L, October 29,2008 08:29AM

1 jagha bomb blast k bad 1 admi chilla raha tha:
"O God! Mera hath urh gaya"
pathan:"hoasla karo
mat ro,
daikho us aadmi ka sar urh gaya hai,
wo B to chup hai"

R, October 28,2008 08:31PM

Son:Abu mai kese peda hua? Dad:Hmne dua ki ap agye
Son:Bhai?
Dad:dua se
Son:Chachu? Dad:Wo b dua se
Son:Hmare khandan me Shadi wadi ka riwaj nhi hai kya.

Aj, October 28,2008 07:47PM

1Pathan dosre Pathan se:
Agar Tu Ye Bata De K Meri Tokri Me Kya He?
To Saare Andey Tere
Or Agar Tu Ye Bata De k Kitne Hen?
To 8 K 8 Tere
Or Agar Tu Ye Bhi Bata De K Kis Janwar K Hen?
To Woh Murghi Bhi Teri.
Dosra Pathan Yaara hum ko Koi ishara To Dey :-

In, October 28,2008 06:48PM

Larki k gal pr gulab marne pr response
Englsh grl: U r too naughty sweet heart!
Urdu grl: Nai kro na Jan!
Memon grl - Insan jo bacho bn kutay jo bacho na ban :)

In, October 28,2008 06:37PM

Agr 1 min mein tmhara koi b msg nai aya
to..
To
tO
To
to
aaj se apni dosti khatam
Or
Kal se phr shuru..
!!!!!!!!

R, October 28,2008 05:37PM

Aj Me tumse dil ki bat kehte hon mind na krna.
ME
Tum
Se
Bhut zyada
P
PY..
Pya..
PYARI HUN ;-)
Jis se marzi puch lo
¤

R, October 28,2008 03:25PM

Ek shrabi bus main sawar hua to seat pr bethay molvi ne kaha
Tum jahanum k rasty pe ja rahy ho
Sharabi chillaya
Roko roko main ghalat bus main baith gaya,

In, October 28,2008 02:51PM

The Law Sayz,
"If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!"
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination"..! ;-) :-D

R, October 28,2008 01:20PM

pathan cycle pe jaraha tha k ek larki ko cycle maardi!
Larki: ghanti nai maar sktey thy kya?
PATHAN: puri cycle to maardi ab ghanti alag nikal k maron kya?

Z, October 28,2008 10:19AM

Koi muntazir hai us k SmS ka shiddat se FARAZ.
Wo janta ha mgr kameena bna rehta hai....

Z, October 28,2008 10:19AM

Why r Doctor's prescriptions impossible 2 read?
Bcoz they all have an exclusive msg only 4 the chemist:
Maine patient ko loot liya
AB TERI BARI.

Z, October 28,2008 10:18AM

light chale gai tou phatan ne kaha phanka tou chala do.
Us ki biwi ne kaha kar di na phatanon wali bat phanka chala diya tou mom-bati nai bhuj jae gi..

Z, October 28,2008 10:18AM

Aj kal logon k kandho pe baithe farishtay sakht pareshan hain
Kyu k?
Koi b amal likhte waqt wo ek doosre se puchte hain:
Nawan time likhan k purana?