No, October 29,2009 01:05AM

Har gali har dewar par ap ka naam likha ha ..
Wah
wah
wah
wah ! Hr gali har dewar pr ap ka naam likha hy

uper chappal chor or
nechy 500 rupey inam likha hy.

Aj, October 29,2009 12:59AM

Less0n 1: K¡ Ku K¡ K¡ K0 K¡ Ku

Less0n 2: 0 K¡ K0 Ka K¡ Ka 0 K¡ Ka

Less0n 3: K¡ Ka Ku Ku Ka K0 K¡ Ka Ku


C0ngratulat¡0n'z!

U Have Successfully C0mpleted M0nkey'z Language C0urse

N0w U r A Smart M0nkey
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Plz C0llect Ur Cert¡f¡cate
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U r Welc0me 2 [)a Zo0(;b ...

R, October 28,2009 11:27PM

EYES: 2 look at U

HANDS: 2 pray 4 U

MIND: 2 cåre 4 U

HEART: 2 love u

&

LEGS: 2 kick u if u forget me

R, October 28,2009 10:20PMvv

Sab kehte hain 9 mahinon ma ho jata hai,


Per ab to 10wa mahena chal raha..


Akhir kab hoga?







TIME CHANGE ;->

In, October 28,2009 06:06PM

Krz dosti ka ada kon kre ga
Dost na ho to dosti kon kre ga
A khuda mere dost ko slamat rkhna
Verna meri shadi me DANCE kon karega.

Aj, October 28,2009 12:41PM

Wife 2 husband,

Aaj mere tann, mann mein Aag laga dein

husband ne patrol phenk k Aag laga di

moral?

'jazbat ka izhar Aasan alfaz mein karein!
By (PSO)

In, April 07,2009 03:28PM

: KARACHI main 3 chezain Bohat popular hain
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/'<)) AAP ./I.LOG (.") BHARAM <((> BAAZI
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OR ,,
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<))> Apun ka
_/I. SMS

Aj, April 06,2009 06:32PM

Pathan k hui jis se shadi wo thi itni saadi,
ghoongat men sharma k boli Bhaiya ye kia ho raha ha
Pathan ne kaha chup Raho Baji hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai.

R, April 06,2009 03:01PM

Actress Meera ki flight main tabyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pucha:
"Are you suffering from fever"?
Meera:
"No I am suffering from Karachi to Lahore"

Az, April 06,2009 02:09PM

Our friendsip is ldeal
U happy i happy,
U sad i sad,
U cry i cry,
U laugh i laugh,
U jump out from the window,
I look down and say
"jahan raho khush raho"

Az, April 06,2009 12:17PM

(",)/ Suno Bablu.
<)) _/|_ (.") Bolo Pappu. <((>
_/|_
(",)
/<)) Bablu yar _/|_ Koi Msg to Kr (.") <((> Pappu yar
_/|_ Tang na kar.

N, April 06,2009 12:15PM

Pesh khidmat hai
Ab AMJAD Islam Amjad
" Amjad tere shrafat pe ho ga na kisi ko shak"...
Halki phulki bhuk main halka phulka tuk :)

N, April 05,2009 01:23PM

Larke wale:
Hmen larki pasand hy shadi kb krni hai?
Larki wale:
Abi to larki parh rahi hai!
Larke wale:
To kia Hmara beta Bandar hai jo kitabain phar dega?

N, April 05,2009 01:22PM

"Lucknow" mai 2 bachay apas mai lar rahe thy..
1st ne 2nd se kaha: dekhiye janab! Agar ap hmari bat nahi manengay to hum ap ki walida muhtarma ki shan ma gustakhana kalimat pesh karengy.
2nd: to hum ap k rukhsar mubarak pe aesa tamancha bja laengy k gaal gulab ki patti ki manind chamaknay lagega.

N, April 05,2009 01:20PM

1 Pathan Apni Sister
K 7 Ja Raha Tha
1 Admi Ne Kaha
KHAN Saab Aap Ki B.V
To Bohat Haseen Hai
Khan Oye Khana Kharab
B.V Hoga Tumhara
Hamara To BEHAN Hai..,.

L, April 04,2009 02:52PM

''O JEE gal SunO,
garmiyan da 1 faidaa aey.
????
Nai pata ?
Lay sun.... ,,,
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<\ \>
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Sardi nai lagdi...

N, April 04,2009 12:21PM

Phool gir jate Hain Jab tum Aaty Ho
Phool gir jate Hain Jab tum Aaty Ho
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Andhe Ho kia???
Gamlon se Q takraty Ho....

N, April 04,2009 12:19PM

1 shaks aksar kehta me
Ghulail banaon ga or chirya maronga
Ghulail banaon ga chirya maronga
1 din us ko paglon k doctr k pas le gaye us ka elaj kia or theek ho gaya.
Phir us se Dr ne pocha:ab ja k kia kroge?
usne kaha me sbse pehle shadi karonga
Dr ne kaha:boht achey phir?
mere bche ho jayegay.
Dr: good phir?
unki brthday pr achi c neker or shirt la kar dunga.
Dr: fine phir?
unki neker se lastik nikalonga phir gulail bnaon ga or chria
marun ga!:-P

N, April 04,2009 12:15PM

Teacher: "Mere papa aaj job par gae hain".
Iss ka future tense banao!
Student: Woh kal bhi jaenge, kisi k baap main himmat hai to rok le..

In, April 04,2009 07:57AM

Ek ADMI pe Bijli ki Tar gir gayi,wo tarp tarp k marne hi wala tha:
k
Light chali gayi,
admi Khushi Se bola...
=>Pakistan<= =>Zindabad<=

In, April 03,2009 08:58PM

Aj
Meri
Sim
Ki
Birth Day
He
Ap
Chahain
To
Gift
Samaj Kar
Isme
100 Rs
Ka
Balance
Dalwa
Sakte
ho
ALLAH
Ne
Chaha
To
Agle
Mahine
Mobile Ki B Birth Day Manaegy!

N, April 03,2009 04:30PM

wel come 2
www.love.com
enter pasword
********
procesing
sorry,!
ap ki pyar krny k umer guzr chuki hy,
plz try
www.toba-astaghfar.com

In, April 03,2009 01:18PM

Samandar mein "Gehrai" ki tarah.
Piyar mein "Judai" ki tarah.
Khuda kare aap ki Girlfriend aap ko rakhe.
Bilkul apne chotay bhai ky tara

In, April 03,2009 12:59PM

Jeet Chuke Hum
Her Jang,
Ab Ye Bazi Bhi
Humari Hy,
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Bohat Zaleel Ho
Chuka "FARAZ"
Ab
"you"
Ki Baari Hy!
~¤¤~

Aj, April 03,2009 11:27AM

Pakistan mein Itni Mehngai,
Bad-Amani,
Aur
Hungama-Arai k Bawajud
Agr Aap Pursakun & Peaceful Pakistan Dekhna Chahte hain to
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PTV Lagaien;)

In, April 02,2009 09:44PM

Load Shedding K Fawaaid:
Generator, UPS &Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Frahmi.
Mobile Charge Na Hone Se Balnce Ki bachat.
TV Na Dekhne Se Gunahon Me Kami
Sabr Krne Se Janat Me Jane K Zyada Imkanat,
Light aany pe shukar krne se Allah k shukrguzar bandon me shamuliat.
FROM: KESCAp ki DuAo ki talabgar

Z, April 02,2009 09:03PM

SARDARNI ka husband gum ho gaya.
Wo apni paronsan k sath report darj karwanay police station gai or apne husband ka huliya btaya.
Handsome
Lamba qad
Gora rang
Gaal pe dimple.
Parosan: jhoot q bol rahi ho?
Tumhara husband to kala,chote qad ka or mota ha.
SARDARNI: jo gaya so gaya,
jo aye wo to acha ho.

Z, April 02,2009 09:03PM

Us ki judai mein itna kamzor ho gaya hoon
Faraz
K ab to chilli milli bhi khaon to pait bhar jata hai :-p

Z, April 02,2009 09:02PM

Dabbay mein dabba
dabbay mein cake
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Memon na bun SMS bhej :-p

Z, April 02,2009 09:01PM

Woh mujhe ye keh kar roz darata tha
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Z, April 02,2009 08:56PM

Chaho to dil se bhula dena
Chahay yad mita dina
Bus wada karo itna
Jub b yad aye hamari to rona mut
ghar ki building se chaLang mar dayna

Z, April 02,2009 08:56PM

Jab aap Sms Nahin Karte
Itna Gussa Aata Hai
Dil To Chahta Hai
K CHAPPAL Utaar Kar...

JOOTE Pehan Lun
Aur Aapse Milne Aa Jauo

In, April 02,2009 08:02PM

Ap kaha rehte hein?
Kitne rooms hein?
Ghar me TV hai?
Kon se channels aate hein?
Table hai?
Chair bhi hogi?
Janwer paalte hein?
Billi hai?
Music sunte hain?
Phir Audio system b hoga
Nalka hai?
Pani ata hai?
Fridge hai?
Fan hai k AC?
Phone hai?
Dead to nhi?
Mobile hai?
Balance bhi hoga
To SMS karo na.;-)

N, April 02,2009 07:34PM

LAZY BOY: Papa 1 glas paani de do,
Papa: Khud uth k pi lo, Boy: Plz de do na.!
Papa: Ab manga to thapar maronga,
Boy: Thapr marne aao to paani lete ana.....

N, April 02,2009 07:12PM

Janab tuesday ko free hen?Koi progrm mat banana
ap ko sath le kar jana hai ok
Plz mana mat kerna or kisi ko batana mat
k
app ko POLIO ky drops pilany hain.

In, April 02,2009 07:07PM

1 Larki Train Se Utar K 1 Pathan Se Poochti Hy
Ye Konsa Station Hy?
Pathan Ne
Socha
Socha
Socha
Socha
Socha
Socha
Phir Bola
Baji Ye Railway Station Hy...

Az, April 02,2009 03:54PM

.-"""-.
( ' ; ' )_/
¿_¿__)BÖW BÖW!!
Tng kia to kat lega,be careful.

In, April 02,2009 01:05PM

App K Lye Ek Pyara Sa Gift..
Plz Kholo Magar Pyar se..
¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤
¤¤¤¤¤¤¤U
¤¤¤¤¤¤ U
¤¤¤¤¤s U
¤¤¤¤ss U
¤¤¤iss U
¤¤Miss U
¤ Miss U
I Miss You.

In, April 02,2009 12:56PM

/////\\\\\ /// E I D \\\ //MUBARAK\\
Ap Soch Rhe ho ge k Eid to nai hai lekin
Hmara SMS Jis Ko Mil Jata hai Samjho UsKi Eid ho hi jati hai

In, April 02,2009 10:06AM

1 Memon samandar Me d0ob gaya,
usne dua ki YA ALLAH mujhe nikal de me teri rah me 1 chawal ki Degh donga.
1 LEHAR ne isko bahar nikal diya, bahar aa kar bola:KON C DEGH?
Foran 1 Lehar Aai or isko wapas le gai
To bola:YA ALLAH mene to ye pocha tha
Chicken YA Beef ????

In, April 02,2009 07:17AM

REAL STORY
Bohot saal pehle ka zikar hy 2 DOST thy
Ek ka naam tha "JO"
dosray ka naam tha
"WO"
Ek din"JO"ko ek khofnak BHOOT nazar aya
"JO"bhoot ko dekh k darr gaya
"JO"ne"WO"ko pukara to"WO"ka intiqal hogaya.
Jab sy hi kaha jata hy,
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"JO darr gaya WO mar gaya

N, April 01,2009 12:32PM

3 Poltri Forms ki Inspection ho rahi thi.
Inspector: Tum Murghio ko kya detay ho.
1st owner: Baajra
Inspector: Wrong Food Arest him
Inspector: Tum kia de tay ho
2nd owner: Rice
Inspector: Tum B ghalat ho & arest him
Last wala ghabra k bola: Me to sab Murghio ko paise deta hu k marzi se jo chahy kha le.

N, April 01,2009 12:22PM

.-"""-.
( ' ; ' )_/
¿_¿__)BÖW BÖW!!
I SÉÑT tHiS CÜTÉ
LiL PÜPPy tÖ Ü tÖ
GiVÉ Ü CÖMpÄÑY..
ÄNd BiTÉ Ü iF Ü
ÉVÉR FÖRgÉT MÉ
ÜÑDÉR sTÄÑD : )

In, April 01,2009 10:54AM

,,,acha bahla
('.') dost tha,
'<)|(>'
_/''\_


Mai ne

<')|('>Gurdan
_/'"\_urah di sala,SMS nahi krta tha.

N, March 31,2009 08:35PM

If u have any problem,

Mujhe batao
I will help,

If u dont have any problem,

Tab bhi
Mujhe batao,

I will create problem,

Dost hotey kis liye hain :p

N, March 31,2009 08:31PM

Do Bacchon ki Maa
tesri dafa

shadi kar rahi thi



Nikah k waqt

chota baccha

rone laga



Maa boli:

"chup ho ja

warna agli dafa sath nahin laon gi"B-)

N, March 31,2009 08:30PM

Friendz In the Heart are the Worst Resident!
1: they Capture Heart.
(Qabza Group)

2: they Pay No Rent..
(Muft Khoray)

3: they Don't Vacate Easily..
(Dheet)

4: When they Leave the Place, it's Broken..
(Dehshat Gard)

U r also one of my heart Resident...;)

Az, March 31,2009 06:57PM

\(',' )/

\( ',')/

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\(',' )/

\( ',')/

\(',' )/

\( ',')/


Btaen aisa kon krta hy?



Shahid afridi match jeetney k baad!:-):-)

In, March 31,2009 04:43PM

Yeh msg kal prhna,




kaha na kal prhna,




lgta hai bohat jaldi hai




o ho pichay hi par gye ho




acha yar prh lo
" I M i s s U ".

In, March 31,2009 07:16AM

Mobile pe Ek Virus aya hai.
Agr +92000420 se Call Aye to Attend Nahi Krna Warna
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Insan Ban jao ge, Lahore Me 2 Gadhe Insan ban gae He
SO B care-ful.

In, March 30,2009 08:06PM

.--,!"'"""""""""!
/ - ,! Yaadein !!
"-O-'"""'"""O'O"-"

Pura Truck Yaadon se Full kar ke Bhej Raha hun
phir Mat kehna k
Hum Yaad Nahi karte

Az, March 30,2009 07:04PM

~@~ Hum mohabat walay
ap husn walay

Hum dil walay
aap dolat walay

Hum SMS karne walay

OR

Ap Free me parh k muskurane waly.

In, March 30,2009 05:32PM

Mene tumhari tasver khanchi hai ye dekho
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chosni chosni

Z, March 29,2009 10:00PM

Ek Gadhe ne Pathan ko lat mari


Pathan uske piche bhaga
Use raste me ZEBRA mila


Pathan zebra ko lat marte hue bola


"Sale Night-Dress pahen k ullu bnata hai

Z, March 29,2009 09:58PM

Ek pathan ne Najomi se pocha:
"kya main aglay janam main Gadha ban sakta
hoon?

Najomi:
"Mushkil hay,
Ek hi Facility Bar Bar nahi milti"

Z, March 29,2009 09:58PM

Aik pathan k 4 bache thy.
Govt ne elaan kia k jis k 5 bache honge usay Rs.20000 mahana wazeefa dia jayega
Pathan ne bevi ko kaha k mera 1 Beta meri girl frend se b hai main wo b lekar aata hun 5 par pese milenge
jab wapis ghar aya to 2 he bache thy,
Pathan: Do aur kahan hai?
bv: Jiske thay wo legaya

Aj, March 29,2009 05:34PM

=*=Ba$ Itñä hè Kaha Tha K ßarsø Ka Piyasa Hoñ "FÅRÅZ"=*=


=*=Us nay PIPE moun main daal kar motar he chala daali...

Aj, March 29,2009 05:26PM

Maalik:
Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray ?
mere kanon mein gunguna rahe hain.

Nokar:
Sahab mene Machar Mar diye hain,
ye to unki Biwiyan hain Jo Bewa ho k Ro rahi hain

R, March 29,2009 02:31PM

Golden Words:

Mohabbat mein sub maslon ka hul Kiss hai.
Jo larki Kiss na karey wo bewafa hai.
Kiss boyfriend ka huq hai.
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Professor Imran Hashmi.

R, March 28,2009 05:00PM

Eik kanjoos Aadmi Mout k waqt: Mera Bara Beta kahan hai?
Beta:Dad main yahan hon..!
Dad:2numbr Beta kahan hai?
Son:Dad main bhi yahan hon...
Dad:aur sub se chouta kahan hai?
Son:Dad main B yahan hon..
Dad:Agar app Sabh yahan hain tu phr Dukan pay koon hai.......,!

Aj, March 28,2009 11:55AM

W1y w2y w1y w5y
W5x w1y w2y w1y
Nai samaj aya?
zara ulta kr k dekho...








HaHaHa...
abey popat! jab sidha samaj nai aya to ulta kese ayega. hahaha

In, March 28,2009 11:13AM

Mil gya

Oye hoe mil gya

O balay balay mil gya

Dhinchik dhinchik mil gya








Apne saray kaam chor k fazul sms parhne wala 1 dhakan or mil gaya.

In, March 28,2009 10:14AM

(o_o )


( o_o)


(o_o )


( o_o)


(o_o )


( o_o)


(o_o )


paglon ki tarah idhar udhar kya dekh rahy ho,

SMS hi to bheja hey koi bomb nahi bejha.

In, March 27,2009 08:50PM

world in
2020

Larki larkay ko dekh kar kahe gi.

0ye dekh yar kya papu bacha Ja raha ha.

2nd Girl: chal iss ka numbr lete hun...

Girls: 0ye chikne Tera numbr kya hai ray,

Larka sharmate howe kahe ga: aap K ghar mein BAAP, BHAI nhi hyn KYA..?

In, March 27,2009 10:01AM

How English school's teachers speak english:
1. don't dare talk in front of my back!
2. both of you three get out of the class!
3. Why are you so late..say yes or no?
4. Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5. I have 2 daughters. Both of them are girls!!
6. All of u stand in a straight circle!
7. Quiet! The Principal just passed away.
8. Everybody stand lengthwise.
9. Y r u looking at the monkey outside the window when i m here?

In, March 26,2009 08:20PM

Pathan Ne 30Rupee Ki Lottery Li.

1 Crore Ka Inaam Nikla

Tax Kat Kar 90Lakh Mile,

Pathan Bola,
Hum Ko Poora Pesa Chahye Werna Hamara 30 rupay wapas karo.

Aj, March 26,2009 06:38PM

SOCHO!
Mere Baghair ye duniya Kesi Hogi,
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DEKHO!
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KHALI KHALI HAI NA?

AREY Dost !
HuM CHEEZ HI AISI HAIN.

Z, March 25,2009 08:11PM

''Mafi nama''


Agar
Mere
Sms
Say
Aap
Preshan ya
Ghusa hon
To
Bila Jhijhak
Apne
Mobile
Ko
Khench
K
Diwar
Pe
Mar
Den
Na Rahega
Phone
Na Bajegi
Mesg tone. Ok?

Aj, March 25,2009 07:12PM

1 bus driver ki seat k piche likha tha,
:-)
Agar khuda ne chaha tu manzil tk pahuncha dunga,
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Agar meri jhuki nazar tu maa kasam khuda se he milwa dunGa :-P

In, March 25,2009 02:49PM

Call me yaar.Ek baat karni hai zaruri.
M waiting



















Malom tha begarat.
Tu sms ki jar mein ghus jaega per call nahi karega..!!!

Z, March 25,2009 01:54PM

~~.+""-., ,.-""+.,
~# ASSALAMU #
~* ALIKUM *
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ALLAH he ALLAH kia karo,
Dukh na kisi ko dia karo,
Itney sastey SMS hain,
Roz k 20,25 to kia karo.

In, March 25,2009 12:27PM

1 pathan Jungle se guzar raha tha

1 CHURAIL ne roka or kaha HOO HOO HA HA
mai CHURAIL hon
Pathan: Janta hon Sali Teri 1 BEHAN Mere ghar mai bhi hai .

In, March 25,2009 10:56AM

1 Aadmi ne 'HiRAN' ka shikar kya,
Ose pakaya or apne bachon ko oska nam nhi btaya lekin Hint dya or bola:

ye wo hy jo tmhari Maa muje pyar se kehti hy

aachanak ek baccha chillaya:

Oe mat khana "KUTTA" hy..;) p)

R, March 25,2009 10:27AM

1 molvi sahab ka Tota (parrot) daily 1 shakhs ko
"Oye takley" kaha kerta tha.
Us shakhs ne molvi se shikayat ki.
Molvi ne totay ko danta.
Agley din jub wo shakhs qareeb se guzra to
Tota ne kuch nhe bol ska.
Thora aagey ja k us shakhs ne peechey mur k dekha To

Tota sir per hath pher ker hanste huwe bola:

"SAMAJH TO GAYA HOGA.

N, March 24,2009 10:04PM

Incredible love test,
u'll kn0w ur future.
just type,

LOVEur nameur lover's name & send it to









ur father's number.

He'll tell ur FUTURE.

N, March 24,2009 10:02PM

CONGRATS! Your
phone has been
installed with a
new puzzle game.
To play,just throw
your phone against
the wall and
arrange the pieces
back. It's fun! Try
it!:-

N, March 24,2009 10:01PM

Mango, Orange, Apple & Banana which is sweet?

Guess...
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Aray
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Ye sab sweet nahi fruit hain

Sweet





tou








aap hain.

N, March 24,2009 10:00PM

Larki apney B.F. se:
Mera Bacha!
Mera shoonu!
Mera Gugluu!
Tum Mujh Se Shadi Karo Gey?
Bolo Baby..?

B.F.:
Tum Mujhey Propose Karna Chah Rahi Ho Ya Adopt?;-)

N, March 24,2009 09:58PM

~.-""-.
( ';' )
(,,)(,,)
kiya Aap busy Hain ?




Nahe,




Nahi






~~.-""-.
(")( '; ' )(")
~~( . )
Tu Aao Cham Cham khelain...

In, March 24,2009 08:22PM

Chahy
gussa karo

chahy
sir pito

chahy
cell tor do

chahy
ghar ka saman bahir phaink
do

hum to isi time
GOOD MORNING
kahen gay.;-);-);-)

In, March 24,2009 03:42PM

Jo Jeete wo Sikandr,
Jo Haare wo Jail k Andar,
Jo SMS bheje usko Jadu ki Jappi,
Jo na bheje usko BANDAR ki Pappi...
(( @..@ ))

Z, March 24,2009 02:25PM

Aaj apne DIL k derwaze mere liye khøl 2,
jo kuch hai DIL mein bus bol 2,
Agr hamara sms acha nahi hai to aap
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Isi waqt apna mobile tor 2.

In, March 24,2009 12:18PM

"Surj ki phli kirn,Khushi d apko
2sri kirn
hnsi d apko
Tesri
tndursti d apko
4
kamyabi
Bs ab zida nhi,
phr grmi lge gi apko.
"~" "~"

In, March 24,2009 09:39AM

Aaj mere pas

Mobile Hy

Number Hy

Charger Hy

Battery hy

Balance hy

Tumhare pas kya hy?

Hy koi msg,

hy?
To bhejdo.
Agr nahi To mobile bech do.

In, March 24,2009 09:13AM

Mera pyar ho tum

Qarar ho tum


Iqrar ho tum


Etbar ho tum


Sansar ho tum


Bahar ho tum


Jis k baghair
Mera
Sar chakraata hai
Wo





Wo






Wo
NASWAAR ho TUM....

In, March 24,2009 08:53AM

o"'"o
( 'o' ) Hey
(,>o<,) DOSHT o"""o ( 'o' ) Nalaj ho? ((" ")) Katti ho? Ni na. To phil shmsh ku ni kalte ho? Chalo jaldi she shmsh kalo.

In, March 23,2009 09:20PM

MOBILE Ne Bäkhshi He Urdü Shäyäri Kö Umr-E-Däräz...









Wärnä BAYTA Kisi Kö Pätä Thä Kön He FARAZ..!

In, March 23,2009 11:36AM

Chaar dino ka EXAM O Rabba,

Lambi parhai, Lambi parhai,

Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na,
Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha,
Kitne zamane baad Oo Rabba,
Tution lagaya, Tution lagayaaa,
Soya raha mai classon me apni,
Teacher se roz roz pit ke me aaya,
Kitna pita hon sooj gaya hon,
chalna phirna bhol ga hon,
4 dino ka EXAM Oo Rabba,
lambi parhai lambi parhai..
Dis song iz dedicate to all students.

Aj, March 23,2009 08:40AM

Azad Pakistan k Nalyak Jawano

Agr aj Valentines ya Frndship Day hota to INBOX Full hota

Chalo

Jaldi se utho or sbko wish karo

HAPPY Pakistan day.:-)

In, March 22,2009 07:41PM

Har Roaz Happy Life Jia Kro__

Roz
2-4 SMS
Kia Kro__

Zindagi me
Bs 1 Kam
Kia Kro__

Mujhe
Apni
Duaon
Me Yaad Kia Kro.

G@@Ð NÍght

In, March 22,2009 07:30PM

Train mei aik husband apni wife se !
tujhse shadi krke pachhta raha hun
dil krta ha tujhe kutty k aagy dal dun

samny wala passenger!

Bow Bow Bow Bow:).

Z, March 22,2009 05:38PM

Husband: Malang Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai,
koi hul batao.

Malang: Beta, hal hota to main malang kyun banta..

In, March 22,2009 03:00PM

I$hq hai to izhar b hona chahiye.
izhar hai to aeithbar b hona chahiye. . . .
yadon se keh dyn 1 din ki chuti de do. . .
aakhir ishq mein ITWAR b hona chahiye;-)

In, March 22,2009 03:19AM

Sardar askd a Doctor: milk pene se rung gora hota he kia?
Doctor: Han milk me calcium hota he islye
Sardar: Chal jhote phir bhains ka bacha Q kala hota he.

Z, March 21,2009 09:03PM

Yar Maine naya mobile liya he
jis me
usb,
infra red,
blue-tooth,
5 mega pixel
double camera,
touch screen,
mp3,
radio,
8 GB memory,
internet
kuch bhi nahe hy:-)

Z, March 21,2009 09:29PM

pathan samosy khol kar ander ka masala kha raha tha.
1 admi ne pocha pura ku nahi khatay.
pathan bola:yara doctor ne bahir ki cheez khanay se mana kia hai.

In, March 21,2009 09:02PM

1 man ne Fish pkri
Biwi:me khana nh pka skti Q K
Na gas ha
Na ata
Na bjli
Na oil
admi waps Fish ko drya me phenk aya
Fish upr Aai or zor se chillai

Pakistan Zindabad

In, March 21,2009 08:51PM

Bhool jane ka Hosla na tha na hai na hoga,

Door reh kr b wo juda na tha na he na hoga

usse mil kr kisi or se kiya milna,

Koi us k jesa na tha na he na Hoga.!

In, March 21,2009 08:46PM

In Ankho Se Sapne Churaya Na Kro

Hmari DOSTI Ko Azmya Na Kro

Tumhare 1 sms K Badle 100 Call Kr doon

Par Shart Ye Hai K
Tum Phone Uthaya Na Kro:-)

L, March 21,2009 01:27PM

()". ."()
( o )
( '.TUSI ki kar rahe ho jano


()". ."()
( ("") )
( /#')
Hay Rabba!
Menu Yad kar rahe ho!
SoSweet
KARO ji Karo..()

In, March 21,2009 12:21PM

Pehli bar kisi chehre pe nigah theri he,

Uski ankhen sagar se bi zyada gehri he

Thak gya apne pyar ka izhar krte krte

Tab pata chala yar wo to "BEHRI" he.;-)

R, March 20,2009 03:25PM

Ya din yonhen guzar jaenge
:-(
Shayed hum dost yonhen bichar jaenge

:-o Naraz mat hona aap hamari shararton say

:-)Yahi to woh pal hain jo yaad aenge.;-)

R, March 20,2009 03:24PM

Train me 1 Machar 1 Chinese k sar pe betha.
Wo usko pakar k kha gya!

Phr 1 Machar Memon pe betha.
Usne pakar k Chinese se pucha:

?

Kharidega?:-o

R, March 20,2009 03:22PM

Old man school k principal se:
Zra papu ko buladein.
Principal:Ap kon?

Old man:Main uska dada.
Principal:Wo chutti leker ap k Janaze me gaya ha..

L, March 19,2009 12:16PM

Zara si
~,.,**.,.**,.,
", DIL MAI ,"
~",de jaga,"
~~",tu,"
Zara sa apna le bana
('.') (',')
<) )\/( (>
_// _//
zara sa khuwabo mai saja
(-,-)
tu
zara sa yaado mai basa
<(',') ) (\ _\\_ mai chaho tujhko meri jaan be panah .....(',') >--) (--< ...._/ \_

In, March 19,2009 12:09PM

Salaam . ap say ek request hai k agr koi Govt ya Private ya koi saleswoman ki Job ho to mujhe zaroor batana
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Apki Behen
S Reh;-)

In, March 19,2009 08:02AM

Is qadar hum zindagi ko mna ne nikle
is ki chaht k hum pagl dewa ne nikle
jub bhi is dil k hal suna na chaha
honto se naseebolal k gane nikle

Z, March 17,2009 04:09PM

Larki : Mere Abba Tumhein Bohot Pasand Kartay Hain.
*
*
Pathan: (sharmatay huway)
Kuch Bhi Ho,
*
Par Hum Shaadi Tum Hi Se Karay Ga.
Abba Say Nahi...;_

R, March 16,2009 08:06PM

Hamari "MISS CALL" Aaye To,
Samjh Lena Ye Meri "FARIYAAD" Hai,
Hmara "SMS" Aaye To,
Samjh Jana Ye Mere "DIL" Ki Kitaab Hai,
Hamari "CALL" Aaye To,
Samjh Jana Zaror Koi "BAAT" Hai,
Or
Agar Kuch Na Aaye To
Mehsus Kar Lena K "DIL BOHT UDAAS" Hai.

R, March 16,2009 08:02PM

Our parents hv many
options for kill us like
Poison
Sleeping Pills
Hanging by Neck
Throwin from Building
But they chose
EDUCATION


socha
Trpa Trpa kr Maryngy*

Z, March 16,2009 07:37PM

James BOND suicides after watching Paki Film
because.
Shan had empty Revolver,Villon fired at Shan,
Shan Catch the BULLET put it in his gun and kill the villon.

Z, March 16,2009 10:20PM

Pathan 100 k note pe lkha Number dial kr rha tha
2Pthan: Ye Tum kya kar rahe ho
1Pthan: Mei dekh raha tha k Qaid-e-Azam to mar gaya to Unka mobil kis k pas hai.

N, March 16,2009 09:57AM

A man in USA see a dog attacking a lady.
He kicks the dog it dies.
Newspaper report:

"LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG"

Man says i'm not American.

Repor
"Foreign hero saves lady from dog"
Man say actually i m Pakistani.

Breaking News
"Muslim Terrorist Kills innocent dog

N, March 16,2009 09:34AM

Acha Dost Kitni Dafa Hi Kyun Na Ruth Jaye Use Mana Lena Chahiye..
Kyun K,
.
.

.
.

.

Woh kameena aap k sarey raaz telecast kar dega.. ;)

In, March 15,2009 07:14AM

YAAD


YAAD


YAAD

----^----
,--< I >--=____/7
(_m_i_s_s=-----/
._/_U_\_,

Yéh mérä HéliÇöptör häi jäb hämäri yääd ääyé tö iss mé béth kär ääjäñä

Aj, March 14,2009 06:04PM

Aik sardar dosre sardar se!
Yar tujhe pata hai k "BHARAT aur HINDUSTAN" k darmian main jang lagi hui hai.
Dosra sardar! Haan yar aur shukar hai k darmian main "INDIA" nahain aya warna bari tabahi hoti

Z, March 14,2009 11:12AM

Sahil ki geeli rait per...

me ne us se poochha...

Tera mashgala kya hai?


US ne
palkain jhuka kr...

Muskra ker...

Mujhey likha or mita diya...!!

Z, March 14,2009 11:09AM

Aadmi:
Ye bacha tmhra kya lagta he?
Akhter:
Ye hmara door ka bhai he,
Aadmi:
Door ka
me smjha nhi?

Akhter:
Is k or mere darmyan 13 behen bhai aur hen.

In, March 14,2009 07:23AM

Main to phoolo wali razaee Ley kar So raha tha FaraZ..!
.
.
.
Kambhakt koi raat men phoolo ko paani dey gaya.

In, March 14,2009 04:20AM

Ek pathan police station k bahir se guzra or poster pe parha
WANTED FOR ROBERY & MURDER.
.
.
.
Pathan ne andar ja kar kaha:
I want to apply for this job.:

In, March 13,2009 07:00PM

*"<>''*
Apki mohabbat ka

*""*
Apki baton ka

*""*
Apke naam ka

*""*
Aap se dosti ka

*""*
Apke sweet SMS ka

Aj, March 13,2009 06:50PM

story.

Day1
ik larka aik larki.

Day2
Wohi larka dusri larki.

Day3
Wohi larka teesri larki.

Result.. !

Dekha larkay nahi badalty larkian badal jati hain...

In, March 13,2009 06:45AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO
U!

Tum ko kia laga tum nhi batao ge to mujhe pata nhi chalega,
K aaj...



'ANIMALS DAY'
hai!
You naughty.
Once again.
Happy Birthday.

R, March 11,2009 02:45PM

Tusi Punjabi Ho K pathan Ho.?

Tusi Choclate Ho K Paan Ho..?

Tusi Pepsi Ho K Shezaan Ho..?

Tusi Angel Ho K Shetaan Ho..?

Tussi

Jo Koi B ho!
"Sadi JAN Ho" jee ;)

In, March 11,2009 12:03PM

AATA
.
TIMATAR
.
NAMAK
.
MIRCH
.
DAAL
.
GHEE
.
SHAKAR
.
CHAAWAL
.
BIJLI
.
Ke Bad Pakistan main Message ka Bohraan!!!
Log ab SMS bhi nhi karte.

In, March 11,2009 11:22AM

Srdarni:puttar Tjhy Lahor Jane Me 1din Lga&Wapsi Me 3Din Wo B New Car Se?



Srdar:Maa Ye Car Bnane Wale B Pagal Hn Jane KLye 4Gear Or Ane KLye Srf 1Revrs Gear!

In, March 11,2009 06:08AM

Pathan Ne Apne Naukar Sy kaha Garden Mai Pani Daalo

Naukar Bola: Sahab Barish Ho Rahi Hai.

Pathan: Saley Kaam Chor "Chatri" Pakar Ke Daal

In, March 10,2009 02:21PM

Wo Dosti k rishtey ab Kese kese ho gay,

Kabhi hum ap k dost the ab aise-wese ho gay,

Agr ab bhi na kia msg to...

Hum samjhen ge hum se pyare paise ho gay.

In, March 10,2009 02:11PM

1 BaChe Se1 AdMi Ne Poocha K Tumhare Abbu Kya Kaam Karte Hain?

BaCha: P.W.D Main HoTe Hain

AdMi: P.W.D Ka Kya Matlab Hai?

BaCha: PaKoro WaLi DuKaan..

L, March 10,2009 01:32PM

Bas Bohat kho Di Hum Ne Rat ki Nendain!

Bohat kho Diya DIN Ka chain!

Ab Rat Ko Neend
Aaye Gi or DIN Me chain Bhi paa
Lainge?

Q k Hum


U, P, S Lagwa
Lenge.!

In, March 10,2009 09:31AM

"Her samundar may sahil nhi hota,
Her jang mai mizayel nhi hota,
Ye sub china ki herkatain hain,
Warna her Namoony kay pass Mobile na hota"....!

In, March 09,2009 09:27PM

PaPeR Main MeRe 100 NumBeR islie Aye Hain FaRaz..!

Likh Ke AyA Tha HaR SawaL Ka JaWaB Altaf Altaf.!

Aj, March 09,2009 07:21PM

In next 15mint


Rani mukarji
will call
u
Karina kapoor
will call
u
Ketrina kaif
will call
u

2 ask my mobile number
But plz mat dena...
Tang karaygi yaar

Aj, March 09,2009 06:46PM

Discussion b/w 2 persons in year...

1980>
A=yar ye light kab jati hai
B=pata nahi,mere khayal mai saal main ek baar

2001>
A=yar ye light kyun jati hai mere khayal main transformer badalte hain

2009 >
A=yar ye light kab ati hai
B=jab hamare elakay ki jaye gi tab tumhare elakay ki ayegi

2015>
A=yar ye light ayegi aj?
B=nhi aj multan me hai,kal lhr ki bari hogi

2020>
A=yar suna hai pichly waqton me light hua krti thi
B=ye"light"kia hota hai

In, March 09,2009 06:47AM

Teacher:-
Qaid-e-Azam or Allama iqbal me kia chiz same he?
Pathan:
dono chutti waly din peda huy.... ;

In, March 08,2009 12:36PM

Pathan:

ALLAH

tu mujhe
100 Rs
de ga to
50 Rs
teri raah main donga
Raste main osko
50 Rs
mile
pathan bola=
ya

ALLAH

itna b bharosa nahi

PEHLE HI
KAAT LIYE.

Aj, March 08,2009 10:58AM

Biwi(ghusse mein):
tmhary dimagh main to sirf gobar hi bhara hai.!!


Husband (pyar se):
to phr itni der se kha Q rahi ho.....?

N, March 08,2009 10:43AM

Eq. #1
Study = Don't fail

Eq. #2
Don't study = Fail

Adding eq.1 & eq.2

Study + don't study=
fail + don't fail.

Takin common on both sides
Study(1 + don't)=fail(1+don't)

=> study = fail

Then why waste time on studies.??

Theorem by:
King
(Noble Prize may be achieved in 2010) ;)

In, March 07,2009 01:59PM

"Gulab"

"Motia"

"Tulip"

"Chambeli"

"Sunflower"

"Lily"

All flowers r Sweet but in ka ap say koe muqabla nhi.
."Q . K".

Gobhi k phool ki bat he alag hai.

In, March 07,2009 09:11AM

Na ZUBAN se na MUN se

na PYAR se na GIFT se

na POST se na GREETING se

Aur na EMAIL se

Ap ko

*miss kiya*

Direct
~;+""+.+""+;
~+...dil se....+
~~+ .........+
~~~~* .....*
~~~~~..*

AAP SAB KA DOST

In, March 07,2009 08:40AM

Chinese lady Pakistani lady se:

mere husband ache bhaly thy par achanak intiqal ho gaya!

Pakistani lady:

bus behan, China ki cheezon ka yehi masla hai...

In, March 07,2009 08:17AM

Dewangi Se Kum Na Thi Kuch justaju Apni

Hum Bewafa Jahan Me Wafa Dhondte Rahe

Mehromio K Dor Me Kin Hasrato K Sath

Hum CHOLAY Ki BIRYANI Me BOTI Dhondte rhe:-D

In, March 07,2009 03:07AM

Farzana ro ro k FARAZ say keh rahi hai,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Hath chor kaminay meri NAAAK beh rahi hai:-)

In, March 06,2009 07:29PM

Insaan
K
Ander
Msg
Parhne
Ka
Itna
Shoq
Hota
Ha
K
Chahe
Uss
Pagal
Stupid
Fool
Bewakuf
Nalaiq
Ko
Kitni
Bhi
Gaali
Par
Rahi
Hoo
Niche
Tak
Parhta
Zaror
Hai
Tum
Dur
Kyun
Jate
Ho
Ab
Apne
Ap
Ko
Hi
Dekh
Lo
Ye
Pata
Hote
Hue
Bhi
Ka
Is
Msg
Main
Kuch
Nahi
Ha
Phir
Bhi
Parhe
Ja
Rahe
Ho
Parho
Parho
Bilkul
Last
Tak
Parhna
Ab
Tum
Soch
Rahe
Ho
K
Kab
Ye
Bakwas
Msg
Khatam
Ho
Or
Main
B
Kisi
Ko
Yehi
Msg
Forward
Kar
K
Pareshan
Karun
To
Kar
Lo
Ab
Tmhari
Bari
hy

In, March 06,2009 04:04PM

Khoob muskarao ke mera sms aya he

mobile chomo k mera sms aya he

fakhar se gardan utthao k mra sms aya he

chat pe charho or kööd jao k mera sms aya he:-)

In, March 06,2009 03:55PM

Agr tumhe kisi se
LOVE ho jaye.

To Ek TAQAT tumhe
rok sakti he




Aur Wo
TAQAT hai.

.

.

AMMA Ki CHAPPAL. . . .

In, March 06,2009 03:53PM

1 charsi riksha mein bethe hue bola : "TOWER chalo" Riksha wala: "Tum Tower pe hi khare ho" Charsi:"Yeh lo 50 rupe aur aainda itna taiz riksha mat chalana":-)

In, March 06,2009 08:13AM

Principal:
Agr koi Larka grls hostel mein gaya to 1st time 100rs fine hoga
2nd time 200rs
3rd time 500rs
Students
Sir permanent membershp kitney ki hogi?

In, March 06,2009 03:18AM

What is a Mobile?












?












?






?






R u looking for ANS:

Ye hath me kya chappl Pakri hai? Kese kese Namunay hen!

Ye hi mobile hota ha.

In, March 04,2009 07:48PM

Chahtay hain wo ham se kuch aisi chahat ka waada..


Jese 'Lemon Max' ghulay kam aur chalay zyada :-)

In, March 04,200907:43PM

1 Shair ALLAMA IQBAL ka aap ki Nazar...

"Pewasta-e-Shajar se Umeed-e-Bahar Rakh..
,


Bachay 2 hi Achay, Biwiyaan tu Beshak 4 rkh...

Z, March 04,2009 06:28PM

Neeche mat jao neeche star plus laga hua hai!







Mat jao!











Plz mat jao!












* +


Daikh lia.?
Hogaye tasalli?

R, March 04,2009 02:55PM

ArAy Ab to SrilAnkAn b kehne lAge pAkistAn se FARAAZ.!¡



kAmino AesA kAroge to kon AegA.!¡

In, March 04,2009 12:44PM

Thoori hi dair k liay charpai pey letay thy ... Faraz


Kisi Ullu k pathay nay janazah parha diya... :-)

In, March 04,2009 11:41AM

(',')
<¡¡> (','),=_
_/"\__// ¿¿
Kya hua yaar ager sms ka balance nahi hai to is main paon pakrne wali kya baat hai ...

In, March 03,2009 12:32PM

1 pathan ki biwi mar gae pathan chup tha magar uski biwi ka lover boht zyada ro rha tha.

pathan ne us sy kaha: o yara tum ro mat hum dobara shaadi karega.. ;->

In, March 03,2009 08:11AM

Husbnd : Kya Tum ne Muje KUTTA Kaha?

No Ans...




Husbnd Again Asks,

No Ans...






Then Again He Asks,

Wife : Nahi Kaha na,
Plz Ab Bhonkna Band karu

In, March 03,2009 08:05AM

Boy: ap apni beti Ki shadi mujse Kar dain mai apKo us K wazan K brabar sona donga
MEMON: Muje waqt do
Boy: sochne K lye?
MEMON:Nahi beti Ka wazn barhany k lye..

In, March 03,2009 04:47AM

GOOD MORNING


.


.
Aap ab soch rahe honge ke GOOD MORNING kyon kaha mene!
Yaar mobile mera,
Sim meri,
Msg mera,
Balance mera,
To marzi bhi meri,

EID MUBARAK

In, March 02,2009 07:37PM

Yoon to hay Hum mey Bohat
"DeenDaari"
,
Magr Jahan Dekhi Koi
"Bachi Pyari"
,
Buss Waheen pe
"Aankh Maari"
,
Phans gayi to
"Hamari",
,
Warna Phir se
"DeenDaari''

Aj, March 02,2009 02:52PM

ye 1 new SMS ha 2009 ka,
jo abi market men nahi aya
.







.







.






.






.



.

kaha na abi market ma nahi aya,phir b anghota maray ja rahi ho

Z, March 01,2009 10:51PM

Three ways to catch a tiger :

1. NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch u & catch the tiger . . .

2. EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it bcomes tired, then catch it . . .

3. PAKISTANI POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger.:-D

In, March 01,2009 03:25PM

.+ΞΞ+.
Ξ 1 Ξ
'+ΞΞ+'

Yeh
Lo
1 Rupee
Ka
Sicka
Aur
Mujhe
$m$
Karo



Kanjusi
Ki
Bhi
Koi
Had
Hoti
Hai

Or Khabardar Toffi mat khana ok...:-

In, March 01,2009 03:13PM

Dosty phol se karo ge too mhec jauo ge
sawn se kro ge to behg jauo ge
surj se kro ge to jal jauo ge
or hm se kro ge sudr jauo ge

In, March 01,2009 11:26AM

Kya Halat ho gai he Zamane ki

Sabko Aadat ho gai he Paise Bachane ki

Sms to Company ne kab ke Sastey kar Diye

Par Fitrat nhi Badli
Chillar Bachaney ki.....

In, February 28,2009 07:57PM

GirL in pArty to
Man:
Excuse me Sir
Kia Ap Mere FACE se 1 Cheez hata sakte hain?

Aadmi
Khush hotey howay

Han Han boLo kia?





GirL:Tmhari Manhoos Nazrein.

R, February 28,2009 10:48AM

1 Chuha sharaab k drum main gira or nikal k soie hui billi k munh py dum maar k bola:

?



?


?











.



"Billo rani! kaho to abi jan day doon''. ;-)

Z, February 27,2009 11:53PM

If Girl Vomit, Her Parents Ask: Kon Tha Woh Kameena?

If Boy Vomits: Kameeny, Kahan Pi K Aaya Hai?

MORAL: No matter whoever vomits, Boys are always Kameeny;-)

Aj, February 27,2009 06:16PM

Profesor:
Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi kro ge ya apne se 20 saal bari se?
Student:
Sir! Depend karta hai ke kon zayada Khoobsurat hai.
Aapki Beti ya apki Biwi.

Az, February 26,2009 08:06AM

('.') acha bhala
'<)|(>' dost tha
_/''\_

Main ne

<')|('> gardn
_/'"\_ uraa di

SMS nahi krta tha na isly..ab app khud samjhdar hy

Z, February 25,2009 11:05PM

Sorry!
Ap ki neend dstrb ki

Lekn kia krn abi abi
"ALLAMA IQBAL" mre khuwab me aye or kaha

"Soi Hui Qom Ko Jaga Do"

or

khud so jao.
'GooD NighT,

In, February 25,2009 09:41PM

Urdu teacher."wo daikho ek khobsurat larki khari hay"
isko apne alfaaz me likho.

Student: wo daikho dosto.... "tumhari bhabi khari hay".

In, February 25,2009 06:13PM

1 Jahaz ma bohot sary Pagal nach rahy thy
En ma sy 1pagal khamosh betha tha
Doctr ny pucha
tm q khamosh bethy ho?
Pagal ny kaha
bewaquf me 'Dulhan hon.

Aj, February 25,2009 06:28AM

Father:if u pass in exams,i'll gift u 1 cycle.
Son:if i fail?
Fathr:i will gift 100 cycles
son:why?
Fathr:fair mera puttar dukan kholy ga cyclan di.

Aj, February 25,2009 06:22AM

BV sardar G se: O wekho munda menu smile de ria jee.
Sardar G: Smile ni de ria pagal di putare, Jadon main tenu peli wari wekhia c te mera v haasa nikal gaya c.

R, February 24,2009 07:46PM

FARAZ ki rooh sab jawano se kehti hai:

shayri karte ho, kya rung jamate ho.

par kutto kamino, mujay beech me kyun laatey ho.

Aj, February 24,2009 06:09PM

Pathan in A Coffee Shop with wife.

Pathan: jaldi Pi,
Coffee Thandi Ho Jayegi.

Wife:To Kya Hoga?

Pathan:Bewakuf Menu Card Dekh,
Hot Coffee Rs.40 &
Cold Rs.80.

R, February 24,2009 03:45PM

":-)Welcome(:-"
To My Heart
Ye Main Menu Hai.
Aap Mere Dil Main Pyar Chek Karne K Liye 1 Milaye.
Apna Pyar Recharge Karne K Liye 2 Milaye.
Tazatareen Dharkano K Baray Main Jannay K Liye 3 Milaye.
"Sorry" Ap Ki Entry Durust Nhi Madad K Liye.
(I LOVE U)
Likh Kr Mere Number Pe Send Kijiye "Shukriya"

In, February 24,2009 07:48AM

Faraz bus stop pr larki ko dekh kr bola
tu to meri jaan hai
tu mera iman hai
larki ne apni juti utari to Faraz bola
me bhi pakistan hoon
tu bhi pakistan hai

Z, February 22,2009 07:14PM

Socho U.S.A jin jin sy darta hy un sab k akhir main "N" aata hy.

1. Quran.

2. Taalibaan.

3. Pakistan.

4. Iran.

5. Usma bin laadin.

6. Afghanistan.

7. Wazeeristaan.

8. Cheen.

9. Pathan.

Or sab sy barh kr.

10. Musalman.

Aj, February 22,2009 06:34PM

Men to apnay mehboob ko kuch b na keh ska "Faraz"


.

.

.

.

.
Lekin tm Zong lo or "SUB KEH DO"

Z, February 22,2009 02:07PM

Larki: Jaan mujhe aise propose karo jese aaj tak kisi ne na kya ho


Larka :
kamini zaleel
I love U , mujh se shadi kar ke mujhe tabah o barbad kar de kambakhat..

Aj, February 21,2009 09:31PM

.CYYhZaZlYYZoY*zzyyzdyyazyfzza*yykzyyryyoyy*zzyysarayy
*zzyyhyiz*zzyydyyezzlyzeyytze*kzyyr*zyzdzo...
;-)

Y & Z ko dElEte kar k parho... Hav fun !

Z, February 21,2009 10:39AM

"Yeh mat dekho kis ki raqam hai! Yeh dekho kitni hai"
"Izzat aur laa'nat aane jane ki cheez hai, is per waqt zaya na kia karo!

"Hazarat molana Asif AZ

Z, February 20,2009 08:25PM

Door Knocks Twice.

Insider Asks:Who's There?

Ans :Its Me
"OPPORTUNITY"

Insider :U R Wrong

Coz OPPORTUNITY Never Knocks Twice.

Aj, February 19,2009 08:36PM

Ye sms mat parhna
Q K
Pata chala hai k
Aj se 20 sal pehle
Defence me rehne wali
1 Ameer family ki
Larki k boy friend
Chunnu
k bhai pappu
k dost
Atif ki
k hala ki
beti ki
parusan ki
nand ki
mamu zad
behan
k chacha k
dost ki beti ki
khala ki
dewrani k
chote bhai ki
sabse piari dost
ki choti se bari
beti ki saas
ki phuphi zad
behn sikandri
ki sabse choti nand bano ki chachi ki
nani kamo bhi
ye
fazul msg
prhte
Prhte
pagal hogai thi

R, February 19,2009 02:44PM

''LØVE''


In France
is a Cømedy,
In England
a Tragedy,

In Italy
a Wønder,

In Germany
a Drama,

but

In Pakistan
Natiønal Game... Sabb khelø...

In, February 18,2009 09:24PM

Phool khilkar udaas hai,

Samandar ko aaj paani ki pyaas hai,

Ek bar muskura do Jaana,

.

.

.

.







Ram Gopal Varma ko naye BHOOT ki talash hai.!!

R, February 18,2009 05:29PM

Frog 2 Nujoomi:
Plz tell my future!

Nujoomi:
A young smart girl, will touch ur body.

Frog:
WÖW! when & where?

Nujoomi:
Next year, in biology lab

Z, February 18,2009 02:40PM

Faraz usne mujhe chhor diya ab kya karna hai ji ke...


Kya kami thi mujh me?
siwaye Vitamin D ke...

Z, February 18,2009 10:46AM

Chalo ab mausam ka maza chakain

Tamam dawain bacho ki pohnch sy dur rakhen

kya milan ki ab justuju karen

Tabiat zyada kharab hoto doctor sy ruju karenIn

Humari chahat ka kuch to khayal karain.

Dawai achi terha hila kar istimal karain.

Dil mera doob gaya jab us ki uthi doli,

Subha sham khaney k bad aik goli,

Woh to ishq karny pe raza'mand hai,

Juma ko subha clinic band hai!

In, February 18,2009 08:33AM

"Aaj Wednesday hai "
..
"
"
"
"
"
"
Is MSG ko 7 friends ko send karo,

Belive me


.


.
Inshallah
7 din baad phr Wednesday aa jayega

Its real
& 100% true

In, February 18,2009 07:23AM

Sweet ban'ny k liye 7 dfa button dbayen

1



2



3



4



5



6



7



Tussi vi na..??

Tussi pehle hi enne sweet ho!
Aivaen hi pres kari jarhe ho

In, February 18,2009 06:42AM

Sardar! Ik sawal ka jawab to do,
WO konsi ungli hai jis may haddi nai hoti?

Pathan! Nai pata?


Sardar!
Dastaney ki:-)

R, February 16,2009 06:37PM

Boy:Tumhar¡ Qameez phati hui hai .
G¡rl: Nahi ye tu Fashion hai
Boy:bohat khoob
Khud Phaaro To Fashion,
Hum Pharain To Police Station.

Aj, February 16,2009 06:25PM

Every second God remembers U
Every minute God blesses U
Every hour God cares 4 U
coz everyday I pray 2 GOD
"BANDi bewaqoof hai thora khayal rakhna!"

In, February 16,2009 06:20AM

In next 15mint


Rani mukarji
will call
u
Karina kapoor
will call
u
Ketrina kaif
will call
u

2 ask my mobile number
But plz mat dena...
Tang karaygi yaar

Z, February 14,2009 08:20PM

~~.* *, ,* *.
~* * *
~~*. .*
~~~~"*,,*"

Pass this HEART
to all ur friends

See..
How many Hearts
u get back..

if u get..
5 =
Every one"" loves u

4 =
Ur friends like ur company

3 =
u have a silent lover

2 =
u really need to change ur attitute

1 =
u r better than nothing.

Z, February 14,2009 08:20PM

~~.* *, ,* *.
~* * *
~~*. .*
~~~~"*,,*"

Pass this HEART
to all ur friends

See..
How many Hearts
u get back..

if u get..
5 =
Every one"" loves u

4 =
Ur friends like ur company

3 =
u have a silent lover

2 =
u really need to change ur attitute

1 =
u r better than nothing.

In, February 13,2009 07:12PM

Us nay kaha "FARAZ" chalo BAAG may tortay hai PHOOL,





Wo sung dil lay gai raigistan or boli "APRIL fool".

R, February 13,2009 09:38AM

Ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha or, Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola 'mere Mola sab sorahe hen or men teri ibadat kar raha hoon, to saath wali charpai se awaaz aai 'kamine tu apni dua maang hamari q shikayat kar raha he!.

Z, February 12,2009 04:52PM

1 Chota Munna boht der se ro rha tha
uski maa ne pocha
Melay bachay ko ta chaiye
Tofy
Bikit
Chps?
Munna: nhi tuch nhi
bash ait Nya conekshn taiye,tok shok ka;)

In, February 12,2009 08:44AM

Ek Nurse Ka ASHIQ Barri Hasrat Se:
KASH Mujhe Koi Haadsa Paish Aata To Main Tumhare Pass Aata
Tum Meri Khidmat Karti Aur Main Jaldi Theek Ho Jata
Nurse: Tumhein Mere Pas Koi Haadsa Nahi Balke Mojza Hi La Sakta Hai
Kiyon K
Main "DILIVERY" Ward Me Hoti Hon...

In, February 12,2009 08:39AM

Dad:
Insan ki JAN kahan se nikalti hy?
Son:
Khirki se
Dad:
Wo kese?
Son:
Kal rat jb ap so rahy thy tu mama ik uncle ko keh rhi the

"JAN KHIRKI SE NIKAL JAO"

Aj, February 12,2009 06:40AM

Boy:Suit acha pehna hy,
Grl:Thanx
Boy:lipstik boht achi lgai hy,
Grl:Thnx
Boy:make up bhi boht acha kia hy,
Grl:Thanx "bhaiya"
Boy: achi phir b nhi lag rhi.

R, February 11,2009 08:50PM

Us se pyar kar k meri kismat hi jaag gayi,

Us se pyar kar k meri aarzoo bhi jaag gayi,



Phir aik din aisa hua yaaro,

Wo kambakhat , kameni FARAZ k sath bhag gayi..!

R, February 11,2009 03:49PM

BolD:
English shayari

The janaza of Mehboob nikla from the gali of Mehboba with lots of zor-shor

the Mehboba jhaanki from da door
& boli
Mar gya Haramkhor?

Z, February 10,2009 09:14PM

"Romance"
Kahan Se Shuru Hota Hai..?
?
?
?
?
Socho
socho..
?
?
?
?
Socho...
?

?

Nahi Pata?

Mai Batata Hun..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Romance "R" Se Shuru Hota Hai.

Aj, February 10,2009 03:30PM

Ek PATHAN

Rozana Apne
ParoSi Ki beLL

BaJA Kar bhaag jata tha

Ek Din PaRoSi Ne pAkr kr Pocha Ye Kia Harkat hai?
PathAn: yE Hum Mis_ bELL deta hai.

Aj, February 10,2009 03:25PM

Husband drinking wine and said: tum kon ho ?
Biwi: pagal ho gaye ho kiya? apni Biwi ko bhol gaye?
HUSBAND: nasha her gham bhula deta Hai....

Z, February 09,2009 09:36PM

People asks who are the real terrorists..? The answer is simple go to T9 dictionary and press the following numbers on ur key pad 477235
& see the name. farwd this mesg

R, February 09,2009 03:42PM

Faraz Us K Chale Jaane Se Ek Dard Sa Dil Mein Hota Hai
.
.
.
.
.
.
Upar Pankha Chalta Hai Neeche MUNNA Sota Hai..

R, February 08,2009 01:08PM

PATHAN ne machis ki dibbi li
or tili jalai
Na jali

dosri jlai
Na jali

tisri tili jalai
wo jal gai

to pathan ne jaldi se buja di

ye kam ki hai rakh leta ho.

R, February 08,2009 01:07PM

ONE ONE. 2

I LOVE YOU.


TWO TWO. 4

LOVE ME MORE.


THREE THREE. 6

LOVE IS FIX.


FOUR FOUR. 8

LOVE IS GREAT.


FIVE FIVE. 10
LOVE IS FRIEND.

In, February 08,2009 12:08PM

"Ufone" paish karta hai 12 aanay package apny un "jazz" sarfeen k lea jinho ny 1st september 2008 sy apni "telenor" sim istimal nai ki,ab wo "warid" ka 100 wala card charge karen or sub keh den.... Mazeed tafsilaat k lea apne "Ptcl" se dial karien 090078601 telefun telefun."

Z, February 07,2009 09:17PM

Pathan Names


Born in Good family
Sharafat Khan

Born in Jungle
Sher Khan

In Summer
Sharbat Khan

In War
Barood Khan

Near Ocean
Samander Khan

In Garden
Gul Khan

With Abnormal Features
Ajab Khan

Born in Anger
Ghazab Khan


In Horror
Haybat Khan

With Talent But no Brain
azeem khan.

Z, February 07,2009 08:12PM

Kaash tum waade nibha jate,

Kisi surat dil mera behlaa jatey,

Agar "cornetto" k
paise nahi they to kya hua,

5 rupaye wali "QULFI" he khila jatey...

In, February 07,2009 08:40AM

Yar mujhay tumhari tasvir chahiye.
Dekho inkar na karna may nay 1 kitab likhi hi us k tital par lagani hai

Kitab ka naam hai,











"NAYSTI ZARA HADT KAY".

In, February 07,2009 08:23AM

*Top 3 College Rules*

1. B quiet in da class bcz others r sleeping.
2. Dont 4get 2 carry books, it works as a pillow.


3. Keep da college clean, so b absent.

R, February 07,2009 08:18AM

Wo love love likhti rahi

Me leave leave parhta rha

Wo date date likhti rahi

Me dad dad parhta rha

Wo shadi kar k chali gai

Me language course he krta raha.

R, February 07,2009 08:17AM

Teacher:
'ITFAQ' ka jumla banao..?

Pathan student:

"jis din meray baap ka shadi tha, 'ITFAQ' se usi din meri maa ka b shadi tha..!"

Aj, February 06,2009 06:52PM

1 film k poster pe kisi peer k Uras Mubarak ka poster lag gya purana honey se dono kuch jaga se phat gaye & text mix ho gaya to kuch is tarah se ban gaya
aik ticket main do maze qawali k baad langar b hoga wo nazare wo lashkare hazarat! allama molana gujar badmash sultan rahi ka full action khawaten k liye parde ka khas intezam reema & saima k dil fareb raqas shareek ho k
sawab-e-daren
hasil karen.

Az, February 05,2009 03:42PM

"Molana sahab" jummey k khutbe mai:
Aj kal CABLE pe channel boht ganday A rahe hain


pathan:Nahi hamare ghar to saaf Aa rahe hain.Aap apna wire check karwao.

Az, February 05,2009 10:39AM

Hansi K Liye Ghum Qurban!

Khushi K Liye Aansoo Qurban!

Dost K Liye Jaan Qurban!


Or Agar Dost Ki Girlfriend Mill Jay
To Sala Dost B Qurban

In, February 05,2009 08:32AM

Kisi Ne Pathan Ko SMS Kiya K
"Agar Tu Zaheen Hay To 200 Rupe Bhej
Hoshiyar Hay To 300 Rupe Bhej"

Pathan Ne 500 Rupe Bheje
Or Likha





Main DONO Hoon...

In, February 05,2009 07:07AM

Masoom Mohabbat ka
Bas Itna Fasana hai,

Masoom Mohabbat ka
Bas Itna Fasana hai,








Amma Ghar se Nikalne Nahi Detien Aur
Mujhe Date pe Jana hai...:-(

In, February 05,2009 06:56AM

1 KHAN ko Jin charh gaya
3 din baad Jin khud aik Aalim k pas gya aur bola:'Aalim sahab! mujhe bahar nikalo, mein to naswaar ki boo se mar jaunga

Z, February 04,2009 06:28PM

If ever I was rude to u..

If ever I was angry wid u.

If ever I misbehaved wid u,

Then dont hesitate..


JUST SLAP URSELF!!!


Ghalati Tumhari Hi Hogi! ;-)

L, February 04,2009 08:43AM

~~ (\./)
~~ / " ) "^ ----;";
~~ \,,/"( ,......, )\\
~~~~~~//\\ /\


ye Ghada apka hai?


agar nhi to isko agay bhejte raho jiska hoga wo rakh lyga

Z, February 04,2009 08:16AM

kitna roya tha men us ko call kar k "faraz"

Jab us ne kaha,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka matloba number dosri line par masroof hai.

Z, February 03,2009 10:06PM

Neend se keh do hum se sulah ker le FARAZ,



Q K

Jis k lye
"Night Package"
krwaya tha uskay sath ab uski ami soti hai......

Z, February 03,2009 10:05PM

Bhikari: Hello Pizza Hut?

Operator: Yes Pizza Hut,

Bhikari: 3 Large Pizza
6 Chicken Wings
2 Pepsi

Operator: Kis K Nam Se Bejhu Sir?

Bhikari: Allah K Nam Pe,

Z, February 03,2009 10:05PM

Toast to All my friends who someway or the other managed to, add value to my life =)
Even to those with whom I shared moments that unfortunately couldnt last longer, few misunderstandings might have ruined it all =$
In other cases meeting for the first time just made us friends till today =D
Sorry! To those with whom I couldnt get along =(
Thanks to those who bear with me thruout, I know its not easy but u like it!! ;-)
Love to those who are there unconditionaly and hats off to the few besties who make it worth living every moment =D
Ill cherish for all the times to c0me...May GOD bless u

L, February 03,2009 06:07PM

This is crime story.
Five friendz lived in a room,
Namely

MAD,
BRAIN,
FOOL,
NOBODY,
SOMEBODY.

One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
At that time BRAIN was in bathroom,
MAD called police.

MAD: Is it police station???

Police: Yes, what is the matter??

MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.

Police: Are you mad?

MAD: Yes, i"m MAD.

Police: Dont u have BRAIN.

MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom....

Police: U FOOL...

MAD: No, FOOL is reading this sMs.:-D

Z, February 03,2009 05:13PM

Busy
Ho?


Kitney
Busy
Ho?


Zayada
Busy
Ho?
K
Thorey?


Agar
Thorey
Busy
Ho


To
Sms
Q
Nahi
Kartey.


Agar
Ziyada
Busy
Ho


To
Sms
Q
Parh
Rehey
Ho?

R, February 03,2009 12:53PM

Today's girl havng multi Boyfrndz..

Jazz Bf: hello darling
Girl: Aur Sunao ;)


Ufone Bf: kya tumhre dil me main hu?
Girl: Tum hi to ho :)


Zong Bf: tumhe chand kahun phool kahun, kya kahun?
Girl: Sab keh do ;>


Telenor Bf: kya hr larki bewafa hoti hai?
Girl: Yahi hai dhun sab ki..!

R, February 02,2009 04:04PM

Loveria Hilal Comitee k Mutabik Pyar ka Chand Nazar A Gya Hai

Lehaza Saturday,14 Feb.ko Valentine's Day Riwaiti Ishq-o-Muhabat k 7 manaya jayega

@_@
;-)

In, February 02,2009 06:31AM

Tumhari judai mien hum itne kamzor ho gaye,

FARAZ!




Ke ab 5 rupay wali Slanty khatay hain to pait bhar jata hai.

Aj, February 01,2009 06:41PM

Assalam-o-Alaikum
U & ur family r invited on My brother's wedding anniversory:-)
Venue is Sadequain Lawn Nipa Gulshan Iqbal
INSHAALLAH held on 29th Feb 2009.
Please come & join us

Aj, February 01,2009 04:52PM

In Ankhon Se Sapne Churaya Na Karo

Hmari Dosti Ko Azmaya Na Karo

Tmhare 1 SmS K Badle 100-Call Kr Dun

Pr Shart Ye Hai K
Tm Phone Uthaya Na Karo!

Aj, February 01,2009 04:24PM

Shekspear Said:
Grom thkx ngjdat qxmdag .. Tdgtpdmta pejg

Samajh Aaya Kuch?

Nahi Na...

Sala Ulti Seedhi Baatain He Karta Tha.

Z, February 01,2009 07:39AM

Tum Dost ho mere sada ke liye....

Mein zinda hon teri wafa ke liye....

Kar lena lakhon shikve humse magar....

Kabhi TOPIYAN na dena khuda ke liye....!:-P

R, January 31,2009 05:24PM

Usay Kaha Tha K Meri "Jewelary ki Shop" Nahi Hai FARAZ..
.
.
.
.
Phir B Kehti Hai "Mahi Mahi Mahi Menu Challa Pawa Day".

In, January 31,2009 03:17AM

Ab wo chhura (knife) le kr mere peche lag gai hai
FARAZ.
jb se main ne kaha hai
"DIL CHEER K DEKH TERA HI NAAM HO GA".....!!

N, January 30,2009 05:37PM

In phatron pr chal k asakta he FARAZ, to chal k aaa
Lodi he jamalo paa lodi he jamalo paa

Aj, January 30,2009 01:15PM

Aj ki taza khabr

Jannat me 1 hoor ne khudkhoshi kar li

Reason : ksi fareshte ne use bataya k wo molana fazal ur.... k hissay me i ho . . .

Z, January 29,2009 08:10PM

Andheri rat thi

Ghr pe koi na tha

Achanak awaz i

Me dar k uth gya

Ghari dekhi to rat k 3 baj rahe the

Mene lite jalai to lite gai hoi thi

Phir mene lalten pakri or drta drta darwaze pr gya
pocha kon he?
Par awaz na i

phir pocha to buht zor se garajti hoi bhyanuk awaz i k me hon..

.
.
.

FARAAZ :p.

Z, January 29,2009 08:09PM

Chanda or chakori karte they Love chori chori. . . .


Larka tha sanwla, larki thi gori. . . .



?


?


?


?


?
Soja putar bus muk gaye hai story ;-)

Z, January 29,2009 08:08PM

Full form of boys...
B - badmashiyon me sab se aage.
O - owl ki tarah raat me jaage.
Y - yaarian nibhate jaan laga k.
S - shareef sirf maa baap k aage..!

L, January 29,2009 03:00PM

Pathan ne bank se loan le kar car li
Lekin loan wapis na kr saka
Bank wale car le
gaiy
Pathan: pehle pata hota tu shadi bi loan le
kar karta.

Z, January 28,2009 05:54PM

Mujh jese SHARIF
LARKAY ko kia chahiye

1
Larki jo PYAR de
1
Larki jo ACHA KHANA banae
1
Larki jo Meri KHIDMAT kare

OR

TEENO
LARKIYAN
Mil Jhul kr Rahen B-)

In, January 28,2009 04:02PM

Ek Terrorist Ne
ek Burhiya K Pas Bomb Rakh Dia
Log Chillaye

Burhiya Bomb
Burhiya Bomb

Burhiya Sharma
K Boli

Haye ALLAH kambakhto bomb to Mai Jawani Me Thi.

R, January 27,2009 05:54PM

Wo baagh he kya jis mei phool na khiley
.
.

Wah Wah
.
.
.
Wo baagh he kya jis mei phool na khile,
.
.
Wah bhai Wah
.
.
Wo hansi he kya jis mey pait na hilay

R, January 27,2009 05:42PM

Koi Apko Pagal Kahay To



Dukhi Mat Hona




Afsos Mat Karna





Rona Bhi Nahi





Himmat Se Kharay Ho Kar Poochna









Tumhain Kaise Pata Chala?

Z, January 27,2009 09:07AM

1 MaKrani BohT Der Se 1 Haseen LarKi Ko Ghoor Raha Tha.

LarKi>Kia DeKh Rahe Ho?

MaKrani>Hum Soch Raha Tha K Agar Tum Humara Maa HoTa To Hum Bhi KhubusaT HoTa.

Z, January 27,2009 09:06AM

You are...

A-B-C-D

Attractive
Beautiful
Cute
Dear


E-F-G

Excellent
Funny
Gorgeous



H-I-J


Hello,
I'm
Joking!!!

Z, January 27,2009 08:14AM

Shakespeare Said...

















NotHing To Me..



Did He Say



Anything To You..?:-D:-PB-)

Z, January 26,2009 07:09PM

Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas...

Z, January 26,2009 07:04PM

Dil cheer k dikhaoon to drd dhoond na pao ge...


Wah wah..

Dil cheer k dikhaoon to drd dhoond na pao ge..

Kyun k

drd to mere DAANT mein hai..: )hahahahaha,

Z, January 26,2009 06:55PM

Bush ko agr joota nahi laga to kya defect hai?

Wah wah

Bush ko agr joota nahin laga to kya defect hai?

Aakhir jootay ki b koi self respect hai,

L, January 26,2009 06:51PM

Lara bush kehti hai:



"BUSH" haazir hai jurm ki saza paanay ko,


Phir bhi


Koi jootay se na maaray meray deewanay ko...

L, January 26,2009 06:50PM

Agar raat ko koi chahat ki had kar dy,
or mohabat se apke gal pe kis kr dy,
or apko karwat badalny py pr majbur kar dy to yaqinan

wo


Machar
hoga.

R, January 26,2009 05:51PM

Jahaaz k ticket k lie paisey nahin to kya hua Faraz
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aaja me hawaaon pe bitha k le chalun, tu hi to
meri dost hai...

In, January 25,2009 02:59PM

USA ne choron k pakarne k liye ek machine banayi.
Us ki shurwat USA se ki gai,
USA Mein us machine ne 30 mints mein 20 chore pakery,
england me 30 mints mein 100 chor pakary or
Tanzania mein 30 mints mein 600 chor pakray lakin
pakistan me wo machine 15 mints main chori ho gai

Aj, January 25,2009 12:52PM

Ek pagal roro k girgira k eltija kr rahi thee
'yaALLAH mujhay parhnay ki tofeeq Ata farma'
Wo lmhay qboliat k thay uski dua kabool hoi
Ab
MashaALLAH
Wo msg parh rahi hai

Aj, January 25,2009 12:44AM

Sikh: Dr. mjhe bimari hy

Khane k bad bhook nhi lagti

Sone k bad neend nhi aati

Kam krun to thak jata hun

Dr: Sari rat dhoop me betho theek ho jao ge

Aj, January 25,2009 12:36PM

Doctor: Aap meri teesri biwi ki tarah lag rahi hein..

Girl: Aap ki kitni biwian hein?

Doctor: filhal 2.....

Aj, January 25,2009 08:47AM

I have no gold to send u...

I have no diamond to send u...

I have no credit to call u...

I have just dese words to say u that






"Chal bay nikal"

Z, January 24,2009 08:15PM

Kitnay Armano Se DULHAN Ka Ghoongat Uthaya Me Ne
FARAZ,




Woh Bary Piyar Se Kaan Mai Boli...
Teenu Dulha Kinnay Banaya Bhootni K..

In, January 24,2009 05:36PM

Jin:
"Kya Hukm hy Meray Aaqa?"

PATHAN:
"Ek Shair suna do"

Jin:
"Hukm Krien,Bakwas nhi,,,
Myn Jin hoOn FARAZ nhi"

PATHAN:
"Wah Wah
Kya Shair hy...

In, January 24,2009 05:41AM

Dekhnay do apnay chehray ko G bhar k hamein "FARAZ",


Muddat hoi in ankhon nay koi "BEGHAIRAT" nai dekha.

R, January 24,2009 03:20AM

(P)(Y)(A)(R)
(I)(S)(H)(Q)
(M)(O)(H)(B)(T)


Ye Tavez muje MOBILE wale BABA ne dya kha K BETA Ye Tavez jsko b send Kroge use SMS prhte hi tmse MOHABT Ho Jayegi

In, January 24,2009 02:25PM

Fantastic Definitions.

School: A Place Where Papa Pays & Son Plays.

Life Insurance: A Contract That Keeps U Poor All Ur Life So That U Can Die Rich

Marriage: It's An Agrement In Which A Man Looses His Bachelor Degree & A Women Gets Her Masters

Doctor:A Person Who Kills Ur ill By Pill & Kills U By Bil

In, January 24,2009 12:29AM

iN French:"Bon Jour"
iN Spanish:"Te Quiro"
iN iTaLian:"Teamo"
iN EngLish:"GuD MORNING"
iN URDU:"SUBHA BiKHER"
&
iN SINDHI
"MAR PAWAE UTH BHALA'';-)
GUD MORNING

Z, January 23,2009 09:05PM

Likhe thay jitne b khat tu ne mujhko "FARAZ"-*

























*-Sab Parh lye kal Abba ne khol ke "DARAZ"

In, January 23,2009 05:54PM

Agar ho udas tu gao koi gana..
Agar lagi hai bhook tu khao tum khana..
Agar ho beemar tu karo ek sms rawana..
kyun k
Ek sms rozana,rakkhe tandrust aur tawana!;)

R, January 23,2009 05:13PM

BREAKING NEWS!

aaj INDIA k Prime minister Man Mohan Singh Kelay k chilkay se Slip hogaye!



Prime minister ka yeh kehna hai k kela Pakistani tha

R, January 23,2009 05:13PM

Teacher: Bacho wada
Karo kabhi wine,
Cigarate nahi piyo g
Bachey: Nhi piyein gy

Teacher: Girls ka picha
Nahi karo gy

Bachey: Nhi karengay

Teacher: Girls sy flirt
Nahi karogay

Bachey: Nahi karengay

Teacher: Or Watan peh Zindagi qurban karogy

Bachey: kardengy, aisi Zindagi ka or karna bhi
Kiya hay...

In, January 23,2009 05:09PM

Kabhi kabhi lait kr ye sochta hu

"Faraz",


Agar beth kr soch lun to kon si qyamat ajaegi :-)

In, January 23,2009 05:01PM

Doctor to sardaar
aap ka aur aap ki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
Sardaar:hoga zaroor hoga 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

Aj, January 23,2009 07:24AM

Mery haalaat ne kr diya tha khamosh mujhe "Faraz"

Zara hm chup kiya hue ,Doston ne yaad krna hi chor diya...

Aj, January 23,2009 06:53AM

I love you
.
.
.
I miss you
.
.
.
I want you
.
.
.
I like you
.
.
.
I feel you
.
.
.
All of these sentences are the example of
'PRESENT
INDEFINITE TENSE'

Aj, January 23,2009 06:00AM

ap Ki Kahani
Hmari Zubani !!

Aap k Paas Dimagh hy,
Chalta nhi wo alag Baat hy,

Aap smart hain,
Koi Manta nhi wo alag Baat hy,

Aap sharef hain,
lagty Nanhi wo alag Baat hy,

Aap k Paas cell Phone hy,
Call nhi krty alag Baat hy,

kafi Izzat hy Ap ki
Koi krta nhi ye alag Baat hy :-).

Aj, January 23,2009 05:36AM

Pakistan
k
Sooba Punjab
k
Division Bahawalpur
K
Zila
Rahim yar khan
ki
Tehsil
Sadik Abad
mein
KLP road per
waqay dewana Colony
ki
Gli No.6
k
House No.1
Uncle Ashiq
k
ghar
ki
Teesri Manzil
k
Bedroom
k
sath attach Bathroom
me
Lagi
Tooti
k
neechay
Rakhay
Blue Colour
k
Lotay
ki
Qasam
I MISS YOU..!

R, January 22,2009 05:41PM

~Goli se ab dar nai lagta mje

Wah wah

Goli se ab dar nhi lagta mje


Shart ye hai k wo disprin ki ho.

L, January 21,2009 06:40AM

Wife: chalo na kahin chalte hain CAR mei
Or CAR drive main krongi
Husband: CAR tm drive krogi to is ka mtlab jayenge car mei
Or ayenge Akhbaar me.

L, January 19,2009 11:04AM

Ek Murgha Murghi k peechay bhag rha tha k achanak Murghi Train k neechay aa gayi,
Murgha bola:Marhuma bohat naik thi,Jaan de di Lekin Chumi nahi di.

Z, January 17,2009 09:30PM

Pathan khudkushi pe taqreer kraha tha.
Pathan:khudkushi haram hai
khudkusi krna jurm hai.
khud kushi krne wala dozakh me jata hai.
khudkushi krne wale pa kuda ki lanat hoti hai.
ise to behtar hai k insan zehar khake mr jae.

N, January 17,2009 08:33PM

Kuch is trah teri
palken
____ ____
'""' '"'"
meri palkon
se mila de
____ ____
<¤,> <,¤> ' '
Ansoo tere
sare
___ ___ meri"" ""
palkon pe
sajade.
tu hr ghari.
' 12 ' .
9 L 3'
. 06 . '
har waqt mere
sath raha hai
han ye jism
( ',') (',' )
/[^]\/[=]\
' LL " LL '
kbi dur kbi
pas rha he
jo b gham
hn ye tere
inhe tu
______l^l____
/'\________.|
| | ¤.¤ .|
|M|________.|
mera pata de...kuch istrha..

N, January 17,2009 06:04PM

Pathan date pe cooking oil se naha k gaya.
Gf: Ap oil mein kyun nahaye?
Pathan: meine suna tha k 'Har cheez meezan mein achi lagti hai'.

R, January 17,2009 01:15PM

Aik or Sher ki aamad huwi hai...
Arz kia hai:
Nahi tera Nasheman White House ke Aiwanon main,,
Tu Bush hai Basera kar Jooton ki Dukanon per.

Z, January 17,2009 11:02AM

Kal bhi SMS zinda tha,
Aaj bhi SMS zinda hai,
Tum kitne SMS delete karo gey,
Her mobil se SMS nikle ga.
Naare Misscall Jeay Sms

Z, January 16,2009 11:54AM

Kisi Ko Chahne Ki 8 Nishaniyan.
8. Ap Us K SMS Bar Bar Padhte Hain,
7. Ap Us K Samne Ate Hue Hichkichate Hain,
6. Jab Ap Us K Bare Me Sochte Hain To Ap Ka Dil 0r Taiz Dhadkta Hai,
4. Ap Muskurate Hain Jab Un Ki Awaz Sunte Hain,
3. Ap Us K Liye Sab Kuch Kar Sakte Hain,
2. Ye SMS Padhte Waqt Ap K Dimagh Me Bas Us Ka Hi Chehra Hai,
1. Or Ap Use Sochne Me Itne Masrof The K Ye Hi Bhol Gey K Point Number 5 Missing HAY.

L, January 16,2009 08:56AM

1 Pathan apna saaman bag m bhar k geo k office phnch gaya or pocha:
WO BAJI KAHAN H JO
KHABRON K BEECH ME KEHTI HE
K HAMARE SATH RAHEYGA
hum7 rehne aya Hai:-)

Aj, January 15,2009 06:PM

Un se kehdo ke yunh har baat pe rutha na kare
faraz...
kisi din meter ghum gaya to sar phaar denge...

N, January 15,2009 02:56PM

Girl:Molvi saab i am in love!
Molvi: Nauzbillah
Astaghfirullah
Laholawala!
Girl:No no Molvi saab im in love with u!
Molvi: SubhanAllah..
MashAllah.
Jazakallah..

R, January 15,2009 11:58AM

Ques: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity ??
Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha & Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!!

Z, January 15,2009 10:46AM

Shukriya Karo Us Khuda Ka,
Ke Usne Hume Banaya Hai.
Kyonki
Ek Pyara, Achcha,
& Beautiful Sa Dost,
Humne Na Sahi,
Tumne To Paya Hai..

Z, January 14,2009 10:53PM

Hey...
Sorry to disturb U.
If U are awake and free,
could U plz do me a favour,
Plz
delete this msg
and sleep again,
Having Swt dremz.

In, January 14,2009 08:18PM

Today is International Handsome boys
& beautiful girls day!
So send this message to
someone who looks smart and cute.
B true..
Dnt cheat like me.......

Al, January 14,2009 07:11PM

Pars chori hone k bad larke ka reaction
Gareeb larka:
O mere paise
Ameer larka:
O mera credit card
Khubsorat larka:
O shit usme to "ALi"
ka numbèr tha

R, January 14,2009 04:40PM

KHAN ne 1Bacha agwa kia or
taavaan k lye sticker pe ye likh k bache pe chipkaya:
10 Laakh kal subah pul k neeche pohnchado?
Aur bache ko ghar wapis bhejdia.
2sre din wo pul k neeche gya
to usy pese milgye
or sath sticker pe likha tha:
Khuda Qasam pese ka gam nai,
Gam is bat ka he k KHAN ne KHAN ko luta

Z, January 14,2009 07:18AM

Hundred words of a true friend can never give pain,
But a true friend's Silence can give Hundred Tears in Heart..
So hamesha Bak Bak kart@@@@@@@@@@@@@ reh na

Aj, January 14,2009 05:50AM

aapka style
aapki smile
aapki ankain
aapki batain
aapka bolna
aapka chalna
aapka muskrana
aapka sharmana
aapka andaz
kaash!
koi 1 to theek hota.!!!

N, January 13,2009 07:57PM

Award of 2008
~_!_
<( !¡ )>
~ ) | (
~!!!!!!!
Mubark ho"SMS"na krne pr apko AWARD OF BEST knjus2ØØ8dia jta h
kp it up in2ØØ9.knjusi ki b hd hoti .

Aj, January 13,2009 06:16AM

Pappu Pinky ko pasand karta hay
aur Pinky Pappu k bhai ko
jab k Pappu k bhai ko
Pinky ki behen achi lagti hay
lekin Pinky ki behn
Pappu ko pasand karti hay
halaan k Pappu pehlay hee Pinky ko chahta hai
Ab jab k Pinky ko Pappu acha nahi lagta
aur Pappu ka bhai Pinky k liay raazi nahi hai
aur Pappu Pinky ki behn se pyar nahi krta
jab k Pinky ki behn ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahi lgta.
To ye Un ka personal problem hai ap kyu tension ley rahey ho... :)

Aj, January 12,2009 07:53PM

Admi:
Yaar ye "Aaho" kon Log boltay hain?
Sardar:
Bhai ye Jo Paindo Log hotay hain wo boltay Hain.
Admi:
Acha Aap Perhay Likhay hain
Sardar: Aaho..@@@@

Z, January 11,2009 11:58AM

Husband & wife dono hotel mein gaye to 1 larki ne hello kya.Wife:Kon thi ye..? Husband:Tum dimagh kharab mat karo!! Abhi usko bhi batana hy k tm kun hu :)

L, January 11,2009 09:36AM

Sardar got promotion
from Clerk to Manager.
He went home & told his
wife in NEW Style,
Biwi Behosh!
y?
He said 2 her
"Tu aj Raat se MANAGER K SATH SOYEGI"

Z, January 10,2009 11:16AM

Ek Intahai educational sheir
Arz hai..
"Mera dil tor ker pohnchai us ne mere dil ko thais..
Tan theeta is equal to Perpendicular upon Base"

Aj, January 09,2009 06:54PM

Buzurgun ne farmaya ha k?
Ek Aqalmand SAy baat krna,ek mahine tak kitabein parhne SAy behtar ha.
.
.
To aj me free hun.
Jab dil chahe baat kar SAkte ho.

L, January 09,2009 06:45PM

Wife : suna jab apne pehli bar mera ghunghat uthaya tha to kesa mehsos kia tha ? Husband : khuda ki qasam mein mar jata agar
AAYAT -UL -KURSI
yaad na hoti

R, January 09,2009 03:26PM

11 saal jail may rehnay wala shakhs humara
"President"
5 saal jail may rehnay wala humara
"Prime Minister"
2, 4 saal aap b laga aao Future bright ho jae ga

R, January 09,2009 02:43PM

Lab sil jate hain jab tum samney atay ho,
Dil dharakta hai jab nazren milaty ho,
Saans rukti hai jab muskuratay ho
Bhoot Ho Keya?Jo
Itna Daratay Ho

Z, January 09,2009 08:42AM

"Ab Hal_e_Dil Kuch is Tarhan Hai Hamara,
"Yaad Tum Ko Hi Har Pal Kia Kartey Hain,
"Jab Na Aye Kisi Din SMS Tumhara,
"Hum Purana Hi SMS Parh Liya Kartey Hai'...

Aj, January 07,2009 12:06PM

Chalo Faraz ab mausam ka maza chakain
Tmam dawain bachon ki pohnch sy dur rakhen
Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karen
Tbiat zyada khrb hoto doctor sy ruju karen
Hamari chahat ka kuch to khayal karen
Dawai achi tarha hila kar istimal karen
Dil mera doob gaya jb us ki uthi doli
Subha sham khany k bad aaik goli
Hum to ishq karny pe raza'mand hain
Jumay kee subha clinic band hain

Z, January 06,2009 07:30PM

Yar0.
Ghajini dekhne k bad andaza hua k
apka bhai b kuch Amir Khan se kam nhi hai
Mein b parhta hun likhta hn samjhta hun
Phr 15 min bad sb bh0ol jata hun

Z, January 06,2009 07:30PM

"Ab Hal_e_Dil Kuch is Tarhan Hai Hamara,
"Yaad Tum Ko Hi Har Pal Kia Kartey Hain,
"Jab Na Aye Kisi Din SMS Tumhara,
"Hum Purana Hi SMS Parh Liya Kartey Hai'...

Z, January 06,2009 07:29PM

Zindgi K Liye Dil Ki Zrurat Hai
Dil K Liye Khushiyo Ki Zrurat Hai
Khushiyo K Liye DOST Ki Zrurat Hai
Or Achay DOST K Liye
Obvsly
Meri Zrurat hai
;-)

N, January 05,2009 08:15PM

Mane aaj 2 bohat important faisley kiey hen
1st..
Aaj se ksi AJNABI LARKi ko Lift Nahi kraaon ga
2nd..
Aaj se ksi LARKI ko AJNBI nhi
samjhonga.

N, January 05,2009 06:18PM

Ap k chary per pyari si smile hai
Suna hai ap k pas bi mobile hai
Jis main msgs ki moti si file hai
Ap msg nahi krty
yeh kunjusi hai ya ap ka style hai

N, January 05,2009 06:17PM

Sher arz ha¡!
Tum se nazar milaon kese o jani
Wah kya kehna
Tm se nazar m¡laon kese o jani
Th¡s Shair ¡s Brought To U By Sunsip L¡mopan¡ :-)

R, January 05,2009 03:30PM

10things I know about U!!
1.U r a special person wid a wondrful Heart
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
Bas, baqi mazaq kal karenge....

N, January 04,2009 08:02PM

Teacher to sardar: Name five Animals that lives in water?
Sardar: FROG
Teacher: And other four?
sardar: Frog di Maa, odi behn, oda Praa te oda Piyoo..!!

N, January 03,2009 01:51PM

y iz FIRE Brigade RED in color?
Ans:FIRE brigade haz a LADDER,
LADDER haz STEPS,
STEPS r 2 b climbed on FOOT,
FOOT iz 2 b measured by a RULER,
RULER ca a KING or QUEEN,
QUEEN of ENGLAND iz ELIZABETH,
ELIZABETH iz also the name of a SHIP,wich sails on WATER,
WATER haz FISH,
FISH haz FINS,
FINS r the p eople of FINLAND,
FINLAND'S national flag iz RED..
So,a firebrigade iz RED in color.
Some othr day i wil tel u y ambulance iZ white

Z, January 02,2009 08:55PM

Is Sms Ko Sare Kam Chor K Mat Prho,Is Sms Ko Ap Bad Ma ß Parh Skte Ho,Ye Sms Koi Jok Nhi,Ye Sms Boht Importnt ß Nhi,Is Sms Me Ap Se Kuch Kehna Nhi Hy Is Sms Me Ap Se Kuch Pochna ß Nhi hy,Ye Sms Thora Lamba Zror Hy,Mgr Koi Khas Nhi,Ye Sms Apka Time Zaya Kr Rha Hy, Ye Sms Prh K Apko Gussa To Zror Arha Hoga Or Gussa Aye ß Q Nhi,Q K Sms Me Kuch Hy Jo Nhi,Mgr Me Kya Kro Ksoor To Apka Apna Hy,Me To Pore Sms Me Ye Likh Lkh K Thak Gaya Hn K Is Sms Me Kch nahi he

In, January 02,2009 04:21PM

Sir: Pyar or ishq me kya farq hy?
Student: Sir pyar wo jo "AAP" apni beti se karte hen!
Sir! Good or ishq?
Student: ishq wo jo MEIN apki beti se karta ho.

N, January 02,2009 10:28AM

Yaron Ko Aazma K Dekh Liya.
Party Main Bula K Dekh Liya.
Mout Bhi Hum Se Dour Bhagti Hai.
Car K Neeche Aa K Dekh Liya.
Marta Nahi Yeh Jarasem-E-Ishq.
Saf guard sy naha k dekh lia
Koi sunta nahi faryad-e-gharib
Radio pe gana ga k dekh lia
Hamare dil ka pata nahi milta
X-RAY bhi kara k dekh lia*

Aj, January 02,2009 06:46AM

Baap:Alama Iqbal kon thy?
Beta pata nhi?
Baap:School jao tu pata chaly na.
Beta:Yaqob uncle kon hein?
Baap pata nhi?
Beta:Ghar me raho to pata chaly na..!!

L, January 02,2009 06:39AM

Pathan:
YaAr mUjhAy sAfaR Me neEnd nAHI AaTI!
Pathan:
Koi baAT Nahi, tUm Rabi-uL-AwwAL Me sO Jäyä kRo!!

R, January 01,2009 10:32AM

Girl's Father:
Main nhai chahta k meri Beti apni poori zindagi ek Gadhay k saath guzare
BOY FRIEND:
Bus! Uncle isi liye main usse yahan se le jaane aya hoon

In, December 30,2008 10:33PM

<('.')>
/"/
./"L
YEH HAI BASANTI
AB YEH NACHEGI...









NACHI KYA...









NAHI?








SORRY,









BASANTI BACHON KE SAMNE NAHI NACHTI.

N, December 27,2008 12:31PM

'ON' & 'OFF'
Both r friend!
On ne dekha k fan off hai off ne nai dekha k fan on hai. off on se keh raha k on hai, on off se keh raha hai off hai. off on
Keh raha hai or on off! On on fan krna charaha hai or off off on ka damag off horaha hai off ka on q k jb on hai tu off hoga off hai tu on.on ne on krdia or off ne off dono on off krtey rahe phr on on kr k chala gaya or off off! jin ka bheja on tha off hogaya or jin ka off unka on!:-)

In, December 26,2008 04:06PM

Jab bush pe jhoota maara gaya to bush neeche hogaya aur bach gya...
Agr us waqt bush kehta...
.
.
.
.
.
PONKA
To kya izzat reh jati joota maarne wale ki.. :-D

N, December 24,2008 08:34PM

"Phool Insano Se Zyada Khubsurat Hote Hen
Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolon Se B Zyada Khubsurt Hote Hain"
Jesy
K
"AAP"
Ko
SMS Karne Wala

N, December 23,2008 11:32AM

Dear customer!
salam
Aap ki Dosti ki waranty khatam ho rahi hai.
Braaye mehrbani foran kuch pyare se SMS kar k recharge kareain.
From:
Friendship Centre.

R, December 23,2008 07:15AM

!¡""Golden Words""!¡
,,!¡,,!¡,,!¡,,!¡,,!¡,,!¡
Kaam ko kal par na taalo...!!!
..
..
..
..
..
..
Wo
PARSOON Bhi Ho Sakta Hai...!¡

In, December 22,2008 09:28PM

1 jamadar gutter main jhuk kar kachra nikaal raha tha
1 pathan wahan se guzarte huay ruk kar bola . . .
O Yara 2 rotti hamara b laga dena.

Z, December 22,2008 03:09PM

Dil Badal Na Dena Sim Ki Tarha,
Muhabat Low Na Krna Betery Ki Tarah,
Pyar Kam Na Krna Balance Ki Tarah,
Hmaysha meri zaroorat mahsos karna Charger Ki Tarha.

Z, December 22,2008 11:29AM

Best sms of
1846
..
..
..
Tab Mobile tha kya?
Kabhi to thora
Dimagh ka istamaal kar liya karo!!
Bas sms parhne ki lagi hoti h.

N, December 22,2008 10:12AM

Ab faraz ke bad Bush . . .
Joota nahi laga tu kiya howa BUSH,
Jurrat thi jawan ki hum sub howe Khush.:-P

R, December 22,2008 09:29AM

Ek pathan ghar a kar s0chne laga ke aaj kya khas kam karna tha...
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Phir raat 3 baje yaad aaya
Arey yar...
AAJ TO JALDI SONA THA....

Al, December 22,2008 09:07AM

Maths tcher asked Pappu:
agar tumhare pas 12 choclates ho or
tum 5 bina ko do, 3 sana ko or
4 maha ko
batao tm ne kya paya
Pappu:sir 3 new popat bachiyan

L, December 22,2008 08:48AM

UsNe Mere DiL Me Jaga Bana Li
Maine Bi UsKi TasvEr Apne DiL Me Saja Li
Woh Mjhse Aise Hi Rooth Gayi 1Din
Phr Maine Bi Us ki Dosri "BEHAN" Phasa Li.

R, December 21,2008 07:16PM

main apky ghar k bahir hoon shayd bell theek nahi.tum Bahir aao
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aisa keh k kisi ko tang nai karna chahiye!!

M, December 21,2008 11:47AM

Student: Miss Aap Ne Kal Mujhe Call Ki Thi ?
Teacher: Main Ne Tou Koi Call Nahi Ki..
Student: To Phir Mere Mobile Pe Kyu Likha Tha, ?
1 Miss Call ? -

Sb, December 20,2008 04:30PM

Phool Kharab Nahi Hota Makhia Kharab Karti Hein
Wah wah
Phool Kharab Nahi Hota
Makhia Kharab Karti Hein
Bacha Kharab Nahi Hota Bachiyan Kharab Karti Hein. :)

Sb, December 20,2008 04:26PM

Laado de lashkare jag mag kapre sare!
Oh laaD0 sabun...
Oh laaDo sabun...
Ye Comercial BREAK Tha
Now
U Continue Ur Work :P

Z, December 19,2008 05:45PM

"TUM Hi TUM HO"
Hansne Me
Rone Me
Jagne Me
Sone Me
Pane Me
Khone Me
"TUM Hi TUM HO"
KOYAL Ki Koo Koo Me
Pholon Ki Khushbu Me
Gaaon Ki Gori Me
Aatay Ki Bori Me
"TUM Hi TUM HO"
ABBA Ki Daant Me
TariQ Road Ki Chaat Me
AMMAA Ki Pitai Me
DiL Pasand Ki Mithai Me
Jhoote Ki Sachai Me
is DiL Ki Gehrai Me
"TUM Hi TUM HO"
PYAR Ki Nishani Me
Student Ki Biryani Me
Chai K Hotel Me
7up Ki Bottle Me
Karli K Saahil Me
Or,
Mere MOBiLE Me
"TUM Hi TUM HO"

In, December 19,2008 07:34AM

Sote hoe ko jagayen ge hum
Aapki neend churaye ge hum
Har waqt SmS kar kar k sataye ge hum
Aapko aye ga ghussa lekin us ghusse me hi yaad to ayen ge hum.

In, December 19,2008 07:33AM

2009 is coming
Wish u a Very HAPPY New Year
Valentine's day
Basant day
23March
Independence day
Eid l Fitar
Eid l Azha
Friendship day
Mother
Father
dada Dadi
Nana Nani
Children's day
Happy B.Day
365Good Mornings Noons&Nights
roz-roz ka natak nhe hota mujh se
Ab pura sal mat kehna k msg nhi kia.

R, December 18,2008 06:36PM

Positive thinking poem:-
Little bird in the sky,
dropping its shit on Ur eye.
U don't worry, U don't cry.
U just Thank God that cows don't fly!

L, December 18,2008 06:30PM

Sardar Pathan se:
Yaar meri Saas ka birthday hy, koi sasti or achi antique cheez btao jo usey doon
Pathan:
O Khocha, esa karo Hamara Sussar de do.

R, December 17,2008 07:32PM

Sardar: O puter tere result da ki bnya?
Pappu:mis kendi ay es clas wich 1 sal hor lagay ga.
Sardar:sal pavain 2, 3 lag jawan per fail na hovin mera puter..!!

In, December 17,2008 04:02PM

Height Of
Hazir jawabi !
Ek Larka Gadhay K Samne Gir Gya
Ek Khubsurat Larki Ne Deka Aur Boli: Apne Bare Bhai K Paon Chu Rahe Ho?
Larka: Ji Bhabhi :-)

Z, December 17,2008 12:03PM

Ek Sardar exaM dene gaya to saath Me PLUMBER ko b le kar gaya..
kyun??
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Kyun k..
Sardar ko inforMation Mili thi k paper leak ho gaya hai!

R, December 16,2008 09:31AM

Ye PiYaR b na ajab cheez hai
MAA se ho to IBADAT
BAAP se ho to MUQADAS
BHAI se ho to AQIDAT
BEHeN se ho to FARZ
B.V se ho to..
ChUnNu
MuNnU
GuDdU
BaBlU
PaPU

Z, December 15,2008 08:06PM

Itni SHIDDAT sy mainy LARKI patany ki KOSHISH ki ha
k hr AMMA ny mujh sy apni BETI bachany ki SAAZISH ki hy
kehty hyn k agr tum SACHAY DIL sy koi LARKI PATANa Chahoo to puri KAINAT tumhary liye LARKI Patany main lag jati hy
Humary LARKY, LARKIYON k CHAKAR b hindi filmo ki trha hote hyn end main sb thee k ho hi jata hy
HAPPY'Z ENDINGZzZ
Aur jo theek na ho tou samjh lo k CHAKAR abi khatam nai hua
choti behan abi baqi hy mery DOST ... ;-)

In, December 15,2008 07:45PM

1 pathan ofice k 25 floor pe tha,1 admi a k bola:Dolat khan tumhari beti bhag gai.Ye sunte hi us ne 25 floor se jump lagadi.Girte hoye 15 floor pe use yaad aya k uski koi beti he nai hai.10 floor pe yaad aya k abhi to uski shadi b nahi hoi hai or 1st floor pe yaad aya k uska nam dolat khan nahi hai

In, December 15,2008 07:43PM

Yaar Ye Dekho...
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Kisi ne poora blank msg bheja Hai
Had hoti hai mazaq karne ki

R, December 14,2008 10:33AM

Hi dear good day
Aaj ki khas khabron k sath me hon apka Dost.
Sb se pehle Headlines
i Miss u Have a Nice Day
Or ab tafsil
Aaj b rozana ki tarah SMS ki barish jari rahe gi
Call aane ka bi imkan hai
Miss Call ke badal b kafi Mobiles pe chaye rahe ge
Or
Mazed khabro ke liye dekhte rahe mere sms :

R, December 14,2008 10:31AM

Kal Bhi SMS Zinda Tha,
Aj Bhi SMS Zinda Hai,
Tum Kitne SMS Delete Karoge,
Her Mobile Se SMS Niklega.
Naar-e-Miss Call Jiye SMS.

Aj, December 13,2008 04:11PM

2 gadhy apas mn bat kr rhe they
1gadaha. Yar mara malik muje bht marta ha
2nd gadha. To bhag kwn nhe jata.
1st gadha. Yahan future bright ha.
Malik ki beti bht khubsurat ha
jb wo shararat krti ha to
malik kehta ha tairi shadi gadhy se krwa dounga
bus is umeed pr ruka hua hun.

Z, December 13,2008 11:25AM

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Agr janna hy k ye kia likha hy to mble shishe ki taraf rakkar parho.Try this its intrstng.

In, December 13,2008 09:07AM

Agar 2008 may ab tak mujhse koi ghalti hui ho Ya koi bat apko buri lagi ho,
To
To
To
Ye mera last sms he
jo kar sakte ho kar lo,may 2009 may bhi baz nahi aonga "kesa lgaa.

In, December 13,2008 07:22AM

(",)
<))> Xcuse Me
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Kisi ko fikar hai meri...
Ehsas hai mera...
Bs mai he SMS krun?
Mujhy sms kon kryga? Han?
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Reply me.

Aj, December 13,2008 04:11PM

2 gadhy apas mn bat kr rhe they
1gadaha. Yar mara malik muje bht marta ha
2nd gadha. To bhag kwn nhe jata.
1st gadha. Yahan future bright ha.
Malik ki beti bht khubsurat ha
jb wo shararat krti ha to
malik kehta ha tairi shadi gadhy se krwa dounga
bus is umeed pr ruka hua hun.

Z, December 13,2008 11:25AM

A 992 I
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Agr janna hy k ye kia likha hy to mble shishe ki taraf rakkar parho.Try this its intrstng.

In, December 13,2008 09:07AM

Agar 2008 may ab tak mujhse koi ghalti hui ho Ya koi bat apko buri lagi ho,
To
To
To
Ye mera last sms he
jo kar sakte ho kar lo,may 2009 may bhi baz nahi aonga "kesa lgaa.

In, December 13,2008 07:22AM

(",)
<))> Xcuse Me
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Kisi ko fikar hai meri...
Ehsas hai mera...
Bs mai he SMS krun?
Mujhy sms kon kryga? Han?
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Reply me.

L, December 12,2008 10:25AM

3 sardar aftr exam.
1st: yar mjhe kch nhi ata tha paper khali chor aya hon
2nd: Mai b!
3rd: Sht yar
Teacher smjhe gi hmne cheating ki hai.....

R, December 11,2008 06:03PM

Ek faqeer bachi se
ALLAH k naam par de beta
bachi: mai beta nahin beti hun.
faqeer: ALLAH k naam par de beti.
bachi: mera naam nusrat hai
faqeer: ALLAH k nam par de nusrat
bachi: mera poora naam Nusrat parveen hai.
faqeer: ALLAH k nam par de nusrat parveen
bachi: Ye hui na baat
ab maaf karo baba

Aj, December 11,2008 02:38PM

Next generation child will sing:
Twinkle twinkle
little cigar,
I just went to
royal bar,
Whisky rates
are up so high,
So drink beer
with chicken fry....;-)

Z, December 09,2008 11:11AM

"U" are ABCDEFGHIJKL
A=adorable
B=brilliant
C=cute
D=dashing
E=exciting
F=fantastic
G=great
H=humorous
I=intelligent
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J K L ?
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J=JOKE
K=KAISA
L=LAGA ..?

Z, December 08,2008 12:45PM

Pathan: Doctor ji apko taankay laganay attay hain ?
Doctor : Haan atay hain , kahan laganay hain ?
Pathan: Ye lo chappal pay laga do.

Z, December 08,2008 12:45PM

Hum tumhari hifazat kia karin ge Faraz..........!
Mera to apna bakra koi khool k lay gaya hai :-(

Aj, December 07,2008 07:06PM

Pathan in Karachi Went 2 Bank 4 opening An Account
He took 1 form and went 2 Islamabad
Do u know Y.?
Bcoz in the form He read..
"WRITE in CAPITAL"

Aj, December 07,2008 06:57PM

Next generation child will sing:
Twinkle twinkle little cigar, I just went to royal bar, Whisky rates are up so high, So drink beer with chicken fry....;-)

Aj, December 07,2008 06:49PM

Karachi k halat!
"Paint shirt" pheno tu pathan nahe choraengy,
"Shalwar Qamez" pheno tu MQM walay nahe choraengy.
"Chaddi Banyan pehno tu Taleban nahe chroaegy,
or "kch na pehno" to Awam nahe choregi.
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD

R, December 07,2008 05:42PM

KHAALI JAGAH Pay " U "
LAGAO
AUR
BUN JAO!
1. ST___PID
2. B___DDH___
3. BEWAQ___F
4. ___LL___!
Dekha!
Everything is incomplete without " U " :-))

Z, December 07,2008 09:23AM

Who let u up on da horse u ghost's kid?
Can't understand..!! ?
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Tenu ghori kinay charhaya bhootni k? :-D

Al, December 06,2008 04:16PM

=Singing KiSHOOR Pr Khtam=
=Bhai Girri SUNJAY DUT Pr Khtam=
=Style SALMAN KHAN Par Khtam=
=Or Khubsurti Yaqinan MUJHE Pe Khtam=
=Or BAQI SuB
Jal JaL Kar KHTaM=

Z, December 06,2008 08:54AM

Taxi driver to Memon passanger , Sir car k brakes fail hogaye hain! kya karon?
Memon Passenger, Ya Allah !
Aey bhai sab se pehle tu meter band kar

Z, December 06,2008 08:53AM

Saima
03002734***
Esha
03454675***
Faria
03323689***
Amber
03454675***
Dosto apni bhabion ka khayal rakhna
Mai Haaj par jaraha hon... ;-)

Aj, December 05,2008 06:11PM

Woman to a shopkeeper: "Joshaanda hai?"
Shopkeeper: Menu te bara Josh Aanda ay, Twanon Aanda hai?

L, December 05,2008 05:44PM

1 Admi ne andda fry kia to wo
jall gya,
Murgi ne dekh Lia...
Murgi ne admi ke mun par zor se thapar marte huwe kha
Tuje dene parein to tuje pata chale. :p

R, December 05,2008 02:52PM

1st pathan to 2nd: Eid ki Namaz parhne q nhi aya
2nd: Me araha tha k raste me hi log Namaz parhte dekhe wahi parh li Ajeeb Namaz thi 1 banda so raha tha us k piche sab parh rhe the or koi sajdah b nahi tha
1st: Kocha tum janaza parh k aa gaya he
2nd: Kiya baat karta he me to sab ko Mubarak bad b de aya.

Z, December 05,2008 02:28PM

Zaalim HaQuMat ki drindagi ka ek or jeeta jaagta saboot
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,korangi me queta hotel k 3 masoom pathanoo se
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"naswaar" cheen li,,, teeno pathanoo ne tarap tarap kr jaan de di,

Z, December 05,2008 11:20AM

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JisKo Qurbani Me Hissa Lena Hai Wo Sirf 100 Rupay Ka Balance Bhej K Hissa Le Le.

N, December 05,2008 10:24AM

Morning voices
UK:Hi dear
USA:Good morning
CHINA:Mehow
JAPAN:Shanhow
ITALY:Manichi
INDIA:Namasty
FRANCE:Sanchay
PAKISTAN:Uth ja Nikamay 12 baj rahe hen.

Aj, December 05,2008 10:02AM

PATHAN ko ek chiragh mil jata hai.chirag rugar ne se jin nikl aya.Jin ne kaha k 3 khwahishen batao. PHATAN: Aik khosorat bht bara sa bangla banao. forun Bangla ban jata hai. dosra Us mai bht dolat mand log hon. Woh bhi ho jata hai. PHATAN ab hum ko ais mai CHOWKIDAR lagwa do bara maherbani ho gi tumare

L, December 05,2008 06:32AM

Teacher Pathan Se: Qatil kise kehte hain?
Pathan: Pata nahi !
Teacher: Agr tum apne baap ka Qatal kar do to tum kia kehlao gay ?
Pathan : "Yateem"

L, December 04,2008 11:52AM

teacher: "sana sub larkon se ßaat krti hai"
ßtao is sentence mai sana kya hai.??
Pathan Students:
sir sana ßIGAIRAT hai..

N, December 03,2008 12:27PM

Insan ki 4 Maa hoti hn
1 jis ne paida kia
1 jis ne perhaya
1 saasu maa
1 wo jis k barey me ammi kehti hn,
"Aey Raat de 2 wajay keri maa naal Gallaan karda Ae"

R, December 03,2008 10:36AM

WIFE: agar main bohat kamyabi k sath
pakistan ki sab se oonchi choti K.2 par
charh jaon to tum muje kia do gay?
HUSBAND:wahe sy Dhakka.;-)

In, December 03,2008 07:49AM

MARE..mobile ka accidant ho gaya hai
SAMSUNG HOSPTIL KA MOTROLA WARD ME HAY
DR NOKIA KA KEHNA HAI K SMS KI BOTLEIN CHAHIYE
PLZ SEND SMS QK MOBILE
I.C.U..MAIN..HAI..:'..".:

In, December 02,2008 06:43PM

I was sleeping!
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Oh! I forgot
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To say you
o_, Good
| (,__, Night!
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R, December 02,2008 07:09AM

Bahu k 1, 2 affair sunnay k baad SUSAR ne khudkashi kar li,
3, 4 or sunnay k baad husband ne bhi..
Mgr SAAS
chup rahi
why?
''Q K SAAS BHI KABHI bahu thi.

Z, December 01,2008 08:23PM

Maine us se pucha tmhein kia chahiye *FARAZ*
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Sharma k boli "bus aik naya connection chahiye
...TALK SHAWK ka..

Z, November 30,2008 09:45PM

Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia ghalib,
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Moong phali mein dana nahi, hum tumharay Nana nahi.....!!!

Aj, November 30,2008 08:13PM

Kiun Chalti Ha Pawan?
Bcz Of Evaporation
Kiun Ghome He Gagan?
Bcz Of Earth's Rotation
Kiun Machalta He Mann?
Bcz Of Disorder In Digestin
Na Tum Jano Na H m!!
Kiun Gum He Hr Disha?
Bcoz U Have Poor Sense Of Direction
Kiun Hota Hy Nasha?
Bcz Of Drug Addiction
Na Tum Jano Na Hm!!
Kiun Ati He Bahar?
Bcz Of Chai nge In Season
Kiun Khota He Q