In, February 28,2009 07:57PM

GirL in pArty to
Man:
Excuse me Sir
Kia Ap Mere FACE se 1 Cheez hata sakte hain?

Aadmi
Khush hotey howay

Han Han boLo kia?





GirL:Tmhari Manhoos Nazrein.

R, February 28,2009 10:48AM

1 Chuha sharaab k drum main gira or nikal k soie hui billi k munh py dum maar k bola:

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"Billo rani! kaho to abi jan day doon''. ;-)

Z, February 27,2009 11:53PM

If Girl Vomit, Her Parents Ask: Kon Tha Woh Kameena?

If Boy Vomits: Kameeny, Kahan Pi K Aaya Hai?

MORAL: No matter whoever vomits, Boys are always Kameeny;-)

Aj, February 27,2009 06:16PM

Profesor:
Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi kro ge ya apne se 20 saal bari se?
Student:
Sir! Depend karta hai ke kon zayada Khoobsurat hai.
Aapki Beti ya apki Biwi.

Az, February 26,2009 08:06AM

('.') acha bhala
'<)|(>' dost tha
_/''\_

Main ne

<')|('> gardn
_/'"\_ uraa di

SMS nahi krta tha na isly..ab app khud samjhdar hy

Z, February 25,2009 11:05PM

Sorry!
Ap ki neend dstrb ki

Lekn kia krn abi abi
"ALLAMA IQBAL" mre khuwab me aye or kaha

"Soi Hui Qom Ko Jaga Do"

or

khud so jao.
'GooD NighT,

In, February 25,2009 09:41PM

Urdu teacher."wo daikho ek khobsurat larki khari hay"
isko apne alfaaz me likho.

Student: wo daikho dosto.... "tumhari bhabi khari hay".

In, February 25,2009 06:13PM

1 Jahaz ma bohot sary Pagal nach rahy thy
En ma sy 1pagal khamosh betha tha
Doctr ny pucha
tm q khamosh bethy ho?
Pagal ny kaha
bewaquf me 'Dulhan hon.

Aj, February 25,2009 06:28AM

Father:if u pass in exams,i'll gift u 1 cycle.
Son:if i fail?
Fathr:i will gift 100 cycles
son:why?
Fathr:fair mera puttar dukan kholy ga cyclan di.

Aj, February 25,2009 06:22AM

BV sardar G se: O wekho munda menu smile de ria jee.
Sardar G: Smile ni de ria pagal di putare, Jadon main tenu peli wari wekhia c te mera v haasa nikal gaya c.

R, February 24,2009 07:46PM

FARAZ ki rooh sab jawano se kehti hai:

shayri karte ho, kya rung jamate ho.

par kutto kamino, mujay beech me kyun laatey ho.

Aj, February 24,2009 06:09PM

Pathan in A Coffee Shop with wife.

Pathan: jaldi Pi,
Coffee Thandi Ho Jayegi.

Wife:To Kya Hoga?

Pathan:Bewakuf Menu Card Dekh,
Hot Coffee Rs.40 &
Cold Rs.80.

R, February 24,2009 03:45PM

":-)Welcome(:-"
To My Heart
Ye Main Menu Hai.
Aap Mere Dil Main Pyar Chek Karne K Liye 1 Milaye.
Apna Pyar Recharge Karne K Liye 2 Milaye.
Tazatareen Dharkano K Baray Main Jannay K Liye 3 Milaye.
"Sorry" Ap Ki Entry Durust Nhi Madad K Liye.
(I LOVE U)
Likh Kr Mere Number Pe Send Kijiye "Shukriya"

In, February 24,2009 07:48AM

Faraz bus stop pr larki ko dekh kr bola
tu to meri jaan hai
tu mera iman hai
larki ne apni juti utari to Faraz bola
me bhi pakistan hoon
tu bhi pakistan hai

Z, February 22,2009 07:14PM

Socho U.S.A jin jin sy darta hy un sab k akhir main "N" aata hy.

1. Quran.

2. Taalibaan.

3. Pakistan.

4. Iran.

5. Usma bin laadin.

6. Afghanistan.

7. Wazeeristaan.

8. Cheen.

9. Pathan.

Or sab sy barh kr.

10. Musalman.

Aj, February 22,2009 06:34PM

Men to apnay mehboob ko kuch b na keh ska "Faraz"


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Lekin tm Zong lo or "SUB KEH DO"

Z, February 22,2009 02:07PM

Larki: Jaan mujhe aise propose karo jese aaj tak kisi ne na kya ho


Larka :
kamini zaleel
I love U , mujh se shadi kar ke mujhe tabah o barbad kar de kambakhat..

Aj, February 21,2009 09:31PM

.CYYhZaZlYYZoY*zzyyzdyyazyfzza*yykzyyryyoyy*zzyysarayy
*zzyyhyiz*zzyydyyezzlyzeyytze*kzyyr*zyzdzo...
;-)

Y & Z ko dElEte kar k parho... Hav fun !

Z, February 21,2009 10:39AM

"Yeh mat dekho kis ki raqam hai! Yeh dekho kitni hai"
"Izzat aur laa'nat aane jane ki cheez hai, is per waqt zaya na kia karo!

"Hazarat molana Asif AZ

Z, February 20,2009 08:25PM

Door Knocks Twice.

Insider Asks:Who's There?

Ans :Its Me
"OPPORTUNITY"

Insider :U R Wrong

Coz OPPORTUNITY Never Knocks Twice.

Aj, February 19,2009 08:36PM

Ye sms mat parhna
Q K
Pata chala hai k
Aj se 20 sal pehle
Defence me rehne wali
1 Ameer family ki
Larki k boy friend
Chunnu
k bhai pappu
k dost
Atif ki
k hala ki
beti ki
parusan ki
nand ki
mamu zad
behan
k chacha k
dost ki beti ki
khala ki
dewrani k
chote bhai ki
sabse piari dost
ki choti se bari
beti ki saas
ki phuphi zad
behn sikandri
ki sabse choti nand bano ki chachi ki
nani kamo bhi
ye
fazul msg
prhte
Prhte
pagal hogai thi

R, February 19,2009 02:44PM

''LØVE''


In France
is a Cømedy,
In England
a Tragedy,

In Italy
a Wønder,

In Germany
a Drama,

but

In Pakistan
Natiønal Game... Sabb khelø...

In, February 18,2009 09:24PM

Phool khilkar udaas hai,

Samandar ko aaj paani ki pyaas hai,

Ek bar muskura do Jaana,

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Ram Gopal Varma ko naye BHOOT ki talash hai.!!

R, February 18,2009 05:29PM

Frog 2 Nujoomi:
Plz tell my future!

Nujoomi:
A young smart girl, will touch ur body.

Frog:
WÖW! when & where?

Nujoomi:
Next year, in biology lab

Z, February 18,2009 02:40PM

Faraz usne mujhe chhor diya ab kya karna hai ji ke...


Kya kami thi mujh me?
siwaye Vitamin D ke...

Z, February 18,2009 10:46AM

Chalo ab mausam ka maza chakain

Tamam dawain bacho ki pohnch sy dur rakhen

kya milan ki ab justuju karen

Tabiat zyada kharab hoto doctor sy ruju karenIn

Humari chahat ka kuch to khayal karain.

Dawai achi terha hila kar istimal karain.

Dil mera doob gaya jab us ki uthi doli,

Subha sham khaney k bad aik goli,

Woh to ishq karny pe raza'mand hai,

Juma ko subha clinic band hai!

In, February 18,2009 08:33AM

"Aaj Wednesday hai "
..
"
"
"
"
"
"
Is MSG ko 7 friends ko send karo,

Belive me


.


.
Inshallah
7 din baad phr Wednesday aa jayega

Its real
& 100% true

In, February 18,2009 07:23AM

Sweet ban'ny k liye 7 dfa button dbayen

1



2



3



4



5



6



7



Tussi vi na..??

Tussi pehle hi enne sweet ho!
Aivaen hi pres kari jarhe ho

In, February 18,2009 06:42AM

Sardar! Ik sawal ka jawab to do,
WO konsi ungli hai jis may haddi nai hoti?

Pathan! Nai pata?


Sardar!
Dastaney ki:-)

R, February 16,2009 06:37PM

Boy:Tumhar¡ Qameez phati hui hai .
G¡rl: Nahi ye tu Fashion hai
Boy:bohat khoob
Khud Phaaro To Fashion,
Hum Pharain To Police Station.

Aj, February 16,2009 06:25PM

Every second God remembers U
Every minute God blesses U
Every hour God cares 4 U
coz everyday I pray 2 GOD
"BANDi bewaqoof hai thora khayal rakhna!"

In, February 16,2009 06:20AM

In next 15mint


Rani mukarji
will call
u
Karina kapoor
will call
u
Ketrina kaif
will call
u

2 ask my mobile number
But plz mat dena...
Tang karaygi yaar

Z, February 14,2009 08:20PM

~~.* *, ,* *.
~* * *
~~*. .*
~~~~"*,,*"

Pass this HEART
to all ur friends

See..
How many Hearts
u get back..

if u get..
5 =
Every one"" loves u

4 =
Ur friends like ur company

3 =
u have a silent lover

2 =
u really need to change ur attitute

1 =
u r better than nothing.

Z, February 14,2009 08:20PM

~~.* *, ,* *.
~* * *
~~*. .*
~~~~"*,,*"

Pass this HEART
to all ur friends

See..
How many Hearts
u get back..

if u get..
5 =
Every one"" loves u

4 =
Ur friends like ur company

3 =
u have a silent lover

2 =
u really need to change ur attitute

1 =
u r better than nothing.

In, February 13,2009 07:12PM

Us nay kaha "FARAZ" chalo BAAG may tortay hai PHOOL,





Wo sung dil lay gai raigistan or boli "APRIL fool".

R, February 13,2009 09:38AM

Ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha or, Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola 'mere Mola sab sorahe hen or men teri ibadat kar raha hoon, to saath wali charpai se awaaz aai 'kamine tu apni dua maang hamari q shikayat kar raha he!.

Z, February 12,2009 04:52PM

1 Chota Munna boht der se ro rha tha
uski maa ne pocha
Melay bachay ko ta chaiye
Tofy
Bikit
Chps?
Munna: nhi tuch nhi
bash ait Nya conekshn taiye,tok shok ka;)

In, February 12,2009 08:44AM

Ek Nurse Ka ASHIQ Barri Hasrat Se:
KASH Mujhe Koi Haadsa Paish Aata To Main Tumhare Pass Aata
Tum Meri Khidmat Karti Aur Main Jaldi Theek Ho Jata
Nurse: Tumhein Mere Pas Koi Haadsa Nahi Balke Mojza Hi La Sakta Hai
Kiyon K
Main "DILIVERY" Ward Me Hoti Hon...

In, February 12,2009 08:39AM

Dad:
Insan ki JAN kahan se nikalti hy?
Son:
Khirki se
Dad:
Wo kese?
Son:
Kal rat jb ap so rahy thy tu mama ik uncle ko keh rhi the

"JAN KHIRKI SE NIKAL JAO"

Aj, February 12,2009 06:40AM

Boy:Suit acha pehna hy,
Grl:Thanx
Boy:lipstik boht achi lgai hy,
Grl:Thnx
Boy:make up bhi boht acha kia hy,
Grl:Thanx "bhaiya"
Boy: achi phir b nhi lag rhi.

R, February 11,2009 08:50PM

Us se pyar kar k meri kismat hi jaag gayi,

Us se pyar kar k meri aarzoo bhi jaag gayi,



Phir aik din aisa hua yaaro,

Wo kambakhat , kameni FARAZ k sath bhag gayi..!

R, February 11,2009 03:49PM

BolD:
English shayari

The janaza of Mehboob nikla from the gali of Mehboba with lots of zor-shor

the Mehboba jhaanki from da door
& boli
Mar gya Haramkhor?

Z, February 10,2009 09:14PM

"Romance"
Kahan Se Shuru Hota Hai..?
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?
?
Socho
socho..
?
?
?
?
Socho...
?

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Nahi Pata?

Mai Batata Hun..
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.
.
.
.
.
.
Romance "R" Se Shuru Hota Hai.

Aj, February 10,2009 03:30PM

Ek PATHAN

Rozana Apne
ParoSi Ki beLL

BaJA Kar bhaag jata tha

Ek Din PaRoSi Ne pAkr kr Pocha Ye Kia Harkat hai?
PathAn: yE Hum Mis_ bELL deta hai.

Aj, February 10,2009 03:25PM

Husband drinking wine and said: tum kon ho ?
Biwi: pagal ho gaye ho kiya? apni Biwi ko bhol gaye?
HUSBAND: nasha her gham bhula deta Hai....

Z, February 09,2009 09:36PM

People asks who are the real terrorists..? The answer is simple go to T9 dictionary and press the following numbers on ur key pad 477235
& see the name. farwd this mesg

R, February 09,2009 03:42PM

Faraz Us K Chale Jaane Se Ek Dard Sa Dil Mein Hota Hai
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.
Upar Pankha Chalta Hai Neeche MUNNA Sota Hai..

R, February 08,2009 01:08PM

PATHAN ne machis ki dibbi li
or tili jalai
Na jali

dosri jlai
Na jali

tisri tili jalai
wo jal gai

to pathan ne jaldi se buja di

ye kam ki hai rakh leta ho.

R, February 08,2009 01:07PM

ONE ONE. 2

I LOVE YOU.


TWO TWO. 4

LOVE ME MORE.


THREE THREE. 6

LOVE IS FIX.


FOUR FOUR. 8

LOVE IS GREAT.


FIVE FIVE. 10
LOVE IS FRIEND.

In, February 08,2009 12:08PM

"Ufone" paish karta hai 12 aanay package apny un "jazz" sarfeen k lea jinho ny 1st september 2008 sy apni "telenor" sim istimal nai ki,ab wo "warid" ka 100 wala card charge karen or sub keh den.... Mazeed tafsilaat k lea apne "Ptcl" se dial karien 090078601 telefun telefun."

Z, February 07,2009 09:17PM

Pathan Names


Born in Good family
Sharafat Khan

Born in Jungle
Sher Khan

In Summer
Sharbat Khan

In War
Barood Khan

Near Ocean
Samander Khan

In Garden
Gul Khan

With Abnormal Features
Ajab Khan

Born in Anger
Ghazab Khan


In Horror
Haybat Khan

With Talent But no Brain
azeem khan.

Z, February 07,2009 08:12PM

Kaash tum waade nibha jate,

Kisi surat dil mera behlaa jatey,

Agar "cornetto" k
paise nahi they to kya hua,

5 rupaye wali "QULFI" he khila jatey...

In, February 07,2009 08:40AM

Yar mujhay tumhari tasvir chahiye.
Dekho inkar na karna may nay 1 kitab likhi hi us k tital par lagani hai

Kitab ka naam hai,











"NAYSTI ZARA HADT KAY".

In, February 07,2009 08:23AM

*Top 3 College Rules*

1. B quiet in da class bcz others r sleeping.
2. Dont 4get 2 carry books, it works as a pillow.


3. Keep da college clean, so b absent.

R, February 07,2009 08:18AM

Wo love love likhti rahi

Me leave leave parhta rha

Wo date date likhti rahi

Me dad dad parhta rha

Wo shadi kar k chali gai

Me language course he krta raha.

R, February 07,2009 08:17AM

Teacher:
'ITFAQ' ka jumla banao..?

Pathan student:

"jis din meray baap ka shadi tha, 'ITFAQ' se usi din meri maa ka b shadi tha..!"

Aj, February 06,2009 06:52PM

1 film k poster pe kisi peer k Uras Mubarak ka poster lag gya purana honey se dono kuch jaga se phat gaye & text mix ho gaya to kuch is tarah se ban gaya
aik ticket main do maze qawali k baad langar b hoga wo nazare wo lashkare hazarat! allama molana gujar badmash sultan rahi ka full action khawaten k liye parde ka khas intezam reema & saima k dil fareb raqas shareek ho k
sawab-e-daren
hasil karen.

Az, February 05,2009 03:42PM

"Molana sahab" jummey k khutbe mai:
Aj kal CABLE pe channel boht ganday A rahe hain


pathan:Nahi hamare ghar to saaf Aa rahe hain.Aap apna wire check karwao.

Az, February 05,2009 10:39AM

Hansi K Liye Ghum Qurban!

Khushi K Liye Aansoo Qurban!

Dost K Liye Jaan Qurban!


Or Agar Dost Ki Girlfriend Mill Jay
To Sala Dost B Qurban

In, February 05,2009 08:32AM

Kisi Ne Pathan Ko SMS Kiya K
"Agar Tu Zaheen Hay To 200 Rupe Bhej
Hoshiyar Hay To 300 Rupe Bhej"

Pathan Ne 500 Rupe Bheje
Or Likha





Main DONO Hoon...

In, February 05,2009 07:07AM

Masoom Mohabbat ka
Bas Itna Fasana hai,

Masoom Mohabbat ka
Bas Itna Fasana hai,








Amma Ghar se Nikalne Nahi Detien Aur
Mujhe Date pe Jana hai...:-(

In, February 05,2009 06:56AM

1 KHAN ko Jin charh gaya
3 din baad Jin khud aik Aalim k pas gya aur bola:'Aalim sahab! mujhe bahar nikalo, mein to naswaar ki boo se mar jaunga

Z, February 04,2009 06:28PM

If ever I was rude to u..

If ever I was angry wid u.

If ever I misbehaved wid u,

Then dont hesitate..


JUST SLAP URSELF!!!


Ghalati Tumhari Hi Hogi! ;-)

L, February 04,2009 08:43AM

~~ (\./)
~~ / " ) "^ ----;";
~~ \,,/"( ,......, )\\
~~~~~~//\\ /\


ye Ghada apka hai?


agar nhi to isko agay bhejte raho jiska hoga wo rakh lyga

Z, February 04,2009 08:16AM

kitna roya tha men us ko call kar k "faraz"

Jab us ne kaha,
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.
.
Aap ka matloba number dosri line par masroof hai.

Z, February 03,2009 10:06PM

Neend se keh do hum se sulah ker le FARAZ,



Q K

Jis k lye
"Night Package"
krwaya tha uskay sath ab uski ami soti hai......

Z, February 03,2009 10:05PM

Bhikari: Hello Pizza Hut?

Operator: Yes Pizza Hut,

Bhikari: 3 Large Pizza
6 Chicken Wings
2 Pepsi

Operator: Kis K Nam Se Bejhu Sir?

Bhikari: Allah K Nam Pe,

Z, February 03,2009 10:05PM

Toast to All my friends who someway or the other managed to, add value to my life =)
Even to those with whom I shared moments that unfortunately couldnt last longer, few misunderstandings might have ruined it all =$
In other cases meeting for the first time just made us friends till today =D
Sorry! To those with whom I couldnt get along =(
Thanks to those who bear with me thruout, I know its not easy but u like it!! ;-)
Love to those who are there unconditionaly and hats off to the few besties who make it worth living every moment =D
Ill cherish for all the times to c0me...May GOD bless u

L, February 03,2009 06:07PM

This is crime story.
Five friendz lived in a room,
Namely

MAD,
BRAIN,
FOOL,
NOBODY,
SOMEBODY.

One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
At that time BRAIN was in bathroom,
MAD called police.

MAD: Is it police station???

Police: Yes, what is the matter??

MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.

Police: Are you mad?

MAD: Yes, i"m MAD.

Police: Dont u have BRAIN.

MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom....

Police: U FOOL...

MAD: No, FOOL is reading this sMs.:-D

Z, February 03,2009 05:13PM

Busy
Ho?


Kitney
Busy
Ho?


Zayada
Busy
Ho?
K
Thorey?


Agar
Thorey
Busy
Ho


To
Sms
Q
Nahi
Kartey.


Agar
Ziyada
Busy
Ho


To
Sms
Q
Parh
Rehey
Ho?

R, February 03,2009 12:53PM

Today's girl havng multi Boyfrndz..

Jazz Bf: hello darling
Girl: Aur Sunao ;)


Ufone Bf: kya tumhre dil me main hu?
Girl: Tum hi to ho :)


Zong Bf: tumhe chand kahun phool kahun, kya kahun?
Girl: Sab keh do ;>


Telenor Bf: kya hr larki bewafa hoti hai?
Girl: Yahi hai dhun sab ki..!

R, February 02,2009 04:04PM

Loveria Hilal Comitee k Mutabik Pyar ka Chand Nazar A Gya Hai

Lehaza Saturday,14 Feb.ko Valentine's Day Riwaiti Ishq-o-Muhabat k 7 manaya jayega

@_@
;-)

In, February 02,2009 06:31AM

Tumhari judai mien hum itne kamzor ho gaye,

FARAZ!




Ke ab 5 rupay wali Slanty khatay hain to pait bhar jata hai.

Aj, February 01,2009 06:41PM

Assalam-o-Alaikum
U & ur family r invited on My brother's wedding anniversory:-)
Venue is Sadequain Lawn Nipa Gulshan Iqbal
INSHAALLAH held on 29th Feb 2009.
Please come & join us

Aj, February 01,2009 04:52PM

In Ankhon Se Sapne Churaya Na Karo

Hmari Dosti Ko Azmaya Na Karo

Tmhare 1 SmS K Badle 100-Call Kr Dun

Pr Shart Ye Hai K
Tm Phone Uthaya Na Karo!

Aj, February 01,2009 04:24PM

Shekspear Said:
Grom thkx ngjdat qxmdag .. Tdgtpdmta pejg

Samajh Aaya Kuch?

Nahi Na...

Sala Ulti Seedhi Baatain He Karta Tha.

Z, February 01,2009 07:39AM

Tum Dost ho mere sada ke liye....

Mein zinda hon teri wafa ke liye....

Kar lena lakhon shikve humse magar....

Kabhi TOPIYAN na dena khuda ke liye....!:-P

R, January 31,2009 05:24PM

Usay Kaha Tha K Meri "Jewelary ki Shop" Nahi Hai FARAZ..
.
.
.
.
Phir B Kehti Hai "Mahi Mahi Mahi Menu Challa Pawa Day".

In, January 31,2009 03:17AM

Ab wo chhura (knife) le kr mere peche lag gai hai
FARAZ.
jb se main ne kaha hai
"DIL CHEER K DEKH TERA HI NAAM HO GA".....!!

N, January 30,2009 05:37PM

In phatron pr chal k asakta he FARAZ, to chal k aaa
Lodi he jamalo paa lodi he jamalo paa

Aj, January 30,2009 01:15PM

Aj ki taza khabr

Jannat me 1 hoor ne khudkhoshi kar li

Reason : ksi fareshte ne use bataya k wo molana fazal ur.... k hissay me i ho . . .

Z, January 29,2009 08:10PM

Andheri rat thi

Ghr pe koi na tha

Achanak awaz i

Me dar k uth gya

Ghari dekhi to rat k 3 baj rahe the

Mene lite jalai to lite gai hoi thi

Phir mene lalten pakri or drta drta darwaze pr gya
pocha kon he?
Par awaz na i

phir pocha to buht zor se garajti hoi bhyanuk awaz i k me hon..

.
.
.

FARAAZ :p.

Z, January 29,2009 08:09PM

Chanda or chakori karte they Love chori chori. . . .


Larka tha sanwla, larki thi gori. . . .



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?


?


?


?
Soja putar bus muk gaye hai story ;-)

Z, January 29,2009 08:08PM

Full form of boys...
B - badmashiyon me sab se aage.
O - owl ki tarah raat me jaage.
Y - yaarian nibhate jaan laga k.
S - shareef sirf maa baap k aage..!

L, January 29,2009 03:00PM

Pathan ne bank se loan le kar car li
Lekin loan wapis na kr saka
Bank wale car le
gaiy
Pathan: pehle pata hota tu shadi bi loan le
kar karta.

Z, January 28,2009 05:54PM

Mujh jese SHARIF
LARKAY ko kia chahiye

1
Larki jo PYAR de
1
Larki jo ACHA KHANA banae
1
Larki jo Meri KHIDMAT kare

OR

TEENO
LARKIYAN
Mil Jhul kr Rahen B-)

In, January 28,2009 04:02PM

Ek Terrorist Ne
ek Burhiya K Pas Bomb Rakh Dia
Log Chillaye

Burhiya Bomb
Burhiya Bomb

Burhiya Sharma
K Boli

Haye ALLAH kambakhto bomb to Mai Jawani Me Thi.

R, January 27,2009 05:54PM

Wo baagh he kya jis mei phool na khiley
.
.

Wah Wah
.
.
.
Wo baagh he kya jis mei phool na khile,
.
.
Wah bhai Wah
.
.
Wo hansi he kya jis mey pait na hilay

R, January 27,2009 05:42PM

Koi Apko Pagal Kahay To



Dukhi Mat Hona




Afsos Mat Karna





Rona Bhi Nahi





Himmat Se Kharay Ho Kar Poochna









Tumhain Kaise Pata Chala?

Z, January 27,2009 09:07AM

1 MaKrani BohT Der Se 1 Haseen LarKi Ko Ghoor Raha Tha.

LarKi>Kia DeKh Rahe Ho?

MaKrani>Hum Soch Raha Tha K Agar Tum Humara Maa HoTa To Hum Bhi KhubusaT HoTa.

Z, January 27,2009 09:06AM

You are...

A-B-C-D

Attractive
Beautiful
Cute
Dear


E-F-G

Excellent
Funny
Gorgeous



H-I-J


Hello,
I'm
Joking!!!

Z, January 27,2009 08:14AM

Shakespeare Said...

















NotHing To Me..



Did He Say



Anything To You..?:-D:-PB-)

Z, January 26,2009 07:09PM

Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas...

Z, January 26,2009 07:04PM

Dil cheer k dikhaoon to drd dhoond na pao ge...


Wah wah..

Dil cheer k dikhaoon to drd dhoond na pao ge..

Kyun k

drd to mere DAANT mein hai..: )hahahahaha,

Z, January 26,2009 06:55PM

Bush ko agr joota nahi laga to kya defect hai?

Wah wah

Bush ko agr joota nahin laga to kya defect hai?

Aakhir jootay ki b koi self respect hai,

L, January 26,2009 06:51PM

Lara bush kehti hai:



"BUSH" haazir hai jurm ki saza paanay ko,


Phir bhi


Koi jootay se na maaray meray deewanay ko...

L, January 26,2009 06:50PM

Agar raat ko koi chahat ki had kar dy,
or mohabat se apke gal pe kis kr dy,
or apko karwat badalny py pr majbur kar dy to yaqinan

wo


Machar
hoga.

R, January 26,2009 05:51PM

Jahaaz k ticket k lie paisey nahin to kya hua Faraz
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aaja me hawaaon pe bitha k le chalun, tu hi to
meri dost hai...

In, January 25,2009 02:59PM

USA ne choron k pakarne k liye ek machine banayi.
Us ki shurwat USA se ki gai,
USA Mein us machine ne 30 mints mein 20 chore pakery,
england me 30 mints mein 100 chor pakary or
Tanzania mein 30 mints mein 600 chor pakray lakin
pakistan me wo machine 15 mints main chori ho gai

Aj, January 25,2009 12:52PM

Ek pagal roro k girgira k eltija kr rahi thee
'yaALLAH mujhay parhnay ki tofeeq Ata farma'
Wo lmhay qboliat k thay uski dua kabool hoi
Ab
MashaALLAH
Wo msg parh rahi hai

Aj, January 25,2009 12:44AM

Sikh: Dr. mjhe bimari hy

Khane k bad bhook nhi lagti

Sone k bad neend nhi aati

Kam krun to thak jata hun

Dr: Sari rat dhoop me betho theek ho jao ge

Aj, January 25,2009 12:36PM

Doctor: Aap meri teesri biwi ki tarah lag rahi hein..

Girl: Aap ki kitni biwian hein?

Doctor: filhal 2.....

Aj, January 25,2009 08:47AM

I have no gold to send u...

I have no diamond to send u...

I have no credit to call u...

I have just dese words to say u that






"Chal bay nikal"

Z, January 24,2009 08:15PM

Kitnay Armano Se DULHAN Ka Ghoongat Uthaya Me Ne
FARAZ,




Woh Bary Piyar Se Kaan Mai Boli...
Teenu Dulha Kinnay Banaya Bhootni K..

In, January 24,2009 05:36PM

Jin:
"Kya Hukm hy Meray Aaqa?"

PATHAN:
"Ek Shair suna do"

Jin:
"Hukm Krien,Bakwas nhi,,,
Myn Jin hoOn FARAZ nhi"

PATHAN:
"Wah Wah
Kya Shair hy...

In, January 24,2009 05:41AM

Dekhnay do apnay chehray ko G bhar k hamein "FARAZ",


Muddat hoi in ankhon nay koi "BEGHAIRAT" nai dekha.

R, January 24,2009 03:20AM

(P)(Y)(A)(R)
(I)(S)(H)(Q)
(M)(O)(H)(B)(T)


Ye Tavez muje MOBILE wale BABA ne dya kha K BETA Ye Tavez jsko b send Kroge use SMS prhte hi tmse MOHABT Ho Jayegi

In, January 24,2009 02:25PM

Fantastic Definitions.

School: A Place Where Papa Pays & Son Plays.

Life Insurance: A Contract That Keeps U Poor All Ur Life So That U Can Die Rich

Marriage: It's An Agrement In Which A Man Looses His Bachelor Degree & A Women Gets Her Masters

Doctor:A Person Who Kills Ur ill By Pill & Kills U By Bil

In, January 24,2009 12:29AM

iN French:"Bon Jour"
iN Spanish:"Te Quiro"
iN iTaLian:"Teamo"
iN EngLish:"GuD MORNING"
iN URDU:"SUBHA BiKHER"
&
iN SINDHI
"MAR PAWAE UTH BHALA'';-)
GUD MORNING

Z, January 23,2009 09:05PM

Likhe thay jitne b khat tu ne mujhko "FARAZ"-*

























*-Sab Parh lye kal Abba ne khol ke "DARAZ"

In, January 23,2009 05:54PM

Agar ho udas tu gao koi gana..
Agar lagi hai bhook tu khao tum khana..
Agar ho beemar tu karo ek sms rawana..
kyun k
Ek sms rozana,rakkhe tandrust aur tawana!;)

R, January 23,2009 05:13PM

BREAKING NEWS!

aaj INDIA k Prime minister Man Mohan Singh Kelay k chilkay se Slip hogaye!



Prime minister ka yeh kehna hai k kela Pakistani tha

R, January 23,2009 05:13PM

Teacher: Bacho wada
Karo kabhi wine,
Cigarate nahi piyo g
Bachey: Nhi piyein gy

Teacher: Girls ka picha
Nahi karo gy

Bachey: Nhi karengay

Teacher: Girls sy flirt
Nahi karogay

Bachey: Nahi karengay

Teacher: Or Watan peh Zindagi qurban karogy

Bachey: kardengy, aisi Zindagi ka or karna bhi
Kiya hay...

In, January 23,2009 05:09PM

Kabhi kabhi lait kr ye sochta hu

"Faraz",


Agar beth kr soch lun to kon si qyamat ajaegi :-)

In, January 23,2009 05:01PM

Doctor to sardaar
aap ka aur aap ki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
Sardaar:hoga zaroor hoga 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

Aj, January 23,2009 07:24AM

Mery haalaat ne kr diya tha khamosh mujhe "Faraz"

Zara hm chup kiya hue ,Doston ne yaad krna hi chor diya...

Aj, January 23,2009 06:53AM

I love you
.
.
.
I miss you
.
.
.
I want you
.
.
.
I like you
.
.
.
I feel you
.
.
.
All of these sentences are the example of
'PRESENT
INDEFINITE TENSE'

Aj, January 23,2009 06:00AM

ap Ki Kahani
Hmari Zubani !!

Aap k Paas Dimagh hy,
Chalta nhi wo alag Baat hy,

Aap smart hain,
Koi Manta nhi wo alag Baat hy,

Aap sharef hain,
lagty Nanhi wo alag Baat hy,

Aap k Paas cell Phone hy,
Call nhi krty alag Baat hy,

kafi Izzat hy Ap ki
Koi krta nhi ye alag Baat hy :-).

Aj, January 23,2009 05:36AM

Pakistan
k
Sooba Punjab
k
Division Bahawalpur
K
Zila
Rahim yar khan
ki
Tehsil
Sadik Abad
mein
KLP road per
waqay dewana Colony
ki
Gli No.6
k
House No.1
Uncle Ashiq
k
ghar
ki
Teesri Manzil
k
Bedroom
k
sath attach Bathroom
me
Lagi
Tooti
k
neechay
Rakhay
Blue Colour
k
Lotay
ki
Qasam
I MISS YOU..!

R, January 22,2009 05:41PM

~Goli se ab dar nai lagta mje

Wah wah

Goli se ab dar nhi lagta mje


Shart ye hai k wo disprin ki ho.

L, January 21,2009 06:40AM

Wife: chalo na kahin chalte hain CAR mei
Or CAR drive main krongi
Husband: CAR tm drive krogi to is ka mtlab jayenge car mei
Or ayenge Akhbaar me.

L, January 19,2009 11:04AM

Ek Murgha Murghi k peechay bhag rha tha k achanak Murghi Train k neechay aa gayi,
Murgha bola:Marhuma bohat naik thi,Jaan de di Lekin Chumi nahi di.