Z, January 05,2010 6:03PM

Apke liye ek achi aur ek buri khabar

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Achi khabar ye ke koi buri khabar nhi

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Aur buri khabar yeh ke koi achi khabar nhi....:-P

R, January 05,2010 12:04AM

Apki yaad dil se
Km hony nhi denge,

Ap jesa dost hm khone b nhi denge,

Shrafat se hr roz YAD kya kro,

Wrna mobile b cheen lenge or rone b nhi denge.

In, January 04,2010 11:58PM

1 Aadmi PATHAN Ko Mar Raha Tha Logo Ne Pocha K Q Mar Rahe Ho?
Wo Bola
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SALA 1 GHANTAY SE PUCH RAHA HAI K..
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Happy new year KI NAMAZ KItNAY BAJAY HAI.

R, January 04,2010 9:59PM

Teacher 2 sindhi: M.B.B.S ka kia matlab hai?

Sindhi: MOHTARMA BENAZIR BHUTTO SHAHEED....!

R, January 04,2010 9:59PM

Teacher 2 sindhi: M.B.B.S ka kia matlab hai?

Sindhi: MOHTARMA BENAZIR BHUTTO SHAHEED....!

R, January 04,2010 8:22PM

PAKiSTAN Ka Mosam Kesa B Ho.

"AATA"
Milay Ya Na Milay

"BiJLi"
Aye Ya Jaye

"TiME"
1 Ghanta Aagay Ho Ya Peechay

"HOLiDAY"
Friday Ko Ho Ya Sunday Ko

"PETROL"
Mazeed MehnGa Ho Ya Sasta

"PANi"
Aye Na Aye
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Mgr Is Azeem hasti
K SmS
apko
Pehly B Aaty Thy
Or Ainda B Aatay Rahen Gay..

R, January 04,2010 8:19PM

Lo bhai dekho kitna nafees shair Arz kia hai..

Ankhon Mai jalaye rakhta hun main ap ki Yadoon k Deep,


Hato Bachoo,

Peep
Peeep
Peeeeep
Peeeeeeeeep..

Z, January 04,2010 3:20PM

UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER

Khali JAGA PE 'U' LAGAO AUR BAN JAO

ST___PID


B___DH___


BEWAK___F


___LL___


Dekha!

TUM HEE TO HO.;-)

R, January 03,2010 8:23PM

Aik Charsi Mazaar pr Dua kr raha tha,
Mera Prize Bond kisi tarah nikal jay...
Jaise hi wo Mazaar se bahir aaya,
kisi ne uski jaib se Prize Bond Nikaal lia.
Wo doubara Mazar par gia aur bola,
"BABA G" pehlay puri gal samajh lia karo tay fair Action Leyaa kro...!;-)

R, January 03,2010 8:07PM

Fact of classroom-
Jab professor tumhe
Class se baher nikal de

TO SAMAJH LO k

He might b afraid dat u know more than him..
B Positive..!!;-)

R, January 03,2010 5:53PM

Jis K Intezar
Main Ki Hain Tu
Ne Apni Ankhain
Num,



Zara Ghor Se
Dekh! Ye to Nahi Hai Tera Wo
Sanam?

(\./)
/.".) "^--- ,,
\,,/"( ,_ ,_ ; )",
Dhen/\Cho

In, January 03,2010 12:09AM

2009 mein sub sey zyada "mitti paleed" kes ki hui?
Nominates:
1. Bush
2. zardari
3. Shoaib Akhtar.
4. Parvez Musharaf.
&
The Winner Is
( '-')

FARAZ

R, January 02,2010 11:21PM

Sardar g:
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Main MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Qameez to Seedhi ker Lo, Subha se ulti pehn k ghom rahy ho..

In, January 02,2010 1:15AM

Arz kiya hai:

Teri yadon ne bewafa aisa liya hai Badla



Teri yadon ne bewafa aisa liya hai badla



K raat bhar rotay rahay or subha hogaya"NazLa"

In, January 02,2010 1:14AM

Gööd Time


Bäd Time


Däy Time


Night Time


Off Time


Work Time


Häppy Time


Säd Time


Sleep Time


KISI B Time


MERA SMS Aä Sktä Hy So
"Plz Nevr Miñd"

In, January 02,2010 1:09AM

Ek din chand ne mujse kaha k tre sb dost KANJuS hen PAGAL hen GAREEB hen FAQiR han
BEKAR han
FAltu han
Me ne chand ko ghora or ghuse se kaha,



Muje pata he!

Z, January 01,2010 9:09PM

American Citizen; Hum Log Ghar ki Rakhwali k Liye kUTTA Rakhte Hain.
Pakistani Citizen: Ye Konsi Bari Baat Hai Humne To Pure Mulk k Liye Rakha Hua Hai :-

In, January 01,2010 8:38PM

Ye Zaruri To Nahi K Sirf Aag Hi Se Jale Insan









Kuch log to Mujhe daikh kr Bhi jalte rehte hain....;-):-

In, January 01,2010 8:10PM

Mere1 Msg Ki Kimat Tm Kya Jano

Sb Msgs K Sr Ka Taaj Hota He Mera 1Msg

Mobile K Inbox ki laj hota he mra 1msg

Hr Kisi K Inbox Ka Khwab Hota He Mra 1Msg...!

R, January 01,2010 7:48PM

Chini ki line me khra admi ghuse se:Me sader ko Marne Ja Rha Hu
Kuch der bad waps line me agya
Ksi ne pocha

Mardia

udasi se jwab dia Waha b line lgi hue ha

R, January 01,2010 3:58PM

Laraz gaya jism jab main ne uski "Daadi" se kaha koi purana gana to sunao...

Aur Daadi ne kha!
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"i wana chiggi wiggi wid u boy";-)

Z, January 01,2010 12:35PM

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