-Hosh ho Gae.
Mail mein likha tha: Begum,Main Kheriyat se Pohach Geya hon.
Yahan Net ki Sahulat Mojood hai.
Kal hi Tumhy bhi Bulwa lunga
INSHA-ALLAH
Aj, November 04,2009 2:30PM
2 Pathan cricket Match dekh rahe thy.
Afridi ne six mara.
Pehla Pathan:
Wah kiya goal kiya hai!
Dusra: Bewaquf goal is me nahi, crickt me hota hai... :D
Afridi ne six mara.
Pehla Pathan:
Wah kiya goal kiya hai!
Dusra: Bewaquf goal is me nahi, crickt me hota hai... :D
R, November 04,2009 1:25PM
POLICE
15
PTCL
17
EDHI
115
LOVE
143
FROAD
420
MURDER
302
MUSLIM
786
Telenor
0345
Jazz
0300
Zong
0313
James Bond
007
&
LOVE Help line..
reply me
15
PTCL
17
EDHI
115
LOVE
143
FROAD
420
MURDER
302
MUSLIM
786
Telenor
0345
Jazz
0300
Zong
0313
James Bond
007
&
LOVE Help line..
reply me
R, November 04,2009 1:23PM
Best Sms.
"A Mother Makes Her Son "Gentle" In 20 years,
But...!
A Girl Can Make Him "Mental" In 20 Second."
"Geo Larkio"...!;-)
"A Mother Makes Her Son "Gentle" In 20 years,
But...!
A Girl Can Make Him "Mental" In 20 Second."
"Geo Larkio"...!;-)
R, November 04,2009 1:20PM
Difference b/w a Friend & a best friend
FRIEND: dont worry everything will b alright
BEST FRIEND:
Ghalti ki hy ab bhugat. Hr jaga zaleel hi karwata hy.
FRIEND: You are looking dashing
BEST FRIEND:
Kabhi dhang k kapre b pehen lia kr. Hamesha pappu hi bana rehta hai;-)
FRIEND: Ur dress is cool.
BEST FRIEND: Kis se le k pehna hai?:-D
FRIEND: Its alright i'll pay.
BEST FRIEND: Tera wallet to ghar reh gya hoga? Tu ne mera wallet jo dekh lia hai..
FRIEND: dont worry everything will b alright
BEST FRIEND:
Ghalti ki hy ab bhugat. Hr jaga zaleel hi karwata hy.
FRIEND: You are looking dashing
BEST FRIEND:
Kabhi dhang k kapre b pehen lia kr. Hamesha pappu hi bana rehta hai;-)
FRIEND: Ur dress is cool.
BEST FRIEND: Kis se le k pehna hai?:-D
FRIEND: Its alright i'll pay.
BEST FRIEND: Tera wallet to ghar reh gya hoga? Tu ne mera wallet jo dekh lia hai..
Z, November 04,2009 12:34AM
Bohat dino sey mein bhoola hua tha dosto ko Faraz...
Aaj film Kameenay dekhi tu sab yaad aa gaye!
Aaj film Kameenay dekhi tu sab yaad aa gaye!
, November 04,2009 12:30AM
Mere pass balance nai hai.
Plz... 30 ka l0ad kar do. Please !!
ary yaar kbi to msg adhura parha kro:-
Plz... 30 ka l0ad kar do. Please !!
ary yaar kbi to msg adhura parha kro:-
R, November 03,2009 11:17PM
Musibat me ho to kabhi ye na socho k kon sa dost kaam aye ga!
balkay
ye socho k..
Kon sa dost Kaminapan dikhaye ga..
balkay
ye socho k..
Kon sa dost Kaminapan dikhaye ga..
R, November 03,2009 11:16PM
"Inzamam" can not understand English
Once a comentator asked,
"Inzi! Your wife had a child last week. Is it true?"
Inzamam:
"First of all thank 2 ALLAH and all credit goes to boys, they really worked hard..
Specially AFRIDI is doing well.
I think this is a team effort"
Once a comentator asked,
"Inzi! Your wife had a child last week. Is it true?"
Inzamam:
"First of all thank 2 ALLAH and all credit goes to boys, they really worked hard..
Specially AFRIDI is doing well.
I think this is a team effort"
Aj, November 03,2009 11:12PM
A man calls "FM radio" n says:
"I hv found a wallet vid a hell lot of cash, a credit card &
ID Card of that person, it belongs to Mr. Jamshed Khan with the address House on 3,Gulshan e iqbal,Block-2 Karachi."
Rj:"So U want to gv him back his wallet?"
Man:" No! I want to dedicate him a SAD song" :-D
"I hv found a wallet vid a hell lot of cash, a credit card &
ID Card of that person, it belongs to Mr. Jamshed Khan with the address House on 3,Gulshan e iqbal,Block-2 Karachi."
Rj:"So U want to gv him back his wallet?"
Man:" No! I want to dedicate him a SAD song" :-D
R, November 03,2009 8:44PM
Sardar biwi k office gya to dekha biwi boss ki goud men bethi thi
.
.
Sardar:chal Roopa aisi jaga kaam nahi krna jahan staff k lie kursi b na ho.
.
.
Sardar:chal Roopa aisi jaga kaam nahi krna jahan staff k lie kursi b na ho.
R, November 03,2009 8:36PM
Sardar:
Is sheeshay ki kia gurntee hai?
Dukandar:
Ap isko 100 manzil se niche girao.
Ye sheesha
99 manzil tak nahi totega.
Sardar: Wah oye!
kar de pack
Is sheeshay ki kia gurntee hai?
Dukandar:
Ap isko 100 manzil se niche girao.
Ye sheesha
99 manzil tak nahi totega.
Sardar: Wah oye!
kar de pack
R, November 03,2009 8:21PM
EdisOn use 2 Stdy in Small Lamp
Graham Bel use 2 Stdy in Candle
Shakespare use 2 Stdy in Street Lite
Muje ye smjh nhi ata
Kmbkht Din May Chars peete they kia?
Graham Bel use 2 Stdy in Candle
Shakespare use 2 Stdy in Street Lite
Muje ye smjh nhi ata
Kmbkht Din May Chars peete they kia?
R, November 03,2009 8:10PM
FILM:
"AAO BARBAD KAREIN PAKISTAN"
DIRECTED BY:
Asif Ali Zardari
HERO:
Yousaf Raza Gilani
HEROINE:
Fahmida Mirza
VILLAN:
Nawaz & Shahbaz
SCRIPTED IN:
Dubai
SHOOTED IN:
Islamabad
MUSIC BY:
MQM
ACTION BY:
Al-Qaida
SUSPENSE BY:
Chief Justice
Help role:
Asfandyar Wali
FRIENDLY APPEARANCE:
America
"AAO BARBAD KAREIN PAKISTAN"
DIRECTED BY:
Asif Ali Zardari
HERO:
Yousaf Raza Gilani
HEROINE:
Fahmida Mirza
VILLAN:
Nawaz & Shahbaz
SCRIPTED IN:
Dubai
SHOOTED IN:
Islamabad
MUSIC BY:
MQM
ACTION BY:
Al-Qaida
SUSPENSE BY:
Chief Justice
Help role:
Asfandyar Wali
FRIENDLY APPEARANCE:
America
Aj, November 03,2009 7:31PM
Park main rabbit ha,
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*wah wah
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*park main rabbit ha,
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ap ko tang krna mere habbit ha .;-)
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ap ko tang krna mere habbit ha .;-)
In, November 03,2009 6:27PM
APPLICATION
To,
The Friend
Owner of my
heart & life.
Yar,
I beg to say that i love u & i cant liv without u. So,kindly give me some place in your heart. I shall b very thankful to u.
yours
obediently,
Name : Mohabat
Roll # : pyar
Class : love
Date : forever
Expire : never.)
To,
The Friend
Owner of my
heart & life.
Yar,
I beg to say that i love u & i cant liv without u. So,kindly give me some place in your heart. I shall b very thankful to u.
yours
obediently,
Name : Mohabat
Roll # : pyar
Class : love
Date : forever
Expire : never.)
In, November 03,2009 4:08AM
Kya
jab
dekho
mobile
men
lage
rahte
ho
kabhi
msg
parh
rahe
ho
to
kabhi
call
karte
ho
Yeh
jo
msg
he
na
ye
bhi
mujhe
kisi
ne
bheja
he
ab
ye
msg
itna
bara
he
k
tum
parh
parh
k
thak
jao
ge
magar
ye
massage
khatam
nahin
hoga
ab
tum
soch
rahe
hoge
k
ye
kab
bakwas
khatam
ho
or
men
bhi
kisi
ko
bhejon
or
@hej
k
tang
karon
ye
msg
itni
aasani
se
tumhari
jan
chornai
wala
nahin
he
is
k
badle
aap
ko
muskurana
ho
ga
us
k
liye
jis
ne
aap
ko
ye
message
kiya
hai
ha ha ha..
jab
dekho
mobile
men
lage
rahte
ho
kabhi
msg
parh
rahe
ho
to
kabhi
call
karte
ho
Yeh
jo
msg
he
na
ye
bhi
mujhe
kisi
ne
bheja
he
ab
ye
msg
itna
bara
he
k
tum
parh
parh
k
thak
jao
ge
magar
ye
massage
khatam
nahin
hoga
ab
tum
soch
rahe
hoge
k
ye
kab
bakwas
khatam
ho
or
men
bhi
kisi
ko
bhejon
or
@hej
k
tang
karon
ye
msg
itni
aasani
se
tumhari
jan
chornai
wala
nahin
he
is
k
badle
aap
ko
muskurana
ho
ga
us
k
liye
jis
ne
aap
ko
ye
message
kiya
hai
ha ha ha..
No, November 03,2009 3:41AM
Student:
Sir! Monkey aur donkey main kya farak hai?
TEACHER:
Agar message parhney wala hans parey to M0NKEY,
Agar na hansey to DONKEY.
Sir! Monkey aur donkey main kya farak hai?
TEACHER:
Agar message parhney wala hans parey to M0NKEY,
Agar na hansey to DONKEY.
Aj, October 31,2009 11:52PM
2 pathan ek acident me mr gye
Frishta aya.
dono se pocha kon ho?
boly Muslman
1 se pocha nam kia hy
bola
ikhlas khan
fristy ny kha sura ikhlas sunao
usny jaldi sy suna di or bach gya
Frishty ny 2nd sy nam pocha
wo preshan ho kr bola
nam to yasin hy mgr PYAR sy sb KOSAR KOSAR kehty hen. :) :D
Frishta aya.
dono se pocha kon ho?
boly Muslman
1 se pocha nam kia hy
bola
ikhlas khan
fristy ny kha sura ikhlas sunao
usny jaldi sy suna di or bach gya
Frishty ny 2nd sy nam pocha
wo preshan ho kr bola
nam to yasin hy mgr PYAR sy sb KOSAR KOSAR kehty hen. :) :D
Aj, October 31,2009 11:40PM
"ANMOL DUA"
Ya Rab Merey Soye Hue DOST Ko Jaga De.
Bistar Hai Uska Narm To Patthar Ka Bana De.
Macharon Ki "Duty"
Us k Uppar Laga De.
Jis Ki Hawa Se Wo Madhosh Hai,
Pankha wo Jala De.
Or Kuch Nhi To Bas Usey Ek Saza De.
Khwaab Main Usey
Shesha he dekha day..
Ya Rab Merey Soye Hue DOST Ko Jaga De.
Bistar Hai Uska Narm To Patthar Ka Bana De.
Macharon Ki "Duty"
Us k Uppar Laga De.
Jis Ki Hawa Se Wo Madhosh Hai,
Pankha wo Jala De.
Or Kuch Nhi To Bas Usey Ek Saza De.
Khwaab Main Usey
Shesha he dekha day..
No, October 31,2009 10:27PM
Ek Baat Bolun
Naraz Mat Hona
Bol Doon
Me Tm sey
Pyar
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Sy keh Raha Hon
SMs kr Do.
Warna acha nahi hoga(ANY ABOUT)...
Naraz Mat Hona
Bol Doon
Me Tm sey
Pyar
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Sy keh Raha Hon
SMs kr Do.
Warna acha nahi hoga(ANY ABOUT)...
In, October 31,2009 07:44AM
1 Sahab ki Lottery me Paris Tour ka Prize nikal aya!
Us ne Office se foran Wife ko fone kiya or Khushi se bola:
Darling! Mere sath Paris chalogi?
Wife Khushi se boli:
Haan Bilkul! Paris to 1 Muddat se Mere Khwabon me basa hai...Main Ap k sath Zarur chalun gi!
Ap Kon Sahab bol rahe hain?
Us ne Office se foran Wife ko fone kiya or Khushi se bola:
Darling! Mere sath Paris chalogi?
Wife Khushi se boli:
Haan Bilkul! Paris to 1 Muddat se Mere Khwabon me basa hai...Main Ap k sath Zarur chalun gi!
Ap Kon Sahab bol rahe hain?
In, October 31,2009 07:40AM
Däm Mèrä Nìkäl Rähä Thä Phìr Bhì Jäänè Kì Usè Jäldì Thì.
FaraZ
Zäälìm Nè Kähä Abhì Jänè Dø Phir Wäpäs Bhì Anä Hè Tèrè Jänääzè Mäin..
FaraZ
Zäälìm Nè Kähä Abhì Jänè Dø Phir Wäpäs Bhì Anä Hè Tèrè Jänääzè Mäin..
No, October 30,2009 11:03PM
Bivi:Mein Marr jaongi...
Shohar : Mein bhi
Marr jaon ga!
Bivi : Mein to Bimaar hoon tum kyon maro gaey ?
Shohar : Mein itni Khushi Bardasht nahi kar sakta!(ANY ABOUT)...
Shohar : Mein bhi
Marr jaon ga!
Bivi : Mein to Bimaar hoon tum kyon maro gaey ?
Shohar : Mein itni Khushi Bardasht nahi kar sakta!(ANY ABOUT)...
In, October 30,2009 07:46PMv
TUM
Jantay ho muj kya pasand hai. . . .?
Gulaab
ki
Mehak
Raat
Ki
Chandni
Sham
Ki
Udasi
December
Ki
Ratain
OR
OR
OR
is MSG ka pehla Lafz
Jantay ho muj kya pasand hai. . . .?
Gulaab
ki
Mehak
Raat
Ki
Chandni
Sham
Ki
Udasi
December
Ki
Ratain
OR
OR
OR
is MSG ka pehla Lafz
In, October 30,2009 05:49PM
EYES: 2 look at U
HANDS: 2 pray 4 U
MIND: 2 cåre 4 U
HEART: 2 love u
&
LEGS: 2 kick u if u forget me
HANDS: 2 pray 4 U
MIND: 2 cåre 4 U
HEART: 2 love u
&
LEGS: 2 kick u if u forget me
R, October 30,2009 05:29PM
Shadi Me Khana Khula
Srdar Ko Plate Nhi Mili
Srdar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya
Srdar Dagh To Chla JaeGa Ye Wqt Phr Nhi AeGa.
Srdar Ko Plate Nhi Mili
Srdar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya
Srdar Dagh To Chla JaeGa Ye Wqt Phr Nhi AeGa.
R, October 29,2009 11:39PM
800 kamro ka mehal ho
motiyo se saja ho drbar
Income ho arbon me
Or 200 mercedes car
Sb ml skta hy sapno me
Islye jagna ha bekar
Soja mere yaar!
GoodNight
motiyo se saja ho drbar
Income ho arbon me
Or 200 mercedes car
Sb ml skta hy sapno me
Islye jagna ha bekar
Soja mere yaar!
GoodNight
Aj, October 29,2009 11:20 PM
Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye
Jab Koi Mushkil Par Jaye
To
To
To
,, ???
(".)
<))>
JL
To Main Kya Karun?
HARKATEN Q KRTE HO AISI..
Jab Koi Mushkil Par Jaye
To
To
To
,, ???
(".)
<))>
JL
To Main Kya Karun?
HARKATEN Q KRTE HO AISI..
Aj, October 29, 2009 03:55PM
1 Pyårì C SùrÄT
1 Masööm Så Chérå
Thòrì ShåråråT
Thòrì MòHÄbbäT
Thòrì MåSTì
Thòrå Màzå
JìsKI Pyårì hr ek Adå
U$kÄ SMS prhnè
Kå
*SHUKRIYÄ*
1 Masööm Så Chérå
Thòrì ShåråråT
Thòrì MòHÄbbäT
Thòrì MåSTì
Thòrå Màzå
JìsKI Pyårì hr ek Adå
U$kÄ SMS prhnè
Kå
*SHUKRIYÄ*
Aj, October 29,2009 02:08PM
Aap k Number ko kya howa hai?
Mene abhi call ki to
operator Bole
"welcome 2 jungle aap ka matlooba bandar darakht se ulta latka hua hai plz try later...;-);->;-p
Mene abhi call ki to
operator Bole
"welcome 2 jungle aap ka matlooba bandar darakht se ulta latka hua hai plz try later...;-);->;-p
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