Z, December 09,2008 11:11AM

"U" are ABCDEFGHIJKL
A=adorable
B=brilliant
C=cute
D=dashing
E=exciting
F=fantastic
G=great
H=humorous
I=intelligent
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J K L ?
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J=JOKE
K=KAISA
L=LAGA ..?

Z, December 08,2008 12:45PM

Pathan: Doctor ji apko taankay laganay attay hain ?
Doctor : Haan atay hain , kahan laganay hain ?
Pathan: Ye lo chappal pay laga do.

Z, December 08,2008 12:45PM

Hum tumhari hifazat kia karin ge Faraz..........!
Mera to apna bakra koi khool k lay gaya hai :-(

Aj, December 07,2008 07:06PM

Pathan in Karachi Went 2 Bank 4 opening An Account
He took 1 form and went 2 Islamabad
Do u know Y.?
Bcoz in the form He read..
"WRITE in CAPITAL"

Aj, December 07,2008 06:57PM

Next generation child will sing:
Twinkle twinkle little cigar, I just went to royal bar, Whisky rates are up so high, So drink beer with chicken fry....;-)

Aj, December 07,2008 06:49PM

Karachi k halat!
"Paint shirt" pheno tu pathan nahe choraengy,
"Shalwar Qamez" pheno tu MQM walay nahe choraengy.
"Chaddi Banyan pehno tu Taleban nahe chroaegy,
or "kch na pehno" to Awam nahe choregi.
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD

R, December 07,2008 05:42PM

KHAALI JAGAH Pay " U "
LAGAO
AUR
BUN JAO!
1. ST___PID
2. B___DDH___
3. BEWAQ___F
4. ___LL___!
Dekha!
Everything is incomplete without " U " :-))

Z, December 07,2008 09:23AM

Who let u up on da horse u ghost's kid?
Can't understand..!! ?
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Tenu ghori kinay charhaya bhootni k? :-D

Al, December 06,2008 04:16PM

=Singing KiSHOOR Pr Khtam=
=Bhai Girri SUNJAY DUT Pr Khtam=
=Style SALMAN KHAN Par Khtam=
=Or Khubsurti Yaqinan MUJHE Pe Khtam=
=Or BAQI SuB
Jal JaL Kar KHTaM=

Z, December 06,2008 08:54AM

Taxi driver to Memon passanger , Sir car k brakes fail hogaye hain! kya karon?
Memon Passenger, Ya Allah !
Aey bhai sab se pehle tu meter band kar

Z, December 06,2008 08:53AM

Saima
03002734***
Esha
03454675***
Faria
03323689***
Amber
03454675***
Dosto apni bhabion ka khayal rakhna
Mai Haaj par jaraha hon... ;-)

Aj, December 05,2008 06:11PM

Woman to a shopkeeper: "Joshaanda hai?"
Shopkeeper: Menu te bara Josh Aanda ay, Twanon Aanda hai?

L, December 05,2008 05:44PM

1 Admi ne andda fry kia to wo
jall gya,
Murgi ne dekh Lia...
Murgi ne admi ke mun par zor se thapar marte huwe kha
Tuje dene parein to tuje pata chale. :p

R, December 05,2008 02:52PM

1st pathan to 2nd: Eid ki Namaz parhne q nhi aya
2nd: Me araha tha k raste me hi log Namaz parhte dekhe wahi parh li Ajeeb Namaz thi 1 banda so raha tha us k piche sab parh rhe the or koi sajdah b nahi tha
1st: Kocha tum janaza parh k aa gaya he
2nd: Kiya baat karta he me to sab ko Mubarak bad b de aya.

Z, December 05,2008 02:28PM

Zaalim HaQuMat ki drindagi ka ek or jeeta jaagta saboot
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,korangi me queta hotel k 3 masoom pathanoo se
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"naswaar" cheen li,,, teeno pathanoo ne tarap tarap kr jaan de di,

Z, December 05,2008 11:20AM

(,_,),,=.___.
\',,'/ " :. : :.)\
__!,!,!"""!,!,!" * *
JisKo Qurbani Me Hissa Lena Hai Wo Sirf 100 Rupay Ka Balance Bhej K Hissa Le Le.

N, December 05,2008 10:24AM

Morning voices
UK:Hi dear
USA:Good morning
CHINA:Mehow
JAPAN:Shanhow
ITALY:Manichi
INDIA:Namasty
FRANCE:Sanchay
PAKISTAN:Uth ja Nikamay 12 baj rahe hen.

Aj, December 05,2008 10:02AM

PATHAN ko ek chiragh mil jata hai.chirag rugar ne se jin nikl aya.Jin ne kaha k 3 khwahishen batao. PHATAN: Aik khosorat bht bara sa bangla banao. forun Bangla ban jata hai. dosra Us mai bht dolat mand log hon. Woh bhi ho jata hai. PHATAN ab hum ko ais mai CHOWKIDAR lagwa do bara maherbani ho gi tumare

L, December 05,2008 06:32AM

Teacher Pathan Se: Qatil kise kehte hain?
Pathan: Pata nahi !
Teacher: Agr tum apne baap ka Qatal kar do to tum kia kehlao gay ?
Pathan : "Yateem"

L, December 04,2008 11:52AM

teacher: "sana sub larkon se ßaat krti hai"
ßtao is sentence mai sana kya hai.??
Pathan Students:
sir sana ßIGAIRAT hai..

N, December 03,2008 12:27PM

Insan ki 4 Maa hoti hn
1 jis ne paida kia
1 jis ne perhaya
1 saasu maa
1 wo jis k barey me ammi kehti hn,
"Aey Raat de 2 wajay keri maa naal Gallaan karda Ae"

R, December 03,2008 10:36AM

WIFE: agar main bohat kamyabi k sath
pakistan ki sab se oonchi choti K.2 par
charh jaon to tum muje kia do gay?
HUSBAND:wahe sy Dhakka.;-)

In, December 03,2008 07:49AM

MARE..mobile ka accidant ho gaya hai
SAMSUNG HOSPTIL KA MOTROLA WARD ME HAY
DR NOKIA KA KEHNA HAI K SMS KI BOTLEIN CHAHIYE
PLZ SEND SMS QK MOBILE
I.C.U..MAIN..HAI..:'..".:

In, December 02,2008 06:43PM

I was sleeping!
| ,o_,__,
l=========I
Oh! I forgot
o>
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l=========I
To say you
o_, Good
| (,__, Night!
l=========I

R, December 02,2008 07:09AM

Bahu k 1, 2 affair sunnay k baad SUSAR ne khudkashi kar li,
3, 4 or sunnay k baad husband ne bhi..
Mgr SAAS
chup rahi
why?
''Q K SAAS BHI KABHI bahu thi.

Z, December 01,2008 08:23PM

Maine us se pucha tmhein kia chahiye *FARAZ*
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Sharma k boli "bus aik naya connection chahiye
...TALK SHAWK ka..

Z, November 30,2008 09:45PM

Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia ghalib,
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Moong phali mein dana nahi, hum tumharay Nana nahi.....!!!

Aj, November 30,2008 08:13PM

Kiun Chalti Ha Pawan?
Bcz Of Evaporation
Kiun Ghome He Gagan?
Bcz Of Earth's Rotation
Kiun Machalta He Mann?
Bcz Of Disorder In Digestin
Na Tum Jano Na H m!!
Kiun Gum He Hr Disha?
Bcoz U Have Poor Sense Of Direction
Kiun Hota Hy Nasha?
Bcz Of Drug Addiction
Na Tum Jano Na Hm!!
Kiun Ati He Bahar?
Bcz Of Chai nge In Season
Kiun Khota He Q

R, November 30,2008 06:08PM

Molvi Yaqoob rasheed ne farmaya k
zil-haj k maheeney main jo shakhs
kisi ko 100 rupey ka card send karey ga.
qayamat k din usey ek sim free miley gi.
JAZAKALLAH

R, November 30,2008 05:38PM

Breaking News!
Nipa chowrangi per 3 Taxi or 2 Bus ko
na maloom afraad ne roka
or us main sawaar hokar
apne apne ghar chale gaye.:-D

R, November 30,2008 05:14PM

Sirf
Sirf
Sirf
SIRF
SIRF
SiRf
sirF
SIRF
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Si r f s ir
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SIrf
sirf
sirf
SiRF
SIRF
disturb krna tha..¥

Aj, November 30,2008 11:56AM

Aap Ki 5 Khubiyan!
1______
2______
3______
4______
5______
Agar Zindagi Me Kabhi Koi Acha Kaam Kia Hota To Aaj Yeh Jaga Khali Naa Hoti :-/

Z, November 29,2008 08:08PM

NEW STYLE OF PROPOSING A GIRL
"DKHO ME NHI CHATA K MRA BETA BARA HO KR
AP KI BETI KO LINE MARE
MUJE BURA LGEGA
AP HAN KAHO TO DONO KO BHAI BEHAN BANA DETE HAIN

Z, November 29,2008 08:07PM

Sigret peo GOLD LEAF ki.
Takay khansi na ho.
Wah
wah
wah
Sigret peo GOLD LEAF ki.
Takay khansi na ho.
Bachi phasao WAKEEL ki.
Takay phansi na ho.

R, November 29,2008 02:18PM

Chota Sardar:
"Mummi kal raat jadu hogaya,
Mene bathrom ka darwaza khola or light apne ap jal gai"
Mummi:
"Kameene tu ne phir Fridge mai susu kar diya..?
Lolz

R, November 29,2008 02:16PM

Kal mene usey khoob hansaya,
"FARAZ"
Kameeni jate hue mjhe
MR~BEAN keh gai,

Z, November 29,2008 10:21AM

What Is 143 ?
I love You..
No.
I Hate You..
No.
I Miss You..
No.
I Wish You..
No.
143 Means
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE.
Maths Me Dehan Do BETA JEE

Z, November 29,2008 10:21AM

When I don't get ur sms!
A little pain in my heart
A small tear in my eyes
&
sadness falls on my face
What is this?
Its nothing
"Just Dramay bazi"

Z, November 29,2008 10:21AM

Never reject a GIRL in life
bcz a good GIRL givez u happniess
n bad GIRL gives u experience.
Both r essential in life,
so enjoy every
Girl-friend :-)

Z, November 29,2008 10:21AM

The difference b/w friend n best friend,
A friend meeting u after long tym says: o u Itz been so long how r u.,
And Best frend:
Oye tu mara nai abhi tak

Aj, November 29,2008 07:51AM

:":":":GoÖod Morning:":":":
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Ab kya Neeche NÄSHTA, dhond rahi ho!
1 bar keh to diya "GoÖoD MorninG'';-)

R, November 28,2008 02:21PM

I LOVE U
I WANT U
I LIKE U
I MISS U
I FEEL U
I REMEMBER U
All these sentences r the examples of "PRESENT INDEFINITE TENSE"

Al, November 27,2008 08:06PM

Life ho to aysi
Monday ko dosti
Tuesday ko pyar
Wdnsday ko magni
Thrsday ko baraat
Friday ko fighting satrday ko talaq
Sunday ko rest
Monday ko next.

L, November 27,2008 06:31PM

Chaar dino ka vacation O Rabba,
Lambi parhai,
Lambi parhai,
Parhne me dil mera lage kbhi na,
Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha,
Kitne zamane bad O Rabba ,
Tulla lagaya,
Tulla lagaya,
Soya raha me classo me apni,
Teacher se roz roz pit ke me aya,
Kitna pita ho sooj gya ho,
chalna phirna bhol gya ho ;)

N, November 26,2008 07:41PM

3 chipkalian dewar pe chal rhi thin
1 ne gana start kia.
Jese hi gana khatam hua baqi ki 2 gir gaen.
Btao kyun?
?
?
isliye k baqi 2 ne tali bjai thi.

In, November 26,2008 07:19PM

Jutha peenay se Mohabbat barhti hai Faraaz . . .
Yeh keh keh k Woh Kameena Meri Sari Pepsi pee gaya:->

Aj, November 26,2008 06:41PM

6 flowers for YOU!
One for health
One for wealth
One for happiness
One for friendship
And
last two?
AISE HE!
Dono kaan pe laga lena!
Mast lago ge

R, November 25,2008 05:33PM

Nokrani: malkin aap udas q hain?
malkin: tumhare saab apni office ki kisi larki se pyar krte hain
Nokrani: naheeeeeeeee!
sahab muje dhoka nai de sakte...

Z, November 25,2008 09:19AM

Love ka dinner,
Ishq ki biryani,
Pyar ka saalan,
Mohabbat ka salad,
Puppi ki pepsi,
Jhappi ka raita,
&
Sweet dish mein 1 Long kiss...
Bhook lage to batana.

In, November 24,2008 05:17PM

Boss:
Ek acha mirror le kar aao jis me mujhey mera face dikayi de..
Pathan;
Boss nahi mila main sab dukan me gaya par sab me mera hi
Face dikhayi diya.("~"),,

In, November 24,2008 09:49AM

Tumse
Koi
Specially
Baat
Krni
Hai
Koi
Pas
To
Nahi
Zara
Akele
Ho
Jana
Or
Kisi
Ko
Mat
Btana
Yar
Wrna
Koi
B
Masla
Bana
Skta
Hai
Ghor
Se
Suno
tum "bht "gandde bache" ho.Tom mojko sms bhi nahi karti ho.

Z, November 24,2008 07:34AM

MASJID ki dewar par likha tha:
Agar gunah karte karte thak gae to andr ajaen
Neeche LIPSTICK se 1Larki likh gai
Agar nai thakay to agli gali me aajaen.

R, November 24,2008 02:39AM

ASALMOALIKUM!
Wo SUBHA ki tazgi
wo PAANI ki thandak
wo SABUN ki khushboo
wo DHULAY hoay chehray ki khoobsurti.
Aap kya jano
Ye to sirf Muo dhone wale he jante hain.
Good Morning :-)

In, November 23,2008 07:06PM

Ak adme na dokandar say pocha , ap k pas sabon hay
Dokandar : nahi
Kahaq : towat paist hay?
Dokandar : ji nahi kahaq : sorma hay ?
Dojandar : ji nahi
Kahaq : kaggi hay ?
Dokandar : ji nahi kahaq : kajal hay?
Dokandar : ji nahi kahaq : (jal kar)
Tala hay ?
Dokandar : (bara kush hokar) bola ji han
Kahaq : to pir aysa karo dokan ko tala lagao or gar jalay jaho

In, November 23,2008 07:05PM

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
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sab doob gaye
kese ?
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Pathan Thay Na !!
Dhakka Lagane Utar Gaye..?

In, November 22,2008 02:09PM

Nichay jo likha ha woh sach hai..
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Upar jo likha hai woh jhoot

Z, November 21,2008 06:22PM

Lambi hai manzil door hai kinara
Jaane kiu nahi aaya aaj SMS tumara
Bhul gaye ho Number ya naam humara
Ya koi mill gaya humse bhi pyara..