Z, January 05,2010 6:03PM

Apke liye ek achi aur ek buri khabar

.

Achi khabar ye ke koi buri khabar nhi

.

Aur buri khabar yeh ke koi achi khabar nhi....:-P

R, January 05,2010 12:04AM

Apki yaad dil se
Km hony nhi denge,

Ap jesa dost hm khone b nhi denge,

Shrafat se hr roz YAD kya kro,

Wrna mobile b cheen lenge or rone b nhi denge.

In, January 04,2010 11:58PM

1 Aadmi PATHAN Ko Mar Raha Tha Logo Ne Pocha K Q Mar Rahe Ho?
Wo Bola
¤
SALA 1 GHANTAY SE PUCH RAHA HAI K..
¤
¤
Happy new year KI NAMAZ KItNAY BAJAY HAI.

R, January 04,2010 9:59PM

Teacher 2 sindhi: M.B.B.S ka kia matlab hai?

Sindhi: MOHTARMA BENAZIR BHUTTO SHAHEED....!

R, January 04,2010 9:59PM

Teacher 2 sindhi: M.B.B.S ka kia matlab hai?

Sindhi: MOHTARMA BENAZIR BHUTTO SHAHEED....!

R, January 04,2010 8:22PM

PAKiSTAN Ka Mosam Kesa B Ho.

"AATA"
Milay Ya Na Milay

"BiJLi"
Aye Ya Jaye

"TiME"
1 Ghanta Aagay Ho Ya Peechay

"HOLiDAY"
Friday Ko Ho Ya Sunday Ko

"PETROL"
Mazeed MehnGa Ho Ya Sasta

"PANi"
Aye Na Aye
.
.
.
.





Mgr Is Azeem hasti
K SmS
apko
Pehly B Aaty Thy
Or Ainda B Aatay Rahen Gay..

R, January 04,2010 8:19PM

Lo bhai dekho kitna nafees shair Arz kia hai..

Ankhon Mai jalaye rakhta hun main ap ki Yadoon k Deep,


Hato Bachoo,

Peep
Peeep
Peeeeep
Peeeeeeeeep..

Z, January 04,2010 3:20PM

UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER

Khali JAGA PE 'U' LAGAO AUR BAN JAO

ST___PID


B___DH___


BEWAK___F


___LL___


Dekha!

TUM HEE TO HO.;-)

R, January 03,2010 8:23PM

Aik Charsi Mazaar pr Dua kr raha tha,
Mera Prize Bond kisi tarah nikal jay...
Jaise hi wo Mazaar se bahir aaya,
kisi ne uski jaib se Prize Bond Nikaal lia.
Wo doubara Mazar par gia aur bola,
"BABA G" pehlay puri gal samajh lia karo tay fair Action Leyaa kro...!;-)

R, January 03,2010 8:07PM

Fact of classroom-
Jab professor tumhe
Class se baher nikal de

TO SAMAJH LO k

He might b afraid dat u know more than him..
B Positive..!!;-)

R, January 03,2010 5:53PM

Jis K Intezar
Main Ki Hain Tu
Ne Apni Ankhain
Num,



Zara Ghor Se
Dekh! Ye to Nahi Hai Tera Wo
Sanam?

(\./)
/.".) "^--- ,,
\,,/"( ,_ ,_ ; )",
Dhen/\Cho

In, January 03,2010 12:09AM

2009 mein sub sey zyada "mitti paleed" kes ki hui?
Nominates:
1. Bush
2. zardari
3. Shoaib Akhtar.
4. Parvez Musharaf.
&
The Winner Is
( '-')

FARAZ

R, January 02,2010 11:21PM

Sardar g:
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Main MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Qameez to Seedhi ker Lo, Subha se ulti pehn k ghom rahy ho..

In, January 02,2010 1:15AM

Arz kiya hai:

Teri yadon ne bewafa aisa liya hai Badla



Teri yadon ne bewafa aisa liya hai badla



K raat bhar rotay rahay or subha hogaya"NazLa"

In, January 02,2010 1:14AM

Gööd Time


Bäd Time


Däy Time


Night Time


Off Time


Work Time


Häppy Time


Säd Time


Sleep Time


KISI B Time


MERA SMS Aä Sktä Hy So
"Plz Nevr Miñd"

In, January 02,2010 1:09AM

Ek din chand ne mujse kaha k tre sb dost KANJuS hen PAGAL hen GAREEB hen FAQiR han
BEKAR han
FAltu han
Me ne chand ko ghora or ghuse se kaha,



Muje pata he!

Z, January 01,2010 9:09PM

American Citizen; Hum Log Ghar ki Rakhwali k Liye kUTTA Rakhte Hain.
Pakistani Citizen: Ye Konsi Bari Baat Hai Humne To Pure Mulk k Liye Rakha Hua Hai :-

In, January 01,2010 8:38PM

Ye Zaruri To Nahi K Sirf Aag Hi Se Jale Insan









Kuch log to Mujhe daikh kr Bhi jalte rehte hain....;-):-

In, January 01,2010 8:10PM

Mere1 Msg Ki Kimat Tm Kya Jano

Sb Msgs K Sr Ka Taaj Hota He Mera 1Msg

Mobile K Inbox ki laj hota he mra 1msg

Hr Kisi K Inbox Ka Khwab Hota He Mra 1Msg...!

R, January 01,2010 7:48PM

Chini ki line me khra admi ghuse se:Me sader ko Marne Ja Rha Hu
Kuch der bad waps line me agya
Ksi ne pocha

Mardia

udasi se jwab dia Waha b line lgi hue ha

R, January 01,2010 3:58PM

Laraz gaya jism jab main ne uski "Daadi" se kaha koi purana gana to sunao...

Aur Daadi ne kha!
.

.

.


"i wana chiggi wiggi wid u boy";-)

Z, January 01,2010 12:35PM

~ Best Error Message Of The Century ~



An error shown by a computer:


No Keyboard connected,
Press F1 to Continue..

R, December 31,2009 4:27PM

Na dekh aasman ko itni hasrat se,



dost...!!!



koi PARINDA teray monh par POTE kar jayega...!!!

R, December 31,2009 4:24PM

Nurse: Sir bed no 22 waley patient ka 4 dafa BP check kia har dafa barh jata hai,

Dr: Ab check karo to apna dupatta theek kar lena..

Z, December 31,2009 3:56PM

Lrka:Agr me mar gya tu kia tm 2sri shadi krogi?

Lrki:Nhi me apni BEHN k sath reh loo gi

lrki:Aur agr me mar gai tu?

Lrka:Me b Tmhari BEHN k sath reh loon ga.

Z, December 31,2009 3:48PM

A TRUE STORY:

Kisi Darakht pe 1 Ullu Betha Karta tha

1 Din Wo Darakht Kat Diya Gaya

Darakht Bohat Khush Hua k Shukar Hai.Ab mujh Par Koi Ullu Nahi Bethega

Lekin Darakht ki Khushi Us Waqt Khak me Milgai
Jab

Usko Kaat kar
Sadr ki Kursi Bana Di gai.

Ab Us Par ULLU ka PATHA Bethta
hai

Z, December 31,2009 3:47PM

Teacher: zinda rehne k liye kia cheez zaruri hai.?


.


Student:
zinda rehne k Liye teri kasam.

Ek mulakat zaruri hai sanam..

Z, December 31,2009 3:46PM

Usse pyar kr k meri kismat hi jag gai..

Usse pyar kr k meri arzo b jag gai..

Mene itne love letter post kye Faraz..

K wo zalim POSTMAN k sath hi bhag gai

In, December 30,2009 10:16PM

Father:Beti tum Mujhe Pehle PAPA kehti thi.

Ab DAD kehna Shuro kr diya.

Kya Wajah hai?



Beti:Come on DAD, PAPA kehny se Lipstick kharab ho jati hai.

Z, December 30,2009 10:05PM

Wife;

"kal humari shadi ki salgirah hai
Is khushi k moqay par q na BAKRA katwa lain"


Husband;
"ghalti main nay ki hai to saza ous ghareeb BAKRAY ko q dain.

Z, December 30,2009 10:00PM

The Law Says
"If U Can't Convince Them
Then At least Confuse Them"


Do U Know Which Law It Is?




This Is


"Law Of Answering In Examination"
Apna Law Yaar! :)

Z, December 30,2009 9:57PM

Kitni Ajeeb Hai Ye
"MISS" Se Mohabat
''JANI''


Hum Ne Dia Unhen
"LOVE LETTER" Or Unho Ne "HOME WORK" Samj K Chek Kr Dia..:-(

Z, December 30,2009 9:54PM

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free..

Z, December 30,2009 9:51PM

Behind every successful student,
there is one Girl friend or a boyfriend.
But wht about a failed student??
??
??
A beautiful Teacher..!!

Z, December 30,2009 9:46PM

Arz hai:

Rutha hai aisay Wo Humse jaisay Hum Usay mana lain gay,
.
.
Itna Waqt kon Zaya karay? itnay may to Doosra phansa lein gay ;-)

Z, December 30, 2009 9:43 PM

Doctor: Aap ka aur aap ki begum ka blood group aik hi hai.??

Mariz: Zahir hai 9 saal se mera khoon pi rahi hai... Ab tak to aik hi hogaya hoga....

Z, December 30,2009 9:39PM

www.missu.com

...?????...

>>>-found-<<< loading > 10%




>30%




>60%




> 100%

"completed"

U r fully loaded in my heart.
I Miss you!

R, December 30,2009 9:21PM

School m 1 bache ne machar mara to tchr ne chuti dedi
Ghr pr phncha to
maa ne pcha k aj q jldi agae
Son: machar mra to tchr ne chuti dedi
Maa:aisa q
Son:mchar tchr k gaal pe betha tha na

R, December 30,2009 9:17PM

Bcha: Ami aj abu ne bs me mujse kaha k anti ko bhetny k liye apni jaga dedo

Mom: Phr tumne jaga di

Bcha: No

Mom: Q

Bcha: Main to khud abu ki goad me tha-

Aj, December 30,2009 8:57PM

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.



Smjh aay
Nahi na
farwd kr do
q k
tension lainay ka nhi
tension dainay ka; -)

R, December 30,2009 8:33PM

( ' :') ('; ' )
,/) )/, ,/) )/,
¿, ,¿, ,¿, ,¿
Aa,
khain door chalain jain hum,
Döor itna k humain chou na sakay koi BOMB;-)

Z, December 30,2009 8:32PM

"Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho or Maafi mang lay wo
"AQALMAND"

"aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho magar phir b Maafi mang lay wo

"Husband"

Z, December 30,2009 8:28PM

^"Koi"DOOR"hai to koi "PAAS"
hai"^

^"Ye"WAQT"waqt ki "BAAT"
hai"^

^"Hum"DOOR"hain to "KIA"
howa"^

^"Mobile"PHONE"to Hum "DONO" ke pas hai"

Z, December 30,2009 8:26PM

¤Naqal Ka Zmana 1Din Khtm Hojaega

¤Hr Class Me Foji Ajaega

¤5 Sal Tk Koi Inter Na Kr Paega

¤To Hr Stdnt Centr Se Ye Keh K Jaega

¤Ai$a Kroge To Kaün Aaega.??

Z, December 30,2009 8:26PM

Patient: Doctor saab ye dawai to kisi bhi dukan se nahi mil rahi.
sardar doctor:
Oye hoye,
dawai likhna to ham bhool hi gaya, ye to hamara signature hai:)

Z, December 30,2009 7:22PM

Phatan to Bill Gates:
Tum bi kamal ho!

GATES: WHY?

Phatan: Tum ne naam GATES rkha hai,
or business tum WINDOWS ka karte ho.;)

Z, December 30,2009 7:11PM

Samandar sa syllabus hy

Nadi jitna hum prhte hain

Baalti bhar yad hota hy

Jug bhar hum likhte hain

Chullu bhr marks milte hain

jis me hm doob marte hain..!

Z, December 30,2009 7:04PM

Smile is The Second Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips..

Of Course You know The First One;

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

Its Keeping Your Mouth Shut !!!
:p

Z, December 30,2009 6:58PM

God said don't
Around looked:

Bcozzz..

U will b impressed.

Don't look down
U will b depressed.

Just look to me all the time

U will b blessed.