In, November 21,2008 06:12PM

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Me apse nalaj hun
Meleko na ap yad ni kalte,
ol phone bi nahi kalte,
ol ash-msh bi nahi klte
Meli apse katti katti katti.

In, November 21,2008 06:10PM

Boy in Love with a girl,
sees her in park & decides 2 say it all
Kareeb ja kr bola
CHANDA
She gave him Rs.20
& asked:
Konsi Masjid k liye mang rahe ho?

Z, November 21,2008 10:29AM

Huzor adaab Arz Hai!
aj ka mosam Kafi Sard Hai!
Par Kisi Ko Sms krne me kya harj hai!
Apko Sms bejna mera Farz hai!
Q k ap ka no hamare mobile me darj ha
Ye sms krte krte hamari ungliyo me dard hai!
Itna jan lo hamara ye sms ap par karz hai!
Is Sms ko kitne sms kr k chukana hai!
Ye sochna apka farz hai!

Z, November 21,2008 10:27AM

Nice people r like wind
U can only feel their presence n sincerity
Dont look here n there to find them
Just look at the name of sender;')

Az, November 20,2008 07:12AM

I LOVE YOU.
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K Speling theek hain k nahi.sirf ye conform krna tha.log pta nahi kia smj lety hain.

In, November 19,2008 07:04PM

Sardar:Aao dorr lagatey hen,kon jeet'ta ha
Pathan:Mjhe rasta nhi malum
Sardar:mjhe rasta pata hai tm mere piche piche bhagna
Pathan:Oe theek hai yaara

In, November 19,2008 07:03PM

kiamat k din Farishton ne kaha sab apne apne gunah aek kagaz per likhen jab sab likh chuke to ap ki awaaz aye ''EXTRA SHEET PLZ@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

In, November 18,2008 02:00PM

MANGE THI DUA HUMNY RUB SE.
DENA HUME DOST JO ALAG HO SAB SE.
USNEY MILA DIYA HUME APSE AUR KAHA.
SAMBHALO INHE YE ANMOL HAIN SAB SE..

Z, November 18,2008 01:50PM

USA ne choron k pakarne k liye ek machine banayi.
Us ki shurwat USA se ki gai,
USA Mein us machine ne 30 mints mein 20 chore pakery,
England me 30 mints mein 100 chor pakary or
Tanzania mein 30 mints mein 600 chor pakray lakin
Pakistan me wo machine 15 mints main chori ho gai.

Z, November 18,2008 01:50PM

How to catch a tiger?
-NEWTONS METHOD:
Let the tiger to catch u & then catch the tiger.
-EINSTEINS METHOD:
Chase the tiger until it gets tired, then catch it.
-PAKISTANI POLICE METHOD:
Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts that its a tiger.

L, November 18,2008 08:24AM

Pathan Cycle Ka
Break hath mein
Lekar nach
Raha Tha
Sardar: yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Pathan: oye!
Yara dikhta nahi kya?
BREAK DANCE!

Z, November 17,2008 04:12PM

Suhany Mosam me tumhara sath ho,
Garm Bister me Kambal Orhay tum pas ho
Mery Hont tumhe Choney Ko tarsain
Kash aisa kabi ehsas ho
I LOVE U
GREEN TEA:-)

N, November 17,2008 09:53AM

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Chandi Ki
Dewar Na Tori.!!
Pyar Bhara
DiL Tor
Dya.!!
1 Rupay Ki Khatir
Tumny SMS Krna
Chor Dya.!!!

Aj, November 16,2008 08:11PM

Ek Aadmi ne Samose wale se kaha:
O Bhai tumhare Samoson me se ek Aurat ka Baal nikla hai!
Samose Wala:
Abay to kya 3 Rupay k Samose me se Puri Aurat Nikley gi.

R, November 16,2008 06:03PM

Doctar to Pathan: App ke gurday fail ho gaye hain..
Pathan: What the hell...! Meray gurday to kabhi school gaye hi nahi.! Wo fail kaisai ho saktay hain... ;-)

L, November 15,2008 12:39PM

1 parents apne bete k lye esa robot lae jo jho0t b0lne pr thapar marta tha
Son: Abu aj me bemar hu scho0l nai jaon ga.Chatakh!
Baap: tmne jho0t bola,mei jb tmhare jitna tha to kbi jho0t nai bolta tha
Chatakh!
Mom:kia hoa?
Baap: ye chintu jho0t bolta hy
Mom: zahir hy ap he ka beta hy..... Chatakh!

Z, November 15,2008 09:20AM

KiNG oF MuSiC
NusrAt FAthe AL¡ KhAN
KiNG oF BoLLyWood
ShArukh KhAN
KiNG oF CriCkET
Javaid Miandad
&
ThE King oF sMs
"ME"
THanK U THANK U.

N, November 14,2008 03:23PM

6 truths of life:
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now, because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6.There's still a stupid smile on your face.

L, November 14,2008 02:01PM

HuM paani Q peety hain?
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socho socho
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Or socho!
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nahi aaya smajh?
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i TeLL U
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Q K HuM pani ko kha nahi
Sakty.:-D

Z, November 13,2008 09:02PM

Intelligent way of proposing to a Girl: Make her sit in a boat,
take the boat out into the middle of the sea
and say, "LOVE ME or LEAVE MY BOAT NOW!";-)