Aj, November 12,2008 07:17PM

Dad:putar tu paper vich 80% no. lene ne.
Putar:dont worry main 100% lavan ga.
Dad:kanjra mazak karda ay mere naal
Putar:pehle mazak kis ne shuro kita ha

In, November 12,2008 05:39PM

7 thngs studnts do durng study leAves:
1. Sleeping
2. Eating
3. SMS
4. Watch MOVIES
5. Chat wid frnds
6. Dream of touching books
&
7. Askin othrs: KCH PARHA?;-)

In, November 12,2008 05:18PM

When u luv a American girl she says! love me more
When u luv a German girl she says! love me hard
When u love a Pakistani girl she says! KISI NOO DASI NAaa...

Z, November 12,2008 10:43AM

Maine kaha
"Dil Ruba"
Usne kaha
"Balance Bhijwa"
Maine kaha
"Paise Nahi"
Usne kaha
"Kaise Nahi"
Maine kaha
"Mehngai Hai"
Usne kaha
"Ja Aj Se Tu Mera Bhai Hai".

N, November 11,2008 08:51PM

Teri Maa ki
Teri Behen ki
Tere Baab ki
Tere Bhai ki
Tere purey khandan ki
JAAN hy tu
Pagal !!
Apna khayal rakha kar ;-)

N, November 11,2008 08:28PM

Lrka: tumhri ankhen ktni haseen hyn.
Lrki: choro na.
Lrka: tumhre baal ktne ache hyn.
Lrki: choro na, tum bhi..
Lrka: itni der se chor hi to rha hn

Z, November 11,2008 06:19PM

Larka achanak larki ko dakh kar kehta hai.
Lafz tere geet mere ghazal koi sunaon kya? Wah wah
larki: hath mere gaal tarey kan k nechay bajaun kya?

Z, November 11,2008 07:23AM

A confusion has confused my mind which is already confused with some confusion. I don't know why this confusion has confused my confused mind. If my confusion has confused your mind, then try to get a solution for my confusion to rectify my confused mind. If my confused message didn't confuse you, then be happy thinking that a confused message didn't confuse you which really confused me.Any confusion in this message? Contact me without any confusion..

Z, November 11,2008 07:23AM

Maray SMS milay?
Nahin milay?
Oh! to yeh lo ----

"SMS SMS SMS
SMS SMS SMS "

Chotay SMS b lo,
kya yaad karo gay ---

- "sms sms sms
sms sms sms"

Remix chahyain? ----

"SmS sMs SmS
sMs SmS sMs"

Chalo stylish
walay b lay he lo ----
"$M$ $m$ $M$
$m$ $M$ $m$

In, November 11,2008 05:44PM

1st pathan:YaAr mUjhAy sAfaR Me neEnd nAHI AaTI.
2nd pathan:Koi baAT Nahi tUm Rabi-uL-AwAL Me sO Jaya kaRo.

Z, November 11,2008 11:35AM

Urdu
Pashto
Chinese
Hindi
ki bemisal kamiyabi k bad ab..
Faraz in english.
This is this and What is what Faraz...
If this is what then what is this Faraz?

Z, November 11,2008 07:23AM

Student: Brain is an outstanding thing.
Teacher: Why?
Student: It works 24 hours a day and 7 days a week and it only stops when we enter the examination hall!

In, November 10,2008 07:15PM

Shadi karo wahan jahan Susar ho maal dar
Saas rehti ho beemar
Saalay hon bekar
Biwi jaisi bhi ho
lekin
Saliyan hon 3 ,4 ;)

N, November 10,2008 10:38AM

Z¡NDAG¡ KHALI KHALI TH¡,
MEREY PA$ KOI ACHA DO$T NHI THA,
Lekin Phr AaP aye MR¡ Z¡NDAG¡ Me,
MUJE AhSAa$ HOWA,
.
.
"Akeli hee theek thi":-:-P

In, November 09,2008 07:58PM

What is a Mobile?
?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
R u looking 4 answer?
.
Ye hath me kiya chapal Pakri hy?

In, November 09,2008 02:43PM

sMs Walon Se
Hua Is Qadar
Naraaz,
Ye Duniya Hi
Chor Kar ChaL
Diya Faraaz,
Boht Ho Gaya Ab Faraaz Faraaz Faraaz,
Nikaalo Zardari
Pe Ab Apne Dil Ki
Bharaas!

In, November 08,2008 03:22PM

I
miss
u
i
miss
u
I
MISS
U
i
mis
u
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
100
1000
10000
100000
1000000
10000000
100000000
1000000000
10000000000
1000000000000
NO LIMIT 4 MISSING U

Aj, November 06,2008 07:11PM

A teacher teaching algebra
'if x=y & y=z so it means x=z any e.g?
Student:Sir,if i love u & u love ur daughter,
it means ilove ur daughter':-)

Z, November 06,2008 01:50PM

Piyar kabhi Na karna Pardesi §y
Rote-Rote Naina Thak Jahyn Ge
Piyar karna Hamesha Parosi §e
Roz khirki §y Darshan To Ho Jahyn Ge:-)

Z, November 05,2008 04:57PM

Thapar marne pr naraz wife se shohar bola admi use marta ha jisse pyar krta he. Wife ne husbnd ko 2 thapr mare or boli ap kya samjte h0 k me apse pyar nhi krti.

L, November 05,2008 03:05PM

Yun to hai hum me boht "DeenDari",
Magar jahan dekhi koi "bachi pyari",
bus Waheen pe "Aankh day Mari",
Phans gayi to hamari,
Warna phir se wohi "DeenDari"

Z, November 04,2008 02:29PM

Hamara Mutaliba


hamara mutaliba



"har talib-e-ilm ko



aik aik taliba"

Z, November 04,2008 02:30PM

Confidence of Malika Sharawat:
Darzi k pas gai or ek romal nikal kr boli kapray si do.
Confidence of Darzi:
Baji kapra bache tu kia krna ha?

In, November 04,2008 12:51PM

مھنگائ
مسکرانے کا بل بھی آے گا
چھچھانے کا بل بھی آئے گا
روز اسکی گلی میں جاتے ھو
آنے جانے کا بل بھی آئے گا
جب تصور میں تم نھاو گے
تب نھانے کا بل بھی آئے گا
لوڈ شيڈ نگ ھے لاکھ اے زوجة
بلبلانے کا بل بھی آئے گا
کيوں غريبی ميں
تلملانے کا بل بھی آئے گا
. .

L, November 04,2008 09:03AM

Wife 2 husband. tum bahir jate ho to hamesha dar laga rehta hy.
Husband. dontworry main jaldi ajaon ga. wife; Tumhari issi baat ka to dar laga rehta hy. :-)

Z, November 03,2008 05:15PM

Hamari life us waqt complete hoti hai jab
ap hon or mein hoon or
hamaray
choty choty
sweet sweet
cute cute
nanny munny
shrarti


sms hon!

L, November 03,2008 10:08AM

Pathan dukhi tha kisi nay phocha Q tension may ho?
Pathan: Yaar 1 dost ko plastic surgery k liye 3 lakh diye thay
Ab manhuss ko pehchan nai pa raha ho.

In, November 02,2008 04:05PM

*Alan-E-Aam*
Apni Zakat,
Khairat,
Sadqat,
0r
Qurbani ki khalein "KESC"
Ko de jiye,
Is se ap ko
Akhrat main Sawab
0r
Dunia main Bijli mil jay gi..!!

Z, November 02,2008 01:43PM

Faraz in (FATA) Waziristan.
Dagha Repeater zama fire da pakhtoon Faraz.
Dagha Dushman dagha ((DuZzz, DuZzz))) wala wai wai !
Wala wai Wai!

R, November 02,2008 07:53AM

DIL Badal Na Dena
SIM Ki Tarha
MOHOBAT Low Na Karna
BETERY Ki Tarah
PYAR Kam Na Karna
BALANCE Ki Tarah
Hamesha MERI zarurat MEHSUS krna CHARGER Ki Tarha(,").

R, November 02,2008 07:49AM

Mareez Dr se: Heart transplant k bad mje dance aur paisa acha lagne laga hy,Kia me jawan ho gaya hu?
Dr: Nahi tumhe jo dil lagaya hai wo khusray ka tha.:-)

R, November 01,2008 07:18PM

Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef me,
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
kafi hain ya or likhon.? ;->

Aj, November 01,2008 07:16PM

Mureedni: peer G mujhy ilhaam sikhayein
Peer: zra qareeb ao
Mureedni: peer ji mujhay kiss to nahin karain gay?
Peer: vekhia tenu ilhaam hona shuro ho gya naa.

In, November 01,2008 05:12PM

Ek he saff main
Khade hogaye
Mehmood or Ayyaz...
.
.
.
.
.
Aur Dono k joote lekar
Bhaag gaya FARAZ...!.

R, November 01,2008 03:31PM

.-""-.
( ' ; ' )_/
¿_¿ _ )
Main ek
Puppy bhej rahe hon,
Jo log mujhe
SMS NAHI KARTE..
Ye unk MOBILE pe SUSU ker deta hai .

In, October 31,2008 06:38PM

Yaron ki yari pe shak nahi krte,
Jab DON msg bhejta he to bak-bak nahi krte,
Preshan krte ho jab DON busy hota he,
Ab jab DON free haì to sms nahi krte!!;-)

In, October 31,2008 06:27PM

Bachat K 2 Aasan Tareke!
1)Koi SMS Pe SMS Kre Use Koi Rply Mat Kro Yani Paise Bachao
2)Koi Ek SMS Kare Use 2 Send Kro
Ab Is Me Kya Bacha?
Izzat Bachi;-)

Z, October 31,2008 12:26PM

Arguing with the teacher is just like
wrestling with a cow in the mud...
After sometime you realize that
you're getting dirty & the cow is enjoying it..

Z, October 31,2008 12:24PM

Miyan Biwi ko Milwa dena boht sawab ka kaam hy
Aap Is mubarak mahiny me dil se Dua kren k
ALLAH Tala
jald az jald Aasfz… ko bebi se mila dy.

Z, October 31,2008 12:24PM

"Socha tha pilot" banengy"
"fARAZ"
"Chars ka sutta lagaya khud hi jaahaz ban gaye..."

Az, October 29,2008 09:35PM

Doori se pehle
bhi ek doori
hoti hai,
Pyar main her
khwahish kab
poori hoti hai,
Aap milte toh
sunatay haale
Dil apna,
Sms main toh her baat adhori hoti ha!.

R, October 29,2008 03:25PM

Aaj SMS Ki MARDAM SHUMARI Hai
Ager Aap MALE Hai To 6 SmS Karein
Ager FEMALE Hai To 3 SmS Karein
Aur Ager Khud Per SHAK Hai To SmS Na Karein...
SHUKRIYA

N, October 29,2008 12:34PM

1 memon subha so k utha to
dekha k uski biwi mar gayi ha.
Wo foran kitchen ma gaya or apni beti ko galey laga kar rotay howe bola,aik cup chaye kam banana.

L, October 29,2008 08:29AM

1 jagha bomb blast k bad 1 admi chilla raha tha:
"O God! Mera hath urh gaya"
pathan:"hoasla karo
mat ro,
daikho us aadmi ka sar urh gaya hai,
wo B to chup hai"

R, October 28,2008 08:31PM

Son:Abu mai kese peda hua? Dad:Hmne dua ki ap agye
Son:Bhai?
Dad:dua se
Son:Chachu? Dad:Wo b dua se
Son:Hmare khandan me Shadi wadi ka riwaj nhi hai kya.

Aj, October 28,2008 07:47PM

1Pathan dosre Pathan se:
Agar Tu Ye Bata De K Meri Tokri Me Kya He?
To Saare Andey Tere
Or Agar Tu Ye Bata De k Kitne Hen?
To 8 K 8 Tere
Or Agar Tu Ye Bhi Bata De K Kis Janwar K Hen?
To Woh Murghi Bhi Teri.
Dosra Pathan Yaara hum ko Koi ishara To Dey :-

In, October 28,2008 06:48PM

Larki k gal pr gulab marne pr response
Englsh grl: U r too naughty sweet heart!
Urdu grl: Nai kro na Jan!
Memon grl - Insan jo bacho bn kutay jo bacho na ban :)

In, October 28,2008 06:37PM

Agr 1 min mein tmhara koi b msg nai aya
to..
To
tO
To
to
aaj se apni dosti khatam
Or
Kal se phr shuru..
!!!!!!!!

R, October 28,2008 05:37PM

Aj Me tumse dil ki bat kehte hon mind na krna.
ME
Tum
Se
Bhut zyada
P
PY..
Pya..
PYARI HUN ;-)
Jis se marzi puch lo
¤

R, October 28,2008 03:25PM

Ek shrabi bus main sawar hua to seat pr bethay molvi ne kaha
Tum jahanum k rasty pe ja rahy ho
Sharabi chillaya
Roko roko main ghalat bus main baith gaya,

In, October 28,2008 02:51PM

The Law Sayz,
"If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!"
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination"..! ;-) :-D

R, October 28,2008 01:20PM

pathan cycle pe jaraha tha k ek larki ko cycle maardi!
Larki: ghanti nai maar sktey thy kya?
PATHAN: puri cycle to maardi ab ghanti alag nikal k maron kya?

Z, October 28,2008 10:19AM

Koi muntazir hai us k SmS ka shiddat se FARAZ.
Wo janta ha mgr kameena bna rehta hai....

Z, October 28,2008 10:19AM

Why r Doctor's prescriptions impossible 2 read?
Bcoz they all have an exclusive msg only 4 the chemist:
Maine patient ko loot liya
AB TERI BARI.

Z, October 28,2008 10:18AM

light chale gai tou phatan ne kaha phanka tou chala do.
Us ki biwi ne kaha kar di na phatanon wali bat phanka chala diya tou mom-bati nai bhuj jae gi..

Z, October 28,2008 10:18AM

Aj kal logon k kandho pe baithe farishtay sakht pareshan hain
Kyu k?
Koi b amal likhte waqt wo ek doosre se puchte hain:
Nawan time likhan k purana?

Aj, October 28,2008 08:50AM

Teri dosti Ne Kese Din Dikhaye Hain
Hm Teri Gali Me REHRI Lga Kr Aye Hain
Is Bahane Hi Milne Chale Aao Hum Se
K Yeh AALO Kese kilo Lagaye Hain

R, October 27,2008 05:22PM

Pathan in Karachi Went 2 Bank 4 opening An Account
He took 1 form and went 2 Islamabad
Do u know Y.?
Bcoz in the form He read..
"WRITE in CAPITAL"

R, October 27,2008 01:42PM

Load Shedding k fawaaid:
*Generator,UPS & Candle walo ko Rozgar ki farahmi*
*Bijli ka bill kam aiga*
*Mobile Charge na hone se Balance & Time Saving*

*TV na dakhnay say gunaho ma kami*
*Sabr karney ki waja se jannat mein jaaney ke ziyada imkanaat*
(A Public Service msg brought to U by K.E.S.C)

Z, October 27,2008 12:12PM

Yad-e-Khuda dilon men jagata he Wapda
Khalq-e-Khuda ko din rat jagata he Wapda
Band kar k bijle sulgti dopahar men
Dozakh ki aag duniya men dikhata he Wapda.

Z, October 27,2008 06:53AM

,.+""%--%""+.,
# AssaLam #
*.ALaikum.*
~~ "*..,,.*
Allah hi Allah kiya kro
Dukh na kisi ko dia kro
30 pesy ka sms he
Kbhi kbhi to kya kro.

Z, October 26,2008 09:23PM

Methi methi yadon ko palko me saja lena.
Sath guzre lamho ko dil me basa lena.
Mai bathroom me betha hun Faraz,
Light ajae to motor yad se chala dena.

Z, October 26,2008 08:25PM

Faqeer to Memon:
Allah k naam pe kuch de do baba.
Memon:
Cycle pe betho ek round de deta hoon ;-)

Z, October 26,2008 08:23PM

Pakistni Boy: Mere 4 Bhai & 6 Bahen Hain.Tere Kitne Hain?
American Boy: Mere Bhai Bahen Nahi, Par Meri Pehli Mummy Se 4 PaPa Aur Pehle PaPa Se 5 Mummy Hain!

Z, October 26,2008 08:01PM

Bri
mushkil
se
hm
rat
ko
asman
se
ap
k
lye
'CHAND Or TARAY' tor k la rha thay k...
wapsi pe...
Shopper pht gya.....:-)
Sorry

Z, October 26,2008 07:59PM

Qaid-e-Azam ne frmaya
Na meri phuppi
Na mera taya
Pakistan mene ro ro
ke banaya
Mgr in logon ne muje jaha dfnay us jaga ko logon ne DATE Point banaya!

In, October 26,2008 07:57PM

Khaaksaar k dil-e-mohtareeq-o-dimagh-e-muntasher
main ye khadsha-o-andesha mohtashi-o-moqaid hai,
keh kaheen biradar-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab
banda-e-ranjeeda-o-sanjeeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi,
kay arsa-e-daraz se biradar-e-faatir-ul-aqal ne
band-e-haqir-o-faqir ko koi sms nahi kia hai...!

Z, October 26,2008 07:37PM

PARVEEN ShAKIR arz krti hain
Hath mai thi PARVEEN k mangni ki Ring
Hath mai thi PARVEEN k mangni ki Ring
"SINGH IS KING"
"SINGH IS KING"
"SINGH IS KING"

R, October 26,2008 05:45PM

.-""-.
( ';' )
(,,)(,,)
kia ap busy hain
nahe,
Nahi
---
---
~~.-""-.
(")( '; ' )(")
~~~(,,,,)
aao chham chham khelain?

R, October 26,2008 05:43PM

Plz pass ths sms
2 all ur frnds..
A person with blood group O+ve
contact # is
ADECCBEEBD-
urgently needs 2 bottles of
PEPSI
with
1 large Pizza:-P:..

Z, October 25,2008 09:18PM

Ek Pakistani Shehri Ne 24 Ghantay Tak Pani Main Sans Rok kr Rehne Ka Record Qaim Kiya Hai
Jinhen kal
Baad Namaz Zuhar Mewa Shah Qbrastan me Dfnaya Jaey Ga.

R, October 25,2008 04:22PM

Thalaaam!
Ye ait aita sms hai jo athay bhlay lntan to totla tel deta ha
Ap lath toshish talo pil b aitey hi palo day,
tesa lada totla ban te
Hanso mat padal!

Z, October 25,2008 11:40AM

Pagal hain woh log jo pyar mai lariyon ko miss karte hain..
Miss karna hai to macharo ko miss karo,
jo jan hatheli par rakh k ap ko kiss karte hain..;-)

Z, October 25,2008 11:39AM

Ek Student Dosre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai.
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Aa Jaa Thori Parhai Kartay Hain.. ;-)

Z, October 25,2008 11:39AM

Sardar:
Oye mery shampoo k sat wala free gift dy.
Shopkepr:
Sardar G shampoo k saat koi gift nahi milta.
Sardar:
Bkwas na kar shampoo py likha hy
Dandruff free.

Z, October 25,2008 11:38AM

Ye 1 sacha wakia hy.ignore mat krna
GULSHAN me 1 lrke or lrki ne ghr se bhag k shadi ki.kuch dino bad dono me larai hogai.1 din lrka,lrki ko mar rha tha.lrki ne bachne k lie churi uthai to wo lrke k lag gai or wo mar gya.lrki ghabra k apne ghr ja k so gai.usne khwab me dekha 1 baba keh rhe he.beta tere kpron pe to khoon k nishan hy tmhe to police pakr legi.lrki boli.baba ab me kya kron to baba ne kaha.
"SURF EXCEL LAGAO DAAG MITAO"

In, October 25,2008 09:21AM

Macher ne 1 Admi ko din me kata
Admi ne kaha
tum to raat me kaat te hona?
Macher bola
Zard.. ka dor hai
Ghar k halaat kharab hein overtime ker raha ho

Aj, October 25,2008 06:24AM

Shohar: ye tum mujh ko bharay bazar main "A.G" kyoun kehti ho?
Biwi: ab bharay bazar main "Abay Gadhay" kahoun gi to kya acha lagay ga! :-P

Z, October 24,2008 09:15PM

If u sleep with ur girlfriend on 14th Feb. (Valentine's Day) She will give u good news on 8th March (Mother's Day) & u will have a child on 14th Nov. (Children's Day).See the medical aspects between these dates.But DON'T try dis on every girlfriend otherwise u will have bad news on 1st Dec. (AIDS Day)!

Z, October 24,2008 09:15PM

Sardar ik baraf ka tukra utha kar Usy ghaur se dekh raha tha ...
Admi - Kya dekh rahe ho ... ??
Sardar - Dekh raha hoon ye leak kahan se ho raha hy ;->

Z, October 24,2008 09:07PM

@äSMS
BHEJO
WARNA
"r--._,---------.
"_, .c-.------"""
/ i--"
C__J
YEH DEKHA HAI?
PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEIN?...

Z, October 24,2008 09:07PM

Husband: rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,1 churail kabhi mere agey kabhi pichy or kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
wife: kon si movie thi?
Husband: apni shadi ki.

Z, October 24,2008 09:07PM

Husband: rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,1 churail kabhi mere agey kabhi pichy or kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
wife: kon si movie thi?
Husband: apni shadi ki.

In, October 24,2008 03:26PM

ST__PID
B__DH__
D__FFER
BEWAQ__F
__LL__
Dekha!!
Everything is incomplete without 'U'..

R, October 24,2008 12:49PM

Dost Pathan se:APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan:Haa
Dost: kis k 7 or kaisy?
Pathan: BV k 7 Hum ne 3 bar Talaq dia
Jab wo preshan hua to hum bola:
APRIL FOOL
APRIL FOOL

R, October 24,2008 11:30AM

Kid: "aunti, mummi nay cheeni mangi hai.
Aunti cheeni detay hoay"achha aur kya kaha mummi nay."
Kid: "agar wo kameeni na day, to Pinky aunti say lay aana."

In, October 24,2008 11:13AM

SalE
SalE
SalE
(,_,),,=.____
\',,'/ " :. : :.)\
__!,!,!"""!,!,!" * *
jisnE sms qurbani main hissa lena hai wo sirf 100 ka balancE bheJ kaR hissA lelE.

Z, October 24,2008 09:17AM

, ,
~( )">
Aik tha chooha..
.
.
.
.
.
.
B-)
or nahi hay bs 1 he tha.....

Aj, October 24,2008 08:51AM

Jhoota peenay say muhabbat barhti hay faraz...
Yeh keh k wo Zalim meri sari pepsi p gaya.;-)

R, October 23,2008 07:44PM

1 larka or 1 larki sea view per samandar k kinare bethe chips kha rahe thay.
Dono 1 dosre ki ankhon me dekh rahe thay.
Larki ne pyar se pocha
K
Tum kuch feel kar rahe ho.
Larka bola haan.
Larki boli kya?
Larka bola yehi k tum mujhse ziyada chips kha rahi ho ;-)

R, October 23,2008 06:48PM

Doc:Tabyat kc he ab
Mariz: pehle se ziada khrab he
Doc: dawai khali thi kya
Mriz:Nai dawa ki shishi to bhari hui thi
Doc:I mean dawai le li thi
Mriz:Ji ap ne di thi to mene le li thi
Doc:Bewaquf dawai pi li thi
Mriz:Nai ji dawai to laal thi
Doc:Abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha
Mriz:Nai sahb piliya to muje tha
Doc:Saale dawa ko mun se lga k pet me dala tha
Mriz:Nai
Doc:Q
Mriz:Ap ne hi to kaha tha k shishi ko dhakan lga k rakhna; Me thik to ho jaunga na sahb?

Z, October 23,2008 09:56AM

C. view ka nazara na hota!
Hill park ka sahara na hota!
Allah Wali Chowrangi pe ishara na hota!
Tariq road ka sharara na hota!
P.A.F Musiem agar piyara na hota!
Har roz mausam karara na hota!
Fashion ne agar larkio ko bigara na hota!
to "karachi" ka koi larka awara na hota!