R, December 30,2009 6:41PM

Mai tumhe bhula do yeh kabhi ho nai saktha,








or







Tum mujhe bhula do,









yeh To phir Beghairti hy Na.... ;-)

R, December 30,2009 5:32PM

Dil mai ap,

Ankhön mai ap,

Sanso mai ap,

Har jaga ap hi ap,

Na jane kab hogi hmari zindagi
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"JARASEEM"
se pak?. . .

In, December 30,2009 4:30PM

Khuda kray k naya saal ap ko ras a jae

Jisay ap chahtay ho wo ap k pas ajae

Ap sara saal kanwaray na rahain

Ap ka rishta le k ap ki saas a jae.(AAMEEN)
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R, December 30,2009 3:42PM

Dil se her pal chahat ki sada ati he,
Yad mujhko teri her ada ati he,

Send kr do tum apna sara balance mujh ko,
Phir yaqeen ho k tmko b wafa ati hai

Aj, December 29,2009 1:09AM

Dosti boht achi tarha nibhaengy,

Koshish rahegi k ap ko nahi staengy,

Kabhi na pasand aaye 7 humara to btadena,

GINN b na paoge itny chamaat lagayenge...

Aj, December 29,2009 12:49AM

Ek kaam kr yaar





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is msg ko DELETE karde
Dosra bejhti hun:-)

In, December 29,2009 12:40AM

Girl:
Muje Ik Esa Husbnd Chahiay Jo Achi Achi Baten Kare
Hansi Mazaq Kare
Or Raton Ko Muje songs Sunaye.

Sardar:
Tusi Husbnd nu maro goli FM Radio Le Lo!

In, December 28,2009 12:47AM

Lo aa gy wohi din,

Wohi rangeli shamen

Wohi sard or thandi raten

Ab tum b chale ao

Es mosam ma na satao

Apni surili awaz ma wohi geet sunao



GARM AANDYYY

In, December 27,2009 10:37PM

Ansoo tere diggan te Akh meri howe,

Chot teno lage te dard mainu howe,

Rab kare saadi DOSTI enni pakki howe

K..

Juttiyan tanu vajjan te Ghalti meri howe..

R, December 27,2009 12:05AM

TEST...
Agar ap se kaha jay k,
"char zero aik sat" likh k dikhain
To ap kese likhen ge?
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AiseY?


G nhe...


4017;-)
akal chahiey akal.

R, December 27,2009 12:02AM

Pathan:Halwai se tum kitne saal se jalebi bna rahe ho?

Halwai bare fikar se! 30 saal se

Pathan: Bari sharam ki bat hai

tum se aj tak jalebi seedhi nhi bani.

R, December 26,2009 2:15PM

India k aik mandir me buri neyat wale log ghayab ho jate the aik din,


Imran hashmi gaya imran ghayab,

Salman gaya salman ghayab,

Ketrina gae bhagwan ghayab.

R, December 26,2009 2:13PM

Tanhai me aksar beth kar balance Chek kia karte the
"Faraz"

Ek Bagaret ne Us par bhi Tax laga diya....

R, December 26,2009 2:11PM

Teacher:dehLi me Kutub MiNar hy

1 Pathan CLass me so Rha tha

Teacher Ne use Jagya or Ghusy se bola

Batao mene kya kaha?

Pathan
Haa...DehLi me Kutta Bimar hy

In, December 26,2009 1:20AM

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PAKISTAN Me
MAH-E-L0AD SHEDDING Ka CHAND dubara Nzar Aa gya Hy
Tamam Log Qurbani K Lye Tayar Ho Jayen

---WAPDA---

In, December 25,2009 5:38PM

; Special
c("") Tea
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I mixd it With"LOVE" &
"HAPINESS"

But There is No
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Abey SUGAR 80 rupay kilo hy!
khud dalo

R, December 25,2009 4:11PM

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<"\_ Zara aram se.. Hamein b pata hai tumhri aj "EID" hai. Hahahaha

Aj, December 25,2009 3:28PM

Yar kisi ko Matric, Inter, B.com ya KOi aur papers me numbrs barhwane hon to mujhe Name aur Roll no. sms kardena.







Me Masjid me Dua karwaongi!;-

R, December 24,2009 8:14PM

DUNIA main kabi ache insan ki talaash main mat nikalna
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Aaj kal thand hai aur
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R, December 24,2009 6:44PM

Itni btamiz lerki mainey zindagi main nae dekhi







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jo kehti hai "ap k acount ki raqam is cal k liay na kafi hai"

Z, December 23,2009 12:05AM

Karachi ki streets men bole jane wale Golden Words;

DADA

AALAAT

P0NKA

GHANTA

KADDU

KADDAH

CHAL NIKAL

KYA ITEM HAI

APNI BHABHI TO DEKH

KOI NAI BACHI PHANSI KYA

IZZAT HOGAI

WATT LAGA DI

&

most used,,





"AISA KARO GE TO KON AYEGA"

Z, December 23,2009 12:04AM

Mantay hain k Lahore Lahore hai,

Par "kArAcHi"
uska shohar hai,

Jitna total Lahore hai,

utna to Karachi mien "GULISTAN-e-JAUHAR" Hai..

R, December 22,2009 8:22PM

Phir Kahin Dur Se Ek Bar Sada Do Mujhko
Meri Tanhai Ka Ehsas Dila Do Mujhko
Tum To Chand Ho Tumhen Meri Zarorat Kia
Mein To Pyasa Hun
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7up Hi Pila Do Mujhko.

R, December 22,2009 8:19PM

Tum Hamare
***{ DiL }***
Me Baste ho



Tum hamare
"""""¿ DiL ¿"""""
Me Baste ho

Lekin >>>

Thora Side me
Ho jao


<<< Saans ki Naali Me Q phanste ho:-)

R, December 22,2009 7:58PM

1 Dehati ne PC Hotel Chaye Ka Order Dia,

Waiter Ne 1 Choty Se Cup Men Chaye Di,

Dehati 1 Sans Men Chaye P K Bola "Babu Mittha Theek Hai,Hun Chah Liya".

R, December 22,2009 7:57PM

Bhoot 1 BURHiya se: Main tera khon p jaun ga

Burhiya: Pena hay to kisi jawan admi ka pio uska khoon garam hoga

Bhoot: Nahi mera aj cold drink pene ka mood hai

R, December 22,2009 7:32PM

Wen sum1 touches U & U don't feel it, it's Ignorance!

Wen sum1 touches U & U feel it, it's Luv!

Wen nobody touches U & still U feel!
Bhag le Beta! BHOOT hai!