My Funny-$m$: 01/01/2010

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Aj, November 30,2009 5:24PM

Muskurahat nhi to Dosti bekar.

SUGAR nhi to COFFEE bekar.

LOVE nhi to LIFE bekar.

MOON nhi to SKY bekar.

OR Mra msg nhi to.

Ap ka mobile bekar.;-)

Z, November 30,2009 4:07PM

Roye wo is Qadar meri laash se lipat kar ,

K lash khud uth k boli

lay tu mar ja ! meri kher hai...

Aj, November 29,2009 1:00PM

Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hy?

Simple

Love marrige me ap apni girlfrnd se shadi krte hen'
:)

Aur

Arrange marrige me ksi aur ki girlfrnd se :

Amazing fact

Quaid Azam ki life main 3 dates sub se important hain
1. Date of Birth 25 December

2. Date of Death 11th September

3. Indepandance Day 14th August
sub se pahly 14th Aug aati hay, 14th Aug jis din ko aaye to baqi ki 2 dates bhi usi din ko hi aaingi,
u can see every year of calender..

R, November 27,2009 6:14PM

Pakistan mushkilat me kyon he?
kyon ke aabadi=16 cror,
jis mein se 4 cror retire,
4 cror Govt officer jo kaam nahe karte,
2 cror school me,
2 cror 5 saal se kam umer,
2 cror beyrozgar,
or 1,99,99,998 jail me,
baki bachay aap aur me,
aap sms perhny me busy,
Ab btao mein akela pakistan kaise chalaon...

(Daso na kuch)

R, November 27,2009 6:11PM

GEO Breaking News

Karachi mein aaj Baraf giri

"Or ab khabrein tafseel ke sath"

Ek admi cycle pe Baraf le kar ja raha tha k achanak shoper phatny se Baraf gir gayi.

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GEO
..NEWS..
Baat ka Batangarr bna kr geo!,;-
geo.sab se agay .

Aj, November 26,2009 11:01PM

¤¤¤GHAZAL¤¤¤
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ne pappu se shadi karli hai.

R, November 26,2009 4:57PM

Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla. Pathan:
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Lo ye sala machar humko torch le kar dondh raha hai!

Aj, November 25,2009 4:23PM

Wo bohat
Naraaz thi..

Mai ne usy
Bohat Manaya

Usy Phool
Bhejy..

Balance
Load Karwaya..

New Mobile
tk lye kar dia..

Mgr wo phir bhi
Naraaz hi rahi.

Phir Mai ne usy Ek Tohfa Bheja..

Aur Aaj..

Wo Muj'se
Bohat Khush
hai..
Pata hai wo
Tohfa Kia tha ?

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Sirf aur Sirf..

5 KILO CHEENI

Z, November 25,2009 1:28AM

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<|^| _||_ SMS nhi krne to Mobile bech k Ghubbaray urao.

Aj, November 24,2009 12:03AM

Take your cell

Wash it

Cut it into small pieces

Fry it

add salt to it

Dip in oil

Mobile pickle is ready

Msg tay tusi krna nai

cell da achar e pa lo

In, November 23,2009 11:59PM

Aeroplane:
Wright Brothers

Cycle:
Macmillan

Telephone:
Graham bell

Telescope:
Galileo

Radio:
Marconi

Exams:
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Dhondo
Dhondo Salay ko mil k maarenge.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Aj, November 22,2009 11:42PM

~*FARAZ's*~
~*MEDICAL*~
~*GHAZAL.*~

Challo Faraz Ab Ishq Ka Mazza Chakhen

Tamam Dawain Bachoun Ki Pohonch Se Door Rakhen

Tum Se Milne Ki Faraz Ab Kya Justujo Karen

Tabyat Zyada Kharab Ho To Doctor Se Rujou Karen

Hamari Chahat Ka Faraz Kuch To Khayal Karen

Dawai Ko Achi Tarha Hila Kar Istemal Karen

Dil Mera Toot Gaya Uthe Jab Us Ki Doli

Subha Dopeher Sham Aik Aik Goli

Faraz Wo Ishq Karne Pe Raza Mand Hy

Jumay K Din Clinic Band Hy.

Aj, November 22,2009 11:32PM

Wife: Khirki ke parde lagwa do, naya parosi mujhe dekhne ki koshish karta hai,

Husband: ek baar dekh lene do, phir wo khud parde lagwa lega :-)

Aj, November 22,2009 11:29PM

Friend said 2 Me: Mere pas
Ghar hai
Bike hai
Computer hai
2, 2 mobile phone hain,
Tere Pas Kaya hai.!

I replyed:
Mere Pas

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Cheeni hai ;-)

In, November 22,2009 9:14PM

THE REAL STORy

Ak larky ko larki se pyar hogaya
Larki ne larky se kaha tm mre lye kia kr skty ho
Larka bola jo tm kaho wo karonga
Larki ne kaha agr tm mjse sache mohbt krty hoto apne BAAP ka DIL lakar aao
Lrka DIL le aya lrki ne use shadi krli larki ne wo DIL theli me dal k apny room me latka dia
30 sal bad jab us ka beta bara hoky doctor ban gaya to usne us DIL ka chck up kia to wo DIL bakry ka nikla aur usne andaza lgaya k
AbBA NE AMMA KO TOPI KRADI

In, November 22,2009 10:09AM

1 pathan chinese se shadi kr k us ko ghar le aya,

Us ki Maa ne pocha ye kis ko le aya,

pathan: ap ne hi tu kaha tha k jahan cheeni dekho ghar le ao.... :p :)

In, November 22,2009 12:06AM

Is qadar hum zindagi ko manane niklay

Uski chahat k hum pagal deewanay nikle

Jab b usay dil ka haal sunana chaha

Honton se Nasibo Lal k gaany nikle ;-)

Al, November 21,2009 1:37PM

FAQEER: Allah k Naam Pe Dedo Baba

Maaf Karo Baba

FAQEER: Beta Kuch To Do

Acha Baba Jo Ye SmS Parh Raha Hai Usko Le Jao

FAQEER: Bheek Mangi Thi Bhikari Nahi.

Aj, November 21,2009 1:28PM

GIRL: I Love u..

BOY: Me too !!

GIRL: Kitna pyar karte ho mujhse

BOY: Jitna tum kerti ho

GIRL: Dafa hojao me samajhti thi tum mujse sacha pyaar karte ho..

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Aj, November 21,2009 1:18PM

Chund Lamho Ki Hy Zindagi..!!

NafRaton se Jiya Nahi KaRte..!!

Lagta Hy Dushmano se KaRni PaRey Gi GuzaRish..!!

Q K..
Dost To Ab Yaad Kiya Nahi kaRte.

Aj, November 21,2009 11:46AM

Srdar khali papr ko bar bar choom rha tha.
2nd srdar:Ye kya hai?
1st: Love letter hai.

2nd srdar:Magr ye to khali hai.

1st srdar:Aj kal bol chal band ha na;-

Aj, November 21,2009 11:44AM

When nobody mis me,
When nobody cares 4me,
When Evrybody ignores me,
Nobody msg me,
Thn i sit in a corner,
Fold my arms,
& say,

"bewafa hain sub k sub" :-(

In, November 20,2009 9:45PM

Teri Yadon Ki Hifazat Kesay Karoon
Faraz!

Mera To Apna Qurbani ka Dumba Koi Khol K Le Gaya.

In, November 20,2009 9:24PM

Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaron se nhi,
Street Crime BEROZGARI se hoti he DOUBLE SAWARI se nahi.
(Forward this msg

Z, November 20,2009 1:03PM

"New Funny GAME"
Sath sath solve karty jain warna smajh nhe ayega

Sab se pehly 1 se 9 tk koi number apny Zahen me rakh len

Thek

Phir us me 5 ADD kren

phir 2 se MULTIPLY kren

phir 2 ADD Krden

phir 5 se Multiply krden

Jo jawab aye us me se 8 subtract krden

Phir 2 se multiply krden

or 5 ADD Krden

Jo ANSWER aye usy

Ek khali PAGE
pe likh len

Phir us PAGE ka Jahaz bana k oraain or Enjoy karen
Believe me bht mazA ayega,

In, November 20,2009 10:46AM

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MußÅRÅK HØ
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Dia jata hy
Ap ko 4 u.

Aj, November 19,2009 10:39PM

"SHAMA" Pe Chala "Muqadma" "PARWANE" K "KHOON" Ka,

Pocha Gaya "SHAMA" Se, Kion Kia "KHOON" "MASOOM Ka ?

"SHAMA" Boli: "PARWANA" Jawani K Nashe Me "JHOOM" Raha Tha,

Mere Aage Peeche "GHOOM" Rha Tha,

"KHOON" Na Krti Toh Kia Krti,

Bhari "MEHFIL" Me Mujhe "CHOOM" Raha Tha.

In, November 19,2009 8:21PM

2000 main bachay parhtay thay.

A for Apple.
B for Banana.
C for Cat.
D for Dog.

2009 ki study..

A for Aata.
B for Bijli.
C for Cheeni.
D for Dhamakey¤¤

Aj, November 18,2009 11:40PM

Super Life Jeeny ka

Tension nahi leny ka

Achhy Sapny dekhny ka

Mast Life Guzarny ka

Bhoot se nahi Darny ka

Bole to...

Sheesha nahi dekhne kA..!!

Aj, November 18,2009 11:02PM

Nhi yar bat wo ni hy mene ayeshaa ko pehle b smjhya tha k mere sath ye hrkate na kray. main sb pata lga chuka hn & usko galian bi de chuka hn phir b. And u know what she did ? usny apni sis k nam sy mujhy Through TCS gift b bheja hy,mai such keh raha hn or kesy bheja hoga.. Or sb sy zyada herani mujhy isS bat pay hy k public ktni farigh hay. itnay tajasSus sy pora msg parh rhy hy k jesy mera koi secret reveal hogya.:-)
Dedicated to all Farigh people;-).

Aj, November 17,2009 11:21PM

Pathan nan ghurbat say tang akar khud ko aur apni bv ko maar daalnay ka faisla kia

us nan pistole ko apni kanpati par rakha

pathan ki bv aisa daikh kar bohot zor say hansnay lagi . . .

Guess what did pathan say ? ? ?

Pathan : OYE KHOCHAY KA BACHA ZADA KHUSH NA HO ISSAY AGLI BARI TUMHARA HA !

R, November 16,2009 12:59PM

Muhabbat ho jaye..

Yaa..

Light chali jaye..

Anjaam aik he hai..

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Neend nahin aati.

R, November 16,2009 12:57PM

WAKEEL: My lord, Qanoon ki kitaab k page number 15 k mutabiq mere mowakkil ko ba-izzat bari kia jaey..

JUDGE: Kitaab pesh ki jaey..

(kitaab pesh ki gai)

Judge ny page 15 khola tou os mein 5000 k 2 note rakhey thy..

JUDGE: Is tarah k 2 saboot or pesh kiay jaayein..!!

In, November 16,2009 11:34AM

Zara C
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", DIL MAIN ,"
",de jaga,"
",tu,"
Zara sa apna ly bana
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<) ) ( (>
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zara sa khuwabon main saja tu
<@ @>

zara sa yaadon main basa
<(',') ) (\ _\\_ main chahon tujhko meri jaan ßepanah (',') / \ >----) (-----< _/ \_

In, November 16,2009 8:45AM

DEAR CUSTOMER

Assalam-u-Alekum
Apki Dosti ki date khatm horhi hi,braye mehrbani foran 1pyara sa sms kr k dosti ko recharge karen

FROM
FRIENDSHIP CARE CENTRE...

In, November 16,2009 7:18AM

Faraz: Papa mai apni girl friend ko kia don

Papa: Wo dikhne me kasi ha?

Faraz: Wonderful, Beautiful,
Smart, Cute Nazuk pari

Papa: Mera Ufone ka number de do.

Aj, November 16,2009 12:28AM

'Köi Döst hö Tö

Tum jäiså

Köi chåhñè wålä hö tö
Tum jåiså

Köi dil sè pyärä hö tö

Tum jäisä

Sab mujh se yehi kehte hain;

R, November 15,2009 11:24PM

1pathan apni shadi waly din rukhsati k waqt roty huwy apni saali se kehta hai.?

"mat ro baji"
ye jesa tumhara behan hai waisy hi hamara bhi behan hai

R, November 15,2009 11:22PM

______
_/.DON./____
'-0-------'-0--"

DON ki car se cheni nikalna mushkil hi nhi na mumkin hy

Q?

Q k

DON khud 1 pao ly kr ja raha hai. =

R, November 15,2009 11:21PM

Musalmano jago!
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Islamic research se pata chala hai k murgi haram hai...,

Agar chori ki ho..!

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Aj, November 15,2009 12:58PM

Ek pathan ka hath machine mai akr kat gya us k dost afsos krny k lye aye kehny lagy, shukar kro k tmhra seedha hath nhi kata wrna tm khana kis se khatey,hath kis se milate?
pathan: ye tm hamary dimag ki daad do,aya to hamara seedha hath hi tha hamne kheench kr forn ulta hath de dya"

R, November 14,2009 5:15PM

Woh apni B.V se ye keh kar door chala gaya FARAZ!
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Dosti door ki achi.,

Roti tandoor ki achi.,

Daal masoor ki achi.,

B.V Ghafoor ki achi...!

R, November 14,2009 5:14PM

*._.* Dil cheer k Dekho to bhi Dard Dhoond na pao ge... Ae Dost *._.*
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Kyun k Dard to Meri Taang me hai.

R, November 14,2009 5:08PM

Read slowly:

U r a que tea, Luv lee, Grey ate, On nest, At track thief, Cheer fool, Soup pub and u r my most Pray she us fry end!
House that ;-)

R, November 14,2009 4:35PM

*CHARSI KA KHUWAB*

Kash mile mujh ko aisi lugai

Jis k hon 2 chotay chotay bhai,

Ek bharay chars cigrete mein

Or dusra bolay pio Dulha Bhai :)

R, November 14,2009 4:31PM

:: Janty ho"

:: Raat me"

:: Sab Se Ziada"

:: Maza"

:: Kab aata hy"

:: Jab kisi sotey hoey ko jaga kar Pocha jaye K"

:: So rhy ho kia

R, November 14,2009 4:24PM

Teacher to Pathan:
batao pakistan ka jhanda sub se pehle kahan lehraya gaya?

Pathan boht dair sochnay k bad bola:

Hawa me....!!!

Aj, November 14,2009 3:56PM

Russian scientists dug 1000 mtr deep n found a coper wire.
They concluded:"1000 yrs back our ancestors wr using coper cable tchnology..
American scintists dug 2000 mtr deep and found optic fibre.
They concluded:"2000 yrs back our ancestors were using optic fibre technolgy"..
Pakistani scientist dug and f0und nothng .
they c0ncluded 0ur ancest0rz wr using wireless techn0l0gy.!
Proud to b Pakistani! :-)

Aj, November 14,2009 2:17PM

1 Sardar k ghar k bahar name plate pe likha tha

"Wife-MSC aur
Husband-FSC"

1 Aadmi ne poocha Sardar G aap ki biwi ne kis subject mein MSC ki hai?
Aur Aap k FSC mein kaun se subjects thay?

Sardar:
Subjectan da te menu pata nai, Name plate da matbal aey ..

"MSC-Mother of Seven Children.
FSC-Father of Seven Children."

In, November 13,2009 10:45PM

Raat ko 1Aadmi kabr par betha tha.

Musafir ne pucha: dar nahi lagta?

Aadmi: darne ki kya baat hai.?
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Andar garmi lag rahi thi To bahar aa gaya Hu.

In, November 13,2009 1:49PM

Aisa Dost Kahan pe milta hai,

Din Raat jo aapko yaad karta hai,

Aap ka Reply aye ya na aye,

Lekin...

Woh Roz SMS ki Barsaat karta hai.

R, November 12,2009 8:45PM

Wakeel:
Tallaaq Karwane K
Rs 50,000/-Lagein gey

Husband:
Pagal Ho Kya?

Molvi Ne 500/- me Shaadi Karwai Thi!
WAKeeL:
Dekh liya na Sasty Kaam ka Nateeja...

Friday, January 1, 2010

In, November 12,2009 7:08PM

Ek pagal khat likh Raha tha.
Dr. Ne pocha kis ko likh Rahe ho?
Pagal: khudi ko.
Dr: kia likha hai?
Pagal: muje kya pata ,abi muje mila thoRi hai.

Aj, November 11,2009 10:22PM

1 Student Exam
k hall me betha copy pe apna panja bana raha tha
duty pe mojood teacher ne kaha paper me to hand ki daigram ka question nahi hai.

Student:me paper banane wale pe

lanat bhej raha hun. :D

In, November 11,2009 12:57PM

PATHAN Job k liye London jata hay

Officer:Tum Pakistan mei kiya Karobar karty
thy

Pathan:Selling
B.M.W

Officer: Cars?

Pathan:nhe BHUTTA MASALAY WALA.

Aj, November 11,2009 10:39AM

Son: parosi ki larki ko english nhi ati.

Father: tujhe kese pata ?

Son: Mene kaha
"Give me sweet kiss"
to usne 2 thappar mar dea.
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jahiiiL ki bachi ;-)

In, November 10,2009 8:20PM

>Sbse Cool?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Smart?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Sweet?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Achay?
+Aap Ho

oh hello Zyda khush Mat ho Msg Mujhko Aaya Tha!

Apko to Sirf Parhaya hai.

In, November 10,2009 8:16PM

Excluusive shair for students oNly!

"Main pehlay hi bOht say ghamo mey hon mubtala,

Isliye Mujhe resuLt ki KOi na day itaLa....!! :P

R, November 10,2009 8:05PM

Wo Kon Sa Kutta Hai Jo Insan Ka Khun Chusta Hai?
(Uska Nam "Z" Se Shuru Hota Hai)
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Ans.
Zantier
South Africa Me Paya Jata Hai But
Apka jawab b thek hai;-)

R, November 10,2009 7:05PM

Ek Pehalwan tha-

uski aik taang Neeli Ho Gai,

Hakeem ne kaha tang katni Pare gi, Zehar Phail gya Hai..

thore din Baad dosri b Neeli Ho gai..
Hakeem ne kaha k dosri b katni Pare gi, Zehar kafi Phail Gaya Hai

Plastic ki tangain Laga dein,

thore din Baad Plastic ki tangain b Neeli Ho gayin.

Hakeem ne kaha tumhari Bemari Samjh Aa Gae H tmhari dhoti ka Rang utarta H
Baqi Sab thek H...

Aj, November 10,2009 4:32PM

Pagal khane me sb pagal dance kr rhe thy

1 pagal khamosh betha tha

Dr ne socha ye pagal thek hogya he

Dr: tm khamosh q bethy ho?

Pagl:bewquf me 'Dulhan' hun

In, November 10,2009 2:52PM

Phoolo me kushbo jistrha achi lgti he

Mjko B teri dosti achi lgti he

Dost ki dawat kro to DALDA me na pakana qk,

Hr Cheez MEZAN Me Achi Lgti Ha :-P

Aj, November 10,2009 2:06PM

Machar ka bacha pehli dafa ura

Jab wo wapis aya to us ke bap ne pucha:
Urr ke kesa laga?

He replied:
Buhot maza aya
Mje dekh ke har koi taliyan baja raha tha

Aj, November 10,2009 12:26AM

Iranian presidnt having car peugeot 504 model 1977.An old house in midl class comunity
Bank blns.0
He doesn't get govt salary.His only source of income is lecturership is univsty salary $250/month.
In our country MNA gets:120,000to2 lacs salary/mnth
Constitutionl alces 100,000 Office xpenses 140,000
Free journey throughout d pak,
Free guest hous,
Free 50,000 units elect/yr Free PTCL cals 170,000/yr.
Wil our Country develope?

R, November 09,2009 11:59AM

Mareez : doctor sahib ye dawa to kahin se nahi mil rahi

Pathan doctor: oo ho.. dawai likhna to hum bhol hi gaya ye to hamara signature hai:-

R, November 09,2009 11:49 AM

Alama IQBAL Of 2009

Lb-Pe-Ati Hy Dua Bn ke Tmana Meri

Zindgi LOVERS Ki Surat Ho Khudaya Meri

IMPRESS Mujh Se Her Ek Larki Ho Jaye

Meri Ek Nazar Pe Dil Apna Woh Day Jaye

Ho Meri JEANS Se Yunhi Meray Badan Ki Zeenat

Jis Tarha MAKEUP Se Hoti Hai Husn Ki Zeenat

Ho Mera Kam School colleges ki Girlz se frdship Karna

Her HASEEN Larki Ki Maa Ki Izat Karna

Mere ALLAH Perhai Se Bachana Mujh Ko

ISHQ Ki Jo Rah Ho Usi Rah Pe Chlana Mujko

Pakistan
zindabad

Aj, November 09,2009 12:54AM

*ÄRÄBIC ÑEWZ*

HaaZa American Beghairatun Azaabun Fi Insanun Fasaadun Khabeesun Mulkun, inki wajanun pakistananun.. Aata-Tunn,Bijli-Sunn Petrol-Ghum Dhum Dhum Dhamakatun aur Balance checkun 12 paison TAXUN Kameenun.
Don't Deletun Forun Forwardun!

In, November 08,2009 3:08PM

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sirf Z ko mitao.0r khud ko BANAO DON

In, November 08,2009 2:56PM

%Andhe ke Haath Mein "TORCH..

%Behre k Haath Mein "RADIO..

%Goonge k Haath Mein "MIKE..

%Aur Kanjoos k Haath Mein 'MOBILE..

%KYA ZAMANA AGAYA'.!. . . . . . .

Aj, November 08,2009 1:19PM

; Special
c("") Tea
""" For u

I mixed it With"LOVE" &
"HAPPINESS"

But There is No
"SUGAR"
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Bcoz
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Abey 80 rupay kilo hai..
Khud daal ly

In, November 07,2009 10:54PM

'SMOKING
aik Lanat He
Jo Humare Nojwano ko Tabah kar Rahi He.
Aao Mil k is Lanat ko khatam karen.

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1 Packet Tum khatam karo
1 Packet Hum khatam kran.

Aj, November 07,2009 12:13AM

Extreme of fashion?
-Dhoti with zip

Extreme of secrecy?
-Blank Visiting Card

Extreme of Stupidity?
-Looking through a keyhole of a glas door

Extreme of kanjusi?
-A MEMON after accident lying on d road giving miscalls to EDHI!

Extreme of lie?
-A habshi takng bath & singng
PANI MEN JALE MERA GORA BADAN.

In, November 06,2009 5:32PM

Mobile bana hua hy hr Larky ki Shaan,

Call kr k Larkiyon ko krta hy Pareshan,

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehta hy Meri Jaan,

Teri awaz sun'ne ko tarasty hen Mere Kaan,

Girlfriend bana kr akarta hy Pehelwan,

Doston ko hr raaz bata kr krta hy Heran,

Kehta hy Larkiyon ko ullu banana hy boht Aasan,

Hosh kr Ay Larki..! Apne Apko Pehchan,

Mat Aa Inke chakkar me ye sab hen Shaitan,

Ab Kisi ki call aye to Usko bolna Bhai Jan

Aj, November 06,2009 2:43PM

A Famous RUSSIAN QUOTE

"Never Trust a Crying WOMAN and a
Smiling MAN,
both are extremly Dangerous."

It is TRUE

See
Crying MEERA
&
Smiling AZ

Z, November 06,2009 2:32 M

Once a Chunti saw a piece of Gurr and a piece of imlee..

She went to eat them but On tha way She saw a Chunta :)

She left the Gurr and imlee

&

went with the
Chunta..

MORAL OF STORY:

GURR se meetha ishq ishq
IMLEE se khatta ishq ishq ;-)

R, November 05,2009 10:44PM

Boy: If i Try To kiss u!

GirL: Main shor macha doon gi..

Boy: Lekin yahan To door door Tak koi nahi hy

GirL: I know But formaLity To puri karni ha na.

R, November 05,2009 8:55PM

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Saiß Khao !
Is se
Taaqat
Ayegi

Taaqat
Aai To Himmat
Paida Hogi

Himmat
Hoi to Jazßa
Paida Hoga

Jazßa
Hua To SMS
karo Ge..

£ekin Peh£e Tum

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" . _ . "
Saiß Khao.

R, November 05,2009 8:52PM

Zindgi K Lye Dil Ki Zrurat Hy

Dil K Lye Khushyou Ki Zrurat Hy

Khushyou K Lye DOST Ki Zrurat Hy

Or Achay DOST K Lye

Al-Humdulillah
Sb Ko Meri Zrurat hy.

In, November 05,2009 1:52PM

Neend jab b muje agosh me leti hai,
apka chehra nigaho me bas jata hai,
ek dum se meri ankh khul jati hai,
aur dil se yehi awaz ati hai

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Ami
BHOOOOT.

Aj, November 05,2009 12:07PM

Teacher:
Bachon,
sabaq parh0 Sadaqat ka, Amanat ka, Shujaat ka,
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Pathan:
Lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parheyn.....:-x:-D

Aj, November 05,2009 12:10AM

Alkaloids (Heavily Derivatized Amino Acid),
Atropine,
Cocaine,
Morphine,
Tetrodotoxin,
Vincristine,
Vinblastine,
Tetrahydrocann,
Steroids,
Glycosides,
Resveratrol,
Phenazines,
Pyocyanin,
Ye msg 3 baar Parh kar 4 logon ko send karen.

InshaAllah Dimagh ki Lassi ban jayegi,:-)

R, November 04,2009 8:23PM

Haqiqat samjo ya afsaana

apna samjo ya begana

Hamara apka rishta hy purana

is lye farz tha aapko batana

k BAKRA EID aa rahi hy,

ab shuru krdo ghaas khana.

R, November 04,2009 8:09PM

Stadium me 1 lrki ne face pr flag bnaya hua tha......

1 lrka pas aya or zoor se kiss kr k bola

ommm......ahhh!
My sweet Pakistan i love pakistan.

R, November 04,2009 7:02PM

Aik Admi ny Hotel k Room mein Computer dekha tu socha k B.V ko mail kar don.
Us ny mail likh k Galat Address py Send kar di.
Jis Aurat ko mail mili wo Apny Shohar ko Dafna k ayi thi.
Mail Parhte hi Aurat Be-Hosh ho Gae.
Mail mein likha tha: Begum,Main Kheriyat se Pohach Geya hon.
Yahan Net ki Sahulat Mojood hai.
Kal hi Tumhy bhi Bulwa lunga
INSHA-ALLAH

Aj, November 04,2009 2:30PM

2 Pathan cricket Match dekh rahe thy.
Afridi ne six mara.

Pehla Pathan:
Wah kiya goal kiya hai!

Dusra: Bewaquf goal is me nahi, crickt me hota hai... :D

R, November 04,2009 1:25PM

POLICE
15

PTCL
17

EDHI
115

LOVE
143

FROAD
420

MURDER
302

MUSLIM
786

Telenor
0345

Jazz
0300

Zong
0313

James Bond
007

&

LOVE Help line..
reply me

R, November 04,2009 1:23PM

Best Sms.

"A Mother Makes Her Son "Gentle" In 20 years,

But...!

A Girl Can Make Him "Mental" In 20 Second."

"Geo Larkio"...!;-)

R, November 04,2009 1:20PM

Difference b/w a Friend & a best friend

FRIEND: dont worry everything will b alright

BEST FRIEND:
Ghalti ki hy ab bhugat. Hr jaga zaleel hi karwata hy.

FRIEND: You are looking dashing

BEST FRIEND:
Kabhi dhang k kapre b pehen lia kr. Hamesha pappu hi bana rehta hai;-)

FRIEND: Ur dress is cool.

BEST FRIEND: Kis se le k pehna hai?:-D

FRIEND: Its alright i'll pay.

BEST FRIEND: Tera wallet to ghar reh gya hoga? Tu ne mera wallet jo dekh lia hai..

Z, November 04,2009 12:34AM

Bohat dino sey mein bhoola hua tha dosto ko Faraz...

Aaj film Kameenay dekhi tu sab yaad aa gaye!

, November 04,2009 12:30AM

Mere pass balance nai hai.
Plz... 30 ka l0ad kar do. Please !!

ary yaar kbi to msg adhura parha kro:-

R, November 03,2009 11:17PM

Musibat me ho to kabhi ye na socho k kon sa dost kaam aye ga!

balkay

ye socho k..

Kon sa dost Kaminapan dikhaye ga..

R, November 03,2009 11:16PM

"Inzamam" can not understand English

Once a comentator asked,
"Inzi! Your wife had a child last week. Is it true?"

Inzamam:
"First of all thank 2 ALLAH and all credit goes to boys, they really worked hard..
Specially AFRIDI is doing well.
I think this is a team effort"

Aj, November 03,2009 11:12PM

A man calls "FM radio" n says:
"I hv found a wallet vid a hell lot of cash, a credit card &
ID Card of that person, it belongs to Mr. Jamshed Khan with the address House on 3,Gulshan e iqbal,Block-2 Karachi."
Rj:"So U want to gv him back his wallet?"
Man:" No! I want to dedicate him a SAD song" :-D

R, November 03,2009 8:44PM

Sardar biwi k office gya to dekha biwi boss ki goud men bethi thi
.
.
Sardar:chal Roopa aisi jaga kaam nahi krna jahan staff k lie kursi b na ho.

R, November 03,2009 8:36PM

Sardar:
Is sheeshay ki kia gurntee hai?
Dukandar:
Ap isko 100 manzil se niche girao.
Ye sheesha
99 manzil tak nahi totega.
Sardar: Wah oye!
kar de pack

R, November 03,2009 8:21PM

EdisOn use 2 Stdy in Small Lamp
Graham Bel use 2 Stdy in Candle
Shakespare use 2 Stdy in Street Lite
Muje ye smjh nhi ata
Kmbkht Din May Chars peete they kia?

R, November 03,2009 8:10PM

FILM:
"AAO BARBAD KAREIN PAKISTAN"

DIRECTED BY:
Asif Ali Zardari

HERO:
Yousaf Raza Gilani

HEROINE:
Fahmida Mirza

VILLAN:
Nawaz & Shahbaz

SCRIPTED IN:
Dubai
SHOOTED IN:
Islamabad

MUSIC BY:
MQM

ACTION BY:
Al-Qaida

SUSPENSE BY:
Chief Justice

Help role:
Asfandyar Wali

FRIENDLY APPEARANCE:
America

Aj, November 03,2009 7:31PM

Park main rabbit ha,
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*wah wah
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*park main rabbit ha,
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*wah ge wah
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ap ko tang krna mere habbit ha .;-)

In, November 03,2009 6:27PM

APPLICATION
To,
The Friend
Owner of my
heart & life.
Yar,
I beg to say that i love u & i cant liv without u. So,kindly give me some place in your heart. I shall b very thankful to u.

yours
obediently,
Name : Mohabat
Roll # : pyar
Class : love
Date : forever
Expire : never.)

In, November 03,2009 4:08AM

Kya
jab
dekho
mobile
men
lage
rahte
ho
kabhi
msg
parh
rahe
ho
to
kabhi
call
karte
ho
Yeh
jo
msg
he
na
ye
bhi
mujhe
kisi
ne
bheja
he
ab
ye
msg
itna
bara
he
k
tum
parh
parh
k
thak
jao
ge
magar
ye
massage
khatam
nahin
hoga
ab
tum
soch
rahe
hoge
k
ye
kab
bakwas
khatam
ho
or
men
bhi
kisi
ko
bhejon
or
@hej
k
tang
karon
ye
msg
itni
aasani
se
tumhari
jan
chornai
wala
nahin
he
is
k
badle
aap
ko
muskurana
ho
ga
us
k
liye
jis
ne
aap
ko
ye
message
kiya
hai
ha ha ha..

No, November 03,2009 3:41AM

Student:
Sir! Monkey aur donkey main kya farak hai?

TEACHER:
Agar message parhney wala hans parey to M0NKEY,
Agar na hansey to DONKEY.

Aj, October 31,2009 11:52PM

2 pathan ek acident me mr gye

Frishta aya.
dono se pocha kon ho?
boly Muslman

1 se pocha nam kia hy
bola
ikhlas khan
fristy ny kha sura ikhlas sunao
usny jaldi sy suna di or bach gya

Frishty ny 2nd sy nam pocha
wo preshan ho kr bola
nam to yasin hy mgr PYAR sy sb KOSAR KOSAR kehty hen. :) :D

Aj, October 31,2009 11:40PM

"ANMOL DUA"

Ya Rab Merey Soye Hue DOST Ko Jaga De.

Bistar Hai Uska Narm To Patthar Ka Bana De.

Macharon Ki "Duty"
Us k Uppar Laga De.

Jis Ki Hawa Se Wo Madhosh Hai,
Pankha wo Jala De.

Or Kuch Nhi To Bas Usey Ek Saza De.

Khwaab Main Usey
Shesha he dekha day..

No, October 31,2009 10:27PM

Ek Baat Bolun

Naraz Mat Hona

Bol Doon

Me Tm sey

Pyar

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Sy keh Raha Hon
SMs kr Do.
Warna acha nahi hoga(ANY ABOUT)...

In, October 31,2009 07:44AM

1 Sahab ki Lottery me Paris Tour ka Prize nikal aya!

Us ne Office se foran Wife ko fone kiya or Khushi se bola:
Darling! Mere sath Paris chalogi?

Wife Khushi se boli:
Haan Bilkul! Paris to 1 Muddat se Mere Khwabon me basa hai...Main Ap k sath Zarur chalun gi!
Ap Kon Sahab bol rahe hain?

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