Pyaray or aziz dosto..
ASLAM O ALAIKUM..!!!
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Bas salam karna tha ab apna kam karo SHABASH...
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Aj, December 22,2009 9:32AM
Plz 4wd dis kyon k ye aam Msg nai balky Apeal hy Sab logo se k Khuda k liye "OMORE" Ice Cream mat khayen Kyon k us ko Khanay se
Hoti ha
"gudgud gudi"
Hoti ha
"gudgud gudi"
In, December 21,2009 10:02PM
WO kon si ghari thi jab aap paida huy?
CITIZEN
RÖLEX
SEIKO
RADO
QUARTZ
Ya koi or?
Jaldi jawab dain.
Company
band karwani hay
ta k
aisa HADSA
Phir na ho
CITIZEN
RÖLEX
SEIKO
RADO
QUARTZ
Ya koi or?
Jaldi jawab dain.
Company
band karwani hay
ta k
aisa HADSA
Phir na ho
In, December 21,2009 8:57PM
Free
Free
Free
Badal k saath Barsta free
Asman k saath Chand free
Sitaron k saath sapne free
Or is sms k saath Humari yaad free
Free
Free
Badal k saath Barsta free
Asman k saath Chand free
Sitaron k saath sapne free
Or is sms k saath Humari yaad free
In, December 21,2009 4:00PM
Beopari: Yeh bakra 9500 yeh 8000 woh 7000 aur woh wala sirf 500 ka
Gahak: 500 ka Q
Shab ji!China ka hai,koi gaurantee nahi ghar ja ke bhonkna shuru kar de :-)
Gahak: 500 ka Q
Shab ji!China ka hai,koi gaurantee nahi ghar ja ke bhonkna shuru kar de :-)
In, December 21,2009 11:52AM
Main ne Pucha Chand se deKha hai kahin mery Dost sa Haseen?
Chand ne kaha tery Baap ka nokar nhi.. Aur itni Upar se Nazar aata B nhi :->
Chand ne kaha tery Baap ka nokar nhi.. Aur itni Upar se Nazar aata B nhi :->
R, December 20,2009 8:08PM
Sardar:
Kash khuda ne menu 'Brush' banaya honda te mei teri zulfa vich firna si?
Sardarni:
Thora wadda banaya honda te Tu Flush vich firna si.... :)
Kash khuda ne menu 'Brush' banaya honda te mei teri zulfa vich firna si?
Sardarni:
Thora wadda banaya honda te Tu Flush vich firna si.... :)
Aj, December 19,2009 8:49PM
i like three things in mY LIFE:
1) CHICKEN RICE.
2) COCA COLA.
3) U.
REASON:
chicken rice 4 EATING,
coke 4 drinking.
& you
Chanda bartan kon dhoey ga!
1) CHICKEN RICE.
2) COCA COLA.
3) U.
REASON:
chicken rice 4 EATING,
coke 4 drinking.
& you
Chanda bartan kon dhoey ga!
R, December 19,2009 7:02PM
WXY WXY
WXY WXY
Nahi Samajh Aya?
Zara Ulta Kr K Dekho,
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Oay namonay
Jab Seedha Samajh Nhi aya tu ulta kya smjhy ga??
WXY WXY
Nahi Samajh Aya?
Zara Ulta Kr K Dekho,
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Oay namonay
Jab Seedha Samajh Nhi aya tu ulta kya smjhy ga??
R, December 19,2009 5:16PM
Animals ki khusosiyat
Horse: Aakhri Saans Taak Saath Nibhata Hai
Monkey: Banana khata Hai
Dog: Wafadar Hota Hai
plz agay mat perhna
stop!
Mat perho
Gadha:
wohi karta hai jis kam se mana kiya jaye:-)
Horse: Aakhri Saans Taak Saath Nibhata Hai
Monkey: Banana khata Hai
Dog: Wafadar Hota Hai
plz agay mat perhna
stop!
Mat perho
Gadha:
wohi karta hai jis kam se mana kiya jaye:-)
Aj, December 17,2009 12:32AM
Zindagi ka maqsad!
Zindagi ka maqsad hy aisy dost talash krna jin se agr dozakh me b mulakat ho to boly
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"CHAL, AJA SHAITAN Se TAFREEH LETE HAIN.."
;-)
Zindagi ka maqsad hy aisy dost talash krna jin se agr dozakh me b mulakat ho to boly
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"CHAL, AJA SHAITAN Se TAFREEH LETE HAIN.."
;-)
Aj, December 16,2009 10:08PM
A man goes into a bank with a gun and demands money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks:
Did you see me rob this bank?
The man replied:
Yes sir, I did.
The robber shot him instantly.
The robber then turned to a couple standing next to the dead body and asked the man:
Did you see me rob this bank?
The man replied:
No sir, I did not, but my wife did. :D
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MORAL:
When opportunity knocks, make use of it...!! ;)
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks:
Did you see me rob this bank?
The man replied:
Yes sir, I did.
The robber shot him instantly.
The robber then turned to a couple standing next to the dead body and asked the man:
Did you see me rob this bank?
The man replied:
No sir, I did not, but my wife did. :D
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MORAL:
When opportunity knocks, make use of it...!! ;)
In, December 16,2009 5:50PM
Zindagi main hamesha 1 baat yaad rakho..
Kabhi kisi k Dil se mat khelo
Q k
Dil 1 hee hota hai.
Agar khelna hi hai to
"KIDNEYS" se khelo wo 2 hoti hain....
Kabhi kisi k Dil se mat khelo
Q k
Dil 1 hee hota hai.
Agar khelna hi hai to
"KIDNEYS" se khelo wo 2 hoti hain....
In, December 16,2009 5:29PM
D e k h o
S o c h o
G h o r
K a r o
O r
Y a d k a r o
K
L a s t S M S
K a b
K i y a t h a
Khud hi sharm aye gi apni kanjosi pr;-)
S o c h o
G h o r
K a r o
O r
Y a d k a r o
K
L a s t S M S
K a b
K i y a t h a
Khud hi sharm aye gi apni kanjosi pr;-)
In, December 16,2009 4:52PM
King of Countries,
Beloved of my father,
Support 4 my mother's heart,
My brother is sit on a horse.
Samajh aayi ?
Nahi ?
Don't worry English samjhna har kisi k bus ki baat nahi.
Aap k liye punjabi version.
Desan da Raja
Meray Babul da pyara
Ambri de dil da sahara
Ni veer mera ghori charheya.
Beloved of my father,
Support 4 my mother's heart,
My brother is sit on a horse.
Samajh aayi ?
Nahi ?
Don't worry English samjhna har kisi k bus ki baat nahi.
Aap k liye punjabi version.
Desan da Raja
Meray Babul da pyara
Ambri de dil da sahara
Ni veer mera ghori charheya.
Z, December 15,2009 11:37PM
Aik Khan saab kahin ja rahe thay K aik diwaar pe parha,
"Parhne Wala Kutta"
Khan saab ko boht ghussa aya,
unho ne Mita kar likh diya !
"Likhnay Wala Kutta".
"Parhne Wala Kutta"
Khan saab ko boht ghussa aya,
unho ne Mita kar likh diya !
"Likhnay Wala Kutta".
R, December 15,2009 6:04PM
MAN TO HIS FRIEND: "my wife died yesterday, i am trying to cry but tears are not coming out,
What to do?
FRIEND: no problem, Just imagine she is coming back.
What to do?
FRIEND: no problem, Just imagine she is coming back.
Aj, December 15,2009 12:23PM
Ghare£u Totkey:
1-Agr apko kutta kat £ey to ap usey kat £en.Hisab brabar.
2-Doodh phat jaye to safaid dhagay se c £en,Kisi ko pta nahi cha£ey ga.
3-Agr apka qad chota hai to 3,4 mrtba phansi £en Agr bach gaey to boht faida hoga.
4-Agr ap k baal girty hen to ganjay ho jaen phir kabi nahi giren gey:-)
1-Agr apko kutta kat £ey to ap usey kat £en.Hisab brabar.
2-Doodh phat jaye to safaid dhagay se c £en,Kisi ko pta nahi cha£ey ga.
3-Agr apka qad chota hai to 3,4 mrtba phansi £en Agr bach gaey to boht faida hoga.
4-Agr ap k baal girty hen to ganjay ho jaen phir kabi nahi giren gey:-)
Z, December 15,2009 12:05PM
4wd this msg
Q k ye 1 Aam msg nahi balkay appeal hæ
Sub Muslims se appeal hai k khuda k liye "WALL'S" ice cream mat khayen
Q k
"PH¡R MERA B D¡L KARTA HA¡"
Q k ye 1 Aam msg nahi balkay appeal hæ
Sub Muslims se appeal hai k khuda k liye "WALL'S" ice cream mat khayen
Q k
"PH¡R MERA B D¡L KARTA HA¡"
Aj, December 15,2009 12:17AM
If A Devil Catches U
What Will U Do?
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I Know
U Both Will Start Playing...
Its Natural
When Close Friends Meet
They Have Fun;-)
What Will U Do?
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I Know
U Both Will Start Playing...
Its Natural
When Close Friends Meet
They Have Fun;-)
Aj, December 15,2009 12:09AM
"Aey ALLAH! un tamam students ko exam mein kamyab farma jinhe saal bhar parhne ki fursat na mili,
Un masoom hathon ko himmat dy jinhon ny unlimitd sms packages ko kbhe zaya nhi hone diya,
Khudaya un aankhon ko imtehaan mein roshni ata karna jo T.V or Net py beth k kamzor ho gaee hain,
Un ghareeb bachun bachiyon ki madad farma jo happy hours me bat krty rhy or parh nahi saky."
AAMEEN.
Ye msg apny jesy nek logon ko forward karen ;)
Un masoom hathon ko himmat dy jinhon ny unlimitd sms packages ko kbhe zaya nhi hone diya,
Khudaya un aankhon ko imtehaan mein roshni ata karna jo T.V or Net py beth k kamzor ho gaee hain,
Un ghareeb bachun bachiyon ki madad farma jo happy hours me bat krty rhy or parh nahi saky."
AAMEEN.
Ye msg apny jesy nek logon ko forward karen ;)
In, December 14,2009 2:05PM
Teri piyaari Sorat pe Dil haron
Teri har zarorat pe jan varon
Jab bhi sochon teri harkaton k bare mai
Dil kre tujhe rakh k CHAMAAT maron:-)
Teri har zarorat pe jan varon
Jab bhi sochon teri harkaton k bare mai
Dil kre tujhe rakh k CHAMAAT maron:-)
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