Aj, December 13,2008 04:11PM

2 gadhy apas mn bat kr rhe they
1gadaha. Yar mara malik muje bht marta ha
2nd gadha. To bhag kwn nhe jata.
1st gadha. Yahan future bright ha.
Malik ki beti bht khubsurat ha
jb wo shararat krti ha to
malik kehta ha tairi shadi gadhy se krwa dounga
bus is umeed pr ruka hua hun.

Z, December 13,2008 11:25AM

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Agr janna hy k ye kia likha hy to mble shishe ki taraf rakkar parho.Try this its intrstng.

In, December 13,2008 09:07AM

Agar 2008 may ab tak mujhse koi ghalti hui ho Ya koi bat apko buri lagi ho,
To
To
To
Ye mera last sms he
jo kar sakte ho kar lo,may 2009 may bhi baz nahi aonga "kesa lgaa.

In, December 13,2008 07:22AM

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<))> Xcuse Me
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Kisi ko fikar hai meri...
Ehsas hai mera...
Bs mai he SMS krun?
Mujhy sms kon kryga? Han?
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Reply me.

L, December 12,2008 10:25AM

3 sardar aftr exam.
1st: yar mjhe kch nhi ata tha paper khali chor aya hon
2nd: Mai b!
3rd: Sht yar
Teacher smjhe gi hmne cheating ki hai.....

R, December 11,2008 06:03PM

Ek faqeer bachi se
ALLAH k naam par de beta
bachi: mai beta nahin beti hun.
faqeer: ALLAH k naam par de beti.
bachi: mera naam nusrat hai
faqeer: ALLAH k nam par de nusrat
bachi: mera poora naam Nusrat parveen hai.
faqeer: ALLAH k nam par de nusrat parveen
bachi: Ye hui na baat
ab maaf karo baba

Aj, December 11,2008 02:38PM

Next generation child will sing:
Twinkle twinkle
little cigar,
I just went to
royal bar,
Whisky rates
are up so high,
So drink beer
with chicken fry....;-)